"What are you stir-frying celery? It's all fried into a mush! Don't eat, go, go out, brother will take you to eat something good! He Xie pointed to a pungent smell of paste in the pot.

Lu Ming had an expression of "this world is not real", and turned his head blankly: "Brother...... So what, let me confirm with you again, what I just poured into the pot is really celery? ”

"It's indeed celery, I've asked it eight hundred times, are you biao?" He Xie said impatiently.

"Brother, I also feel like I'm a little ...... today" Lu Ming still tasted a pot of paste in the pot in a daze, then frowned, and immediately spit it out with a "bah".

"What does it smell like!"

Nonsense, a pot of cosmetics with salt, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce and vinegar and stir-fry, what do you say?

If you don't die, you're already very happy, okay?

The two of them threw a room of mess out of the house, went to the restaurant at the entrance of the alley and asked for a fragrant, golden sauce duck, and one of them came with a bowl of fried bean skin vermicelli soup, which was considered to have dealt with dinner.

Lu Ming ate with a mouth full of oil, but he still had some doubts about life. During the meal, several times he mentioned the bath flowers, paste, and the woman's pajamas in the steel pot, but they were all casually fooled by He Xie.

It was naturally He Xie who paid the bill, Lu Ming wanted to rob him, and was almost pushed across the road by He Xie.

"No, brother, you are so strong with this hand, have you practiced?" Lu Ming rubbed his shoulders and walked back with his eyes wide open, "Ah...... I remembered, I woke up in the morning, you were sitting on the ground, brother, are you practicing qigong? ”

"Pretty much." He Xie said perfunctory casually, walked leisurely to the edge of a fruit stall, and knocked on a watermelon casually, "Boss, is your melon ripe?" ”

"Oh boy, Allah has been selling fruits for more than ten years, and he can still sell you a raw melon and egg? Keep it ripe! Of course keep it cooked, if it's not cooked, you take it back, I ate it! ”

"Pick one." He Xie said with a smile.

"It's not brother, you really know qigong?" Lu Ming finally came out of the shadow of a series of strange events in the previous room, and continued to ask, "You teach me, I've been interested in this thing for a long time." ”

He Xie took out the money and said, "You? You can't practice anything in twenty or thirty years, do you still have to practice? ”

"How long is it going to take?" Lu Ming was stunned.

He Xie bought melons and continued to walk back.

Lu Ming was stunned for a moment before he reacted, and said while chasing after him: "No, brother, are you fooling me?" How old are you? Aren't you good at practicing this? ”

He Xie ignored him and quickened his pace.

All the way back to the room, Lu Ming still tirelessly pursued He Xie to learn qigong, begged He Xie to teach him, and said that he was touched by a qigong master when he was a child.

"Really, I don't lie to your brother, I was clever when I was a child, and my brain is so good." Lu Ming swore and said, "There is really a master who has opened the light for me." ”

Originally, it was not too pleasant to eat a few cool and sweet watermelons after meals, but Lu Ming was too annoying.

He Xie casually threw the watermelon rind into the trash can and asked, "How old is the master who gave you the light?" ”

Lu Ming thought for a while: "Thirteen or fourteen years old, I remember when I was in junior high school. ”

"Then you're done." He Xie looked at him with pity, "The opening of the light will be before the age of three, you are thirteen or fourteen, which door of light do you still open?" ”

Lu Ming was stunned and said, "Can't you open the light after the age of three?" ”

"Of course not, you've been deceived." He Xie sighed, "As soon as I saw you, I felt that something was wrong with your brain, I thought you were born with a lack of strings, you just said that you were very clever when you were a child, didn't you?" ”

"yes!" Lu Ming was inexplicably a little panicked, "I was always clever when I was a child. ”

"That's right." He Xie patted him on the shoulder, and wiped his hand that had just finished eating watermelon by the way, "Xiao Lu, you have a good memory, is it that after the so-called master opened the light for you, you began to be less clever?" ”

Lu Ming thought about it carefully, and his eyes widened with a little horror: "Brother, I remembered, as soon as I entered junior high school, I began to study a little hard......"

