Chapter 16: Paper Figures
"Ahhh~" I slammed my fist into the door, only to see through the seemingly thick door panel with a single punch.
It was very easy, and after I pierced it, I realized that this wooden door was not made of wood at all, but made of dried reeds and paper paste, and I didn't expect it to be so realistic, I almost didn't see it.
After discovering that the courtyard gate was made of paper, I fixed my eyes again, as if it was a mud rammed wall, and when I went up, I kicked a big hole directly, and when I lay down, I saw that the wall with a thickness of 30 centimeters of mud was also pasted with reeds and paper.
So I hurried into the room and found that almost everything was papier-mâché, and none of it was real.
I took out the Ru kiln I wrapped in my backpack, and it turned out to be paper paste, and the original crystal clear enamel was gone, and it became a rough paper to the touch.
"Damn! What the fuck have I been through?" I couldn't help but cry out.
Throwing away those papier-mâché kilns, I quickly touched myself, because I was afraid that I myself would also be a paper person, and I would also be papier-mâché.
Fortunately, I felt a hot self, strong muscles, eight-pack abs, and a handsome face.
While I was self-absorbed, I suddenly heard a slamming door.
"Who?" I yelled angrily.
"Dabao, second uncle!" The familiar voice of the second uncle came from outside.
"What for?" I was in a very bad mood, firstly, I didn't understand what I had experienced, and secondly, because my second uncle had just splashed my clothes that I had finally dried out and wet them again, and I needed to bake them again, but I didn't die, and I didn't want to wear the clothes that burned the dead.
"Today is the birthday of the carefree fairy and the ghost mother, and they are singing on stage, we all have to go to see it!" The second uncle shouted outside.
"Why don't I go, what carefree fairy, what ghost mother, what the hell?" I don't have a good airway.
As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, the courtyard door was kicked open, and a large group of paper piercing people rushed in, all with pale faces, staring at me with eyes like dead fish, with an expression that wanted to kill me.
"I really don't want to go, I'm going to make a fire to bake clothes again, you guys go!" I looked at a group of paper piercing people, with fierce looks, and I was a little weak-hearted.
"Don't go, it's a great disrespect to the carefree fairy and the ghost mother!" One of them said mechanically, sounding like a soulless walking corpse, a puppet of the word.
"Eh~ What will happen if you are disrespectful?" I hesitated, but asked curiously.
"Burn to death~Burn to death~" A group of people continued to shout in unison, the shout was earth-shattering, and I was scared, they shouted, I trembled, not to mention it was quite rhythmic.
"Uh, okay, I'll go!" In the face of power, I gave in, I was ready to go, and I also wanted to see, what is the carefree fairy and
Ghost Mother.
However, when I was about to go out, I was stopped by a group of paper people.
"What? No, no, I'm going now, and you're blocking me, what do you mean?" I was very unhappy to ask this group of paper people, because I was going to do it, although these goods are many and quite scary, but I don't think they are my opponents, a group of paper people, I don't easily beat them.
In one sentence, it is too easy to punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten.
However, I pushed the paper man in front of me, but I didn't push it.
"it!" I was stunned, I pushed him like a leg on a wall, I was not convinced, not to mention that this is a paper man, it is a strong man of more than 200 pounds, I pushed him, and he had to take two steps back for me.
But this one didn't seem to have a dozen pounds of paper, but he didn't move, I was not convinced, I took a step back, rushed forward suddenly, and then pushed hard with all my strength.
"Bang~" sounded, not only did he not push it, but he was shocked and sat on the ground, causing a group of paper people to laugh.
My eyes were about to pop out, and I was about to feel my own blood to him, but I was stopped by my second uncle.
"You're going to see the carefree fairy and the ghost mother, it's not okay to wear tattered, you have to put on new clothes, didn't I give it to you?"
"I don't wear that death... Clothes!" I almost said the dead man's clothes, but I changed my words at the critical moment.
