"Xiaoli, are you here? Don't tell me you're not here yet, believe it or not I'm scratching you? ”

Life is like this, and there will always be some hiccups that run out in what should be a serious atmosphere that makes people overwhelmed.

The environment is very quiet, and Song Mink's words are also very loud. I looked at the strange eyes of several people, and after a pause, I said weakly to Song Mink on the other side of the phone: "I'm already here, what's the matter?" ”

"One hundred and sixty-eight Tongxin Road, call me when you arrive, don't come...... Hum. ”

Song Mink hung up after speaking, and didn't give me time to react.

Lao Cai looked at me in astonishment, and the sloppy old man also looked at me, and in the end, even my grandfather raised his head to look at me.

Among the three people, only Lao Cai knew Song Mink, and the other two didn't know. Their complicated eyes seemed to think I was talking about a girlfriend. I really don't know how to explain this ....... Holding the phone half-ringing and not putting it down, looking at the sloppy old man, looking at Lao Cai, and then at my grandfather, I finally lowered my head.

"Ahem...... why don't you go for a trip?"

The scruffy old man spoke.

……。

I don't know what the hell Song Mink is doing, but sitting and waiting for death seems a bit unrealistic, because no one knows when I will die, unlike in the movie, when I close my eyes just after I finish my last words. Moreover, I still want to see Song Mink for the last time in my heart.

So I went, No. 168 on Tongxin Road, followed by Lao Cai and the sloppy old man, as well as my grandfather.

The sloppy old man said that they would not disturb me, just watch from a distance, and everyone pretended not to know each other.

I know they just don't worry about me, and on this special day, they still don't want to let go of the last chance, what if they can save me?

I knew what they were thinking, so I didn't say no, and I couldn't say no.

It was a KTV, and the decoration of the exterior wall flashed red, green, and green lights. Did Song Mink ask me to come out and sing? Really.

When I arrived at the place, I took out my mobile phone and called Song Mink and told her that I had arrived at the place. Song Mink said let me go upstairs by myself, the 8803 private room on the third floor.

According to the room number given by Song Mink, I took the elevator to the third floor and found room 8803. My grandfather and the three of them stood in the aisle, pretending not to know me, as the sloppy old man said.

I pushed open the glass door, the light inside was dim, but the room was not big, so I could still see everything. The music video was playing automatically on the two monitors, but there was no sound, there were a few fruit bowls on the table, and there was nothing else, it was empty.

Suddenly, Song Mink appeared behind me, and I turned around and saw her holding a big box of cakes, smiling at me and saying, "Happy birthday...... ”

I finally understood what the hell Song Mink was doing, she just wanted to celebrate my birthday.

I don't know how Song Mink knew my birthday, but it was the first time that someone remembered my birthday and carefully prepared a surprise for me.

I was suddenly a little moved, looked at the cake in Song Mink's hand, and then looked at Song Mink, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Surprised, surprised?"

Song Mink looked at my stunned appearance, pulled me into the private room and sat down, and asked me with a smile.

I looked at her, my nose was a little sour, and finally nodded vigorously and said to her, "Thank you......." ”

It's my first birthday, right? It seems like yes. This is also my first time in KTV, right? It seems to be so.

So I was very cramped, unlike Song Mink's bold singing, when she asked me what I liked to sing, I always smiled and shook my head, telling her that I couldn't sing anything.

Wine is indeed a good thing, and Song Mink seems to know this. So after she tried to pour me a few bottles of beer, I also became unscrupulous, although the five notes were incomplete, but this did not affect me to sing terrible songs regardless of my image.

I sang a lot, although the song that came out of my mouth could no longer be called singing, but should be called howling. I also drank a lot of wine, and in the end I completely forgot about my grandfather and a few of them were still waiting for me outside. So when they couldn't help but push the door in, I was still in a state of bewilderment.

In the end, he simply introduced them to each other with a big tongue. Song Mink's face changed quickly, and she obviously changed all of a sudden when she knew that my grandfather was also there, just like when she first went to my house to see my parents. Became a shy and obedient girl.

……。

Maybe it was because I drank too much, I had a crazy night that night, and Lao Cai told me that he had never seen me change from sullen to bright. There is a saying that is true, when a sullen man becomes a bright man, that is really unprecedented.

I don't know how sassy I am when I become Mingsao, anyway, after listening to his words, I seem to be holding his pig's head face and kissing it.

A few other people finally let go under the influence of my, and the beer in the private room was served again and again, and I don't remember how much I drank. Even my grandfather and Lao Cai's master and the two old men drank too much in the end, and the sloppy old man sang "A Big River with Wide Waves", which was indeed very wavery.

