Chapter 5 Roommates

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Drawing talismans and using talismans is a very energy-consuming and physically demanding thing, especially my current cultivation is already very weak, especially the production and use requirements of eye-opening talismans are very low, but the talisman paper that consumes a lot of physical energy I just used it once last night.

So when the Buddhas in the dormitory came back to wake me up, I still had dark circles under my eyes and my whole body ached.

There were five people in our dormitory, and it was supposed to be a bed for eight people, but because of the number of people, there were only five people. Now that they've been in my life, I thought I'd give them a name and introduce them to each of them. After all, acquaintance is fate.

First of all, let's talk about the previously mentioned Sun Yiyang, what does this kid look like? It's okay, tall and thin, wearing a small glasses, like to push the frame before speaking, it looks unfathomable, I still think Sven is Wen Wen at a glance, but I have been with him for a few months, and I can only describe him in four words: Sven scum.

I obviously have a girlfriend, and when I fall asleep, I still think about my Diao Chan sister, uncle. Originally, I didn't forget to take his girlfriend to run with this kid in distress, and I wanted to say good things to him. But the first thing this kid said when he woke me up was, 'Xiaoli, it's not a shame to wet the bed, I also wet the bed when I was three years old'.

Think about it or forget it.

What it's like to have a group of roommates who you didn't negotiate and didn't have a lower limit, like I am now. Originally, Sun Yiyang's sentence of 'good words to comfort my wounded soul' had made my situation worse, Cao Liliang came to look at me a few times, and after seeing my dark circles, he came again: "Li, little masturbation, pay attention to your body"

Seriously, at this moment, I really have the urge to go berserk, but seeing Cao Liliang's one-meter-eighty-six physique, I couldn't resist the punch-sized punch I was about to swing.

Speaking of this, Cao Liliang is much more interesting, not to mention that this kid is tall, and his physique is also very burly, as far as his peers are concerned, there is really no second one in the school.

The key is that this kid is a violent temper, and he almost got into trouble with the old class on the first day of school, and it really makes people laugh bitterly when he talks about the reason: just because when he was named, this kid didn't say that the old class scolded him.

Later, I found out that I was in trouble in the same dormitory with him, what should I call him? Calling his full name is looking for a beating, calling his name is also looking for a beating, calling him a single name? … Damn, my mother is gentle.

Later, fortunately, I was in a hurry, and when I called him, I called Brother Cao, not to mention, it worked, this kid was very useful, and then the whole dormitory followed me and called him that.

The third: Liu Yuepo.

I found that these bastards seemed to wake me up after they had discussed it, but after Brother Cao 'comforted' me, this kid came up and touched my face again, and said seriously: "Xiaoli, I really can't help but tell my brother, brother still has some private goods here, go back to the dormitory early in the middle of the night, some things will be solved in the dormitory, my brothers won't laugh at you, don't do some squatting and voyeurism, now I'm beaten, tsk"

It seems that this kid knows about me going to the grove, his uncle, he thinks Lao Tzu is so obscene, yes, he has endured so much, and it's not bad, what do you have to say, all the masters are catched, as the so-called: he is strong by him, the breeze blows the hills, he is horizontal by him, and the bright moon shines on the river.

But I really couldn't do it without saying a word, so I also learned his tone and said in a weird tone: "Belly, then thank you."

Sure enough, the kid stopped talking.

Speaking of Liu Yuepo, the origin of this kid's nickname also has a very funny process. I remember that not long after the start of school, when the old class asked the whole class to vote for the class cadres, they said that they would vote on a small slip of paper, and whoever they wanted to be the class leader would write their names on a small slip of paper and hand them in, and finally count, and whoever got the most votes would be elected.

Liu Yuepo voted for herself, but she didn't know what to do, and when the old class read the vote, it became Liu's belly. It turned out that this kid wrote a little deformed when he wrote his name, and the first half of the word 'month' and the word 'slope' formed a 'belly', but didn't it become Liu's belly?

Alas, when it comes to the names of Cao Liliang and Liu Yuepo, I am also heartbroken, what is this.

Fortunately, in the end, Ouyang Chen's name was quite normal, and it was a rich and handsome name when he heard it, but his uncle looked so good, he didn't know how to describe it.

I wonder if the earth has been safe and stable for so many years is half of the credit of this kid, and the crater with a full face has to be overturned by driving a tractor. The eyes are small, it is estimated that it is because of being hit by meteorites too much, natural selection, survival of the fittest, and the result of evolution in order to protect the weaker parts.

The bridge of the nose is a little too much, the eyebrows are also few, and the mouth is still like a dung scoop.

Anyway, the combination of these facial features is so obscene.

It's as if the word obscene is crumpled and embedded on the face, when you don't laugh, it's very obscene, and when you laugh, it's very obscene.

In Brother Cao's words: It's really blind to such a good name.

All the words that could be said were finished by the first three people, and when it was Ouyang Chen's turn, this kid urinated again. Stretched out his short fat hand high and obliquely compared to his one-meter-four-five chest from the top of my head, sighed and said: "Li, try to grow taller, only my brother's chest is high."

Depend on......

As mentioned above, I was born in a small mountain village at the junction of Yunnan and Guizhou provinces, 100 kilometers away from the county seat, and my high school study tasks were heavy, and I was forcibly recruited even on Saturdays, so it was a luxury for me to go home. That's why I'm still in the school dorm on weekends.

