Chapter 6 Example 4
"Of course not, can't you see? I don't chase you with my feet, but with my heart! ”
"Who knows what the hell you're holding in that dirty heart?"
"Didn't Andy Lau tell you? I can only hold one of you in my heart. ”
"You're scolding me, looking for a beating, aren't you?" Zhao Min slapped me as he spoke.
"Girl, I seem to remember a saying that beating is kissing, and scolding is love. Are you hinting at me? ”
"Implying that you're a big-headed ghost!" As he spoke, Zhao Min turned the palm he had just raised into a fist and lightly slapped it on my chest.
I was just pretending to fall backwards, but I didn't want to forget that I was standing on the steps, and my feet were unsteady and really falling backwards.
Seeing this, Zhao Min hurriedly stretched out his hand, and I stood up straight and almost faced Zhao Min, and at the same time my nose smelled a hint of milky fragrance.
I still remember that I was struggling with whether she drank Yili or Mengniu earlier? Zhao Min's cheeks flushed, then he moved half a step away, pointed to the stool in the pavilion, and said:
"Shall we sit here for a while?"
I smiled awkwardly and said, "Well, okay."
After sitting down, I continued the conversation with the previous topic, "Since then, I have been standing in front of all the boys (except side by side) in every recess exercise, without exception. After the, I occasionally get annoyed: Why did I forget it again! Strangely, Qian Duo never reminded me again, and I never asked anyone else to remind me. Just like that, the semester passed. ”
"Gone?"
"It's gone."
"I knew that you people who like to write poetry tell stories like a rabbit's tail and can't grow."
"We, who else?" I asked, a little jealously.
"Who do you think it will be?" Zhao Min asked with a pair of big watery eyes and a vague smile on his face.
I thought it couldn't be your father, but I said duplicitously, "Could it be your father?"
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You're amazing, aren't you? "Make compliments a habit, some people say it's a sign of high emotional intelligence." Sitting and watching the anglers, there is nothing to envy the fish", anyway, if it is not deliberate, I can't do it.
If this statement is true, then I, who has always been poisonous, need to add absolute value to emotional intelligence in order to find a sense of existence!
Zhao Min brushed his hair behind his ear and continued, "But speaking of recess exercises, I also remember that there were many more girls in our class than in your class at that time, and my legs were relatively long, right?" ”
I quipped, "You just say you're tall!" Also long legs! ”
"Don't you dare to say it?"
"Yes, you're full of legs from the neck down!"
At this time, silence is better than sound, Zhao Min glanced at me and said, "So don't I stand behind you every time." But, well, but how come I never paid attention to you when you were so prominent! Just like that, the semester has passed. Zhao Min said disapprovingly in my tone.
"I said this sister, you are so skinny, does your mother know?" I processed Mr. Li's words a little bit and said.
"You should ask my mom about this? I promise she won't kill you. ”
"Nong knows, right? Nong is poisoned and infected with the master's humor virus. After speaking, I couldn't help muttering in my heart: I fell for Mr. Li's poison, and I couldn't help but burst out all the Shanghainese.
"Really? The little woman asked the master for an antidote. Zhao Min said and stretched out two fingers to stand on my lap and bent down, then said, "Kneel and beg." ”
"Awesome! It seems that what Mr. Kong said is not wrong at all, 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise.' ’”
Speaking of this, I stood up and said into the air as if the award-winning person was giving a speech, "Also, I would like to thank Zhao Min in particular. Thank you to her for supporting me silently for so long, as the woman behind me. ”
Then I turned back to Zhao Min and said seriously, "Zhao Min, thank you!"
"You're big, but it's cold! Goosebumps are up. It seems that your poison is not shallow. It is estimated that Teacher Kong can't solve it, and I think only Wu Yao in our class can save you, haha! ”
"Really? Hey, wait a minute. I saw Zhao Min stand up and raise his feet to leave, and hurriedly said.
"It's useless to look for me. Didn't I tell you, your antidote is with Wu Yao. ”
"I'm just reminding you to watch your step."
"Foot, nothing?"
"Don't you see? Look at the goosebumps in this place, it's not good to trip you up. ”
"I'll get dizzy again." Zhao Min shook his head and smiled and continued, "I said this classmate, Nong is so irritable, it's really good?" Zhao Min was also possessed by Teacher Li.
"A good baby should be impatient, thank you Teacher Li for your compliment." I said gleefully. However, there is a tingling sensation on the scalp and temples. Maybe it's too excited, and the brain is a little deprived of oxygen.
Despite this, I still don't want to stop this gag way of communication, as if this way of speaking will become a social taboo in the future, so I will not be afraid to squander it as if I am in debt.
"Haha, I'm serving you!"
"You can't do it."
"And what else do you want?"
"The Heavenly ...... Singing in Cantonese"
"It's not Cantonese, it's Vietnamese." Zhao Min hurriedly interrupted me and said, "The woman who is the Yue Xi girl, that Yue." No, I can't talk seriously with you. ”
I thought that I would not be able to climb out of the pit of Cantonese today, but as soon as I said poetry, I was inexplicably excited.
"I know that this sentence comes from Wang Wei's "Xi Shi Yong": The bright color is heavy in the world, and Xi Shi is Ning for a long time. Chao is the Yuexi girl, and the twilight is the concubine of Wu Palace. The cheap day is not very different, and you come to understand it rarely. Invite people to Fu fat powder, not wearing Luo clothes. ”
"You can only get serious when you talk about poetry." Zhao Min stroked his sleeve and continued, "Master, are you ready?" ”
"Sister, we have something to say, don't do it!"