Chapter 160: What Life Looks Like (10)
The crowd suddenly exploded, the teachers and students were dumbfounded, and even Principal Zhang was stunned. Wu Yang is 1.8 meters tall, weighs 80 kilograms, has a burly body, and is full of muscles, can this eight-year-old kid defeat him in three moves?
Just when everyone was talking, Zhengzheng suddenly stood forward, took off his school uniform, threw it on the ground hard, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted domineeringly: "Mother, you don't need three moves! The child only needs two feet to knock him down!"
The kid was talking. ”
"yes, how can a child beat an adult!"
"Teacher Wu is still a sanda athlete, and he can be put down with one finger. ”
Wu Yang smiled slightly, this kid is quite cute: "Classmate Fangzheng, didn't your mother tell you that a martial artist should guard against arrogance and mania." ”
Fang Zheng said: "Teacher Wu, I am confident, and it has nothing to do with anything else. ”
This kid is getting more and more interesting. Wu Yang laughed and said, "If you lose later, don't cry." ”
Fang Zheng immediately sneered at each other: "If you lose, don't cry." ”
In a word, it made all the teachers and students laugh.
Today's children, how can they not know that the sky is high and thick, and they know all day long that they are bragging, and their mouths are full of falsehood. Wu Yang smiled bitterly and shook his head, it is better to teach him a good lesson and extinguish his arrogance.
"Classmate Fang Zheng, look at it, I'm going to make a move. ”
"Wait a minute!" Fang Zheng suddenly shouted, drawing another burst of ridicule from his classmates.
I saw that Zheng Zheng made a respectful gesture towards Yu Yan and asked, "Mother Qiqi, does the child knock it down, even if I win?"
Yu Yan said: "You can't have the heart to hurt people, you can't have the heart to release people, be careful of being attacked." ”
"Yes, the boy understands. Then he bowed respectfully to thank his mother for her teachings.
For Fang Zheng and Fang Yuan, this is normal, but for all the teachers and students, this is simply ridiculous. Fortunately, Fang Zheng was not surprised, no matter how his classmates made fun of him, he stood in front of Wu Yang by himself, clasped his fists and saluted: "Teacher Wu, please!"
Yo, it's a little bit of a look. Wu Yang smiled, beckoned to him, and said, "Come on, come on, you are a junior, you strike first." ”
Fang Zheng was not ambiguous, nodded and said: "In this case, it is better for the junior to be respectful than to obey his fate." ”
Yu Yan smiled slightly, this child, in addition to his appearance is a comprehensive version of the two, the tone of his speech, the tone of his speech, and the posture of his kung fu are a miniature version of Fang Yu.
I saw that Zhengzheng took a step forward, and his small fist slammed towards Wu Yang's abdomen. Wu Yang shook his head, it seems that the game is over. He stretched out his hand and grabbed it, originally wanted to grab his hand, and then picked it up like an eagle catching a chicken, who knew that Zhengzheng's punch was a false move, and suddenly, he turned his fist into a palm, and he buckled Wu Yang's wrist with lightning speed, stretched out his feet, and pulled his hands.
It stands to reason that this pull will not work at all. How much strength can an 8-year-old boy have? But what no one expected was that Wu Yang would actually fly out!
Just when everyone was stunned, Fang Zheng suddenly made a move to "sweep away thousands of troops", turning the sword technique into a leg technique, and the whole person rose sideways into the air, turned around in the air, flew up with a kick, and smashed on Wu Yang's neck.
With a "bang", the burly Wu Yang fell heavily on the grass, motionless, and immediately fainted.
"Teacher Wu, Teacher Wu!" the teachers exclaimed.
Principal Zhang was shocked, he was originally worried that Zhengzheng would be injured, but the final result made him unexpected. I was about to rush up to see what was going on, but was gently stopped by Yu Yan.
Yu Yan smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, you can just wake him up." ”
Fang Zheng flipped Wu Yang over, pinched his middle man, shot at a few acupuncture points on him, and shouted: "If you don't wake up at this time, when will you stay!"
It's strange to say, Wu Yang really woke up leisurely, only to feel dizzy, and when he wiped his mouth, there was blood. He never thought that he would be kicked by a little hairy child.
The scene was silent.
Wu Yang struggled to stand up, with respect, and said, "Classmate Fangzheng, congratulations, you won!"
A round of applause resounded over the entire playground at this time.
Principal Zhang pulled the two children to the podium, smiled and asked, "Tell me, who did you learn your kung fu from?"
Yuan Yuan and Zheng Zheng glanced at each other, remembering their mother's words, and they couldn't easily reveal any previous news to others.
So, the two children replied in unison: "No comment." ”
"What's the matter?" Principal Zhang was stunned, his expression a little embarrassed.
Yu Yan nodded at them and said, "It's okay, you can answer this question." ”
With his mother's permission, Yuan Yuan hurriedly said: "My swordsmanship was taught by my mother." ”
Zhengzheng continued: "Most of my kung fu is also taught by my mother. ”
"Oh, what about your mother......"
Zhengzheng interrupted Principal Zhang's words and corrected seriously: "Principal Zhang, it's not a mother, it's a mother. ”
Principal Zhang was stunned, is this any different? Okay, mother is mother. He said loudly to all the teachers and students: "I have a proposal, please ask our Fangzheng and Fangyuan mother to ......"
Fang Yuan seemed to be a little unhappy, pulled the corner of Principal Zhang's clothes, and said loudly, "Principal Zhang, my brother said that it was our mother, not my mother. ”
The teachers and students in the audience burst into laughter.
Ahem, ahem!
Principal Zhang coughed helplessly, and changed his words: "Let's ask Fang Zheng and Fang Yuan's mother to perform one for us, do you say okay?"
