Chapter 37: Admit it, these two are a pair of bad fate
At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, after being full of wine and food, Gu Li and Mo Ya wore slippers bought from roadside stalls, like the old man in the village who had nothing to do, and dangled by the river with his hands behind his back.
"It's been a pleasant day!" Mo Ya looked with great envy at the men who were lying on the simple bed with Erlang's legs crossed and squinting and fishing. From her vantage point, she couldn't see the person lying on the chaise longue.
"Would you like to rent a fishing rod too?" Guli suggested with interest.
"Smack!"
Mo Ya didn't have time to answer, and the interest she had just born was extinguished, "Eh, I think it's better to forget it!" Look at you, a delicate and expensive body, didn't you fall into the net when you went there? β
"Makes sense... Mosquitoes are not stupid, they don't eat fragrant meat, and they can still stare at stinky men with rough skin and thick meat? Gu Li shrugged, "Let's go!" Check it out there... There are so many people, it seems to be quite lively..."
"Okay! Check it out! β
A few people who pretended to be not far away, and their hearing was extremely sharp: "......"
Stinky man~~~
"Smack~!"
"Boss! Why don't we pretend to meet Miss Ali by chance! While fighting to the death with mosquitoes, Bai Huo muttered, "It looks so stupid to pretend to be a farmer!" β
Leng Hanyuan silently raised his head and glanced at Bai Hao, who was completely new from head to toe, and even his own mother might not recognize him, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "If you use the same move three times, it's not fun..."
Lan Xiao, who was silent on the side, covered his face: "......"
Boss, this trick is not advanced, in fact... Forehead... All right... The boss has lowered his wits again...
"So what do we do now? Just squatting here all the time? Bai Hao was obviously impatient.
"Jiang Taigong fishes, the one who wishes to take the bait..."Leng Hanyuan flicked the fishing rod, and threw the fishing line farther, this is the third fish to be hooked.
"Then you can't catch a mermaid..."Lan Xiao said sadly.
To put it bluntly, I'm afraid that I will really frighten people, so I can only wait and dare not move!
Of course, the truth is rotten in the stomach, he doesn't want to be fish feed...
The surface is not shocked, but in fact, the heart is like a cat's paw: "......"
"Ahββ!h Suddenly, a scream pierced the sky.
The three of them turned around at the same time, only to see an adult buffalo carrying a girl with messy hair all the way rampant, followed by a group of panicked men, women and children.
"Girl! Hold it tight! Don't let go! β
"Girl! The cows have slowed down! Hold on a little longer! β
"I can't hold on! Ahh
"Ah Liββ!"
I watched the man be thrown off the cow and plunged straight into the river!
Between the lightning and flint, a vigorous figure crossed - the man's long arm fished out, directly hugged the soft willow waist, and the two fell into the clear river at the same time, causing a large splash!
"Whoa!"
"Ah Liββ!" From the shore came Moya's frantic cries.
Bai Hao: "!!"
Actually drove a scalper to the door!
The boss is wise!
Lan Xiao: "......"
Admit it, these two are a pair of bad fate!
This peach blossom robbery is really exciting!
The next moment, there was another bang, and the two of them emerged from the water at the same time.
"Ahem, cough, ahem..."Gu Li was overly frightened, with a pale face, a pair of eyes shining with light, obviously looking embarrassed, but revealing a frightening beauty.
"Don't be afraid, it's okay..."Leng Hanyuan gently patted Gu Li's back, and led her all the way to the shore, looking at the girl's soaking clothes, her curves were exposed at the moment, and she frowned instantly, and at the same time, the charm in her mind flashed.
didn't give her a chance to react, and directly picked up a dry black T-shirt from the side and put it on her body, "Don't wear too transparent clothes in the future!" β
It's like I didn't wear it...
Gu Li heard this familiar voice and felt this familiar embrace, a lost heart suddenly found its direction, and the whole person slowly eased up and regained the focus in his eyes.
"Ahri! How are you! Mo Ya was obviously frightened, staring at Gu Li's eyes, with a strange emotion in his eyes, "It's okay, it's okay..."
Leng Hanyuan felt that the person in his arms trembled obviously, thinking back to Mo Ya's unusually frightened eyes just now, he suddenly felt that something was not right, but he couldn't say it.
"I'm fine! Don't worry..."Gu Li lowered his voice, gently broke free from Leng Hanyuan's embrace, and hugged Mo Ya falsely, "I'll be fine for a long time!" Don't be afraid! β
"That's goodβ" Mo Ya let out a long breath.
Only then did Gu Li slowly turn around and look at Leng Hanyuan, who looked strange, "Leng Dashao, thank you for saving your life!" β
"How did you survive to be 17?!"
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"If you don't look for something, you still have to look for something!"