"Look! Right? He Xie said solemnly, "You, you are not being turned on, you are letting people turn off the light!" ”

"Closed, closed?" Lu Ming said in a trembling voice.

"It's closed!" He Xie nodded seriously, his expression was sad, "You taste, you taste, if you keep it up with your cleverness when you were a child, how can you become such a bear now?" ”

Lu Ming's eyes were messy: "Brother, what, I'm a little messy at this moment, you let me wisp, not brother, you didn't fool me, right?" ”

"Cut, I'm full?" He Xie disdainfully, stood up and took the blanket he used last night, and was about to spread it on the floor of the living room.

Lu Ming, who was scratching his head, saw it inadvertently and hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Brother, you sleep in bed tonight, and I sleep on the ground! I'm already embarrassed about that last night, don't ...... again."

As he spoke, he snatched the blanket from He Xie's hand, glared and said, "Don't fight with me, brother, I'm annoyed if you fight with me!" ”

"Then I won't argue." He Xie said very simply, "Sleep." ”

“…… Ay! ”

Lu Ming was stunned for a while.

Soon, the lights went out and the two of them lay down.

After about an hour, He Xie, who had cleared his mind and calmed down, sat up quietly, ready to start cultivating his internal strength.

But before the internal force ran for a week, Lu Ming on the side said excitedly: "Brother, have you practiced?" ”

The cultivation was suddenly interrupted.

He Xie frowned: "Why haven't you slept yet?" ”

"Brother, I just pondered it carefully, I think your analysis is right, that master must have closed my light!" Lu Ming gritted his teeth and said, "I just remembered, before he opened the light for me, I urinated on his shoes!" He must be holding a grudge and taking revenge on me! This grandson! ”

“……”

He Xie was silent for a long time, and then exhaled deeply: "Xiao Lu, Brother Ming'er will turn on the light for you again, don't think about it, hurry up and go to sleep, okay?" ”

"Brother, you didn't lie to me, did you?" Lu Ming said excitedly, "Can you open it again?" Didn't you just say that you can't open it after the age of three? ”

“……”

"I have high mana, hurry up and go to sleep!" He Xie accentuated his tone.

"Brother, brother, am I bothering you?" Lu Ming asked cautiously.

"Yes." What a heresy.

"Brother, can I just look at it and not speak?"

"Okay." He Xie shook his head, just look at it if you want to, he can still see a flower?

He Xie listened to the thoughts, and soon continued to settle down and run the week.

But in less than five minutes, only hearing the sound of "pop", Lu Ming tiptoed to turn on the light.

He Xie was suddenly interrupted again, opened his eyes, and looked at Lu Ming expressionlessly.

Being interrupted from cultivation is not dangerous, but it is really annoying.

Lu Ming smiled flatteringly: "Brother, I just want to see if there is heat on your body when you practice." ”

“……”

Am I a steamed bun? It's still steaming!

He Xie thought about it, stretched out a finger, and slowly forced out a wisp of internal force, and suddenly, the fingertips were steaming.

"Hey! It's off, it's really risky! Lu Ming shouted excitedly, as if he had seen aliens.

He Xie spoke: "Xiao Lu, look at this finger, what has changed?" ”

Lu Ming's face was full of excitement, he looked at it carefully, and said, "Brother, it doesn't look like there's any change, it's just quite white." ”

He Xie smiled and hooked his fingers: "You come over and take a closer look." ”

"Hey, brother!" Lu Ming was stupid, and hurriedly ran over and came to He Xie's raised fingers.

Then, He Xie poked his finger at the back of his neck.

Poof.

Lu Ming fell on the side of the bed and fell asleep.

He Xie let out a long breath: "It's quiet now......"