The mouse nodded in agreement with a solemn face.

When Yue Zhaowei dragged Xingjun back to the new house, Yue Zhaoxuan blushed in an instant, holding Xingjun in his hand, full of satisfaction and love.

Xingjun couldn't hold his head up under the persecution of the evil forces. He slammed his head against the pillar without any ambiguity.

"Why are you banging your own head?"

"Ignore me, let me calm down!"

"Enough!"

"Don't stop me, I must let myself know that I am dreaming! I must be dreaming! How could I be a dignified star in a cave room with a woman like you? How did you marry an old witch? How is it possible to surrender under the hands of the dead three-eight?! ”

"You want to die!"

"Whoa...... Don't hit me, don't hit me, I'm actually ...... In fact, it is self-reflection! I'm self-reflecting! ”

"Say, what are you reflecting on?"

"I ...... I shouldn't have ......"

"Shouldn't it be?"

"I can't think of anything wrong with me......"

Yue Zhao estimated that he was rolling a dough stick again.

Xingjun asked, "Where did the rolling stick come from?" ”

Yue Zhao smiled wickedly: "I specially brought it from my mother's house for you...... Appearance! Public! ”

"Whoaoo Can't be slapped in the face!! No!!! Domestic violence! Domestic violence! ”

The next day, the sun was three poles, the wedding room was still lifeless, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor waited in the hall for a long time, and the people who served the tea just didn't wait. The king is impatient and waits, so he urges.

Mingjun slapped three times outside the marriage room, but still didn't hear anyone's echo, but heard a few parrots! Destiny's brow twitched. "Inside! What the! Haven't you gotten up yet!? Let the elders wait for you, sorry?? ”

There was even an echo of the Commander of Destiny inside.

Mingjun felt hehe, picked up the stone that came along the road in his hand, and bounced it into the paper paste in the crack of the door, only to hear the stone crackling on the ground a few times, and it was still, and there was no additional sound from inside.

"No, with my strength, since it is aimed at the head of the bed, it is impossible to fall to the ground!"

The Emperor was convinced of the accuracy of his stone-throwing attempt.

Squinting into the hole in the papier-mâché, it was a hazy morning light, but the windows in the room were so closed that I couldn't see clearly. But well......

Mingjun grinned, smashed the door with the Pegasus Meteor Fist, and then ran to the side of the bed with Xiaoying's invincible legs, and opened the tight bed curtain in a dashing manner......

I didn't see the picture of Zhonglang's love for concubines, he saw a pig's head being placed on the pillow!! The pig's head is very fat! It's just that when did Heavenly Court eat such a mundane thing!? It's an insult to Tiange!

"Who is it! Who is stealing fasting! Who doesn't follow the rules!? ”

Mingjun took the booklet he carried with him, and wrote down the sins committed by so-and-so and such and such people one by one, in order to show that he did not favor his own brother, Mingjun specially approved Xingjun with a clause: Indulge in wife stealing!

The pig's head on the pillow opened its eyes and made a confused "uh-huh" sound, the voice lingering and weak, very weak.

Mingjun went down with a fist: "Since it's already a dead pig, why wake up again!?" I have already convicted my brother of the crime, and you don't have to do everything you can to cheat the corpse, just to add one more sin to my poor brother!? If you are not a dead pig's head, but a living pig spirit, and how much more am I, a selfless man with an iron face, have seen you in my brother's bed, then he must not add another crime of rape!? And the interest is bad, there is a habit of beating first and then doing it, and you are beaten like this, and in the end you are innocent! ”

Mingjun sighed again, and stuffed back the pig that was about to reach out from the quilt several times, and the last time he couldn't bear it, he simply took off his socks neatly, stuffed his own socks into the pig's mouth, and went to bed himself, pressing his butt on the pig. The pig sleeping on the pillow was crushed by him and almost fainted, and his breath was messy.

The Emperor sighed again: "Alas...... Although I intend to protect you, it's a pity that who made you a pig, so let's make it up, in order to make up for you, I'll be generous and let you be my wife in the next life......"

"Hahaha!!" Yue Zhao, who came in with a basin at the door, heard the affectionate confession of Mingjun to Xingjun, and laughed so much that the water was spilled, and the basin fell to the ground, making a light crisp sound unique to ironware.

Yue Zhaoyi stepped forward and pulled up the king: "Little cousin, you crushed your brother to death." ”

The king was stunned, and then realized that it was not a pig's head under the buttocks—but ......

Mingjun was in pain: "My dear brother! How did you die so miserably! Before you die, you have to be like a pig! Was it sucked out of yang energy by pig essence and completely turned into a pig body?? Auntie, you are really, why did you let my brother go alone in the new house with the vacant house? I don't know which pig arched my brother's cabbage...... Woowoo...... My poor brother...... Wow wow......"

Yue Zhaoxi twitched the corners of his mouth, put his hand on Mingjun's shoulder and patted it gently, and said with a smile: "Little cousin, I still agree with the first half of your sentence, but this second half of the sentence...... Which pig do you say? ”

The Emperor immediately ran away, for fear of angering this thunderous wrath that was fiercer than a volcanic eruption!

Yue Zhao didn't stop him, calmly watched Mingjun leave, domineeringly tore off the bedscreen that was in the way, lifted the heavy but tattered quilt, and pulled out Xingjun, who was sleeping unconscious.

