Lao Dao said: "This thing of beast control does not enter the flow of Maoshan and Zhengyi, it was originally a thing used by wizards and shamans in the Bashu region and the northeast and Mongolia regions." The approximate process is to invite the mountain god, cast the beast order, and then every time you control the beast, you have to make a blood sacrifice first. Then, he summoned the mountain god to possess him, and then drove the beast to do things. ”

The third child's mind turned quickly, and he blurted out: "In this way, it means that first give a big gift to the mountain god, please the relationship, and then make a contract." When he was done, when he was going to work, he would give a small gift to the mountain god, and the mountain god would come over and attach himself to him, and he would command a group of animals to help him work, does this mean? ”

Lao Dao: "Confucianism can be taught, this is the solution!" ”

Speaking of this, the old Taoist may have come to talk, he pinched his cigarette, took out a bottle of water in his backpack, moved his chair and talked to us......

"If you want to say that we Chinese, we may be the least superstitious people on this earth in ancient times."

The crowd was puzzled.

Zhu Lao Dao seemed to be pretentious and said: "We have a big land in China, and in ancient times, there were more gods in temples and temples all over the country." But not every temple's incense is Turin, some temples, not only do they have no incense, but even the big and small fairies have to be unlucky. ”

The third child asked: "How can this be explained?" ”

Zhu Lao Dao smiled and said: "When you ask him, if he is spiritual, he will be offered to be an immortal, if he is not spiritual, let alone for him, the temple will be demolished directly." ”

"Ahh The third child was startled and said, "Isn't the person who demolished the temple unlucky." ”

Who knew that Zhu Lao Dao shook his head, and at the end he said: "It is not right for that person to demolish the temple, but then again, we can see that the ancients were not superstitious." What is superstition? Superstition refers to not knowing what ghosts and gods are, do you understand? ”

Everyone nodded, and Professor Chen was thoughtful.

Zhu Lao Dao then said in the vernacular: "The ghost is a person's grievance and uncomfortable, and the soul of life intersects with the soul of the earth, and turns into a ghost." As for God, God is believed by man! ”

When the third child heard this, he smashed his mouth, glanced at the water bottle in the hand of the old man, and said: "Then if I hang it one day, who carves out my statue and names it 'the third' god, and then someone worships me every day, and I can also become a god." ”

Lao Dao: "Yes! Of course it can be! If those who worship you worship you and worship you as faith, you are God! ”

The third child was shocked, and praised it again at the end.

Xiao Xuan said quietly: "Actually, this is a common saying in the god stick world, if you believe it, you will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, you will not be spiritual." ”

Zhu Lao Dao nodded, and then changed the topic and said: "But the real Taoist is actually the person who doesn't believe in these things the most. Because, they take it for granted! For example, when the thunder is in the sky, primitive people will think that it is the gods in the sky fighting when they see it. And when we saw it, we knew that it was the lightning effect caused by the collision of positive and negative ions in the clouds. ”

"So, we are not afraid, we know that it is just a thunder when the rain falls in the mortal world. However, thunder is not so simple, there is a lot of knowledge in it, otherwise Taoism would not have a famous cloud thunder method. ”

Zhu Lao Dao said again: "Actually, many of the immortal families that are worshiped are ghosts!" Why do you say that, because ghosts have certain magical powers! Be able to see cause and effect, the future, and the past. If there are more believers, the ghosts will have great magical powers, and they can intervene and give birth to some cause and effect. ”

"So, sometimes when we ask for a fairy, it feels very spiritual. But ......"

Lao Dao smiled mysteriously: "If you have a request, if you shouldn't do it, if you do, you have to pay it back!" This doesn't count, if it is a matter of request, it is in line with the cause and effect of fate, but if it is not in agreement, it annoys the gods you believe in, and I am afraid that there will be trouble. ”

Xiao Xuan added: "Therefore, it is better to believe in any god than to believe in heaven and earth!" Believe in the universe, believe in the starry sky! For heaven and earth give life and clothing, and everything we use is given by heaven and earth. As for the universe, the stars are moving, the solar terms are divided, the sun is in the sky, and all things are born and nourished. If you don't believe these things, but believe in those little ghosts and gods, isn't that asking for your own suffering? ”

When I heard this, I felt that there was a lot of things flowing in my heart, but for a while, I couldn't think of what it was.

At that time, Professor Chen said in a trembling voice: "You are all masters, that, I don't seem to understand what you are talking about." Well, what about me, I just want to know, who is the one who came to my house to make trouble, and how do I clean them up? ”

Don't wait for us to reply.

Daoist Qi, who was squinting and meditating on the side, suddenly opened his eyes, pinched his fingers at the same time, and then said to Professor Chen with a smile: "This old gentleman, you don't need to worry. This evil is not coming at you. And this person is not the thief you think you are. This man came here for another purpose. It is also the things in your house that you are planning. ”

"Another ......"

Qi Daochang glanced at everyone: "This person is a variable, and if we can pull this person into the gang, this overall situation will be successful, but we will be fifty percent sure." On the contrary, if this person is allowed to act alone, in the end, if it is not done well, it will ruin the luck of this game. ”

The third child asked, "Is it so evil?" ”

When Daoist Qi saw the third child, he suddenly smiled: "Little fat Daoist, you have a lot of evil in your bones, I don't think you are a simple person, little fat Daoyou, may I ask, did you have some kind of adventure when you were a child?" ”

The third child thought for a while: "No, I haven't fallen into the rocks, and I haven't drilled into any caves or anything like that." I'm ......."