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"What's going on this time!"
"Uh~~ That..."Gu Li raised his hand and stroked the soaked bangs on both sides, "What's that... I don't want to it either! In fact! β
"Say! Don't say anything, throw you back into the river to feed the fish! β
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Melon-eating audience: so cruel~~~ so inhuman~~~ so handsome~~~
Gu Li blushed slightly and pulled her voice, "That's it, it's like to experience riding a buffalo!" β
"Experience !! Buffalo Ride" Leng Hanyuan's face was so dark that it was indescribable.
"I saw that they were all fine riding, so I went up and tried it!" Gu Li tried his best to quibble, "Who... Who knows, a cow that was originally fine, as soon as I rode it, I went crazy and ran everywhere!"
"Your own physique is black, don't you know?!" Leng Hanyuan's tone was very unkind, just like a parent teaching a stubborn bear child, "It's not a day or two!" β
Gu Li: "......"
That's true! What the hell!!
Gu Li silently glanced back at the buffalo that was grazing silently not far away, and slandered in his heart: Brother Niu, what kind of grudge do we have, you actually hurt me like this!
"According to Leng Dashao, it's true!" Mo Ya's eyes lit up, as if she had been empowered, "Ah Li, how did you manage to provide Leng Dashao with a chance to save the beauty of a hero every time you meet?" β
The expression is so serious!
Gu Li: "......"
What is the point of your begging face?
Besides, if you ask me, I ask who to go!
Realizing this, Gu Li suddenly had a stirring spirit, and opened his mouth to come, "Why are you here!! β
Leng Hanyuan raised his eyebrows lightly, extremely calm: "Fishing." β
"......" Gu Li silently glanced at Bai Hao, who was evasive, and Lan Xiao, who was calm, and was full of ridicule: "Fishing is still fully armed?" β
Straw hats, straw sandals are also counted! Even Demoika is there! Cosplay is not as dedicated as you guys!
"Ritualistic." Leng Hanyuan noticed the waves in Gu Li's eyes, and added again.
"......" Gu Li was completely speechless at this time, "Ah Qiuββ! β
"Go back to the shower!" Leng Hanyuan frowned, directly took Gu Li's hand and walked in a certain direction, thinking of something, suddenly stopped, pretended to be blank and asked, "Where do you live?" β
Gu Li broke free of his hand without a trace, and looked at Leng Hanyuan with a suspicious expression, "Leng Dashao, I almost thought you had a position on me!" Why, we can meet everywhere?!! β
This question has been buried in her mind for too long! If once or twice is a coincidence, it can't be like this every time! Even if there are resources and relationships that can be found out, it is impossible to be so fast!
"Yes!" Leng Hanyuan suddenly turned pale, and he must have looked at Gu Li uncertainly, "I installed a sense on you." β
βοΌοΌοΌβ Gu Li's mind suddenly had a conspiracy theory plot implanted in a brain chip, "Where are you pretending!" Hurry up and take it! β
Leng Hanyuan slowly raised his hand and pointed to the left atrium in Gu Li's frightened expression, "Here." β
Gu Li: "......"
! Heart-to-heart?!
"I wanted to take it, but someone wouldn't give it."
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A pair of eyes full of stars! Suddenly, I was teased until my legs were weak....
"Aren't all brothers and sisters, twins?" Mo Ya tilted her head, and suddenly said extremely seriously, "Are you brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years!" Oh_my-god !β
All of them:......
This girl's brain circuit is not ordinary!
Leng Hanyuan's affectionate confession was poured such a big basin of cold water in public by his sweetheart's best friend, saying that it was all fake to be able to stay calm!
Gu Li listened to the crackling sound of bone-shattering, a trembling spirit, dragged Mo Ya and ran wildly, "Leng Dashao, goodbye!" The clothes will be returned to you tomorrow! β
"Oops, A-Li! What are you pulling me for! Hand pain! β
"It's better to have a sore hand than to be bruised! Come on! β
In the blink of an eye, a puff of smoke and dust was raised......
Leng Hanyuan: "......"
I finally know what happened to this little fox's occasional brain pumping...
Bai Hao: "......"
This plot reversal is a little unacceptable!
Lan Xiao: "......"
I was choked on my own dog food by sprinkling dog food, and I was also tired......
On the other side, Gu Li, who was dragging Mo Ya all the way, finally returned to the cloud homestay she had booked, and jumped back to the room in embarrassment under the strange eyes of the homestay owner.
With a "bang", the door was shut; With a bang, the curtains closed.
Almost like a kill, Gu Li directly took off the black T-shirt on his body, threw it into the corner angrily, and "touched" it with a bath towel into the bathroom, from beginning to end, without saying a word.
