Speaking of which, I have to use the words "someday" to continue the book.

It is said that after a night of self-study, a few bored people began to gossip and talk about beautiful women.

At the beginning, the topics were all about who was beautiful in such and such a class, and who in such and such a class was in love with someone in our class.

But as we chatted, we got to the grove behind the school building, which is known as a dating mecca.

In this regard, Sun is the same kid who has the most right to speak, because this kid is the only one of the five people in our dormitory who has a girlfriend.

I heard that they have been together since the third year of junior high school, and after the high school entrance examination, the two of them were admitted to the county experimental middle school at the same time, which is the high school I am studying in now. Although they are not in the same class, the relationship between the two is getting better and better, and when they have time, they both go to the dating holy land grove behind the teaching building to talk about life and ideals.

But one day something strange happened.

It's about the two of them dating in the grove as usual after evening self-study that day, probably because the weather was bad that day, not to mention the moon in the sky, and even the stars couldn't be seen, so there were not many couples in the grove, it can be said that in addition to Sun Yiyang and his girlfriend, there was only a couple in the small pavilion not far away hugging each other and whispering.

Sun Yiyang didn't care about it at that time, but when he looked at it, he found that something was wrong, because even if it was relatively dark and he couldn't see the true face of the couple clearly, the man's figure looked like an adult, and he was especially like the director of education in the school, because the director of education had a physique of more than 200 pounds and really couldn't find a second one in the school.

Sun Yiyang was surprised and suddenly thought about it, so he asked his girlfriend to wait for him in the same place, and he quietly touched the direction of the small pavilion.

Sun Yiyang, the wife of the teaching director, saw it, so she opened a bookstore at the entrance of the school, and took advantage of her husband's relationship in the school to make a lot of money.

But that's not the point, the point is that the teaching director's wife's physique is definitely the same as the teaching director. So as long as you are not blind, you can see that the woman that the teaching director is holding is definitely not his wife.

Sun Yiyang originally planned to quietly walk over to see it clearly, and then make some movement, pretending to pass by. In this way, the dean of education can know that he has been caught, and his life at school will be a little better in the future, because everyone knows that the fat man of the dean of teaching knows that he doesn't do anything all day long, and he likes to find fault and catch and bite whom.

So according to the plan, Sun Yiyang quietly touched the front of the pavilion, and then stood up and swaggered over. When he walked outside the pavilion, he raised his right hand to cover his mouth and coughed heavily, but what surprised people was that neither of them birded him.

Sun Yiyang was not happy, coughed a few more times, and stomped his feet at the same time.

After this series of actions, the two people hugging each other finally had some movement.

The dean of education still didn't move, but the woman slowly raised her head.

The woman had kept her head down before, and her hair was a little long, so Sun Yiyang couldn't see what she looked like at all, and she was also a little curious in her heart.

So as soon as he saw that the woman was raising her head, Sun Yiyang's eyes kept staring at her.

But when Sun Yiyang saw that face, he was half frightened on the spot, and couldn't help shouting "Mom", and then pulled his girlfriend away with a cigarette. After that, until now, Sun Yiyang didn't dare to go to that grove again, and he didn't dare to say what happened to him when his girlfriend asked him.

According to Sun Yiyang, what he saw at that time was a face as white as paper, without a trace of blood. And that face is clearly Zhang Yanli in the third year of high school.

When it comes to Zhang Yanli, who is in her third year of high school, I am afraid that there is no one in the whole school who does not know her, because just a month ago she died in the grove behind the teaching building, which is known to everyone as the holy place of dating, and hanged herself.

At that time, the news was very popular. In order to ask for an explanation, her parents and relatives also carried Zhang Yanli's body to the school playground with the coffin.

At that time, what impressed me the most was that as soon as I entered the school, I could see the huge posthumous photo above the school gate.

Later, I didn't know how to solve this matter, anyway, Zhang Yanli's parents went back, and this matter was slowly forgotten by everyone.

When Sun Yiyang finished speaking, several people in the dormitory didn't believe it, and shouted that if there were really ghosts in this world, they must see it for themselves.

As you can imagine, if this happens to you, you will definitely not believe it.

Then a few people discussed, it was better to choose a day than to hit the day, and they said they would go.

Sun Yiyang didn't dare to go anymore after being killed, so a few of us slipped away according to the location Sun Yiyang said, but not to mention the small pavilion, we turned the entire grove around, and there was not even a ghost.

Several people went back to the dormitory stupidly, and took turns to educate Sun Yiyang before going to bed.

But I am the only one who thinks that what Sun Yiyang said is true, because as soon as I entered that forest, I always had a feeling of being watched by, and there was also an obvious yin qi.