"Good!" The thunderous applause lasted for a long time, and the scene reached an unprecedented level*.
Yu Yan had another idea in her heart: Why not take this opportunity to promote the Flying Snow Sect? Thinking of this, she took the microphone with a smile and said: "Chinese kung fu has a long history, hidden among the people, hidden in the world, and everything you see can be transformed into a set of kung fu. For example, what I'm going to demonstrate below is from our common willow tree. ”
A willow tree fluttering in the wind can also be seen as kung fu?
Seeing everyone looking at each other, Yu Yan smiled and continued: "For example, mountains and flowing waters, such as tall pines and cypresses, if you want to understand the true meaning of martial arts, you must understand the universe. Some people say that concentrating all your strength on one point and bursting out is the strongest punch, but you must know that your punch is okay to hit stones, but people can move. So, I realized a set of swordsmanship, the Flying Snow Swordsmanship. This set of swordsmanship can not only strengthen the body, protect the body, but also allow ladies to have a perfect figure if they practice regularly. ”
"Please keep order in Principal Zhang, and don't let the students rush in, so as not to hurt the innocent. Yu Yan said as she slowly walked to the center of the playground.
Flying snow swordsmanship, the ability to fight and kill the enemy's special skills, now she has been transformed into a swordsmanship with a strong body, although it is less murderous, but it is more ornamental.
I saw her long hair fluttering, and her swordsmanship was chic and elegant, like a fairy, falling from the sky. Suddenly, her body was smart, in the center of the field, suddenly flashed and flashed, changing into nine figures, suddenly, she rose into the air, and then a move in the air "Fairy Scattered Flowers", swordsmanship bloomed like fireworks, this move is "fireworks bloom".
When she landed, everyone on the field responded with thunderous applause and cheers.
After finalizing the details of the competition with the principal, Yu Yan drove back. She didn't expect that this performance at school would make her famous. Everyone passed on ten, ten to hundreds, and the more they passed on, the more they spread to God, and in the end, they simply said what "Chang'e reincarnated" and "fairy descended to earth".
For these gossips and praises, Yu Yan also laughed at them. And the principal couldn't stand the "bombardment" of teachers and classmates, and obediently handed over Yu Yan's mobile phone number. This is good, her mobile phone keeps ringing, ringing, and asking her if she accepts apprentices.
At the back, Yu Yan replied straightforwardly: "If you are asking about the apprenticeship, let's talk about it in three months, and I won't consider it for the time being." ”
In the back, she simply set it to do not disturb incoming calls, and did not answer any calls without names. At this time, Fang Yu called, saying that he was waiting for her at the intersection of the Yangtze River and went to inspect the hotel together.
"Okay, I'll be right there. ”
Yu Yan held the steering wheel and stepped on the accelerator slightly. Sure enough, Fang Yu was at the intersection. When he got into the car, Yu Yan smiled and asked, "Which hotel is it?"
Fang Yu replied, "Spring Hotel." ”
Yu Yan looked sideways, and "baby" had searched for the specific location and displayed it on the LCD screen. As soon as you step on the accelerator, the car immediately leaves the dust, and in the blink of an eye, the destination is reached.
Looking at the name of this hotel, Yu Yan frowned and said casually: "Change the name." ”
Fang Yu replied and said, "Okay, chairman." What's your name?"
"To use the last word of our two names, it's called Yuyan International Hotel. ”
Fang Yu thought for a while and said, "I think it's better to use the words of children, it's called Zhengyuan International Hotel." ”
"That's a good idea. Yu Yan immediately agreed.
The conversation between the two was overheard by two security guards, and one of them laughed softly: "Hillbilly, don't pee and take pictures, who do you think you are!"
How did I become a hillbilly? Fang Yu looked down and couldn't help but smile himself. I came out in a hurry, and I forgot to take off my work clothes.
But even so, it can't be looked down on. Yu Yan glared angrily and said, "I remember your appearance." ”
Security guard A sneered: "Remember what's wrong, you want to hit someone?"
"The service attitude is so poor, no wonder this hotel business is so cold. Yu Yan pointed at the security guard and said, "If I were the general manager, you would be the first to be fired." ”
Security guard A couldn't help but be furious, and rushed over in three steps and two steps: "What? Fire me? What are you?"
"You dare to touch a hair of her!" Fang Yu stepped forward and protected Yu Yan in front of her.
Facing this little man who was obviously a head shorter than him, the security guard was disdainful, pointed his finger at the tip of his nose, and scolded: "Lao Tzu will scold you......"
Fang Yu suddenly stretched out his hand, only to hear a "cluck", the security guard screamed, his fingers were broken violently, and his face was suddenly pale and painful.
Security guard B saw that it was not good, and just wanted to call the police, but suddenly saw Yu Yan throw out a stack of banknotes, and the hundred-yuan bills were like rain, fluttering and falling to the ground.
"Take it to the doctor. Be polite in the future!" Yu Yan said without looking back, "Let's go, let's go inside and have a look, and then decide whether to buy it." ”
Fang Yu replied and said, "Okay, chairman." ”
The two security guards looked at each other, what a deal, this is the big boss who came to buy the hotel! The security guard A was full of remorse, and scolded himself for being blind, and he wanted to slap himself.
Security guard B comforted: "Don't complain, let's see a doctor first." Look at this money, to say the least, there are 10,000 yuan, you have earned it!"
Yu Yan said softly: "Was I too wasteful just now?"
Fang Yu smiled and said, "When you should save, you should be economic, and when you should be arrogant, you should be arrogant." You are the chairman, and you have a good grasp of the scale. ”
"Oh, then, what does that mean that you shouldn't have wasted it so much just now? But are you too arrogant? ”
Fang Yu smiled: "I'm arrogant, you are arrogant, it's really a perfect match." ”