Chapter 38: What a similar routine, please sober up!
"Hiccup~~" Gu Li unconsciously ate herself, and then burped very unvividly in front of the handsome guy, and shamed her delicate little face into a rose blooming at night.
Gu Li: "......"
The air flow that just burst out of the body is definitely not real!
That hollow echo must have been his delusion!
"Hiccup~~"
Mo Ya squeezed the hand of the duck and didn't move, "......"
Queen, this is not true~~ What should I do, my best friend wants to cry for you!
"Hehehe~~" Leng Hanyuan let out a pleasant chuckle, "Feeding a little fox in a cramming way?" Heh~~ It feels good! ”
The ancient glass robot generally looked up at Leng Hanyuan, and the stiff expression on his face was very funny, "I... Thank you! Hiccup~~"
"Hehe~~ Thank you?" Behind him was the crescent moon with the bright moon, and the man's eyes were full of small glints.
Gu Li was dazzled for a moment, "Thank you for contributing to the road of stopping my girl from losing weight." ”
"Heh~~ Want to lose weight?" After speaking, Leng Hanyuan recalled thoughtfully, "It feels just right, actually..."
"Boom~" A thunderbolt sounded in his head, and Gu Li was already stunned.
Mo Ya, who knew the inside story, licked her fingers extremely sadly and looked at her best friend: Queen, KO~!
"Of course, if you want to lose weight, I can also cooperate with you..."A glimmer of light crossed Leng Hanyuan's eyes, "Do double body exercises together?" It is said that 20 minutes is equivalent to walking 1,000 steps, and I think 10,000 is barely up to the mark, you say, huh? Hehehe..."
"Cold Cold Abyss!!" With an earth-shattering roar, Gu Liluo stood up and turned on the rampage mode.
"Eh~~Ah Li, wait for me~~" Mo Ya stuffed the two slices of duck meat rolls handed over by the two brothers into his mouth, and followed him, "Ah Li... It's not terrible to drive, but it's the most embarrassing to roll over! Don't worry, you still have a lot of opportunities... Eh, slow down! ”
"Hehehe~~~ The little fox is so cute!"
Bai Hao and Lan Xiao silently turned their heads to look at the boss who ate roast duck, obviously, the expressions of the two collapsed at the same time~~
Bai Hao: Boss, are you sure you can catch up with Miss Ali like this?!
Boss: Boss, the sullenness is not terrible, even the cheap ghosts are afraid, the meat jokes collected in the past ten years have broken out in the past few days....
Tsk, this operation is simply ~~~
"Opinions!" Suddenly, a cold and wanton interrogation came, and Leng Hanyuan stared at a face, looking like he wanted to "move his muscles and bones." ”
"Report to the captain, no!"
"Report to the captain, no!"
Two sophistries in unison.
"Hmmm! Clean up. After speaking, Leng Hanyuan patted the ash falling on his long legs, casually folded a long piece of grass from the side of the road, and walked under the moon very comfortably.
“......”
“......”
On the other side, Gu Li, who turned grief and anger into strength and almost walked out of the momentum of flying sand and rocks, looked at the half-quarter moon in the sky, and almost left tears of humiliation.
"Eh, Miss Gu, is Miss Mo back?" The hostess squinted her eyes and smiled very kindly.
Gu Li was directly like a gust of wind, passing by.
“???!!!”
"What's that, hostess... That, my girlfriend was a little stimulated, don't be surprised! Mo Ya gasped and explained, "What, I have to keep an eye on it, go first!" ”
“???!!!” The proprietress looked clouded and muttered to herself, "Nothing will happen, right?" ... Probably not! It's so good-looking, what else can't you think of? After saying that, he hummed a little tune and went upstairs.
Upstairs, Gu Li was already lying on the snow-white bed, like a dying salted fish...
"Alas~~" Mo Ya silently closed the door, looked at the girlfriend lying on the corpse and let out a deep feeling from the depths of his soul: "No wonder you are afraid to avoid Leng Dashao, even your flirting skills at the peak of your peak are not as good as a finger from others..."
“......”
"What's that... Introduce the topic of inheritance every minute, even if your skin is thicker than that of an African elephant, you can't resist such a flirtatious! Gee... What a bar in the joke world..."
"Stop! Now, immediately, immediately, not a word! Guli struggled to sit up and made her stand very seriously.
"Oh~~~ Then I'd better wash and sleep! Queen, you continue to suffer... So what, listen to the recipe? ”
“......”
Depend on!
Whenever Gu Li can't sleep at night, listening to the recipe is the most effective way, but now she is teased by her girlfriend like this, no matter how thick her skin is, she can't hang up, and when she is thinking about how to deceive herself, suddenly, "Ding~~", a WeChat came.
Yuan: [Little fox, let's play together tomorrow?] 】
The corners of Gu Li's mouth twitched, and his skull hurt...
"This Leng Da Shao is really not an ordinary man! How did he manage to make you vomit blood so angry that he could invite you to play with you so justifiably? Just... Simply..."