But I'm not going to tell them, first, they won't necessarily believe it, and I'll be the one who will be educated at that time, and second: isn't it written like this in novels and movies, and the protagonist should be low-key and mysterious.

After making sure that there was something strange about the forest, I was so excited that I almost didn't sleep all night.

It's finally time for me to show my skills.,The only regret is that the female ghost is not entangled by a young beauty.,Even if it's a long one.,It's okay.,His uncle.,It's really blind to what kind of teaching director.,A good hero saves the beauty.、The drama of a beautiful woman with a personal promise is ruined like this.。

But fortunately, adhering to the principle that righteous people should subdue demons and eliminate demons, I still decided to save the life of the dead fat man of the teaching director.

Of course, that's just a spectacle. The most important thing is to see what a ghost is, and it's not in vain that I've learned so many years of side tricks.

So a shocking plan for a heavenly god soldier to fight demons and evil was determined in excitement and excitement. As for the nervousness? There's really no such thing.

But when it comes to it, I still have to go back to the previous sentence: I used to think that I was more than a cow, but in the end I found out that my uncle actually lost the cow.

Once I was sure that there were indeed oddities in the grove, I took the time to prepare everything.

Cinnabar, yellow paper, brushes, incense, these are all things that must be used, so they can't be less, as for the others, at that time, I only knew some spells, and I didn't think about anything else, so I wanted to take the yellow charm, chant the mantra, and do it with the girl.

But what I didn't expect was that these things were not easy to buy, and I ran all over the school to buy them in many places, and finally found a small shop in the old county, although the place was broken, and the store was not big enough, but I had everything I needed.

It's a pity that it's a little expensive, I thought it wouldn't cost a few dollars, but I took this set of things, and there were a total of nine yuan and five left.

Then I thought about how I had to eat something to celebrate my success before I left, so I bought a few packs of spicy noodles. As a result, there are only five dollars left on him.

Since that day, I have summed up a truth: those lone heroes who walk the rivers and lakes in the TV series are all deceiving children, if you want to be such a hero, the first thing you need to have is not strong martial arts, but money to ensure that you will not be starved to death.

Of course, this is all nonsense, so let's not list it for the time being.

When I got back to school, I took the time to make weapons, which were just rune paper. That's what I thought at first, but when it came time to actually make it, I realized that rune paper is not something that can be made if you want to.

So the end result was that I used up all the materials before I managed to get an eye-opening talisman, three exorcism talismans, and a five-thunder talisman. Ninety-nine percent of the hundreds of dollars went into the trash, and it hurt me to think about it.

At that time, I thought that although I only had this equipment, it should be no problem to deal with a mere imp. Maybe you only need to go up and greet the five thunder talismans with the best pen, and call it a day directly.

With such an idea, I chose a dark and windy night for a month, and I didn't even go back to the dormitory for self-study at night, so I went directly into the grove with my bags of spicy noodles.

Fortunately, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and there was no one in the grove, so I sat in the small pavilion and waited while eating, but I was also comfortable.

It's a pity that the spicy strips, which are only four dollars and five cents in total, can't stand the toss, and it didn't take long for me to sweep them away. Out of boredom, I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was eleven thirty-five.

Seriously, a person sits in a forest in the middle of the night, and you know that there are ghosts in this forest, are you afraid? If you say that you are not afraid, no one will believe it. But I didn't really feel scared at all, the only thing I had was boredom.

Uncle Zhen was so bored that he knew that I had bought spicy noodles even with the only five yuan left in my pocket.

After a while, I felt like I couldn't wait, and I couldn't wait for my eyelids to fight. Several times I wanted to go back to the dorm to sleep. But then I think about it, it's a pity to spend so much money and energy and waste it so much.

Looking at the few pieces of rune paper lying in my hand, I pulled out the eye-opening talisman. It's not a way to wait so boringly, it's better to open your eyes and take a look first, maybe I'm waiting for something to peek at somewhere, it's not necessarily right.

He pinched his sword fingers and recited the incantation. Watching the yellow rune paper quickly burn into a handful of paper ashes, I knew that I had succeeded in opening my eyes. With a joy in his heart, he hurriedly swept around. Uncle, not even a fart.

sat back and leaned on the pillar of the pavilion, maybe a little sleepy, leaning on it and actually falling asleep.

I don't know how long I slept until I was woken up by a cool breeze.

And when I woke up, my only mental activity was excitement, and I was so excited.

Because there was a man standing in front of me, no, I should say there was a ghost.

