"Don't be that dead, make it look like your mother is dead, don't worry, my mother is a measured person, I can see at a glance that Xiao Ai is sincere to you, since it is sincere, how can you refuse." Mom patted me on the shoulder and sent me away.

I was not happy, I wanted to go back to the room, but my mother grabbed me and went over to deliver the fruit plate, pour tea, and call a group of relatives and friends by the way.

There are so many relatives and friends, one person screams, and I have a dry tongue when I call it down again.

Finding an opportunity, he quickly slipped back into the room and reported to Alice: "My mom is going to give us an engagement party!" ”

"What?" After hearing this, Alice jumped up from the bed: "I said, why are there so many people? What about my luggage? Where's my shoes? ”

Alice spun around like a headless fly, looking for things.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"No, I have to go back, stay here any longer, and I will become your daughter-in-law immediately!" Alice dragged out the small box and wanted to run.

I rushed over and hugged Alice's thigh: "Can't go, you're leaving, where is my mother's face going?" ”

"Then I don't care!" Alice insisted on leaving.

"I can't go, I really can't go, if I go, everything will be over!" I hugged Alice's thighs and wouldn't let her go.

Alice threw me hard and kicked me with her foot.

I just wouldn't let go: "You're determined to go, aren't you?" ”

"Yes?"

"Then you take me with you!"

"Roll~"

"Then you just don't want to marry me, it's not true to me!"

"Who's to say it's not true?"

"Why don't you marry me?"

"I... I... Alice stammered, not knowing what to say.

Her tone became very weak and helpless, more sad and self-blaming.

"Hey, I didn't say it, I can't have children, so I'm not a good match for you!" Alice brings it up again.

I know it's Alice's heart disease, and that's why she doesn't want to actually marry me.

"If you don't have children, can't you live?" Although I shouted, it was still the same as last time, and I lacked confidence.

"Your parents obviously like children!"

"Big deal, let's get one!"

"Your parents aren't stupid!"

"We travel around the world on the pretext of traveling and getting married, and after we come back, we come back and hand over the children, and we have completed the task." I thought of everything I could think of.

I saw that Alice was a little loose, so I quickly took out my best skills, pushed her down on the bed, and took pity on her. Women are in love with each other and will agree to anything, so Alice was finally seduced by my beauty and reluctantly agreed to my unreasonable request.

After that, our family set up ten tables of banquets to entertain relatives and friends.

I led Alice to call people one by one and toast, and Alice was also generous, smiling and politely greeting people.

After each salute, a big red envelope will be received.

By the time the banquet dispersed and everyone was sent away, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon.

Alice opened the red envelope in the room and exclaimed: "Your relatives are really rich, and the minimum package is 8,888, and I have received dozens of red envelopes, hundreds of thousands!" ”

I twitched my face and said, "Those were all given away by my parents back then, and now they are just taken back." ”

We were counting the money when my mother came knocking on the door, and she first stuck out her head and came in, and then her face was piled up

Laugh.

When Alice heard the knock on the door, she immediately jumped up from the bed, pretending to be a lady, and smiled sweetly when she saw that it was her mother: "Auntie! ”

My mother came in with a fruit bowl and said, "Are you still called Auntie?" With us, it's time to change your mind when you're engaged, but ah, you're not used to it just now, you can take it slowly. Son, you are also engaged, take your little love, go buy some clothes and jewelry! ”

As she spoke, my mother put a black card on the table.

Alice and I looked at each other, and we both saw joy in each other's eyes.

It's not that we both want to buy clothes, but we both want to run away.

I can't cope with a scene like that in the morning, once in a lifetime is enough, so I'm afraid my mom will make something else, so I want to run away for a long time.

Alice was the same, and we hit it off.

I even said before leaving: "Grandma, we may not come back at night, I'll go to the store to stay, and take a look at the store by the way." ”

Mom didn't care, just reminded: "It's fun in the city, let's have fun, but I have to come back during the Chinese New Year, and I have time to get the certificate." ”

"Certificate? What certificate? I asked, confused.

"Marriage certificate? The engagement is done, and the certificate is naturally essential. "My mother had an expression of hatred and slapped me.

Alice and I's eyes widened, and we couldn't help but be stunned when we thought of the three words of the marriage certificate.

But in order to escape, we agreed again and again.

After leaving the house, I instantly felt a lot more relaxed, and Alice let herself go.

"Oh mom, it's so tiring to pretend to be a lady and pretend to be a lady!"

"Why is the Northeast dialect still coming out?"

"Lao Niang used to be from the Northeast, and only the black soil can raise such a beautiful fairy daughter as Lao Niang! Hum! Alice said proudly.

We got in the car and went straight to my shop in the ancient city, and it was not yet four o'clock, but the shop was already closed.

