The minds of these people are unpredictable, and they are competing to do the same thing, which makes Xiaoxiao stunned.

"In this case, one of you will cut the chili peppers, one will beat the fish scales, and the other will cook the rice." Xiaoxiao changed her strategy and reassigned the task.

"The three of us did all the work in the kitchen, what are you doing with a smile?" Mrs. Zhang is afraid of losses, and she doesn't like to be criticized.

Xiaoxiao made a grimace and said with a smile: "As for me, I have nothing to do, so I should be the superintendent, and whether the superintendent is doing a good job or not, isn't this also work?" ”

Mrs. Zhang didn't love or hate her mouth, so she had to smile and scold: "It's still your wife who gave birth to you smart, and you really know how to work!" ”

With his mother and mother joining, the big mouth has fallen into the favor, and she only needs to cook the rice to finish.

Xiaoxiao leaned over and whispered: "Big mouth, you have to be careful today, your third sister is smart, she used thirty-six tricks, and it is the best strategy to go."

Mrs. Zhang can't find your third sister's stubble, she will definitely hit you with the idea......"

"Master, Mrs. Zhang has a few mouths and hands."

"Aren't you talking nonsense? One mouth and two hands, of course. The big-mouthed question made Xiaoxiao puzzled.

Big Mouth smiled: "Since she only has one mouth and two hands, I'm afraid she will do something." I thought she had three heads and six arms, but you are afraid of her, but I am not afraid of her.

I also know that she has a strong mouth, hmph, she has a strong mouth, and I am not weak. ”

"Ahem, that's, that's!" Speaking of these two people's mouth kung fu, Zhang Xiaoxiao could only be convinced, and his five bodies fell to the ground, willing to bow to the wind.

Not only did Zhang Matchmaker shrew scold the street, I remember that time the big mouth also scolded the shrew, and the person who scolded was still her, the master, and she complained that she was nosy.

These two people can be said to be evenly matched, and they meet opponents in chess.

Since the two of them are willing to compete and compete, Zhang Xiaoxiao can only move from time to time and let it go.

smiled and walked away, naturally he didn't dare to remind Mrs. Zhang.

As soon as she came out of the kitchen door, Aunt Xiuqin dragged her in a panic: "How can you arrange the two of them to work in the kitchen?" ”

"Auntie, I didn't arrange for them to work in the kitchen, they volunteered to do something." Zhang Xiaoxiao said aggrievedly.

Xiuqin sighed and said: "Li Shou, this kid still has the eyesight, and knows that if she withdraws, her big mouth will be different, she likes to face difficulties."

If these two people meet together and don't make a spark, they won't give up. ”

"Yes, Big Mouth is ready to fight, Aunt Zhang, she has been prepared, hehe, you can be considered prepared."

At this time, Ma Shijian came over with a kitchen knife from the kitchen: "What are you two talking about here?" Look you've been standing here for a while.

Xiaoxiao, do you want to learn how to kill fish and fish scales with your eldest brother, I'll teach you, don't want the master's money. ”

smiled and said: "Killing fish and fishing scales, I played when I was a child, how old am I, I still need you to teach me ......"

"Then you can come and teach me!" Ma Shijian took the opportunity to admit defeat.

"A big man can't even kill fish and fish scales, I'm going to die of shame for you." Laughing and sarcastic.

"Haha, what do I have to be shy about? What kind of person are you Zhang Xiaoxiao, what a capable female man, how dare I compare with you? Ma Shijian flattered.

Xiuqin said: "Shijian, this child, since he has a partner to talk about love, his mouth has become able to speak.

I used to think that he was a person who couldn't startle a fart even if he thundered three times, but I didn't expect his current mouth to become so powerful.

Haha, it's just that compared with his wife, he still owes a little fire. Okay, I'll go to the kitchen and check on the two of them, maybe I can help out, and be a peacemaker by the way. ”

Xiaoxiao and Ma Shijian said in unison: "Then what's the matter, don't go into the kitchen, in case grandpa has something to find someone and no one around you can't catch it, you just go and serve grandpa." ”

"Well, I don't think it's good, you're a guest, and one of my hosts doesn't work, so let you guests help, why are you embarrassed to call me?"

"Auntie, you're too outward, what kind of guests aren't guests? Isn't this a sick person in the house?

Grandpa is going to drink saliva and it won't be good if he can't find anyone. Why don't you go, there are so many of us here, are you still afraid that you won't be able to cook a meal? ”

Zhang Xiaoxiao tried her best to persuade Xiuqin not to enter the kitchen, there were two shrews in the kitchen, one old and one young.

When the war really starts later, you can't persuade this or that, so just let them break it off on their own.

Xiuqin, who was hesitant, felt that the smile was reasonable, so she had to shake her head and leave.

"Let's go, smile, go to the well and guide me to kill fish and fish scales."

Ma Shijian was calm, as if the atmosphere in the kitchen was full of mountains and rains, and he had nothing to do with it.

The two smiled and came to the well, Ma Shijian came up with water, and first cleaned the eight-pound grass carp.

Sharpening the knife, Ma Shijian prepared to open the knife to the fish.

"Brother World, don't you want to kill the fish first before you start?" Ma Shijian held down the big grass carp and had to hit the fish scales first.

The grass carp was so powerful that it couldn't hold it down, so Ma Shijian slapped the fish's head fiercely with the back of the knife, two times, four or five times, and the fish finally couldn't move, and he died.