It had its back to me, wearing a white casual shirt on its upper body, a pair of light blue skinny jeans on its lower body, and a pair of white sneakers on its heels. It's no wonder, after all, it's a student, and it's too fancy to dress up like something.

"You waited for me here? You can see me, right?"

It spoke, and it sounded good. But I was full of excitement and full of demons and demons in my head, hugging left and right across the city, thinking about which awesome words to say to set off my tallness, where could I hear so much.

It's a pity that reality is reality after all, where can it compare to the lines in movies and TV series, one routine after another.

At such a critical moment, I was actually stuck. It took a long time to hold back a sentence: "Demon, where to go"

I regretted it after saying that, really. Such a peerless opportunity to pretend to be B made me act in Journey to the West.

But that's not the point, the point is that just after I finished shouting, I felt the temperature around me drop by several degrees all at once.

And the innocent girl opposite me seemed to have suddenly changed into a person, her long black hair fluttered without wind, and her voice became sharp and harsh.

"He invited you to deal with me? I'll kill you."

The shrill sound suddenly reached my ears, and my brain was clouded. And I'm still immersed in the frustration of saying the wrong line just now.

Everything happened so fast, I didn't expect this female ghost to even give me a chance to pretend to be a match, and I wanted to say the lines again.

At worst, it shouldn't have done it so quickly, at least say a few more words, right?

Of course, even though I'm writing so much now, I really didn't have that much time at that time.

After hearing the roar of the female ghost, before I could react, there was another snap, like a thunderclap exploded in my ears. Then I felt as if I had been hit head-on by a sledgehammer on my right cheek, and the terrifying force knocked me out of the pavilion.

I was confused, completely confused. The right side of his face is hot and painful, his tongue is topped, and a few teeth are loose.

After rolling a few laps on the grass, I quickly rolled over and stood up. Before I could react, I saw a phantom, as if teleporting, suddenly coming to me.

Fortunately, this time I had experience, and no matter what the woman did, I hurriedly bent over.

Fortunately, I bet right, and that little girl is really a big-eared scraper.

Taking a few steps back, taking advantage of the little girl's stunned thoughts, I hurriedly raised the five thunder talisman in my hand and recited the spell, fortunately, I was ready to use the ultimate move as soon as I came up, so I kept holding this most powerful equipment in my hand.

Lei Zu Holy Emperor, Tiancao in the distance.

In charge of the god general, Deng Xin Zhang Tao.

It can warn all evils and not forgive demons.

The thunder shook and the catastrophe was wiped out.

I am under the edict of the ancestors of the Three Qing Daoists.

As the spell ended, a thunderclap rang out in the sky, not much louder than my fart, but it had its effect.

As the thunder sounded, I saw a blue thunderbolt not much bigger than wool slashing straight down from the top of the little girl's head.

As my biggest reliance on the five thunder talismans really lived up to expectations, after this blow down, the little ladies suddenly let out a miserable scream.

It's a pity that this blow didn't kill it, which was also unexpected.

The little girl who was seriously injured by the five thunder charms trembled as if she had polio, and at the same time, she stared at me fiercely with her dead fish eyes that were about to emerge, and my bladder almost shook out.

Fortunately, there were still exorcism charms in my pocket, so I quickly took out all the exorcism charms in my pocket, and hurriedly recited the incantation in line with the socialist principle of taking advantage of her illness to kill her.

But what makes me want to scold my mother is that I haven't started to pronounce the spell yet, and the little girl disappeared all of a sudden, just like the TV signal is not good, and it turned into a snowflake after a few pictures faintly.

What's going on, I'm confused again.

It wasn't until a pain in my abdomen that I knew that his uncle's eye-opening charm had worked.

What can I do about this, the exorcism charm is not a big killing weapon like the five thunder charms, where can I hit if I can't see the target?

Enduring the pain, I rolled over and got up from the ground again, and I didn't care if the wolf was embarrassed and turned around and ran, and at the same time kept reciting the spell of the exorcism talisman in my mouth, I don't know how many times I recited it, anyway, the talisman paper in my hand was all gone.

Speaking of this, some officials may be tempted to ask: Isn't this the style that the protagonist should have, shouldn't the protagonists be fearless and outwitted against strong enemies?

I'm sorry, the one you're talking about isn't life, in your own life, you're the protagonist, may I ask if it were you, what would you do, and suddenly comprehend a trick to destroy her? Pull it down. When life is threatened, everyone loses their original judgment, and I am no exception.

And the result of this is also obvious, not a single exorcist charm has played their part as it should.

The next thing is as I said before, I was lucky enough to pick up a small life thanks to an early rooster......