In the end, it seemed that Lao Cai was addicted to smoking, he took out the cigarette and lit it, and handed me another one, I was already unscrupulous, so I naturally took it and smoked it.

The five people in the private room said that Song Mink and the sloppy old man didn't smoke, Song Mink could understand, the sloppy old man didn't smoke, it wouldn't be like talking, Lao Cai stumbled all the way to the sloppy old man, took out a cigarette and handed it to him, and said, "It's still ...... Isn't it...... Brothers, if you are a brother...... Just give me ....... ”

I don't know if this sloppy old man will pick up this cigarette, because I am already drunk and unconscious.

When I became conscious again, I just felt very uncomfortable, I wanted to vomit, but I didn't even have the strength to vomit. My head hurts, my throat hurts. My mind was beating like a drum, thumping and ......thumping, and with each beat of the drum, my head hurt as if I had been hit by something.

I was thinking, I don't seem to be dead. But when I struggled to sit up, I found that I couldn't control my body. Am I already dead?

yes, isn't twenty years old my calamity? I won't live to be twenty years old, so I'd be dead.

But obviously nothing happened, even if it was death, there should be a process! Hit by a car? Hit by a sudden piece of iron? ......, just like in "The Grim Reaper is Coming", the second my catastrophe came, I created some accidents like a serial plan.

But I just drank a little wine and sang nursery rhymes. Of course, singing doesn't sing about the dead, is it drinking to death?

I suddenly thought sadly, am I really the first Mr. Yin and Yang in the world who was arranged by fate to drink and die? That's too shameless! What if I went to the underworld and met a judge or other colleagues and asked me how I died? If I tell people that I drank to death, I guess I'll be laughed at to death.

This stupid fate, even if you want me to die, you have to give me a decent way to die. What does it mean to play like this? I thought bitterly.

At that moment, I felt like I had been fed something. Well, it seems to be a little sweet. Is this Meng Po soup? But your uncle, I haven't seen anything, and it shouldn't be like this after I die, right? At least I have to show me what the head of the prefecture looks like, and I haven't passed the first seven yet, I want to go back and see, and I'm unwilling to let me be reincarnated so inexplicably.

So I kept swinging my arms in the dark, trying to knock out the things in my mouth, and the Meng Po soup that had been fed to my mouth also subconsciously spit out. It was as if I had been caught, and now I struggled even more, swinging my head desperately, moving my hands and feet together.

It seemed that I could see something, and it seemed that a light had shone into my eyes, and I could finally see some of the scene in front of me vaguely, but I was stunned, because what I saw was Song Mink holding a cup and feeding me water.

……。

There will always be a lot of accidents in life, some accidents are called accidents, and some accidents should be called surprises.

It was indeed a surprise that I did not die, and I successfully broke the curse of not living to be twenty years old.

It's just that the surprise was so shocking that I didn't know whether to believe it or not.

I asked Song Mink where my grandfather and the others were.

Song Mink looked at me with some resentment, blaming me for drinking so much wine, but I couldn't persuade me. Then he told me that a few of them were unconscious and were resting next door.

I realized that I was in an unfamiliar environment, lying on an unfamiliar bed. After asking Song Mink, I found out that this was a hotel. After we got drunk last night, she asked the waitress at KTV to help us and sent us to a nearby hotel to rest.

At noon my grandfather and the sloppy old man came, and their steps seemed to be in a hurry, and when they saw me lying quietly on the bed, they looked at each other, and then we hurried back to the sloppy old man's shop.

Song Mink wasn't there, she went out to buy food, so she was naturally ignored, if Lao Cai hadn't just gotten up, he would have been forgotten in this hotel.

I knew why my grandfather and the sloppy old man were in such a hurry, so I was very cooperative, because not only them, but also I was very confused. So after I got in the taxi, I took out my mobile phone to call Song Mink, but unfortunately no one answered, I should not have brought my mobile phone, so I sent her a message, telling her that we have something urgent to leave quickly, and I will go to her again in the afternoon.

After getting out of the taxi, the sloppy old man couldn't wait to rush into the shop, took out his notebook and began to calculate. From time to time, my grandfather glanced at the scruffy old man who was making calculations, and then at me. He was undoubtedly very puzzled and surprised at the same time. So when he looked at me, his eyes were more happy and joyful.

Compared to the complex and diverse emotions in his eyes, I was still a little confused, and I couldn't believe that all this was real, because it was so dreamy. Could it be that the sloppy old man was wrong from the beginning, and my uncle didn't have any deficiencies in the five elements at all? If that's the case, I'll probably be tempted to strangle him when he's done the calculations, right?