I don't blame me for showing such a scared mind, because everything is too weird, in everyone's general impression, isn't the underworld all the kind of ghosts crying wolves, and there are ghosts everywhere with whips and fierce gods wandering around, to see who doesn't like the eyes and raises their hands is a whip?

Although I am nominally Mr. Yin and Yang, it is a pity that my imagination of the underworld is the same as everyone else's. At present, it is clear that our conjecture is very different from what the real Hades looks like.

Pavilions and pavilions, people come and go, although strictly speaking those who come and go can not be called people, but it looks like it is no different from normal people, that is, they are dressed slightly nondescript, some are wearing ancient costumes, and some are wearing modern clothes, and more than 90% of them are wearing shrouds, but they are also divided into ancient and modern differences.

Rao is so, but there is harmony in this nondescript picture, I saw an old man wearing a modern shroud standing behind a stall on the right hand, and a cream boy in an ancient robe in front of the stall, about twenty years old The little ghost is pointing to a bowl of upside-down rice on the stall and bargaining with it, it seems that there is no negotiation, the cream boy scolded angrily: "You old man is so unreasonable, there is a century-old story of letting three feet of land achieve six feet of lane, Later, the great writer Rabindranath Tagore once said: If a bird's wings are tied to gold, they will never fly again, so why should you stick to things outside your body....... Then he stretched out three fingers: "How about giving me 30 million?" ”

I watched the scene in front of me in amazement, and the corners of my mouth twitched like the old man selling things. Why not? ……

It was obviously not the first time that the old man had seen someone who spoke so indecently, so the corners of his mouth only twitched, and then he replied with one word without raising his head: "Get out of ......." ”

The cream boy was not angry, and looked at the bowl of inverted rice, his eyes lit up, and he continued to speak bitterly.

"Zi said: The gentleman is said to be righteous, and the villain is said to be profitable ......."

"......."

Zi said: The benevolent love others, the polite people respect others, and the lovers love the ......, how can you be rude? And the Son said that he did not want ....... ”

The old man seemed to have no patience, so he stood up angrily, rolled up his sleeves, and pointed to the side: "Don't roll Lao Tzu and beat you to death...... again." ”

Where has the cream Xiaosheng seen this kind of posture, he took a few steps back in fear, and saw that the old man was about to rush up to teach him how to be a man if he didn't agree with him, and he didn't dare to reason again, so he took a few steps back and broke his face, and then scolded with his throat: "Everyone in the world says that I have an affair with Lingtang...... After speaking, without waiting for the old man to react, he ran out of the way.

The old man seemed to know that he was scolding him, but seeing that the kid had run away, he had to snort on the spot and scolded fiercely: you, poor...... Don't let Lao Tzu see you, see you and hit you once.

The three views were destroyed, and I didn't know why, I stood in place and watched this scene in a daze, with only this one thought in my heart.

After the collision of time and space, it turned out to be like this, two classic national scoldings that were separated by hundreds of years, but because of a bowl of inverted rice, it was really ...... It's a big surprise.

Harmony, a damn harmony .......

But I was puzzled in my heart, I was confused because I was not familiar with life, it seemed that the cream boy had been dead for at least a few hundred years, in fact, there were many ghosts who came and went around and looked like the cream boy who had been dead for an unknown amount of time, but why hadn't they been reincarnated yet? This shouldn't be, when did the underworld become a shelter? No matter what age the old ghosts live in harmony and friendship, don't they care about the underworld?

With doubts, I walked to the old man's stall just now, tried to make myself look kinder, grinned, and then asked, "Uncle, is this the capital city?" ”

The old man, hearing someone speak, looked up at me, then pointed to the place where I had entered, and impatiently squeezed out a sentence: "Don't you know how to read?" ”

I suddenly felt that the cream little boy scolded just now was actually quite enjoyable, but now I have a request for others and I don't want to have a seizure, I glanced behind me and found that the place where I came in was also a city gate, and there were also three big characters written on it--- Xudu City.

I turned my head, put on a friendly smile again, and continued to ask, "Uncle, why are there so many ghosts here?" It seems that many of them have been dead for a long time, so why don't they reincarnate? Doesn't the underworld care? ”

The old man looked up at me again, stretched out his finger and pointed to the upside down on the stall, and asked, "Do you want to buy something?" ”

I shook my head.

"Then get out of here......

I! Nima .......

After carefully greeting the old man, I had to wander around aimlessly again.

With no relatives in my eyes, when I first arrived, I was like a headless fly stumbling around the city. It's very lively, there are a lot of restaurants and restaurants, there are a lot of stalls on the street, and the sound of selling around me comes to my ears, everything is really like traveling to ancient times, but where should I go? This underworld is pretty fucked up, just get me here, and don't care about the rest, the typical killing or burial, where is the professional ethics? Is it a distortion of human nature or a degradation of morality?

