When I arrived, it was obviously late, because the stage was already full of people, and I couldn't squeeze in if I wanted to.

From here to the stage, in one sentence it is 800 miles away.

Of course, this is an exaggeration, but it is a bit far, at least 30 meters, and I am at least 30 meters from the stage here.

There is a sea of people thirty meters in front of it, and it is too difficult to think about it.

The stage was built temporarily, but how I see it, it looks a bit like a mourning hall.

The big stage is not open-air, there is a shed on the top, the two sides of the shed are wide open, from the middle of the diagonal pull of two white satin, there is a huge white flower in the middle, very similar to the mourning hall I saw in the countryside when I was a child.

Soon the big drama began, and I thought I was going to perform an ancient opera like "Mulian Saves Mother".

But, I never expected that they were singing a fan opera.

It is a man and a woman, the woman is charming, coquettish, the man's face is white and beardless, handsome and handsome, the two of them are a meat joke at the beginning, and then there is love and love, Qingqing and I, the woman even lifted her robe and revealed a snow-white straight long leg.

I was thrilled to see my blood pounding.

"! How the hell am I? Reacting to paper piercing people too?" I was almost confused.

It looks like the paper people are not much better than me, and many men and women are hugging each other, a scene that is inappropriate for children.

"Damn, something is wrong, something is absolutely wrong!" I think there's a problem, and it's definitely a problem.

It's true that there is a problem, but I don't know exactly how it was done, it should be some medicine or spiritual stuff.

This is a big drama that is not suitable for children, and it has been babbling and singing for more than two hours, and my brother has shouted out, I thought it would end like this, after all, what kind of worry-free fairy and ghost mother to marry, it shouldn't be a banquet here.

But just when I thought so, the real drama began, and the marriage was really done here.

In the end, a plain woman came up, even if the Song Dynasty robe was wide, she could still see her extremely proud figure, but her head looked very strange, it was a diamond-shaped.

There are noses, eyes, and mouths, but they are all painted on them, and they are so lifelike that you can almost see your eyelashes, and she looks like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl.

I don't know why I can see so clearly from so far away.

"See the Worry-Free Fairy Ghost Mother!" A group of people fell to their knees like a mountain, prostrate on the ground and shouted loudly.

Of course I didn't want to kneel, and I wondered why I saw only one person and shouted two people.

Seeing that I didn't kneel, the second uncle on the side pulled me and pulled me down to kneel.

I'm not that kind of person

People with backbone, sometimes in addition to kneeling to the sky and kneeling to their parents, they also kneel to other people, regardless of whether this person is known to me or not, so I kneel down without any burden in my heart.

"Second uncle, didn't you say that the worry-free fairy and the ghost mother? How can paper see a person?" I asked the second uncle suspiciously.

The second uncle's eyes glared: "What person?" Who? That's a god! Immortals!"

The second uncle said while beating me, so I had to admit it again and again: "Yes, yes, yes!" It's a god! It's a god! But there's only one?"

The second uncle smiled mysteriously: "You can know it just by looking at it!"

"I know your grandma has a leg!" I slandered in my heart, he didn't tell Lao Tzu, and he was still playing tricks.

Although I'm very angry, but I can't help it, and I found one more thing, that is, I don't know how this guy came out of the carefree fairy or the ghost mother.

I felt like it was out of nowhere.

"Is it really a fucking fairy?" I thought so, and quickly dismissed the idea, because I had met a guy who could teleport before, and that guy was finally beaten to death by me, and immortals can't be killed.

While I was thinking nonsense, two people wearing bright red wedding dresses and big red hijabs were brought to the stage.

Everyone was still kneeling, and they didn't stand up, and I didn't dare to stand up, for fear of being discovered, but I had a long neck and wanted to see if these two people were wearing bright red wedding dresses and wearing red hijabs, whether they were men or women.

