My mom was desperately waving at me, she, like all moms in her fifties, liked to wear bells and whistles, and it was winter, so she wore a mink.

If it were summer, she would definitely be a big flower dress with a large flower shawl, a big brimmed hat and big sunglasses.

My face twitched involuntarily, I really didn't want to promise my mom.

But my mother jumped to her feet and shouted, "Son! Son! Over here! ”

Although I desperately didn't want to say yes to her, I couldn't help but say yes to her, because if I didn't say yes to her, I would definitely not be able to get through the year.

"This is your luxury car? It's very chic, a little green among the thousands of flowers, it's really extraordinary, I'm flattered! "Alice is probably running on me.

That's right, my car is so conspicuous.

A Wuling van car, and it looks like it's second-hand.

I waved in response to my mom and walked over.

Then briefly introduced, my parents were very happy, Alice just squeezed me, but when there were people, she gave me face, was very decent, very well-behaved called uncle and aunt, and gave her a gift she bought in the capital.

My mother's face was full of smiles, and she praised Alice for being beautiful and sensible.

Then we got in the car, looking at the rearview mirror, the red belt that is only tied in new cars, I finally couldn't help but complain: "I bought a second-hand broken van, and what kind of red belt is tied." ”

Dad said: "Your mother said that although it is a second-hand car, it is also our family's first car, and the sense of ceremony that should be there is still to be there, not only tied the red belt, but we also set off firecrackers." ”

I blinked in shock, but couldn't say anything more.

"Alice, you take this, it's a meeting gift from your aunt, and it's an ancestral bracelet from our old Qin family."

I heard the familiar words, and when I looked back, I saw my mother pulling a jade bracelet from her hand and putting it on Alice's hand.

Alice repeatedly refused, but her mother insisted on putting it on her.

I found that even Alice was such a shameless guy, at this time, her face was red.

But my face is also red, I blush because I heard what my mother said and it seems familiar, last year, that is, last year at about this time, my mother said the same thing and did the same thing, and the object was Dong Xiaoxiao.

"My mom is a big fool!" I couldn't help but complain in my heart, but I also felt the fire on my face, and I felt very embarrassed.

Sixty kilometers, after my dad got on the highway, he was racing all the way, the whole car was ringing, and I could feel my head hit the roof on such a smooth road.

Sixty kilometers, it only took my father 30 minutes to get off the highway, and then it took another 10 minutes to finally get home.

My family used to be a big landlord, the whole village belonged to our family, and the people in the village were also tenants of my family, so if I had been a hundred years ago, I would have been the eldest young master.

So I heard that I brought my girlfriend back, and there were a lot of people on the street to see what the daughter-in-law of the old Qin family looked like.

Alice is really good-looking, not worse than many celebrities, so everyone praised her when she saw it.

My mother was so happy that her face was smiling.

And grabbed a few aunts, and proudly said that I would be able to hold my grandson next year, because I was not married, and I couldn't hold my mother's grandson, my mother was in the village, and she was laughed at.

My family's old house, three hundred years old, not big, but not small, is a three-entry yard, there is also a garden with a pond rockery in the back, but because there are two people living in the family, it is rarely taken care of, and it is a little desolate.

In addition, our family's fortune comes from the archway at the entrance of the village, on which are written four big characters "Jinshi and Di".

I first led Alice into the house and arranged her in my own room, and then under the pretext of going out to carry my luggage, I blocked my mother who was bragging at the door, and whispered, "Where did you get the second family heirloom?" ”

The old mother raised her eyebrows, and said with a smile: "There are many mothers, you just find ten or eight more daughters-in-law, and the mother will also give them." ”

"You wouldn't buy it for ten dollars on the street, would you?" I was speechless.

You must know that Alice is not a fool, this product can tell the truth at a glance.

My mother pouted, slapped me, and said angrily, "Is my mother that kind of person?" As the saying goes, gold has a price, but jade has no price.

Priceless, that is, it can be worth a fortune or it may be worthless. Now the price of jadeite is so high, they are all fried, and my mother's bracelets are estimated to be hundreds of thousands, millions of dollars, but my mother wants to sell them, but none of those experts are willing to pay for them.

Back then, your grandfather followed the army all the way to Yunnan, spent 20 oceans, and a pocket watch, and exchanged a bag from a merchant. Rest assured, it's absolutely true! ”

After hearing what my mother said, I was relieved.

But my mother pulled me and said: "I still like to laugh, Xiaoxiao has a big butt and big breasts, and it looks like the material for giving birth to a son, this Alice, although it looks fine, but her body doesn't seem to be very good." But don't worry, my mother will go to buy some big things in the afternoon and come back to stew for the two of you to eat, this year's New Year, I must be pregnant, I have bragged with a few of them, next year I will definitely hold my grandson, if you can't hug it, I can't spare you! ”

Alice couldn't have children, so I naturally didn't want to say more about it, so I quickly got rid of my mother and ran away.