Well, it's impossible to reason with the prefecture, people with whips in their hands don't care what morality is immoral, at this moment I really miss the people's police on the streets of the small county, at least if you don't break the law, people are still very loving.

Passing by a restaurant, a little ghost who looked like a shopkeeper at the door came over enthusiastically, nodded and asked, "Is the guest officer eating?" The small store has a discount today, and the consumption of one billion yuan in the store will be discounted, and the guest officer will not miss it when he walks by. ”

The shopkeeper's words scared me half to death, one billion yuan, I didn't dare to think about it when I was alive, even if I dreamed of picking up money, it was only three or five hundred yuan at most. This meal eats a billion yuan, what do you eat? Dragon liver or phoenix gall? Then I suddenly understood that 100 million refers to the banknote, which is what we often call paper money, and the minimum number printed on it is more than 100,000 or 200,000.

I suddenly wondered what the restaurants in the underworld were selling, whether it was also pouring rice or offering incense candles or something?

So although I didn't have the idea of entering the store to consume, I still asked the little ghost who looked like the second child in the store: "Dude, what do you have in the store?" If it's just some inverted rice candles or something, it's too uncompetitive, right? ”

I don't mean anything else, just to explain the fact, what is the point of such a big restaurant selling some things that are also sold in street stalls?

That buddy may have misunderstood when he heard me say this, it didn't know that I didn't know anything about the city, thinking that my consumption requirements were different from those of ordinary ghosts, and those things that were extremely scarce in the eyes of ordinary ghosts became commonplace in my mouth, so it thought that I was the kind of rich man who couldn't do it, and he always had to find some entertainment programs after eating and drinking, which is what the saying goes.

I saw it leaning towards me and whispering, "Officer, if you need it, we also provide other services in the store." Then it looked at me with an expression that all men understand, like a few treasures: "To tell you, the products in our store are all the best products, including Japanese, Korean, and Filipino ......." As he spoke, he wrenched his fingers, and before he finished reading the fingers of his last two hands, he put down his ten fingers and pulled them up one by one.

I roughly counted it, and the guy came up with the names of twenty-four or five countries. The three views are completely destroyed, and the ...... is unknown Well, I understand this time, this guy means that they have special services in the store. But even if the Southeast Asian countries like it said, there are also African ones, which makes me a little confused, is there a market for this?

Ahem, I coughed lightly twice and quickly cleared the uncivilized thoughts in my mind, looking at that buddy and wondering again, how did so many countries get together with women who have lost their footing? Could it be that the people of those countries also entered the underworld after their deaths and engaged in this kind of business?

The next sentence of that buddy made me understand.,It turns out that those are paper people.,After burning to the underworld, they become ghosts.,It's just that there's nothing else.,Just like a subordinate, you can do some small things about serving tea and water.,But I didn't expect this kind of use.,Okay,It's me who is too simple.。

My heart is a little hot when I listen to its words, cough cough, it's still a virgin! It is undoubtedly a very sad thing for a person to die and still be a virgin. It saw that I seemed to be a little moved, so it struck while the iron was hot and said, "Guest officer, there is a batch of goods that have just arrived in the small shop two days ago, why don't you go in and try it?" ……。 ”

I still remember that more than two years ago, the first official encounter with a ghost was in the school grove, when Zhang Yanli pinched her neck and saw that she was about to burp and catch a cold, I had an idea in my heart, I said: I haven't been in love yet, I haven't held hands, and all the first time is only left to the female ghosts in the underworld......

Now it seems that it is indeed true, his uncle's original idea has become a reality very sadly, as a twenty-year-old virgin, in addition to holding Song Mink's hand, he was kissed by Zhang Yanli without pain, and these can't change the fact that I am a virgin, and my uncle's is dead.

Although when I was alive, I couldn't avoid having a super friendly relationship with the five-fingered girl, but ...... Ahem, I should skip mentioning it here, what's wrong with death? Dead people also have faces.

All in all, I was indeed sad that I was a virgin until I died, so I couldn't help but feel a little moved after hearing that buddy's words. Without warning, the little black man with sharp teeth stabbed another little white man with a ring on his head to death, and said to me, "Go ahead, you're already dead anyway, who knows you?" ......Face? What's the use of a face, what else do you need? ”

My little liver was throbbing, and my breathing was a little short, and I was a little ...... Shy.

Whether I am alive or now dead, this is the first time I have seen this kind of scene, and it is obviously impossible to dare to be unscrupulous for the first time, although no one knows me, but I just can't be at ease.

So I let the little brother keep shouting behind him, 'Don't go, think about it, you can also get a discount', and left in a hurry.

Discount? What kind of discount, Lao Tzu's pocket is empty, there is not even a hair, if it is free...... It's not free, and I'm not going to go for free.