Five seconds later, I did something really stupid. Because, I asked Du Niang how to successfully sneak into the dormitory of a university's 'girl' students.

Du Niang's group of **** who were bombarded gave me a reply that was enough to subvert the three views.

After reading the reply, I found out that I needed plastic surgery, plus, reassignment surgery......

Well, you'll have to use your own brain and figure it out.

So, I changed my approach and started looking for information about the university on the Internet.

The school is not very famous, not Tsinghua University, Peking University and the like, extremely famous schools. But it's by no means a third-rate pheasant' university.

The school still has a certain historical and cultural background, in addition, the campus environment, teachers and everything is good. What's more, there is even air conditioning in the dormitory.

In addition to this, I also realized that most of the school majors are liberal arts, and most of them are girls, and the ratio of male to female is about four to six.

After understanding the general situation, I clicked a few more times on the school's official website, clicked, clicked, and suddenly, a recruitment page jumped in front of my eyes.

It turned out that the school was recruiting a group of academic staff.

However, people need senior teachers in their professional fields, and returnees are preferential.

I was disappointed and was about to close the page, when suddenly I found a job at the bottom of the job board.

Mental health counselors, male or female, are required to graduate from psychology majors and have been engaged in clinical psychological work for more than one year......

Hey, there's a 'door'!

I took out my phone and made a record of my contact information, and then I started to make my resume.

I was busy until more than three o'clock in the morning, and I finished my work and died.

I woke up at nine o'clock in the morning, got up 'bed', and was about to 'make' breakfast for Daoist Qi. The phone rang, and when I picked it up, it was Lu Yuanyuan calling.

Yuanyuan told me on the phone that her sister's master had come. Therefore, the two sisters and Bingrong sister plan to stay in the club for a few more days and listen to her sister's master's story.

Then, the big girl asked me if I wanted to come over, and if I did, she would arrange for a car to pick me up. I replied, no. Something, slightly busy. The big girl was disappointed, she told me, where at home, where there is cash in the 'drawer', if you need it, take it directly.

I'll reply, thank you.

'Female' money is not so good to 'spend' land, housing or something, 'spending' money 'sexual' nature has changed, besides, I am not without money.

I was talking to the big girl on the phone here, and as soon as I pushed open the 'door' of the room, I raised my eyes and saw Qi Daochang with his hands tied, as if he was holding his 'pee', walking and walking in the living room crampedly.

I was stunned, and then I asked, "Dao Chief, are you swollen?" ”

As soon as the Taoist saw me, it was like seeing a living Bodhisattva, and he moved a serious book in front of me, lit up the local tyrant gold, and then said to me: "Little Taoist friend, the poor Dao is in trouble. You also know that the 'flesh' body of the poor road is obtained by taking the body of others, and now, the parents of the people find the 'door', use this thousand-mile sound box, and keep asking me to be his son, you say that I was a dynasty of the ancients, if you talk about cause and effect, I am still the uncle of his ancestors, you say, I am his son, how is this good. ”

I understood in seconds, trouble, still coming.

Snatching away, this kind of thing, what I am most afraid of is this trouble. If you want to say that Qi Daochang is a bad silver, it's okay. Then, like the man in the book, he lived as a dispossessed man.

But the Taoist chief is a really good person who can't 'rub' half a grain of sand in his eyes, how good it is, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the Virgin.

Not to mention anything else, just these days, since he knew that I had killed people underground, the Taoist chief began to tell me endlessly, people must be good, and they can't commit the precept of killing, even if they have thoughts. Because everyone is here to beg for a living, it is not easy for anyone, and it is not easy to make a big deal when there is a conflict, and it is not easy to make a big ......

Because of this, he took away other people's 'flesh' bodies, which is actually a troublesome matter.

I asked, "What did you tell people?" ”

The Taoist thought about it and was serious: "Daoist friends don't hide it, I told him the truth, I am a naïve Taoist sect, but he said that I am a crazy person, and he wants to send me to the place where the crazy person goes, how can this be good?" ”

I thought about it with my cheeks, and looked up and down at Qi Daochang's appearance, hey, don't say it, this thing is really young, and it doesn't seem to be as big as me.

Hey, that's not as good as ......

So, I sat down on the sofa, spoke deeply, talked about family affection, human relations, and then changed the voice and said: "Escape is not the solution to the problem, you still have to face it in the end." Now, I have a plan, why don't you agree? ”

Dao Chief: "Little Daoist, come quickly." ”

I told him to go back to his parents, and then told them that he was going to school. Then I asked his parents to place him at the school I was going to.

Although the Taoist chief did not take the college entrance examination, I think that with the family background and strength behind the Taoist chief's 'meat', it would be a piece of cake to arrange him to study in school.

The Taoist chief listened and thought for a moment: "Hey, fellow Daoist, this is not a bad idea. In this way, I can go around in a roundabout way, so as not to be embarrassed to face this 'flesh' parents, and besides, I am just about to enter this world school to see what people in the world are learning at the moment. ”

I said, "In that case, don't say much, let's go!" ”

The Taoist got up: "Let's go!" ”

In this way, I packed up with the Taoist chief, went downstairs for breakfast, and asked the Taoist to call and ask where his house was, and then took a taxi and went directly to a large courtyard not far from the city center.

