"It's not special to ask for leave, it's the physical education teacher's words, 'There is a lot of money, why do you take leave as soon as you go to physical education class, can you still get your tires in physical education class?' That's what makes it special, okay! ”

"Qian Duo asked for leave to raise the baby, don't say that he really looks like a pregnant woman with his big belly." I said with a smile, and then continued, "I didn't see it, the physical education teacher is quite humorous, it is really unseemly, and the sea is incomparable." But how I don't know! ”

"Secret."

"Secrets, girls' secrets, there are always a few days a month......"

"What, you can, you know everything!" Zhao Min hurriedly interrupted me and said.

It wasn't until this moment that I realized that I was a little hot-headed. In fact, I have always had doubts about this, and I don't know if it's really as Qian Duo said-for everyone, H jokes are like girls' LJ, not enjoyment, but needs.

I always feel that the tense he uses in this sentence should be in the future tense, at least in the present I think that enjoyment is far greater than need. But when it comes to H jokes, I can't help but call him Mr. Qian.

Although it is impossible to tell from Zhao Min's words whether she enjoys or needs, it is certain that she is not disgusted. So I continued, "I think it's supposed to be called a leave of absence." ”

"The weapon of taking leave is 'raising a baby', okay!"

Ha ha......

"Don't talk nonsense to Qian Duoduo when you go back."

"How dare I. If you want him to know about this matter, you won't be angry, and I can't afford to have a tire when the time comes. ”

"Huh! Okay, okay, it's too far, you better go on. ”

"Well, let's get down to business. After Qian Duo squeezed his eyebrows and smiled, I was very interested at the time, and secretly reminded myself that I must stand in the back next time I do exercises.

But, by the way, when it comes to this, I must sigh: if life is always according to the rules without twists and turns, there will be no ...... in the sky"

Zhao Min didn't wait for me to finish and then sang: "Sister Lin fell from the sky, like a clear cloud just coming out." ”

"Sister Lin fell from the sky, it's so nice. But I didn't understand the next sentence. ”

"It's the Yue drama "Sister Lin Falling from the Sky", it's normal that you don't understand!"

"Cantonese songs, I will sing Andy Lau's world's first."

"I'm dizzy, please! Big brother, can we not be ashamed? The world's first class is Hokkien. HK people, Cantonese songs, no wonder you think so. ”

At that time, I was just in a hurry, and I didn't have time to think about it at all, but when I thought about it later, I had a new understanding - the sublimation of feelings between people is always at a wonderful moment.

It's strange to say, if there is no moment, no matter how long we have known each other, it feels like we are always blocking the water across the mountain.

"I see, no wonder I always feel that the pronunciation of this song is a little strange." I felt a little hot, but I still pretended to be calm and continued, "If you hadn't corrected it, I would still be convinced that it was a Cantonese song." Don't say anything, sister, please take my knees. ”

"Hehe, your knees are still left for the washboard!"

"Sister, do you have one at home?"

"With your size, even if you do, I won't use it for you!"

"That's right, how can I rob your dad?"

"I'll send you a word: get out!"

"Cards!" I made a pause gesture and said, "I don't think you're angry enough when you roll the word." Or if you brew your emotions, let's do another one. ”

"Huh! Okay, you're poor. If you continue to say this, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish the thousand and one nights!"

"Okay, I'll make a long story short, but you have to sing the next Sister Lin from the sky first."

"Well, you're blessed today." Zhao Min said as if some people were condescending.

"No, no." I also learned so much that I shook my head like the old master and said, "It's your honor." My ears have to be booked! ”

"I'm dizzy again!"

"Ouch!" I shouted in agreement.

Zhao Min let go of the hand I was holding, then gently twisted my ear and said, "Okay! I unscrewed it about a covenant to see how many catties and taels there were (in my hometown's dialect, Rio means weighing). ”

"It's your honor, of course it's exempt!" I removed Zhao Min's hand from my ear, and I still held it in my hand.

"But I want to follow the rules and not be special."

"This sister, I don't read much, don't lie to me. You don't see some people in this world who are treated specially, and a few of them don't keep saying that they don't do anything special. ”

"Since you say so, then I will also give you a special treatment, and I will talk about it if you can catch me." Then she broke free of my hand and ran into the Liang Wang City in a hurry.

"Hey, Liang Wangcheng has arrived." I muttered to myself.

Liang Wangcheng is actually a park, there is a piece carved around the moire at the entrance, the ink paint on the front has been mottled, it is still strong is to use the three words of "Liang Wangcheng" engraved in Lishu, and the back is the stone tablet with thousands of words of introduction engraved on the background color of the original stone.

Although the park is named after the ruins of Liangwang City, its ruins are not here, but in the westernmost part of Wuyuan Town, which is crossed by the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal.

It's just that after the millennium, except for the moat that survives half of the circle and relies on the canal to nourish, there is no trace of the former royal city. But a few of its earthen walls and a small square of the main hall are still faintly remembered in my childhood.

There is an inexplicable sense of pride in it every time I speak of it to unrelated people, so much so that those who listen to it despise it for fear that it will have long since fallen into ruins, for in my mind the grandest memories of it are not even ruins.

At this time, a ginkgo biloba leaf that wiped my face and fell drove me out of my memory, only to find that Zhao Min was gone.

That's when I quickened my pace and headed deeper into the park. He had just taken a few steps when a voice stopped me.

When I turned around, I saw an old man with white hair and clean clothes, but a little shabby, and a white paper fan with Tang poems in his hand.

Seeing him fan, I really wanted to step forward and ask, "You are so good at this old body, I'm afraid you usually drink a lot of banlangen, right?" But after all, I waved at him and continued my way.

I've always been dismissive of a half-immortal like this who sets up a stall in the park to tell fortunes. The reason is very simple, you can work backwards, if he is really good, will he keep setting up a stall?

Of course, those immortals who set up museums in the deep alleys but are still in the market may not be true immortals, most of them are just ten years of work under the stage.

"Why are you so slow, don't you want to chase me?" Zhao Min stood in the Tao Ran Pavilion and looked at me who was late, and said with a little complaint.