That's right, I'm just gossiping, the fire of gossip, it's burning, if everyone doesn't speak, I'm going to shout a few times and start a coax.

Sure enough, it was a man, and I could tell by the height of those two people that it was a man.

But this strange guy who doesn't know if it's a carefree fairy or a ghost mother, is a little taller than these two men, mainly because of her head, her diamond-shaped head, which is half a meter high, how to look at it, how to feel weird and uncomfortable.

It is estimated that as long as it is a man, he will make such a joke, that is, what is good-looking or not, it is the same when the lights are turned off.

But if I turn off the lights, this is different, you touch a half-meter-long head, what kind of feeling is it, I guess only my own experience can know.

After that, the wedding proceeded as normal, worshipping heaven and earth.

Someone presided over it, and he heard the man shouting, "Please go to heaven and earth with the bridegroom."

"It turned out to be a carefree fairy!" Hearing the host's shouting, I knew that it was the carefree fairy standing on the stage.

"But this carefree fairy, one person marries two men, it's a bull fork, and I don't know which two men came, and I'm really lucky, I can serve a woman together." I still rejoice in my heart, the nature of the hard work and happiness is exposed.

As a result, only one man was worshipping heaven and earth, and the other was standing still.

Of course, the one who worshipped didn't want to move, but someone held him to worship, and the situation was similar to my previous situation, and when I wanted to do it with these paper people, I found that it was not the opponent of these paper people at all.

Although the man struggled and scolded, he could not change the facts, and was forcibly pressed to worship heaven and earth.

After worshipping heaven and earth, the crowd shouted with a loud voice, as if they were happy.

But that feeling is very wrong, how wrong it is, just like we now see the North Korean cheerleaders going abroad to cheer for the athletes, embarrassed and shocked.

"Oh, I'll go, what if there's one left?" I looked at the man who was still there, puzzled.

But immediately someone solved my doubts, and the wedding host shouted again: "Please ask the ghost mother and the groom to worship heaven and earth!"

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"Ghost mother? Where did the ghost mother come from? I glared at the boss and didn't see the second woman play. Just when I was puzzled and wanted to ask my second uncle, a scene that shocked me happened.

The head of the carefree fairy turned one hundred and eighty degrees, turned over, and another face appeared, a face that was extremely charming, although it was also painted, but that kind of coquettishness was enough to fascinate all men, and it was not an exaggeration to penetrate into the bones.

"Damn!" Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but scream.

The paper piercing people around me immediately glared angrily, and I quickly shut up and looked around, pretending that it was not sent by myself.

I said "", not because of the amazement of seeing this charming face, but because of the shock of seeing the ghost mother and the carefree fairy alone, and the other party's head can turn one hundred and eighty degrees, which is also an incredible thing.

"Now you know, right? Sanssouci Fairy and Ghost Mother Niangniang are one person, and Sanssouci Cave and Ghost Fan Building are also a place. "The eyes of the second uncle of the paper man are shining, if I don't see his appearance that is completely paper, I definitely don't believe that the second uncle is a paper man.

When the matter comes to this point, I think it should be over, just worship heaven and earth, and send it to the cave room, there should be nothing to do below, and the gang should be dispersed.

But there is a banquet below, and it is not okay not to go, but the food on the table makes it difficult for me to accept, it is all paper, which makes it lifelike, but even if it is lifelike, it is useless, after all, it is fake, you let me put my mouth, where can I go to my mouth.

Looking at the other people at the table, they gobbled up and even robbed them, which is exactly the same as the rural seating situation I saw on the Internet before.

It can be seen that this is the traditional virtue of our Han nation, and I remember when I was a child, my mother and I went to other people's houses in the village to sit at the table, and the situation was similar.

Of course, it's another table, a person with the status of my mother, who goes to another house, is a distinguished guest, and they are all hosts, or some dignitaries at the same table, such as the women's director, the village party secretary, etc., everyone is a person with status, even if it is very urgent, but it is still necessary to take care of face.