"Then don't sleep with me!" Xingjun flicked his sleeves, and there was no trace of the person.

"Shameless! Who wants to sleep this! Yue Zhao stared at the bed in annoyance, and after a while, the bed with ancient wood carvings shattered into sawdust.

Xingjun suddenly folded back: "I forgot to tell you, you are not allowed to sleep in my study!" ”

"You're going to die!" Yue Zhao was so angry that he threw a pillow over, "!" Who is rare? Who is rare! ”

Xingjun hid behind the door and made a grimace: "Die Ba Po, you are shameless to die!" Slightly ......"

While Xingjun was rolling his eyes, Yue Zhao estimated that he was not wearing shoes, so he quickly ran to Xingjun, pinched Xingjue's outstretched tongue in his hand, and dragged it out: "You stinky shameless!" Auntie, do I want to marry you?! Do I think?! ”

Xingjun covered his mouth with both hands, shook off Bodhi's hand desperately, bowed and shrank out of the door, and said vaguely: "I serve, I accept, I'm afraid you can't do it." ”

Xingjun ran away with his feet on his feet very fast and disappeared.

Yue Zhao was so angry that he stomped his feet, his eyes rolled, and he immediately ran towards the ancestral hall, kowtowed to the ranking of the ancestors and ancestors, and cried and shouted that Xingjun was unkind and unjust, and shouted all the relatives and friends who had not finished leaving. Mingjun is Xingjun's brother, and when he saw that all the guests were gathered here, he was so frightened that he hurriedly helped Bodhi up, and even asked what was wrong.

"Little cousin, your cousin...... He bears me...... Woowoo woo ......"

Yue Zhao was not miserable crying, but the relatives and friends were embarrassed. Mingjun coughed dryly twice and explained: "Eldest sister, I am Xingjun's own brother. ”

"Who's the eldest sister to call!?" Yue Zhao slammed his life, "I'm so beautiful like a flower, a newlywed wife, why do you call me sister!! ”

Mingjun cried and said, "As soon as you call me my little cousin, I think you are my cousin." ”

Yue Zhao slapped him in the face: "Are you close to me?!" Do you dare to call your nephew?! ”

Mingjun was slapped by the slap and his head was hot, and he couldn't help but say "eh". Yue Zhao smiled angrily.

"My nephew is so good!"

"Auntie, don't cry, okay?"

"Why don't you make your aunt and grandmother cry?"

"I'm ......!"

The guests laughed.

"You stupid girl, don't go back with me." The king mentioned Bodhi and walked out.

This script is wrong, Yue Zhao estimated that he covered his ears and shouted: "Don't pinch my ears, men and women don't kiss, let go of me, let me go!" ”

"You little lady, how can you get entangled with Xingjun's newlywed Yan'er?" A majestic voice exploded in their ears, and the two of them were startled as they looked in that direction.

The Jade Emperor is high up, and the throne is full of wine jars.

Mingjun twitched the corner of his eyes, and couldn't help but speak: "Father, why do you drink so much?" ”

"Daughter-in-law, how are you with your little cousin? Is it that my son Xingjun is not serving well? ”

Yue Zhao: "......"

Mingjun helped his forehead: "Father, I am your eldest son, not her cousin!" ”

Jade Emperor: "Eh, eh! I don't have your bastard son, what about Xingjun's bastard? Why did my daughter-in-law come here, and he didn't see a ghost? ”

The Jade Emperor burped a few times as he spoke, staggered down from the wine jar, and walked next to Mingjun to have a head of melon seeds collapsed, "Son, how did you become a daughter-in-law and her cousin?" ”

Destiny: "......"

Yue Zhao estimated that the atmosphere eased and said: "Jade Emperor ......"

The Jade Emperor interrupted with a straight face, and said sharply: "What brother, brother!" I'm not your cousin! Don't be foolish! ”

Yue Zhao estimated his shame, wiped his sweat and said, "Dad, the fate of the king is your son, and the star monarch is a bastard......"

"Say what?" Mingjun didn't do it, this time he grabbed Yue Zhao's collar and lifted her up, "How can you insult your husband?" My brother is such a well-behaved and sensible baby, how can you be called a bastard by you! ”

The Jade Emperor suddenly said "wow", and all the dumpling foam stuffed with leeks spit on Mingjun's body, and the Jade Emperor's body was unstable, so he grabbed it closely, and he could stabilize his crumbling body.

"Hiss......" Mingjun screamed.

Yue Zhao estimated that the collar was loose, and he suddenly gasped for breath. But he saw that the king looked like he was about to die. Yue Zhao asked kindly: "Big brother, are you okay?" ”

Mingjun was so pained that he haha, "I don't need you to fake your kindness." ”

After speaking, he was kicked by the Jade Emperor, but the kicked Emperor was relieved. Yue Zhao was a little worried: "Aren't you stupid?" It's none of my business......"

As she was talking, she noticed that Mingjun was holding a certain place with his hand, and she reacted, oh, it turned out that the Jade Emperor had just injured him.

It's pitiful.

Yue Zhao estimated that while the Jade Emperor and the Emperor were unconscious, he immediately ran away from the "crime scene".

Ran to Xingjun's study.

If the first plan fails, implement the second plan! Today, I must make Xingjun suffer a little and tell him that I am something he couldn't imagine!

When Yue Zhaoxi returned to the courtyard, he saw that the lights in the wedding room were still on, and the door was wide open, while the study next door was closed and the lights were out.

"Falling asleep so soon? Emotional master, I'm acting alone! The more he talked, the more angry he became, and when he broke into Xingjun's study, he heard the sound of rats stealing rice. Giggles so loudly.

"Hungry like this?" Yue Zhao was a little incredulous, and went to light the lamp, but there was no one in the house.