"It's sick!" Gu Li hated itchy, and replied directly:
Li: [No! Get lost! 】
Yuan: [Eat people with a soft mouth, take people with short hands!] Coupled with the rescue in the afternoon, you rejected me so much, won't your conscience hurt? 】
Li: [It doesn't hurt!] Very good! Good bye! 】
Yuan: [The little fox is really ungrateful~~]
Li: [What!! Aunt Ben is wolf-hearted, hard-hearted, and shameless, what's the !! 】
Yuan: [It's not good, it's just my dish.] 】
Glass: [......]
Mo Ya rubbed behind Gu Li, and watched the two of them flirting and scolding each other, talking about love, and their hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were hurting!
"Ah Li, the home-cooked recipes can't satisfy you anymore! You need the "Chinese Food Classic"..."
Otherwise, I'm really afraid that your blood vessels won't be able to hold up one day!
"Nan no Amitabha, Biluo jackfruit..."Gu Li, who was stimulated by his best friend on the spot, directly recited a spell without any rules.
Moya: "......."
Don't be stupid, kid!
Obviously, you are not the Buddha; You're the monkey who can't escape the Five Fingers Mountain!
Alas~~ It is destined to be a torturous night.
The next morning.
"Ah——!h Gu Li's scream woke up Mo Ya again.
"Ah Li, the corpse in the early morning!" Mo Ya, who has always had a good temper, was so angry that she got up for the first time!
The main reason is that last night's tight spell of a girlfriend was terrible! I was stunned and didn't fall asleep for a long time. It's hard to get a good night's sleep, and I'm awakened inexplicably, and it's weird that it's not hot.
Gu Li was still shocked, and muttered and complained: "Grandma is a bear, and she can't even dream in peace!" ”
Mo Ya's eyelashes trembled, she understood, and ruthlessly made up for it: "I think about it every day, and I dream about it at night." Ahri, admit it! ”
Gu Li: "......"
Aren't you usually deaf when you wake up, why are you so sensitive now?
Hey, what does this smell like! It smells so good!
"Ducks! Do you smell anything, well, it seems to be braised pork trotters, yellow stewed chicken, and sauerkraut fish! And..."
"And braised beef brisket, roasted whole lamb, cola chicken wings..."Mo Ya added with a yawn, "Let me sleep a little longer, and get up again to forage for food later..."
Gu Li looked at the time, it was already 10 o'clock in the morning, no wonder the taste buds were shaking!
"No! Hurry up! If you pass this village, there will be no more of this shop! Saying that, Gu Li followed the direction where the smell came from, and directly opened the window on the side, it's okay if it doesn't open, as soon as it opens, the whole taste bud will explode!
I saw that the restaurant behind the B&B was full of several delicacies with color and flavor; And chickens, ducks, fish, meat, geese, cattle and sheep are all there!
Just looking at it from a distance makes people so excited!
"Dead duck! Why sleep for a long time before you die, you must sleep forever after you die! Get up! As he spoke, he walked over and lifted the quilt on Mo Ya's body, revealing the pitiful caterpillar girl curled up inside, "Walk by, don't miss it, you give the queen and me a little bit to slip up!" ”
Mo Ya slowly raised her head and glanced at her best friend with great grievance, "Ah Li, this is such a similar routine, please sober up!" ”
Gu Li: "......"
Gu Li, who was still enthusiastic just now, was pulled back to the cruel reality by her girlfriend in the next second!
But she thought about it, and still planned to struggle, "Maybe it's just a banquet in the village?" Yes, it must be! Hurry up! Get up and eat!! After saying that, a piece of clothing flew to Mo Ya's head with unmistakable accuracy.
With a "bump", Gu Li went into the bathroom to change his clothes.
Mo Ya got up with a helpless face, touched the bruises under her eyes, and pursed her lips, "Now that you're so arrogant, I'll see how Leng Dashao cleans you up in a while..."
"What do you say? Be louder, I can't hear you! Gu Li rinsed her mouth and asked vaguely, the sound of the water flowing from the faucet was a little loud, and she really didn't hear it clearly just now.
Mo Ya was stunned for a moment, and reacted, "It's nothing!" Say that you are loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars burst tires! Today is another beautiful day to amaze passers-by! ”
Gu Li's hands paused, slowly stretched out his head, looked at Mo Ya who was slowly tidying up his appearance, frowned, and said very seriously: "Duck, did I tell you that when you scold people behind your back, you often like to praise people in person?" The more fierce the scolding behind his back, the more ruthless he praised in person?! ”
Mo Ya: "......"
Well, this time she confessed!
10 minutes later, the two appeared at the door of the B&B in cool clothes, and just wanted to step out, they bumped into an acquaintance head-on.
"What a coincidence~" Leng Hanyuan looked at the two girls in front of him without blushing and heartbeat, "There is a food banquet in front, together?" ”
Gu Li: "......"
Obviously, the brain was refusing, but the long legs still followed silently!
Mo Ya: "......"
Alas~ I knew it would be like this!!
It's another day of trafficking!