Naturally, it was an extremely sumptuous dinner that night, all of which was Zhang Luo's by my father.

For more than 30 years, I never saw my mom cook once, wash the dishes once, or even do a chore.

The most thing I saw my mom do was play mahjong.

During the banquet, everyone had a friendly and cordial talk, my father always kept talking honestly, but my mother kept knocking on the side, asking us to get married and have children quickly.

I had a big head, so I quickened up my meal and ran away with Alice.

Even Alice, who had seen thousands of troops, was sweating on her forehead when she returned to her room.

"The old lady is a heroine who has collapsed in front of Mount Tai and her face has not changed, and she has no power to fight back in front of her aunt!" Alice said with a sigh of relief.

"Hey, hey!" I can only smirk, at this time I can't say anything, I say that my mother is not good, it will inevitably resonate with Alice, and then make her have a confrontational and disrespectful heart.

I said that my mother is good, and Alice will inevitably think that I am a mother's treasure, and it will inevitably be more resistant, so I simply don't say anything, just smirk, and then talk about him left and right, and by the way, praise Alice for her good looks, and almost fascinate me to death, fooling the past.

However, I didn't know that this was just the beginning, and there was a more violent offensive to follow, and the next morning, before I even got up, I heard a noise outside.

Alice scurried back in horror

Pull me out of bed.

"What's wrong?" I frowned and was sleepy, not that we did anything shameless last night.

Because of my injury, my body is very weak, and I have been weak recently, and I am sleepy every day, so I sleep a lot.

"Your mother is crazy!" Because there was no one else, Alice spoke very openly.

But as for me, I have a bad problem, that is, people who believe in me sound very awkward, and they can understand it after explaining it.

That is to say, as long as I believe you, I will be defenseless, I will believe everything you say, unless I can see at a glance that you are joking, otherwise you say that you have seen aliens, and I will believe it.

So Alice rushed in and said anxiously "My mom is crazy", I jumped up from the bed in shock, my mom is the baby of our family, if something happens, my dad and I probably won't live.

So I didn't even wear any shoes, so I rushed out.

But I soon came back in a huff and yelled at Alice: "Your mother is crazy! ”

Alice shrugged her shoulders and said with a very indifferent look: "If your mother is not crazy, why did she call so many relatives?" ”

"Indeed, when I went out to take a look, I found dozens of relatives, all of whom were my mother's cousins, and there were also some distant cousins, and my grandfather was only one, and there were only some uncles and brothers, so it was even farther away.

In addition, my father's colleagues also came, and I have seen them before. ”

So when I saw so many people, I rushed back at once and asked Alice for the guilt.

But Alice is a two-skinned face at all, and when she is with me, she is not afraid of anything. I had no choice but to glare at her a few times, get dressed and go out to find my mother.

I pulled my mother aside and whispered, "Grandma, are you crazy?" ”

As a result, I was slapped in the face.

"If I don't ask you to go out to meet someone later, I'll slap you in the face!" Mom said viciously.

I looked sad: "Why are you calling so many relatives?" ”

"Engaged!"

"Who said they were going to get engaged?" When I heard this, I almost broke out in a cold sweat and yelled loudly.

As a result, he was slapped again.

"You don't want to get engaged, why are you bringing other girls home? They all live in the same house, and when it spreads out in the future, do other girls still want to get married? The old mother said sternly, and suddenly her eyes changed: "You don't just want to play and forget it, right?" Mom hates scumbags the most, if you are such a person, I will beat you to death! ”

Saying that, I raised my slap and made a gesture to hit, but I quickly begged for mercy: "No! No! Am I that kind of person? But Alice had to agree to it, and she didn't agree, so you did it with such fanfare, and it was very difficult for her to do it. Agree, wronged yourself, disagree, you have no face. What if it gets stiff? ”

The old mother snorted coldly: "You white-eyed wolf, my mother is all for your good, but you blame your mother, no wonder people say that you married a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother." Something without conscience! ”

Saying that she was about to cry, I was completely speechless, although I knew that she was pretending, but I couldn't help but coax, and it would end badly if I didn't coax.

"Mom, no, you will always be the most important woman in my heart, I swear, I can find my daughter-in-law if I am gone, and my mother is only one." I hastened to show my faithfulness.

"That's pretty much it! Just do what my mother said, I have to cook raw rice today to mature rice! "My mother turned sadness into joy, and the speed at which she changed her face made me staggered.