Mo Ya held a glass of water so calmly and silently watched the crazy and awkward girlfriend operate a series of seemingly normal and slightly weird people, "Alas~~ The road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high!" Grandma Ali, if we really can't hide, let's just leave..."
"Shut up!" You could feel the angry flames burning through the door, and after a while, the sound of water was heard inside.
Mo Ya touched her nose, looked at the feathers on the curtains, watched, looked at the sudden sadness, "Come out and have to pay it back sooner or later!" The dog food that was sprinkled at the beginning is now all blown back by the wind, and a lot of cumin powder has been added! ... It's a hard life! β
"Dead duck, howl what!"
"It's okay! So what... Are we going to continue to shift our positions and die at the end of the world?! β
With a bang, the door opened, revealing a colorful face.
"Ah Li, are you calm?" Mo Ya swallowed her saliva and asked in fear.
Gu Li glanced at his eyes, didn't speak, and walked straight to Mo Ya, who was so frightened that he jumped directly onto the bed.
"Ah Li, you have something to say! Don't do it! For the sake of my God's help, forgive me for pulling the buffalo's tail! β
βοΌοΌοΌβ Gu Li's eyes widened, "You mean, that buffalo suddenly went crazy because you touched his ass!" β
"It's not the ass, it's the tail..."
"......" Gu Li almost froze, gritted his teeth and protruded from his mouth, "If it weren't for you staying with me all day long, I would have wondered if you were the undercover agent arranged by that person by my side!" β
"No... No... I'm blatantly matchmaking, huh! β
βοΌοΌοΌβ Gu Li still couldn't hold back, and kicked out with a scud.
"Oops!" Mo Ya hit her face directly into the quilt, and her ass pouted - dogs eat shit!
Gu Li saw that Mo Ya was honest, so he said slowly, "Give me the phone!" β
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"Put away your stupid memes!" Gu Li rolled his eyes, "I suspect that so many chance encounters can't be all coincidences, the most likely thing is that he did something on this mobile phone." β
"Huh? Oh! β
Mo Ya helped take out the phone directly from her bag, and fortunately, when Gu Li was riding a buffalo, she temporarily handed over the phone to Mo Ya for safekeeping, otherwise the 30,000 yuan mobile phone would have to be soaked in water now!
It hurts to think about it!
Gu Li looked at the phone carefully, there was nothing abnormal, and then looked at the app on the phone, the commonly used software did not open any location sharing mode, as for the software that came with it... After checking it, I found that there was a missing map software, but even if she turned off the stealth mode, it didn't appear.
Huh~~ That's weird!!
"Ah Li, do you suspect that he has done anything to this mobile phone?"
"Hmm!"
"Is that settled?"
"I can't find any evidence!"
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Gu Li threw the phone on the bed a little deflated, and began to think about whether to use it to flash the phone and try it?
"Ding", the message came.
Mo Ya stared at the mobile phone, her heart was about to move, but she was sincerely afraid on the surface......
Gu Li rolled his eyes and directly ignored the gossip fire in his girlfriend's eyes, but it was cold for only two minutes, and finally he couldn't bear to pick it up and take a look, and sure enough, it lived up to expectations.
Yuan: [There is a bonfire festival in the small square at the head of the village at 9 o'clock in the evening, do you want to go?] γ
Li: [Don't go! γ
Yuan: [It is said that Murakami's best roast duck chef is there in person, so are you sure you won't go?] γ
Li: [Go!] γ
Yuan: [Smiley!] Waiting for you! γ
Glass: [White eyes!] γ
"......" Mo Ya just looked at her best friend and was abducted by a man after only three or two sentences.
"Look at what I'm doing! I seriously state that I went for the charcoal roast duck in the hands of that master! A certain aunt and grandmother also spoke righteously.
The corners of Mo Ya's mouth twitched, "Yes... It's for a duck..."
Ducks have become the most high-sounding reason for someone to peep at a beautiful woman!
Alas, if you don't say it, who made her so kind?
"Oops, the clothes haven't been washed yet!" After speaking, Gu Li took the black T-shirt and ran into the bathroom happily.
Mo Ya: "......"
A woman's heart, a needle under the sea!
At 9 o'clock in the evening, Gu Li and Mo Ya came to the small square at the head of the village as promised.
The so-called bonfire festival is actually 5 people roasting duck around a fire!
And the chef of the roast duck is also responsible for singing local folk songs!
There is a saying - men really have nothing to do with women, it's really true!
Gu Li and Mo Ya looked at the riotous operation of the 5 people in the small square who were obviously chartered and surrounded by a bunch of idle uncles and aunts, and their faces were already shaking.
"Miss Ali, Miss Moya! Here, here! Bai Hao raised his hand and successfully attracted the attention of all the onlookers to the two girls.