The second uncle also seemed to understand something, leaned over, and whispered to me: "You'd better wear that clothes, those clothes can cover the breath of your living people, if you are found to be a living person, you will be miserable!"
"it!" I looked at the second uncle in disbelief.
The second uncle squeezed his eyebrows at me, looking like you know.
"That's interesting!" I muttered in my heart, and I also found that the second uncle is not the same as the rest of the paper people, of course, this is not to say that the second uncle is not a paper people, he is too, but he is the kind of person who is more realistic, more personal, to put it bluntly, he is an intelligent NPC in an online game, and the rest of the paper people are really fool NPCs in the game, just such a difference.
Although I was extremely reluctant, I could see that there must be something going on here, and maybe I could get a clue to go down to the fourth layer, so I had to follow.
So although I was very unhappy, I still changed into that paper robe, not to mention it is quite cool to wear, it is very cool underneath.
This reminds me of the original Hanfu, which does not wear underwear, and the underwear thing did not exist until the Ming Dynasty, and it was passed down by the Japanese.
Hanfu not only does not wear underwear, but even does not wear pants, even if it is worn, it is open crotch pants, and those with crotch are only worn by ordinary people who work in the fields, and nobles do not wear them at all.
I also took a moment today
Aristocrat, I don't have pants in there, but it's so fucking cold, can it not be cold? There are two layers of paper clothes on his body.
After I changed my clothes, the paper piercing people stopped stopping me and walked ahead of me.
I pulled the second uncle, left behind, and asked in a low voice, "Second uncle, how do you know that I am a living person?" Are you all dead?"
The second uncle looked left and right, and then whispered: "You be quiet, don't let them hear, they don't know that they are dead." I'll know if you're alive or not!"
I looked down, and sure enough, the second uncle grabbed my wrist.
"Second uncle, you are wise!" Since the second uncle has no ill will towards me, it is normal for me to make a sycophant, and I then asked: "But second uncle, what are the carefree fairies and ghost mothers?"
"Shhhh Be quiet, are you so daring? Dare to say something? Does that the gods know?" The second uncle's eyes widened, and he was quite dissatisfied with my statement.
I quickly changed my words: "Okay, good! It's the carefree fairy and the ghost mother! They're all immortals!"
"That's pretty much it!" The second uncle was satisfied.
"What kind of gods are they?" I asked.
"It's the immortal of this seven-star ghost domain, ruling the entire seven-star ghost domain!" The second uncle said.
"What is the Seven Star Ghost Domain?" I asked, confused.
"It's our feet, it's the Seven Star Ghost Domain!" The second uncle stomped his feet and pointed to his feet again.
"Oh!" I thought I understood.
"So what are you doing this time? Still singing? So grand?" I know that there was no entertainment in ancient times, even in the Song Dynasty, when the common people were very wealthy. It's like singing or something, it's definitely a big scene.
Not to mention ancient times, even before the reform and opening up, watching dramas was also one of the main projects for ordinary people to build spiritual civilization, and it was not something that could be watched every day.
At present, I found that a large number of paper people appeared on the originally empty streets, and it is not an exaggeration to say that many people bring their own small benches, happy and happy to go to the play.
There were also children shuttling around, of course, these children were also paper-made, holding a string of paper paste rock sugar gourds in their hands, running back and forth in the crowd, grinning, but there was not a trace of sound.
The whole team was, silent, extremely silent, and it seemed very happy to see the strength of these people, but there was no sound, and it seemed extremely weird.
Of course, weirdness is normal, after all, it's a group of paper people.
"The fairy of worry-free and the extra-divine incarnation of the ghost mother marry!" The second uncle said.
"Huh? Marry?" I immediately felt panicked when I heard it, this worry-free fairy and ghost mother are obviously women, whether they are considered to be unknown to anyone, but they are obviously mothers, how can mothers marry?
Is it a man or a woman?