No.236 Attempted robbery

This is a good day for Lao Tzu's third cave house candle, and he is also the third man Lao Tzu grabbed.

I was half drunk by my brothers, and I finally got out of front with a slight smile on my face, and on the day of the big day, the fierce god scared my little Langjun how good.

"Beauty, I'm here to lift your hijab."

With two fingers, he tore off the big red hijab, revealing a face like jade, with bright eyes and bright teeth, which was really handsome and unparalleled.

The smile on my face was even worse, ah, I was wearing a coarse cloth green coat when I robbed it, and I looked handsome at the time, and I didn't want to dress up a little, but it was so upside down.

The scholar was trembling, and his deer-like eyes were watery.

"Girl, no, good man, this ...... It's really unacceptable to men and women, and this kind of thing can't be forced. ”

"Lao Tzu said yes, yes, you just lie down."

I pushed him onto the big red brocade quilt, and I was picking off his clothes.

Suddenly, a long sword stabbed from the left pointed directly at my arm, and I immediately withdrew my hand and took two steps back to avoid his attack.

Ducking into the corner, I picked up the Ssangyong machete hanging on the wall and slashed at the people behind the curtains.

He dodged away, hid behind the gauze tent, and said, "This little ability also wants to hurt me, wishful thinking." ”

As soon as the voice came out, I knew that it was indeed him.

Chen Baishu!! You're here again to do bad things for Lao Tzu! "I became more and more ruthless, and even the moves were forgotten in a daze, and I only knew how to swing my knife and slash with brute force.

He wasn't in a hurry, he just dodged, and when he was almost done, he flew away when he mentioned the sour scholar.

This dog thing, ahhh

Chen Baishu, as his name suggests, is different in every way, and he can be regarded as a heroic hero like a ranger, but he is born in officialdom, and people in the rivers and lakes do not like temples the most, so he has a bad reputation on the rivers and lakes, and his character is very poor.

I don't know how this big Buddha stared at my little breeze plug, and it didn't matter if he mixed in and became a low-level brother, and he became my fourth master.

I'm not a person who pays attention to identity, you're a hero and a bandit, so don't be so righteous, okay?

I want a beautiful little minister, I will rob it, you care about me so much.

Now, the third piece of fat to the mouth has flew, I can't swallow this breath, Lao Tzu is fighting with you to the end, hum!

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So, the next day, I grabbed another man up.

looks mediocre, still a little stammer, just wears gold and silver, and looks very extravagant. “

Okay, I won't put wine on the table this time, just worship heaven and earth, and send it to the cave room, I want to see how many times he can spoil me good things. ”

"Countless times."

He didn't know where he came from, he was stunned right under my nose, and quickly robbed my little father-in-law.

"Ahh Chen Baishu, Lao Tzu and you are not finished!! ”

However, the next day, the little minister actually came back.

"In ....... Under is ...... It is a sentence according to the probation.. …… Make the son, Zhong Wenxian. Dare, dare.. …... Ask my aunt..... Aunt, the girl's name. ”

He bowed his hand, looking like a decent gentleman. Seeing him like this, I'm embarrassed, I've always been arrogant, and the people I meet are also unkind, and now I'm not used to being asked by someone for the first time.

"I... …… My surname is Yuwen, and my single name is a static character. ”

"Woo...... Yu, Miss Yuwen. ”

I nodded, hesitant.

Actually, the brothers said that when the scholar came back yesterday, I thought he was bringing someone to seek revenge, and a double dragon machete was held in his hand to guard the gate of the village, but I never thought that it was actually a person, and said that he admired me.

"That, that, that...... I, I.. … Guys...... Yesterday, said to be.. ……”

His face was flushed, and he was already stammering, but now he couldn't even say a complete word.

I'm not much better than him, I'm usually coveting other people's beauty, and I can't be cowardly, but today is different, I actually blushed for the first time.

"You, you stay first, that, don't worry."

As soon as he heard that he could live here, he immediately smiled like a child.

I placed him in a house near my yard, and considering that he was a young master after all, I let him live alone.

At night.

"Ahhh Help, help! "As soon as I heard this, I knew it was the little stammerer, and he even stammered when he shouted for help, and there was no one else.

I didn't even have time to put on my clothes, so I wrapped my coat around my body and went straight to him.

When I turned over and went in, I saw that little stammering was holding on to a pillar and wouldn't let go.

"Engong, you, you, you, you let me go, I'm ....... It's already ...... Aunt Yuwen's ...... Finish. ”

Chen Baishu held one of his arms and was dragging him outside, looking helpless that this person was already terminally ill.

"What ???" I shouted this in unison with him.

When Chen Baishu saw me coming, he shook him off and rushed to the door in front of me.

"You had sex with him?"

"Lao Tzu didn't!"

"Then he said he was yours."

"No, I didn't."

Chen Baishu's face was cold, and his eyes swept back and forth between me and the little stammer, and he almost swallowed the little stutter alive.

"Well, I believe you."

I breathed a sigh of relief and put my clothes together.

"Send him away."

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"Why?" I glared at him, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have high martial arts, Lao Tzu also has a temper.

"Why? You are mine. ”

???

My face turned red at an incredible rate, this.... Is this an oath of sovereignty?

"Me? I......... Me, me. ”

"If I don't come out, you don't want me. Tomorrow, tomorrow the two of us will be married. ”

"You...... You ......."

"What are you, go back and sleep well, and then come out to mess with flowers and grass, and I will tie you up and take you to the mountains."

I blinked and ran back.

Does he like me?

Is he jealous?

He also said that he wanted to marry me?

I was stunned until the next night.

I wore a big red wedding robe and watched him wait for me by candlelight.

At this time, I really reacted, I got married to Chen Baishu?

"Where's the little stammer?"

"Today is the night of candles in the cave room, and as soon as you open your mouth, you are asking me about the whereabouts of other men."

"I... … That.. … You...."

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"What? You stuttered too? Don't worry, I'll send him back well. The punishment is according to the probation of the envoy, but seventeen, eight, nine, you can also do it. ”

"I didn't."

"Then you keep him so close, isn't it just to take an idea, and get the moon first near the water. Bah. ”

"I didn't."

"If you turn around so many crooked melons and cracked dates outside, there is one around you, and you have to look for them everywhere."

"How do I know?"

"You don't know? Where did the ginger tea you drank come from when you came to be a child, where did the pearls in your little vault come from, and who cleaned up your bed and study? You don't know, huh. ”

"I really don't know."

I looked at him as an angry little daughter-in-law, and I was really helpless.

"And when are you?"

I tried to change the subject......

"First time I saw you." I'm going to ask again, but he's swallowed it all. I later learned that the first time he saw me was many, many years ago.

He was robbed by me because he was so good-looking.

However, I was young at the time, so I didn't remember anything.

At that time, my father was still alive, and I was very relieved to hear that I had robbed the little boy to go up the mountain, and I felt that I had a successor, so I let him go.

Who knows, this little boy actually remembered me, a little thief, in his heart.

Many years later, he also became a bandit and became my man.

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