Gu Li Moya held his forehead and covered his face.
"Ah Li, why do I feel so ashamed?"
"Duck, don't doubt it, it's really a shame!"
"Then, if we still can't go, it's still too late to turn around and run!"
Gu Li looked at a pair of cold eyes as bright as stars under the light not far away, hesitated for a while, and finally told himself that in front of the gourmet beauty, it was not a problem to be watched as a monkey!
"Go! It's all coming! How can you give up halfway! β
Mo Ya: "......"
Well, whatever the queen says is what ...
The two finally arrived a little awkwardly.
Leng Hanyuan: "It's coming..."
The voice is surprisingly gentle.
Gu Li: "Hmm..."
The sound is going to be crisp to the bone!
Mo Ya shuddered hard!
Where the hell can't she think about it, she has to come to find abuse! It's naΓ―ve to think that people need to match! Look at the appearance of this concubine, it is obviously very tacit!
But, in the next second, the painting style is wrong:
Leng Hanyuan: "Roast duck, do you want to eat?" β
Gu Li: "Eat!" β
"There's no such thing as a free late-night snack."
"So?!"
"Performing or selling?"
"Damn!"
Mo Ya: "......"
Leng Dashao, you don't play cards according to the routine, it's really... Is... It's so much pleasing to the queen that it's hard not to pay attention to you!
It was cold for almost a minute.
"Ahem... Tease you! Leng Hanyuan's tense handsome face suddenly relaxed, and he smiled evilly, "Sing a song to listen?" β
Gu Li was stunned for a moment, lowered his head, and suddenly fell into an indescribable emotion, "I'm sorry! No! After saying that, he turned around and left, his back was cold and gloomy.
Leng Hanyuan didn't expect Gu Li to react like this, he was surprised for a while, and saw that Gu Li was about to walk 10 meters away, so he reacted, and quickly stepped forward and grabbed her wrist, "I'm sorry, it's my strong man!" β
"Leng Da Shao is too careful, it has nothing to do with you!" is still in a cold tone, and the strength to break free is getting stronger and stronger.
"Hug!" Almost unceremoniously, Leng Hanyuan pulled Gu Li into his arms, a big bear hug.
Gu Li: "......"
The corners of Mo Ya's mouth twitched, and she couldn't stand it anymore: "......"
confirmed that the eyes are ruthless characters who can restrain the queen of her family!
As it turns out, it works!
After all, her thin arms can't twist her thighs, and she doesn't want to be discussed by the onlookers inside and outside......
"Brother and sister, where are you feeding~~Where are you feeding~~..."The roast duck master's singing continued.
Gu Li could afford to hear layer after layer of goosebumps, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he leaned down next to Leng Hanyuan's ear, "Can you let him stop singing!" It's noisy! β
Leng Hanyuan felt a hot current in his ears, his body trembled somewhere, and his eyes looked at Gu Li's eyes very charming, "Okay." β
Then, the roast duck master stopped and stood quietly there roasting charcoal.
5 minutes later.
"It's so fragrant~~" Gu Li felt like he was going to salivate three thousand feet.
"That's it! Let's go! "Cold Abyss coldly issued an eviction order.
Gu Li Moya looked at the fat duck on the iron fork a little confused, and said at the same time: "That's it?!"
"Hahaha..."Bai Hao laughed directly, "Two girls, now we Leng Dashao will serve you!" β
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Leng Hanyuan smiled incomprehensibly, first washed his hands, picked up a small blade and put a few pieces of duck meat in the bowl, and then brought the pancakes, chives, cucumbers and sauce that had been prepared on the side, and then in front of everyone, they were elegantly matched together, rolled out a roll, and finally handed it to the girl, "Little fox, enjoy your face and take a bite?" β
Gu Li was obviously stunned, and took it a little confused, "Thank you." β
"How does it taste?"
"Delicious!"
"Thanks for the compliment!"
"......" Gu Li took the hand of the duck roll for a moment, and looked at Leng Hanyuan with an incredulous expression, "You got the side dishes and sauce?" β
"It's not." The man replied quite sincerely.
Gu Li: "......"
No, you didn't roast this duck, you didn't mix the sauce, you didn't cut the side dishes, where did you get the cheekiness to feel good about yourself and say thank you for the compliment?!
"One?" Leng Hanyuan also brought Mo Ya a roll by the way.
By the way!
Because this tone is not only cold, but after Mo Ya accepted one, he never got the second one, unlike a certain girlfriend next to him - endlessly, oversupply!
But fortunately, in addition to this pair, there are two single dogs who are also tortured by the side.
Maybe it's pity Mo Ya, maybe it's sympathy, anyway, Mo Ya doesn't need to use the knife herself, otherwise, she really has to swear that she won't eat this choking dog food next time!