Volume 2 Chapter 481 Neither of them is easy to mess with
Big Mouth clearly told Mrs. Zhang that her third-hand sister was neither a fuel-efficient lamp nor a vegetarian.
The two are-for-tat, chess opponents, sharp words, and no one convinces anyone.
"You say, will my wife and Big Mouth fight?" Ma Shijian asked happily.
"Don't you want to see the excitement? It's better to fight. Xiaoxiao pursed his lips and smiled, "After all, it is a civilized society now, and the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, so I guess the two of them won't fight." ”
Ma Shijian chopped the fish, put it in a small basket, and smiled at him: "I haven't even been to see grandpa, my business is done, I want to go and talk to grandpa."
There is really any movement between the two of them in the kitchen, you must not come to me, I am out of sight and out of mind.
These two are difficult masters, I'd better stay away from them, otherwise they will fight inseparably, on par, and come to me for comment, what can I do?
I still learn from Li Shou, thirty-six strategies, and take it as the best policy. ”
"Fortunately, it's not the daughter-in-law and mother-in-law fighting now, otherwise you will be in a dilemma when you ask the old saying for thousands of years."
Ma Shijian asked curiously: "What is a thousand-year-old saying?" ”
"Don't you know the thousand-year-old topic? Even if your daughter-in-law and your wife fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first? ”
"Then you have to ask, let's save it together!"
"It's impossible to save together, the most important thing in this question is a precursor, ask who are you saving first?"
"Those who are close to themselves must be saved first!" Ma Shi was shocked, such a simple truth has been debated for a thousand years, are you so mentally retarded?
Ma Shijian's answer surprised Xiaoxiao, and she couldn't help laughing.
"As the saying goes, a wise man has a thousand thoughts, and there must be a mistake, and a fool has a thousand thoughts, and there must be a gain, Brother Shijian, congratulations, you also have a gain."
Ma Shijian said proudly: "That's a must." ”
When I turned back, I saw Xiaoxiao, who was laughing so much that he couldn't straighten up. Only then did she recall what she had just said.
This girl actually classified him as a stupid person, and Ma Shijian hated him so much.
Xiaoxiao served the fish early and ran to the kitchen.
"You wait, I'll clean it up again when I have the chance, you dare to call me a stupid person, I'm getting bolder and bolder!" Ma Shijian pointed to her back and shouted.
"If you have the ability, you can clean me up now, and it will be invalid when it expires. Come on, come along. ”
Bickering and playing with brains, where is Ma Shijian's opponent who laughs, he can only bow his head and ears.
Xiaoxiao brought the fish into the kitchen, and Big Mouth and Mrs. Zhang were having a war of words?
She pretended not to hear it, and shouted loudly, "The fish is ready, it should be ready to be stewed in a casserole." ”
When they saw someone coming in, they shut up.
"Aunt Zhang, do you want to stew tofu in it?" Big Mouth asked happily.
Mrs. Zhang replied with a smile: "I heard that the stewed fish head tofu soup is very delicious." Why don't we stew the fish head and tofu into a soup, then fry the fish in oil and fry the chili? ”
The two of them were like no one, and they actually discussed with each other how to cook, which made Xiaoxiao almost unable to believe her ears.
"Xiaoxiao, it's enough for me to have a big mouth here, what about you, why should you go."
"Big mouth, you ......" Xiaoxiao hesitated a little.
Big Mouth smiled even sweeter: "It's okay, you can go, my aunt and I are lively in the kitchen, we have endless words to talk about, and we can't discuss endless problems." Auntie, did you say? ”
"Yes, the two of us have endless things to say! Xiaoxiao, where is Shijian, where did he go? ”
Xiaoxiao replied: "He said that he hadn't had time to see his grandfather yet, so he went upstairs to see his grandfather." ”
"Since Brother Shijian went to see Grandpa, Master, it is enough to have Auntie and me in the kitchen, you can go too."
"I'd better stay and help you!"
Who knows that Mrs. Zhang and Dazui said in unison: "No, no, you go, we can do it, you see, all the dishes are cut and ready, only the stir-fry is left, where is your help?" ”
Big Mouth simply pushed her out of the kitchen door and chased her away.
Ma Shijian only entered the square room of the car with his front foot, and followed him with a smile.
"Hey, why are you here too?" Ma Shijian frowned and asked, although he knew that his mother and Big Mouth would not fight,
But if there is Xiaoxiao who is an outsider, the two of them will be jealous, and there will be no conflict in words.
"You think I'm willing to be a fart, I was kicked out by Big Mouth and your wife, they won't let me go into the kitchen to help, and I don't know what tricks the two of them want to play?"
Che Zhengfang said with a smile: "This old and young are all tendons, and no one can convince anyone."
Xiaoxiao, what were the two of them doing when you went in? ”
"It seems to be bickering, I didn't hear clearly!"
"You don't want to hear it, do you?" Ma Shijian pouted.
Xiaoxiao pursed his lips and smiled: "Brother Shijian, I found that you have become a lot smarter since you fell in love with Li Shou, hehe, now you can guess my mind, yes, you can teach me."