"Haha, this murderer, his hands are really poisonous!"

"Wrong, I should be a fish killer, this is obviously a grass carp, is it a human?" Ma Shijian hurriedly corrected Xiaoxiao's slip of the tongue.

"I remember when my mother killed chickens when I was a child, I muttered in my mouth, took off my sweater and changed my cloth clothes.

You should also give the fish a colloquial phrase to take off the scales and change the cloth clothes, and this grass carp will change the cloth clothes later, and then your karma will make you become a grass carp, and then he will slap you to death with a knife......"

"No, you're even more guilty than I am, do you remember such a story?

The story of a butcher and a monk, the butcher called the monk to get up every morning to recite the scriptures, but the monk told the butcher to get up early every day to kill, and finally the butcher went to heaven, but the monk went to hell.

I am the butcher in the story, you are the monk in the story, this grass carp can't remember, only remember you as an accomplice. ”

Ma Shijian was triumphant, and it was most reasonable to insert this story here to refute and laugh.

Sure enough, I can only roll my eyes when I smile! couldn't talk about Ma Shijian, she had to change the topic.

"Brother Shijian, I think you are still the culprit!"

"Why?"

"In the kitchen, your mother and your future sister-in-law can be said to be-for-tat and chess opponents. If the two of them quarrel, who do you help? ”

"Help whom? Joke! ”

"What do you mean?" Xiaoxiao was stunned, listening to his tone, it seemed that he wanted to help his mother, but Xiaoxiao didn't believe it in his bones, Ma Shijian dared to offend Dazui easily.

"Haha, stupid, huh? Who do you say I will help, but I must not help anyone, just stand there and watch the excitement. ”

"You, it turned out to be a dark horse Liang, and you don't want a mother after marrying a daughter-in-law." Laugh and joke at him.

"Brother Shijian, I think it is possible for your wife to change her strategy, she was frightened by your jumping off the building that time, and she didn't dare to show off her power in front of you.

But she is not afraid of Big Mouth and Li Hand, so she may go to war with them.

She quarrels with big mouths, and there is absolutely no good fruit to eat, and she can't take advantage of anything.

But if she goes to Li Shou, it will be troublesome. When we go out grocery shopping, if I'm right,

Your shrewd old lady has already inquired about Li Shou's work unit and address, do you believe it or not? ”

"I don't believe it, grandpa and aunt can't be so stupid, knowing that my mother is going to trouble Li Shou, they can't tell her."

"Wrong, now Li Shou is the store manager, and Auntie and Grandpa are just using this to show off Li Shou's intelligence and ability, a store manager, is not worthy of you as a small merchant selling watermelons?"

Ma Shijian's chest seemed to have been hammered a few times with a Bafang hammer, and it was instantaneous.

"What if my wife goes to make trouble? Li Shou finally found a job of his choice! ”

"So, it's okay to let Big Mouth frustrate her arrogance, although Li Shou is easy to bully, she is not a vegetarian." Smile smirked.

Ma Shijian smiled: "It turns out that you are the real drunkard, you deliberately arranged them together so that they can compete with each other!" ”

"Hehe, whatever, I've always been a proponent of going with the flow. Kill the fish, you, and I'll stew fish soup for grandpa later. ”

"Then what if the two of them quarrel too much......"

"You call Brother Qiu Liang and say that there are a lot of guests at home, it's very lively, just come over for dinner at what time!

You can rest assured, with the god Qiu Liang coming out, all the demons and monsters immediately disappeared and ran away without a trace. ”

"Haha, it's really you, I said to Li Shou, with you, Zhiduoxing, by my side, I don't have to worry about anything."

"Hehe, you praise me so much in front of Li Shou, aren't you afraid that she will be jealous?" Joke joke.

"You are the president of your family, you like to be jealous at every turn, she is open-minded, not narrow-minded like others."

"That's the best, lest I get shot for no reason!"

In the kitchen, the big mouth that didn't listen to persuasion, scooped up the rice, and took the initiative to go to the matchmaker's side to choose the chili pepper handle.

"Thank you for your hard work, Auntie!" The big mouth said hypocritically.

"What's so hard about this, women are born to do kitchen work, and since getting married and having children, this position is her exclusive area."

"That's not necessarily, now the world has changed, if a woman has a good life, she has a good father-in-law or a good mother-in-law,

is also a good husband, and this position is not her exclusive area. Big Mouth retorted.

"Hehe, how good that woman's life is, it's almost the same as saving the galaxy in her last life."

"It's okay to be kind-hearted, and the Bodhisattva will naturally bless her with a good mother-in-law.

Hee-hee, Auntie, will you be a good mother-in-law in the future? Big Mouth said bluntly.

Mrs. Zhang said with a smile: "Whether I am a good mother-in-law or not depends on what kind of woman my son marries into the house."

If he marries a second-hand woman with a drag oil bottle, then I'm sorry, I definitely can't be a good mother-in-law.

As long as she dared to enter the door, I would abuse their oil bottles, and then point fingers at Sang and scolded Huai every day, turning this family upside down and making the chickens and dogs restless. ”

Mrs. Zhang is openly provoking her!

"But do you know why a woman becomes second-hand? It can be seen that he is not a vegetarian!

Since she has the courage to come together with the man she loves, she is ready to challenge all difficulties and obstacles.

Second-hand women are all female men who hit the south wall and don't look back, and want to tear down the south wall and then continue to walk! ”