It may be understandable that ordinary people have changed, and maybe they forget to close the door at night. But on Professor Chen, such a thing is weird.

Let's not mention that Professor Chen is currently in a dangerous situation, and as far as the antiques in his house are concerned, there is absolutely no possibility of staying open at night.

I exchanged glances with the group, but they didn't say anything, and then I reached for the door and gave it a nudge. With a creak, the door opened with the sound of the door shaft turning.

In the dark, in front of me is a very complicated courtyard.

Why is it complicated, the things in the yard are too messy, and furniture, including household appliances and whatever, are thrown everywhere. In addition, this yard has also transplanted a lot of big potted plants, such as some fortune trees and other things, and a full yard can be found everywhere.

In addition to these, the main house of the courtyard, including several doors of the wing room, were all open, there was no light in the house, and the breeze was blowing, rolling up a few pieces of paper scattered on the ground, making this place look like a haunted house and a murderous house.

Seeing everything, the third child licked his thick lips excitedly: "Haha, there are ghosts again!" ”

I'm speechless, this product is probably addicted to ghosts.

After looking at the situation, I beckoned.

Whoosh, Zhu Lao Dao pulled Dao Chang Qi, and the two Dao Chiefs took the lead and were the first to touch the courtyard.

Then, Sister Xuan, Sister Bingrong, and the two girls joined hands and walked into the courtyard together.

After I broke off with the third child, when everyone went in, I backhanded, bang, closed the door, and then made another noise to bolt the iron door.

Xiao Xuan turned his head and asked, "Why are you locking the door?" ”

I replied in a low voice, "Catch ghosts behind closed doors." ”

Bingrong: "Well, that makes sense. ”

After a short sentence, we spread out our formation and began to flip from room to room, while flipping, Xuan Xiaomei whispered: "Professor Chen, I'm here, I'm An Xiaoxuan, Professor Chen, Chen ......"

I stopped talking: "What's wrong?" ”

Xiao Xuan was stunned: "On the ground, there are a lot of tangerine peels." ”

The third child was stunned: "What's the matter, what's the situation, did the professor let people peel and dry?" ”

I didn't pay attention to the third child, and leaned forward, so I borrowed the faint starlight to see clearly, on the floor of the room, a jar was broken, and orange peels were spilled all over the ground.

Zhu Lao Dao followed in, squatted on the ground, Ma Li picked up a piece of orange peel, first put it under his nose and smelled it, then took a bite, bit a piece in his mouth, chewed vigorously, and said with praise: "Well, it tastes good!" It's hard enough, it's been at least fifty years old. Good thing, good thing......"

Praise it, suddenly!

There was a commotion in the yard, and then I heard someone, ah......

A vigorous roar reached our ears.

Qi Daochang turned his head sharply, turned around sharply, looked at it by the starlight, and then stretched out his hand and pointed: "Huh! The Dryad! How did you come to be here? ”

Dryad?

I swooped, jumped to the door, and craned my neck to glance.

Good fellow, a small tree in the yard is alive, and he is carrying a large weapon in his hand, and he is screaming and rushing to kill us.

Have a tree on your head? Dryad, no, this can't even be a cutscene all of a sudden, so let's go to the Journey to the West collectively.

No, let's see. I fixed my mind, stared at the beads and looked at them carefully, and this time I finally saw clearly.

That's not a dryad, it's a human.

But this human has a small tree more than 50 centimeters high on the top of his head, and this person also has a diver's breathing mask hanging from his mouth, and he runs around, and his body falls off ballast. I looked behind the thing again, and by the evening moonlight, I could vaguely see that there was an obvious pit in a large flower pond near the base of the small wall at the door.

After a little analysis of what my eyes saw, I felt very sympathetic to the senior who yelled at us.

You can imagine how determined he was to disguise himself as a small tree!

Dig a pit first, then bury yourself, put on a breathing mask when you're done, leave a hole for breathing, and finally, poof, stick a tree in your head!

This...... It's too powerful.

I sigh, whew! A big shadow, and the sound of the wind slashed over my shoulder.

I didn't even think about it, the soles of my feet instinctively rushed up, swished up, shouldered, resisted a stick-like object, stretched out my left hand, and pushed up with cloud hand kung fu, grabbed the stick-like object, and at the same time exerted force on the sole of my foot, and then rushed, probed my right hand, turned my palm at the human person's chest, and used the kung fu of the inner family to release people, and let go of the outside.

Whoosh, plop!

Mr. Tree took three or four steps backwards and sat down on the ground.

I picked up the seized murder weapon in my left hand and took a look, okay, it was originally a Spring and Autumn broadsword used for pole singing!

What a weapon!

As soon as he praised the knife, Mr. Shu reached out and pulled out the tree above his head, and shouted: "Old man, old man has fought with you gang of thieves!" Ah......h

roared, and rushed up again.

I had a knife in my hand, it was not easy to block, just Xiao Xuan escaped over, stretched out his palm, and pressed it against the other party's head, and then said, "Professor Chen, who do you think I am?" ”

Mr. Tree looked up: 'Ah, Fairy Gu! The fairy girl arrived, and the small one was far away, so please accept a bow here. ’

As he spoke, Mr. Tree turned around and was about to kneel.