When I heard this, my heart sank, and I was about to tell Qi Dao Changshi about the strange things I encountered when I was a child.

The third child suddenly slapped his head: "I remember, my dad is a professional killer!" My family runs a slaughterhouse, and almost the pigs, cows, and sheep in the entire county are all killed by my father! ”

Qi Daochang nodded, and then asked, "Bring the eight characters." ”

The third child: "What eight characters?" ”

I gave him a blank look: "Birthday ......"

"Oh, understood." After speaking, the third child reported his birthday to Daoist Qi.

The Taoist chief made some calculations, smiled and said, "This small game, you have to take the lead!" Because this game is here to round your luck. ”

The third child was stunned: "I, what should I do?" ”

At this time, Zhu Lao Dao grabbed and said: "Okay, don't leave it here, what should you do, what should you do, hurry up and clean up the house, damn it, Lao Tzu is dying of sleepiness." ”

So, everyone got up and, under the guidance of Professor Chen, began to tidy up the house.

The third child put down the box and went outside alone to carry the scattered debris. After borrowing this effort, I saw Zhu Lao Dao quietly discussing with Daoist Qi and said, "Fellow Daoist, what do you see on that fat boy?" ”

Qi Daochang glanced around, and finally lowered his voice and said: "Twenty-eight nights, the ghost golden sheep is in life, and it is born with a ghostly spirit, and the eight-character pattern is also full of official evil, and the parents' womb palace is even more troublesome. This is the natural head of all ghosts. ”

Lao Dao suddenly said: "No wonder this fat boy is so proud, dare to love, this product has this opportunity." ”

Qi Daochang: "The fate is like this, and it still needs to be tempered to achieve a real ghost male." Otherwise, it will be in vain. ”

The Taoist chief nodded, and twisted his neck after finishing his work: "Little brother, I've been eavesdropping for a long time." ”

I blackfaced.

"Hey, two Dao Masters, why don't you ask me what my destiny is? What pattern? ”

Zhu Lao Dao smiled lightly, hugged his arms, looked me up and down, and finally sighed with a sigh: "Good pattern, rare for a thousand years, really good pattern." ”

I was happy and hurriedly asked, "What is it, tell me quickly?" ”

Lao Dao hehe: "Brother, my view of your pattern is, the five elements lack money, and the eight characters have no chicks!" ”

"I'm X, you're an old immortal!"

With a low roar, I went up and started a fight with Ya.

I tore up with the old man, and the people around me stopped their movements, and they didn't kindly shout hello. At the end, Fang Xiaomei still shouted, melon seeds, drinks, cigarettes, ham sausages, do you want anything?

When I heard it with Lao Dao, I stopped fighting, forget it, and if I beat again, it would really be a monkey.

I turned around and got to work, cleaned up for two hours, and made a few rooms habitable.

That's it, start resting.

I didn't wake up until 10 o'clock the next morning.

During this period, there was no strange movement. After getting up, the third child went out, took the money to buy breakfast and washing things on the street, came back and shared it with everyone, cleaned up the profits, and had breakfast.

During the dinner, we made the following arrangements.

In the house, two Taoist chiefs were in charge, responsible for guarding and interrogating Professor Chen. Because, this beast doesn't look very authentic, and it shows that he has goods in his stomach and has not vomited, so he has to strengthen the interrogation and let him spit out everything he knows.

The four of us young ones are going out into the street and walking around the neighborhood. So many large and small animals, appearing here, will never be without clues, as long as the clues are found, there will be a door to this matter.

Arrange their respective work.

The four of us, packed up and went out.

As soon as he arrived at the door, the third child looked left and right, and then said, "Let's carry out the mission, should we pretend to be a couple, or ......?"

didn't wait for him to finish speaking, Xuan Meizi said: "You are a couple, you happen to be good friends!" OK！ Let's go separately and contact us by phone. ”

After speaking, the two girls twisted their belts, took care of themselves, and escaped.

I was a little messy with my third child for a while.

I said, "What are you doing when I throw soap on the floor?" ”

The third child: "Phew, I won't pick it up." ”

Me: "Phew! If you want to pick it up, I won't throw it away. ”

Well, the two of us had no choice but to pretend to be classmates, and together, we walked out of the small alley of the courtyard side by side, turned into the street, and began to wander around at one end in the east and one end in the west.

After walking for more than half an hour, the third child became impatient: "You say, no, let's go to the zoo, maybe that person is the administrator of the zoo?" ”

I said, "Go to the side." ”

The third child said to himself again: "Hey, what are we doing, don't let that Qi Dao Chang give us a getaway." ”

As soon as I heard it, I secretly felt that this was okay, and I was about to take out the phone to inform Zhu Laodao, when suddenly, a propaganda car on the street slowly drove in front of me.

"XXX big circus tour, ticket price 50 yuan, can ride a tiger, touch a lion, take a python as a scarf to play, 50 yuan, only 50 yuan, 50 yuan can't buy a building, can't marry a daughter-in-law, but can ......"

The third child and I glanced at the propaganda car, looked at each other again, and two seconds later we both said at the same time: "There is a play!" ”