I don't want to listen to what they are saying, more is better than less, and the temper of the two of them, even grandpa knows that it is difficult to get, and I am like you, it is better to hide as far as you want.
As long as you and Li Shou are true feelings, even if the two of them want to be demons, they can't help your love.
Unless the two of you don't really love each other, you can't withstand a little wind and rain. ”
"Whether the two of us are really in love or not, you will know in the future, I am just digging out my heart and lungs now, and others will not believe me."
"Whoever said it, we are optimistic about the two of you, and we both have confidence in the two of you!" The three of them said in unison.
Ma Shijian was grateful: "Hehe, thank you!" ”
Che Zhengfang sighed and said, "Originally, I wanted to help the two of you add fuel to the fire, so that you can get married and have children quickly.
I never dreamed that it would be self-defeating and almost murderous.
Alas, the scene of your mother jumping off the building is vivid, and I still have palpitations when I think about it now, to tell you the truth, grandpa I have been scared and have nightmares at night. ”
"I'm really sorry, grandpa, for bothering you." Ma Shijian was quite embarrassed.
"I can't understand why your mother hates Li Shou so much, this kid is obviously kind and capable, quite a good child."
Che Zhengfang sighed, and couldn't understand why Mrs. Zhang hated Li Shou, and said second-hand goods.
"Grandpa, how are you feeling now?"
"I climbed up to the seventh floor in one breath, and I was frightened, and finally I went down to the seventh floor in one breath, and this old life was almost taken, and the doctor said that I had a little cold and flu, and I was frightened, so I fell ill.
But don't worry, after grandpa recovers from his illness, he will practice tai chi every morning, and soon his body will be great again. "Che Zhengfang is quite optimistic.
Xiuqin wondered: "I don't know how Sister Zhang and the big mouth are doing, Dad, are you hungry, do you want me to serve some food for you first?" ”
"It's okay, get some fish soup and rice, I'm a little hungry."
"You haven't eaten in three days, so it's no wonder you're not hungry." Xiuqin said pityingly.
Xiaoxiao hurriedly volunteered: "I know grandpa's taste, so I'll go get some food for grandpa." ”
"That's fine!" Xiuqin nodded.
In the past few days of serving her father, she is also a little dizzy and powerless.
"You blame me for going to the kitchen first and not eavesdropping on their conversations, but this time I sneaked in quietly to see what the two of them were talking about, okay?" asked Ma Shijian with a smile.
"Whatever you want!"
Ma Shijian has already made up his mind anyway, no matter how difficult it is, he will go hand in hand with Li Shou. So the big mouth and his mother's attitude don't matter to him.
Xiaoxiao went to the kitchen to eavesdrop.
After Dazui and Mrs. Zhang laughed, what they said before, they were still vague, referring to the winter melon and talking about the gourd, but this time they simply said it clearly.
"Big mouth, can you persuade your third sister not to pester my son in the future, I only have such a son, it is impossible for me to let him marry a second-hand woman.
I, Mrs. Zhang, took my son alone, and raised him as a father and mother, not to mention the hardships.
If my son marries your third sister, and others say buy one get one free, where will my old face go?
My son's temper is bad, he always works against me, I can't do anything about him, but my temper is just as bad, I can't fight him, I have a way to deal with your third sister.
While we haven't torn our faces yet, we can settle things calmly, and be good to you, me, and everyone.
Big mouth, you are a reasonable girl, and your third sister is also a good woman, but I just can't get over this hurdle in my heart.
I ask you to persuade your third sister, there are many good men in the world, so why bother pestering my son? ”
"Haha, you're wrong, it's not my third sister pestering your son, it's your son pestering my third sister.
The two of them are good, I, who is a sister, only have blessings, where do I dare to beat mandarin ducks.
As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage. There's no way I'm going to do this kind of foolish thing.
If you want to borrow my hand to dismantle them, then you are wrong, I will only encourage the two of them, as long as the two of them truly love each other, I don't think anyone can dismantle them.
Of course, the love that can be unwrapped is not really in love. ”
"Big mouth, if you really insist on doing this, then don't blame me for being unkind." Mrs. Zhang hated her toothache.
"You're welcome, you've never been polite to me!"
"Big mouth, you hillbillies in mountain villages are really lacking in education, and you have a lot of good words, and you treat them as deaf ears, which really me off."
Big Mouth said coldly: "Then you are wrong, the women from our mountains are all hardworking and virtuous, what's wrong with the hillbilly?" The emperor also has three poor relatives.
And your family is just like that, it's not a rich person, some people in the city are so poor that they are not as good as the people in the mountains.
Even a rich kid like Mr. Chen didn't look down on us mountain people, what kind of green onion are you old woman, look down on us, don't look at it, and I didn't force you to look at it. ”
Mrs. Zhang's words were not polite, and her big mouth was not to be outdone.
The two of them are considered to be nails touching the board, and it is difficult to decide between male and female.
These words were whispered in the laughter, and they were heard word for word. She was in a dilemma and wanted to break the deadlock with coughing, but suddenly heard Mrs. Zhang's cruel words.
"Then let's see, your third sister wants to enter my Ma family, unless you step on my corpse, don't even think about it!"