An Xiaoxuan was speechless: "Okay, don't kneel." I'm not a fairy girl, I'm just an ordinary person. ”

Although An Xiaoxuan repeatedly prevaricated that she was not a fairy god, Professor Chen still ignored the ground, knelt on the ground with a thud, and then slammed again, kowtowing at Xiaoxuan three times.

I understand that.

In real life, the trajectory of each of our lives is almost incompatible with Taoism. Almost 99 percent or more of the people may have never come into contact with a true cultivator in their entire lives, let alone encountered those unbelievable so-called Taoist techniques.

Taoism, not mathematics, not physics.

Mathematics, also known as mathematics, is a science that speculates on all kinds of matters in the world according to the law of changes in the heavenly and terrestrial branches.

Do a good job, open an eight-character feng shui numerology hall, measure the future for people, ask the good luck, although the accuracy is not 100%, but as long as you can account for sixty or seventy, it is not a problem to basically support a family, buy a house, or buy a car.

Daoshu is different, in the world of Daoism, in addition to the cognition of the physical world, it includes the spiritual world to a greater extent.

Ghosts and gods are just products of the spiritual world for us in the current time and space.

The transition from spirit to matter can only be achieved by Taoism.

But this cannot give a scientific definition.

And our world is still dominated by science, but everyone needs a scientific statement about everything. They don't believe in, and they don't care about Taoist theories.

In this way, people who know Taoism really can't show this to others.

And once this thing is inadvertently exposed, then the result is either that he worships you as a god or an immortal. Either you will be seen as an outlier and will be criticized and beaten by everyone.

As for you, you can't use Dao techniques to deal with these ordinary people. The end result, hehe, I won't say more, it's miserable.

So in Journey to the West, what Mr. Bodhi, the monkey master, said to him is very reasonable.

The word is not lightly preached, the word is not lightly revealed, this is it!

Professor Chen kowtowed to An Xiaoxuan three times, then stood up, glanced at Zhu Lao Dao, Qi Daochang, the third child and Fang Meizi, of course, including me, he said with a shocked face: "Fairy Gu, ......who are these people?" ”

An Xiaoxuan was indifferent: "They are all my Taoist friends." ”

When Professor Chen heard this, his eyes suddenly burst into tears, and he stretched out his hand to wipe it, a handful of snot, and a handful of tears and said: "God, there is a hope, if you don't come again, my family, my family will really be gone." ”

Zhu Laodao stretched out his hand and took out a cigarette, lit it and smoked it, paced in front of Professor Chen, looked up and down, and said, "Old professor, in this way, first find a place for us, sit down, and then you explain your affairs clearly, and we will analyze it to see what is going on." ”

"Good, good! Please, come here, come here. Professor Chen rubbed the black mud off his face, led the way, and led us to a slightly cleaner-looking wing.

Inside, the door was closed, the lights were lit, and everyone sat down on a few chairs one after another.

Only then did I see Professor Chen's appearance clearly.

The old man is in his early sixties, his body looks quite strong, his hair is gray, there are a few hairs on his chin, and there is no shortage of face, nose, eyes, eyebrows, mouth, and ears. Temperament or something, I don't look at it coldly, it's quite fairy.

In other words, put him and Dao Chang Qi and Lao Dao together, if you ask one of these three masters. If you are a human being, you have to recognize Professor Chen, and I am no exception.

sat down, listening to Professor Chen sigh a few times, he rubbed his face, and said embarrassedly: "Look, a few people came here, and there was no tea at home to entertain them. ”

Zhu Lao Dao three fat style tobacco pinching method, said very seriously: "Tea or something, it's free, let's talk about your business first." ”

Professor Chen: "Hey, good. That, the fairy girl told you about the previous things, right? I'll just tell you what happened in the past two days, ouch...... This yo ......"

Professor Chen patted his thigh and told us that since he came back, he didn't dare to pick up his wife, and the children were all out of town, so he didn't dare to inform him, so he lived alone. For the first few days, nothing happened. Since the day before yesterday, this yard will see a group of large and small animals coming every night!

Black bear! Monkey! Boa! There are also weasels......

At first, Professor Chen was frightened, and later, when he saw that the animals ignored him, he had the courage to fight with a weapon, but this fight, not only was it useless, but it made even more trouble, not only rummaging around in his house, but also grinning at him, and there was a big black blind man, who wanted to hug him at every turn.

This scared him, and he had no choice but to dig a pit and bury himself first.

The third child's eyes straightened when he heard this, and when he saw Professor Chen finish speaking, he was stunned: "Why didn't you call the police?" ”

Professor Chen rubbed his face with his hand and said, "Can you report it?" Can I report it? ”

Belch......

The third child was speechless.

At the same time, he muttered: "It's weird, the animal has become a sperm?" Black bear spirit, grandson monkey, and snake spirit, damn egg! I'm not crossing. ”

The third child pinched his thigh.

Zhu Lao Dao snorted coldly and said: "A little beast control technique is not a big skill, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." ”

I was puzzled: "What is beast control, and how is it a beast control method?" ”