"Impossible, there was a voice just now, and Xingjun can't get out of this courtyard today!"

Yue Zhao pondered for a while, and looked at the bed curtain suspiciously, the bed curtain was faintly shaking, and the white veil covered the scene on the bed tightly, she frowned and waved the curtain open, but saw a big mouse, crawling on the quilt and gnawing on cotton wool.

Yue Zhao: "......"

"This rat is very bold." He sighed casually, but saw the rat tremble.

"Hey, you're still afraid of me?" Yue Zhao estimated that he picked up the tail of the big black mouse, but the big black rat turned into a young woman, with black hair and a shawl, which was not pure. Yue Zhao estimated that he was sick to his stomach for a while, pursed his lips, and threw himself on the ground. Just as he was about to go out, Yue Zhao suddenly remembered something, quickly returned to the bed, lifted the curtain, knelt on the ground, and looked under the bed.

"What a big mouse!" Yue Zhao estimated that he scolded angrily, and the mouse spirit next to him handed Yue Zhao a feather duster with great eyes, and Yue Zhao estimated that he was slammed into his hands. Xingjun twitched in pain: "Oops, oops!! Don't fight! Don't fight! ”

The rat spirit didn't dare to persuade at all, and left the study stupidly.

Xingjun's head hit the bed board more than once, and Yue Zhao estimated that he was blocking the way out again, he couldn't get in or out, so he had to be beaten.

Yue Zhao estimated that he had enough, and the rat spirit outside the door led the queen mother to be late.

Xingjun saw the savior, rushed to the door, and shouted in his mouth: "Queen Mother...... O queen mother......"

"Shut up!" Who would have thought that the Queen Mother shouted angrily, Baba rushed over, covered Bodhi's hand, rubbed and rubbed, and felt distressed: "It's okay, daughter-in-law?" Does your hand hurt? This beast is disobedient, just teach me a lesson, don't be angry......"

"I'm your own son!" Xingjun couldn't believe it.

"Da Yu told me, if she hadn't been clever and turned into a mouse, so that you wouldn't be able to take advantage, wouldn't you be separated from Da Yu! What should I do if I call Bodhi!! ”

Xingjun smacked his tongue: "Wronged!" ”

Xingjun looked at Da Yu with a look of disbelief.

Yue Zhao estimated that he threw a look of praise at the right time to Dayu, and as soon as he twisted Xingjun's hair, he stood up and walked outside the courtyard.

"Yes, it's good for my daughter-in-law to take the initiative." The Queen Mother didn't even stop her, and she was very satisfied that the two of them had returned to their normal flirting mode.

Dayu breathed a sigh of relief.

The Queen Mother asked, "Who gave you the idea to come to Xingjun's study to squat?" ”

"It's the Jade Emperor, he asked me to wait for Xingjun in the study, as long as Xingjun goes back to the study, he will trap him no matter what, and he can't be allowed to climb out of this courtyard."

"You can teach." The Queen Mother smiled like a thief, "You can't say that I asked you to squat, or I have the foresight, but if Xingjun is out of this courtyard, Yue Zhao may not be able to find him." ”

"Uh...... I thought you were worried that the groom would leave the new house and be seen and lose face. ”

The Queen Mother glared at her with a sharp eye: "These mundane things, how can my daughter-in-law be important!" Xingjun can marry Yue Zhao, which is a blessing that he has cultivated for eight lifetimes!! ”

The Queen Mother looked like she would fight with whoever dared to refute.

Da Yu lowered her head stupidly, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the outside of the hall, and she wondered, "Why did the Jade Emperor and the Destiny Monarch crawl over?" ”

"Nonsense!" The Queen Mother scolded again, and looked at Da Yu's sight, and almost choked herself to death with a mouthful of old blood, "Jade Emperor!" You old immortal...... How did you get involved with your son? What is this on the clothes? It's wrinkled, and the smell is quite sour!! Are you contributing to the Heavenly Court? Unclogged the sewers? It stinks to death!! Stay back!! ”

However, the Queen Mother's warnings were useless. The Jade Emperor crawled extremely fast when he was drunk, he thought of himself as a dog, and crawled to the study on all fours with his eldest son Mingjun in his mouth.

The Jade Emperor looked constipated, looked at the marriage room opposite the study mysteriously, and smiled evilly at the Queen Mother: "Lady~"

The Queen Mother had goosebumps and fell to the ground, and hurriedly retreated, and the Jade Emperor pressed forward step by step, standing up with her knees hunched like a dog, and stretched out her paws in the direction of the Queen Mother......

The queen mother screamed, grabbed the temples of the big jade, the big jade scalp tightened, and was so frightened that she turned back into a mouse, and the queen mother naturally threw the big mouse, and then the Jade Emperor took it again.

The fat and heavy big black mouse squinted at the Jade Emperor with small black eyes, and the Jade Emperor's hand touched the slippery, greasy black belly, and stared at the huge and cold big black mouse in the palm of his hand, "Ahhhhhh

The Jade Emperor cried bitterly, and after being stunned for a few seconds, he immediately threw out the big mouse, hugged the pillar outside the house and refused to let go, and shouted in his mouth: "I'm afraid!" People are so scared! ”

The big black rat jumped on the unknown Mingjun, and kicked it on the skull of the Mingjun a few times before jumping to the ground.

The Queen Mother asked, "Why did you kick the king?" ”

The rat replied, "He smells of Tsukiaki on his hands, and I also found that he is injured there." ”

The rat pointed to the bottom of the king with his paws.

"Good! How dare you mistreat my daughter-in-law! Fortunately, Yue Zhao was clever and escaped the clutches of the Destiny King! ”