I was furious and called Xiao Wu: "Groove, what the hell, Lao Tzu will pay you a salary and let you look at the store, and you will get off work before five o'clock." ”

"Boss, today's situation is special, it's not that my mother is not feeling well, I'll take her to have a look!" Wu Haifeng said nonsense.

I obviously heard that there was a delicate girl over there, who was humming and chirping, and at first glance, she knew that she was going out to pick up girls, and scolded: "You will die in the hands of a woman sooner or later!" ”

After that, I hung up, went back to the store, and let Alice go around by herself, while I turned on the computer and the ledger, and began to check the accounts and file taxes online.

The income of my small shop is not bad, because I don't have to count the rent, so the net income can be tens of thousands of yuan a month.

I claim to be an antique shop here, but there are not many real antiques, only a small number of genuine goods, and they are not sold.

Mainly sell modern handicrafts, of course, are also artificially made, now the famous things are not cheap, a pair of blue and white vases, can also be sold for eighteen thousand, and there are many people who buy.

As for the real antique trade, it is natural that it will not be on the surface.

I used to sell a few real antiques a year, but in the past two years, the business has stopped because of my involvement in the Victorian affair, and this year I haven't sold a single one.

But even if I sell modern handicrafts, my income is good, and I can be regarded as a well-off life, and I am quite content.

Besides, I went to the grave before, and I also made money.

I just finished filing my tax return, and I submitted it.

Over there, Alice came down with a black face.

"What's wrong?" I reached for Alice.

As a result, Alice pushed away: "Don't touch me!" ”

"Damn! What's wrong? Sudden change of face! "I wondered if I was doing something wrong.

But after thinking about it, I didn't realize that I had done anything wrong, so I said very earnestly: "What's wrong?" Just say something, I really don't know what I've done wrong! ”

As soon as I said that, a black lace corset was thrown in my face.

I took it and smiled, thinking Alice was hinting at me, so I said, "You wait, I'll go close the door, let's go upstairs。。。。。。 ”

Before I could finish my sentence, I heard Alice yell, "That's not my underwear!" ”

I was shocked, but when I looked closer, I realized that it wasn't, because Alice wasn't that big.

"It's Dong Xiaoxiao!" I thought to myself, but I didn't know what to do.

"I threw them all away, as well as the sheets and bedding, and I threw them all away, and my mother didn't sleep in the beds that others slept in."

"Good, good, good!" I practiced and agreed, ready to reach out and pull Alice and coax her.

As a result, she avoided it: "The old lady doesn't use a man who has been used by others!" ”

The flesh on my face was twitching and I was speechless, but I knew that the thing was throwing a tantrum, talking angry, and I didn't care.

took her to eat a meal of Japanese food, and went to the mall, all kinds of purchases, this goods may be revenge, and the things bought are very expensive.

Every time I swiped the card, I watched the seven-digit seven-digit swipe down, the flesh on my face pumped involuntarily, and my heart was dripping blood.

But fortunately, it was my mother's money that was spent, and if my money was spent, I guess I would be distressed to death.

Later, I found out that Wang Sheng is smart, the big sword is the most cost-effective, and it is also trouble-free, and the service and technology are also first-class.

If you fall in love, you not only have to coax, but sometimes you have to kneel and lick, and the most important thing is to spend money like running water.

All in all, my three girlfriends, Zhang Qiushuang spent me more than 100,000 yuan a month.

Dong smiled less, but her mother gave her a jade bracelet, which was estimated by experts to be hundreds of thousands, millions.

Alice's engagement is even more awesome, just now, she brushed an engagement ring of 130,000 yuan.

After brushing it, he took a cup of Starbucks coffee, deliberately exposed the ring, took a photo and sent it to Moments, and accompanied it with a paragraph: "Coffee is still the best at Starbucks, and other people's coffee coughs." ”

It didn't take a minute for Victoria and the others to make a video call.

"Are you married?" That's what Victoria asked in the first sentence.

"It's engaged, Captain!" Phoebe corrected.

"It's like, on my middle finger, why do I think it's mocking us?" Serena said coldly.

"Hi Gu Yi, Alice, you are so powerful, so envious!" Luna said.

"I'll let you do business, you let Lao Tzu get married." Victoria simply went berserk.

"Captain, I said at the beginning that I couldn't send her, if you don't listen, it's too late to regret it now."

Alice directly ignored Victoria's words, and still said very embarrassedly: "Oops, I actually knew about it, in fact, I just wanted to take a photo of the coffee, but I didn't expect the ring to be exposed." ”

Seeing that Alice directly ignored herself, Victoria went straight away: "Alice, you wait for me, if I don't kill you, I won't be surnamed Wei!" ”

"Captain, you don't have the surname Wei in the first place!" Serena coldly mended the knife.