I bet you'll never admit the similarities and differences between the swelling of your lower body when you first saw me and the swelling you woke up in the morning.

Early in the morning, the takeout I ordered arrived, a Japanese ramen and a bowl of spicy soup with fried dough sticks, and told him to pick up the food at his doorstep.

It was a high-end apartment in a provincial capital that he rented, and I was forced to move in. But then he and I were busy, and I stayed here very rarely, and he came even less.

The reason why he still renews the lease with zero occupancy rate is nothing more than that: he has a lot of money, has an aftertaste, and still loves it.

I happily peeked out of the summer cool quilt and opened my mouth to ask, "Let's eat naked?!"

He said: "It's not good to eat naked, it's easy to see fat. ”

Me: "......"

I told him to pour the ramen soup into the ramen ingredients and wait for me to wash his hands before I had breakfast with him.

He blurted out, "Your touching hand." ”

Me: "......"

I recommended him to soak the fritters in the spicy soup, and he retorted with a calm face: "It's not delicious if you soak it, you see, after soaking it all night, no one eats it." ”

He said to himself, what are we people on two boundaries, we have been separated, we have never met, and we have been separated many times.

From beginning to end, our relationship was not clean at all. But due to their respective social identities and status, they can't become open lovers for a long time, but this is good for each other.

Swelling, very swelling, abnormal swelling. It's inexplicable and imaginative.

From beginning to end, they claim to be good friends, but they silently insist on wasting their freedom for each other, and your emotions ripple in my low-end temptation.

He pinched a stiff fritter and looked at me, who was addicted to the aroma of Japanese ramen, with a wicked smile: "Fat." (Meaty, milky, meaty)

I feigned dissatisfaction: "Can you find a new girlfriend like this?" (You can't find a better one but me.) ）

The other party asked rhetorically: "Then I should imitate Gu Long's brushwork?" Slightly convex sexy lower abdomen. ”

Me: "....."

Who would have thought that X, who is a great merit in the industry, would actually bow down under my pomegranate skirt.

Because I love cats, I once read a book that said that cats bite their owners' hands because they want to play games with their owners.

I took a picture of the page and sent it to him, commenting: "Research shows that if a kitten bites your cock, it means that she wants to play games with you." ”

There was a time when I was busy and stayed up late at night. He said sleep. I asked him to sleep first, and I had to look at the information. He asked me what I was looking at.

My God replied, "Information about dicks,