"You've got a big heart......"

Looking at Lu Ming, who had already started washing vegetables and cooking, He Xie sighed with emotion.

Dangdangdang......

Lu Ming was chopping vegetables, but he didn't hear clearly, so he asked loudly, "What's wrong, brother?" What's the big thing? ”

"Cut your dish."

"Okay, brother! Hey, brother, you distilled the steamed buns. Lu Ming shouted without looking back.

Did you call me?

He Xie sighed, I ...... dignified.

Forget it, distill.

How do you feel like you're living a small life?

Lu Ming planned to show off his skills today, not only cut a piece of meat, but also bought a crucian carp back, and at this time on the edge of the pool, he was using a pair of scissors to scrape the scales of the fish into the air.

Of course, the work in hand did not delay him from bragging.

"I'll tell you brother, I just want to do architecture, otherwise, with my craft, the major hotels will not rush to ask for it?" Lu Ming took a pool of water and washed the scraped fish in the water, "Alas, it's a pity for me to cook!" If you don't want to do this, what can you do? I can only sigh that there is one less person in this world - hey? ”

Lu Ming suddenly screamed and fished out a net-like ball from the water.

"Huh? Ay? What the hell is this? Lu Ming's eyes widened in disbelief, "Where did this come from?" ”

He Xie's gaze was attracted, and when he glanced at it, he was also stunned.

What Lu Ming was holding in his hand was a bath flower!

Pink bath flowers!

He Xie had inspected the entire room since he moved in yesterday, and he was sure that there was absolutely no such thing in Lu Ming's room before this.

Although He Xie's expression remained unchanged, his heart immediately became vigilant, and while looking around, he walked towards Lu Ming.

"Look, brother!" Lu Ming handed the bath flower in his hand to He Xie, his face full of confusion, "It's strange, where did it come from." ”

He Xie twitched his nose, faintly smelling the fragrance of shower gel on this bath flower, he looked carefully, and found a curly hair on this bath flower.

“……”

He Xie didn't reach out to pick up this thing, Nunu mouthed, and said, "Put the water in the pool." ”

"Drain the water?" Although Lu Ming was puzzled, he still did it.

The water in the pool was quickly emptied, and the pool was clean, except for a disemboweled, disemboweled, lying quietly at the bottom of the pool, turning the dead fish's eyes.

That's not right.

He Xie looked back at Lu Ming: "What about the fish scales you scraped out?" ”

Lu Ming was stunned for a moment, and looked at He Xie blankly: "Yes, what about the fish scales?" ”

Goo-goo......

Suddenly, white foam bubbled up at the drain, and in a few moments the foam flooded the bottom of the pool.

"Huh?" Lu Ming was surprised again, "The water is blocked?" Fish scales leaking? It's impossible! ”

Lu Ming hurriedly squatted down to check the water, but He Xie didn't think it was a problem with the water.

The white foam pouring up from this pool was exactly the same as the scent of the shower gel on the previous bath flowers.

This simply cannot be explained by a blockage of sewerage.

He Xie wrinkled his eyebrows and looked at these bubbles, thoughtfully.

Chrono?

"The water is not blocked...... Lu Ming stood up again, "Forget it, no matter, brother, sit down, I'll continue cooking." ”

He Xie pointed to the bath flower in his hand: "Throw this thing away quickly, and also, wash the fish well and again." ”

"Don't worry, brother, you can sit down quickly!" Lu Ming said with a smile.

He Xie didn't sit down, but continued to wander around the room, carefully examining it.

Soon, he discovered the anomaly.

He had just distilled four steamed buns in the pot with his own hands, but now when he lifted the lid of the pot, the steamed buns were gone, replaced by a lace woman's pajamas!

He Xie picked up the pajamas with two fingers, frowned and looked at it, when he suddenly heard a sizzling sound from the side.

When I turned my head to look, I saw a glass cup, and suddenly some milky white liquid began to appear inexplicably.

He looked at it from the past - shower gel.

And the body wash in the cup is still increasing. This time, He Xie can see clearly that these shower gels are completely born out of thin air!

"Interesting." He Xie smiled.

In 2017.

Gu Xiaojiao stood up from the bathtub and looked at the shiny, piece by piece things hanging on his head and body in disbelief-fish scales!

She picked up one of them, put it on her nose and sniffed it, the fishy smell was pungent.

She pulled the water surface with her foot, only to find that the originally clean bath water had turned into muddy blood at some point.

"Ahh

This made Gu Xiaojiao nauseous, and he hurriedly got out of the bathtub, hurriedly turned on the showerhead, and rubbed it vigorously on his body.

She couldn't figure out where the fish scales came from, how could a good bath water suddenly turn into blood water?

Am I actually a mermaid? Now I'm going to transform?

She rubbed her body vigorously while thinking wildly, but when she wanted to use the shower gel to get rid of the fishy smell on her body, she couldn't press it out.

Shaking the bottle, there were clearly a lot of them in it, but she pressed it for three minutes, and she didn't press a drop!

Gu Xiaojiao was so angry that he felt that something was wrong with everything, so he simply rubbed his body with soap, and then rinsed it with water.

But when she picked up the towel and was about to wipe her body clean, something strange happened again.

On the shelf where she hung a bath towel, there were four steamed buns that were still steaming!

Gu Xiaojiao's eyes widened instantly, and there was suddenly some hair in his heart.

Where did the steamed buns come from?

She looked down - not this, not the right amount......

Next, whether it was Lu Ming in 1998 or Gu Xiaojiao in 2017, they all experienced what is called real unbelievable and what is called real collapse!

Gu Xiaojiao in 2017 used a hair dryer to blow her hair, but what she blew out was peppercorn noodles, which immediately choked her to tears; In 1998, Lu Ming poured a jar of peppercorn noodles into the pot desperately, and all the bottles were emptied, but not even a single grain could enter the pot.

In 1998, Lu Ming began to fry celery and fried meat, poured the meat into the pot with his backhand, and just stir-fried it twice with a spatula, but the bubbling meat in the pot turned into a pile of black head rope rubber bands in the blink of an eye, so scared that Lu Ming even threw out all the pots and shovels!

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao wanted to tie up her hair, and just picked up the glass jar with the head rope, and suddenly felt a little hot, and turned her head to look, only to find that the colorful head rope she originally contained in a jar had suddenly turned into a glass bottle of half-cooked and oily fatty pork slices!

Gu Xiaojiao turned on her lipstick, there was a celery sticker in the lipstick, and when she opened the lid of the moisturizer, there were still a few celery sticks inside. She inspected all the cosmetics in disbelief, and was horrified to find that all the bottles and jars contained celery!

Gu Xiaojiao cried out with a "wow" on the spot.

Lu Ming watched the celery on the board turn into a pile of colorful liquids, tilting his head and couldn't figure it out. He trembled and said, "Brother, you say, is our house haunted?" ”

He Xie sighed: "Xiao Lu, you are so tired, you are hallucinating, how much wine did you drink yesterday." ”

"Really?" Lu Ming looked at He Xie and trembled violently, "Brother, what a hallucination?" ”

"Really!" He patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think about it, Xiao Lu." ”

Lu Ming pointed to the colorful and fragrant liquid on the board: "Brother, then you say, what are these?" ”

"Celery, what's wrong?" He Xie asked in surprise.

Syllable!

Lu Ming slapped himself hard.

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao drank a piece of crucian carp meat from the iced Coke he had just opened, and he completely collapsed.