When I got close, I didn't get out of the car, but only told the Taoist chief not to mention any more naïve ways, and in addition, call at any time if you have something.

Next, I watched the Taoist get out of the car, and then called the 'door', and then a middle-aged 'woman' and 'woman' opened the 'door', and when I saw the Taoist 'woman' with tears in the corners of her eyes, I hugged the Taoist chief.

I silently recited a sentence in my heart: "Immeasurably innocent, the Taoist is stable!" Then, let the driver turn around and head straight for the university.

In the car, I made a call to the school recruiter.

"Hey, is it Director Yu?"

"Hmmm......"

Oops, I wiped it, my little voice is 'quite 'magnetic' sexuality, ear measurement, it's 'female' and 'sex', age, light and familiar.

I asked again, "Well, I want to apply for the counselor at our school, so I ......."

"Oh, that position. I'll tell you about that, that position is a bit of a semi-public welfare 'sexuality', in the past, most of the schools cooperated with some social psychological clinics and hospitals. They come to the school and do this thing for free. But now, there has been no cooperation for a long time, and among the students, there is also this demand......"

Sister Qingshu is very verbose, which probably means that our school's funds are also very tight. Also, this is a temporary position, so you shouldn't get your hopes up too much when it comes to money. But in terms of life, the school can provide a single dormitory for you to live in, and you will be given 800 yuan in your meal card every month for meals. That's about it......

If you want to come, you can come, if you don't want to come, I'm sorry.

Even though I'm a tasker, I'm interested in the salary, and I asked how much I can get a month.

"One thousand five, there are no other benefits, in addition, if you come, you have to probation for a month, and the salary during the probation period is 1,000 ......"

1,500 yuan per month, including food and accommodation, this job may be possible for the student party. But they want to find someone with work experience to do it, this, this price......

Even if you don't include food and accommodation, at 2300 in January, I ask, can you live in the capital?

The answer is yes, but it seems that it is not as good as serving plates in a restaurant.

But I have silver for purpose, so should I say yes or ......

With my mind spinning, I said to think about it.

Sister Qingshu, with a hmm, hung up the phone.

Then, when the car was almost there, I called Sister Qingshu.

"I thought about it, and I decided, let's go for an interview."

"Oh? That, okay, when are you coming. ”

I said it was near the school.

Sister Qingshu told me to enter the campus, go to Building 7, the third floor, and find Director Yu.

OK, make a note of it.

When the car arrived outside the campus gate, I got out of the car, registered as an outsider in the mailroom very well, and then walked into the campus.

It's exciting.

Is there any green 'spring', is there vitality, little sisters, big brothers are here.

I sighed in my heart for a while, I raised my **** eyes, but suddenly met the sharp eyes of the sweeping aunt passing by.

Belch......

Put away mindfulness and get to work.

I walked straight to Aunt Sweeper.

After some inquiry, I probed to the location of Building 7, I swished, moved to the front of the building, pushed the 'door' in, went up the stairs to the third floor, met an uncle, asked Director Yu's office, walked to the 'door', and knocked on the 'door' three times.

"Please come in."

Nudge the 'door', and the 'door' opens and your eyes light up.

The office is not big, and on a large chair sits a light mature sister dressed in gray.

This sister, less than thirty by visual inspection, more than twenty-six or seventeen, long hair, medium face, white skin, big eyes, a pair of black-framed glasses on the bridge of the nose, figure, don't say more, just one word, explosion!

Where to explode! That's it, and you want me to say it clearly.

I naturally grinned: "Is it Director Yu?" ”

"Well, I'm, oh, you're the little thunder you called before." Director Yu enthusiastically got up and beckoned me to sit on the big chair in front of her desk.

I sat down.

"Is your resume ready?"

"Oh, here." I 'handed over' the resume that I had printed overnight to Director Yu.

The other party took the pages and flipped through them, and at the end, she picked up the phone on the table.

"Hey XX University? Let me ask you, there is a graduate of the XX Department of Psychology, Lei Cannon, how is his performance. Oh okay, I'll wait......"

I turned my head to look out the window with a black face, and secretly said in my heart, I'll go, when I check on the bottom of my face, it's too disrespectful.

Five minutes later, I guess I didn't cause any trouble when I left, so the answer from the school was quite clear.

Director Yu smiled at me and dialed another call.

"Hey, Dr. Zhou's Mental Clinic? I would like to ask one, there was a thunder cannon before, how did he perform on your side, and what was the reason for his departure?"

The clinic estimated that the girl at the front desk answered the phone, and the girl usually accepted my snacks. Sure enough, I was embarrassed to praise me, and the voice was so loud that I was embarrassed.

After some understanding, Director Yu put the phone away, and then smiled and said to me: "If you don't have any problems here, now, you can enter the interview process." (Here, a little advice for you looking for a job in children's shoes, people have left a name, geese have left a voice, in this era, the reputation is very scary.) ）

I smiled bitterly in my heart, this guy, it's really careful and troublesome, it took so much effort to enter the interview process.

I sat upright and asked, "May I ask Director Yu, ...... this interview?"

The other party took a pen, turned it down very freely, and then looked up and said to me: "In this way, it's very simple, how about you use your knowledge of psychology to evaluate me as a person?" ”