But the four of them are different, their families are in the villages around the county, and although it is not easy to go home, it is not difficult to go home once a week.

The break was always short, and the four of them came back, indicating that it was time for class again.

To put it bluntly, people who don't like to study feel as heavy as going to the grave in class, like me.

Sunday evening self-study is the old class, this is the unchanging rule. If you're lucky, sit in the classroom and doze off secretly at ten o'clock, but if you're unlucky, a stack of test papers can smash you half to death.

Luckily, this Sunday's evening self-study was undoubtedly lucky, because the old class didn't come. According to the style of the old class in the past, as long as he didn't arrive when the class bell rang, it meant that there was no arrangement tonight.

Although it was a little boring to sit, it was undoubtedly happy compared to the mathematical formulas on the test paper that hurt your brain.

Besides, there is a little sable cicada sitting next to me, dozing off with beautiful women, and it is comfortable to think about it.

Just like at this moment, the various voices in the classroom are as noisy as the vegetable market, but I just quietly admire my little sable cicada, although with my sullen personality can only sneak a few glances from time to time, but it is also extremely happy, right.

Xiao Diao's full name is Song Mink, and he is not very tall. The face is a typical melon seed face, very white and tender, like a shelled egg, and a little baby fat, which makes people want to go up and pinch it.

Too many adjectives to describe, the only one I can use: pretty, really pretty. With a high ponytail on his head, he looks lively and simple.

I don't know, I thought it was a soft-sounded, soft-bodied, and easy-to-push little Lori. But only I know that this is an aunt who can't be messed with.

For example, now, she who was engrossed in drawing anime girls on a piece of white rice paper seemed to notice that I was peeking at her, so she looked up at me and asked with a bright smile and gentleness, "Brother, have you seen enough?" ”

I was about to answer no when I felt a fragrant breeze hit me, and her little hand was already around my neck.

It's just that the imaginary claw didn't fall, I turned my head weakly to look over, only to see her looking at me coldly, and said in a weird way: "Ouch, hey, which beauty was beaten by this beauty, it was too light, why don't you beat it harder." ”

Then the claw that didn't fall in the imagination fell.

Originally, there were five finger prints on his face, which were slapped by the little girl last night, and four more blood marks were added to his neck.

It's so ruthless, it's all bleeding. Although she had been scratched before, this time it was ruthless.

Anyway, the clay man still has three points of anger, of course I can't stand it, it's just a human being, it's urine. I couldn't say a word when I pointed at her, 'You, you, you' for a long time. Spanking a woman? Joke. Hit such a pretty, cute girl? .

"You, you, you belong to a cat, you tickle people at every turn" 'You' for a long time, and the momentum of her staring was weakened before holding back such an innocuous sentence.

"I'm a cat, what can you do?"

After hitting me back, she snorted fiercely, and stopped ignoring me.

Heh, it's okay to beat me. But I can't scratch it back, alas, no wonder the sage Confucius said that "only villains and women are difficult to raise", even Confucius said so, what can I do.

I lost, I can't help it, it's a matter of character. I didn't bring any paper, so I could only wipe the blood from my neck with my hands, and then pull the collar to cover the wound.

But this time it was really ruthless, and it didn't take long for the blood to come out again, as if it was stained with the collar. I had to borrow paper from a few girls sitting next to me, but they all said they didn't.

Damn, I don't even bring paper, I'm embarrassed to say it's a girl, it's a shame for a girl. I secretly whispered a few words in my heart.

Yes, if you can't borrow paper, you wipe it with your collar, and it's a big deal to go back and wash your clothes, and then you think about it, isn't it just a little blood on your collar? When did I become so clean, what to wash?

When I turned around, I found that there was an extra pack of "lavender" on the desk, and Song Mink still kept his head turned his head and ignored me angrily.

I knew that this package of paper must be hers, because she was the only one who used this brand, and I had only seen the kind with love printed on it.

Although I know that she is hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, I was no longer angry with her when I saw this package of paper, of course, looking at such a beautiful and simple girl, I guess no one can be angry.

But I still decided to be angry with her, so I deliberately said loudly: "Hey, it turns out that I brought paper"

She didn't speak, I swaggered and picked up the packet of paper, tore it open, pulled out a few sheets and put them on the wound, pulled down the collar to cover it, and stuffed the rest into my pocket.

She still didn't respond, and if she didn't respond, I just took it, anyway, it was just a pack of paper.

Evening self-study without beautiful women to appreciate is boring, I took out my notebook with nothing to do, and practiced drawing talismans in this way, although 25% of the talismans drawn in this way are waste paper, but I still have to practice drawing rune paper. Although the appearance of those talismans is already in my mind, but after last night, I have become more and more aware of my own strength.

Of course, I won't go to the grove again. What happened last night has become a shadow that I can't erase, everyone is afraid of death, and I am even more afraid.

But I already that little girl last night, I can't guarantee that she won't come to the door, in case there is really this day, after improving my strength, I will have more money to protect myself.

Seriously, if I could go back in time and make a new choice, I would never mess with that little girl.

Because it was because of this time, not only did I worry about her revenge at any time now, but it also indirectly affected my life in the future, so that I didn't go on the sunny road, but I fell deeper and deeper on this thorny path.

Later, I learned that everything was already predestined. Everything that happens in between, is just pushing you towards the final outcome.

Of course, these are all afterwords, and I can't press the table.