"Look at you, where is there still a little Yushu in the wind, I was almost taken advantage of by your own brother, hahaha......"

The sleeping person was shaken awake, and Xingjun opened his tired eyes, a puffy eyeball like a big pomegranate, staring at Yue Zhaoxuan in a daze, but he didn't have any look.

"Fake a fart!" Yue Zhao didn't pity the jade at all, and roared, "Pestle is waiting here." ”

After saying it fiercely, she went to pick up the basin that had been turned over on the ground, and quietly went out of the room to fetch water again.

The well is in front of a large tree next to the house, and it comes and goes quickly.

When Yue Zhaowei returned to the room, Xingjun had already gotten out of bed, and out of nowhere he found a bottle of gold sore medicine, he blinked pitifully with big eyes, dipped his fingers in the plaster, and wiped it on the swollen part of his face, without crying or making trouble.

Yue Zhao secretly laughed: "You are honest after beating up?" ”

Although she didn't believe that a haughty character like Xingjun would compromise easily, she still dutifully soaked the towel in water and gently wiped it on his face. Xingjun also looked at her softly and said softly: "Let's do it in the future, it's okay like this." ”

Xingjun grabbed Yue Zhaoxuan's hand.

Xingjun's hands were cold.

"What's wrong? Do you still have masochistic tendencies? "Yue Zhao probably hasn't forgotten how badly she beat him up last night.

"Can you go to dinner first?" Xingjun asked cautiously.

As soon as the words landed, Xingjun's stomach let out a long series of chirps. The loud noise is not shocking. Xingjun lowered his eyes with shame, tugging at the corner of Yue Zhao's clothes and rubbing his hands.

Yue Zhao pulled the corners of his clothes in embarrassment: "Okay, go quickly, like I abuse you." ”

"Wait!!" Yue Zhao exclaimed, pressed down Xingjun, who was running out of the door with a lucky face, and scolded angrily, "Are you stupid for me!? ”

Xingjun's eyes were erratic, and he said in a weak heart: "I am definitely not prepared to walk around the heavenly court with this face and let the masses condemn you, and I definitely don't want to go to Daddy's to join you!" Absolutely nothing!! ”

"I didn't expect you to recruit yourself?" Bodhi looked surprised. Xingjun asked, "Isn't this what you want to say?" ”

“…… I want to say," Yue Zhao pointed behind Xingjun, "You obviously farted just now, and you wanted to smoke my aunt and grandmother to death, didn't you?" ”

Xingjun's face was pale. In the end, Xingjun obediently let Yue Zhaoyi drag him to the ancient well behind the big tree in the courtyard.

Yes, in the ancient well!

"Lady, it's cold......" Xingjun shuddered.

Yue Zhao patiently watered him: "I don't understand this called 'Ice Spring Therapy'?" Your face and body are all swollen like this, aunt and me, help you reduce the swelling. ”

Xingjun shouted that it hurt, and Yue Zhao estimated that he started to rub the pus and squeeze out all the hazy places, and Xingjun shouted and shouted and lost the energy to shout.

"I'm not worried about polluting the environment." Xingjun muttered.

Yue Zhao explained with a smile: "How come? You have lived in Heaven all year round, how can you not know...... This well is for you and my husband and wife? Neither my father nor my brothers lived in this house. I don't need this well once in a while......"

"So you want to say!" Xingjun looked vigilant! He knows his lady's urine too well!

Yue Zhao pursed his lips and smiled enchantingly, "The well water that squeezed through your pus, and after blending, it can be used for you to continue bathing." Right? ”

Someone shouted above the wellhead: "Big sister, why are you stealing from the wild man in the well?" ”

Yue Zhaoxuan and Xingjun looked up at the same time.

There is a small head at the mouth of the well, looking in. Yue Zhao didn't know it, Xingjun heard who the voice was, and said, "Fourth sister, quickly take a rope and save me up." ”

The little girl at the mouth of the well snorted and said, "You rough man, why did you rob my second brother's bride and learn my second brother's voice to speak?" ”

The little girl's voice is delicate and childish. That "bah" was also very real, and it was so big that it was crystal clear, and it smashed right on the top of Xingjun's raised skull. Xingjun felt that his forehead was wet, it was floating down from above, and it hit his head with weight, and suddenly- his face turned purple with anger......

Xingjun roared: "Jiajia! You wait for me!! ”

Jiajia shrank her head in fright, and walked away from the scene of the crime. Yue Zhao estimated that when Xingjun hadn't washed off the saliva on his skull with well water, he flew to the mouth of the well in disgust, stood on the edge of the well, looked at Xingjun condescendingly, and said with his waist in his arms: "Wash it clean, when you are about to freeze into hail, I will pull you up." ”

After saying that, a big stone was blocked at the mouth of the well to prevent Xingjun from flying up. He sat on the rocks, shaking the roots of his legs.

Xingjun trembled, bowed and slapped a handful of water on his forehead.

A man climbed over the wall and entered, stepped on the big tree by the well, and said to Yue Zhao: "Little lady, I didn't expect you to really marry to heaven." ”

Yue Zhao raised his head and looked at the man, and sneered: "It looks like I'm married to you." ”