Chapter 118: Terrible Thoughts
What the? Singled out......? I took the lunch box in Lao Cai's hand and opened it, looked up and asked him, "Is it really fake?"
Lao Cai nodded: "Really." ”
Not to mention, what Lao Cai said may indeed be true, just think about it, they are comrades-in-arms, and I, a freshman, actually hit the instructor, although this instructor asked for it, but this is undoubtedly a slap in the face of all their instructors, in other words, I guess I have to get the field back.
No, I can't go in the afternoon anyway, no matter what the reason, as long as they return to the army after this afternoon, I'll be fine.
It's not because I'm afraid, on the contrary, I don't think they can do anything to me, even if there are a few more people, it's just a few more panda eyes. And according to the normal plot trend,At this time, I should accept the challenge.,And then pretend to punch them down one by one.,So that my name in school has been completely spread.,From now on,Class flower school flower,The life of Sister Lori hugging left and right may not be far away.。
If you are lucky, this matter happens to reach the ears of a certain rich man, and it happens that he has a school girl who is studying, ......, Nima, this is not just a matter of hugging left and right, but marrying Bai Fumei, becoming the CEO, and walking on the rhythm of the peak of life.
Isn't that what I've always dreamed of before? But that was before! I smiled bitterly, now I just want to live quietly, I am not afraid of their challenges, but I am afraid of trouble and disturbance in the future, although what I think of is a bit fantastical, in reality there should be no such lack of heartless rich people, but in the future in the school is estimated to be peaceful.
I was thinking in my heart how could I not go in the afternoon, if I asked for leave, I had to have a hospital certificate, it was too troublesome, and it was too late in time, but what reason was there for not going except pretending to be sick? I couldn't come up with a reason for it.
At this time, Lewd and Belly came to me, Lewd spoke first, and he complained to me in a low voice: "Xiaoli, you lied to our ......." ”
I was holding a piece of cauliflower and about to put it in my mouth, when I heard the words, I was stunned, and asked him suspiciously, "What do you mean?" ”
"Didn't you say you didn't learn your grandfather's martial arts? He also said that he would encounter disasters after studying, what would lead to an untimely death, what would not be able to marry a wife, who would marry and who would die, and so on. ”
I only remembered that when I was a freshman in high school, they saw that my grandfather could still run fast on my back at a young age, so they thought that my grandfather would definitely do martial arts, just like in the TV series. They guessed correctly, my Qiankun physical technique was taught by my grandfather, but at that time, I didn't want to reveal that I knew the Three Qing Talismans, let alone tell them that there were actually ghosts in this world, so I made up a nonsense and mixed it up.
At that time, I didn't know the existence of five disadvantages and three shortcomings, so that paragraph was really made up, but I didn't expect it, I was really right.
The Qiankun physical technique implies Dao Qi, and it will definitely derive five disadvantages and three shortcomings. He asked me if I could teach him, and it was so handsome to see me beating the instructor today.
Hearing him mention my grandfather, I felt a little in my heart
Bitter, my mood suddenly became very heavy, and a piece of cauliflower I was holding was put back in the lunch box. But we have been in a relationship for so many years, I don't want to vent this emotion on him, since everyone is so familiar, there are some things I don't think there is any need to hide it.
Lao Cai noticed the change in my mood, he hurriedly put down his chopsticks and walked to the obscene side and dragged the obscene back, saying hurry up and eat, what to learn?
I stopped him, and his eyes gestured to Lao Cai, Lao Cai understood what I meant, and he knew that I wasn't going to hide it, so he let go of the hand on his obscene arm and sat next to him without speaking.
I said to the lewd, "Actually, I didn't lie to you, there is indeed a price to pay for learning this, and it may be an extremely heavy price, I can't harm you." ”
Frightened by the serious look on my face, he put away his hippie smile and said to me, "You...... You didn't lie to me, did you? This is too mysterious, isn't it just to learn some martial arts? ”
I shook my head, and then told him some details about the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, but most of them were one-sided things, I didn't mention the ghosts and gods, I just told him about the particularity of the Qiankun body art I learned, because I didn't want to affect their future lives, after all, this is the twenty-first century, their worldview and ghosts and gods are not related, and ghosts and gods are about to disappear in this world, for them, it is more beneficial not to know than to know.
I didn't mention my experience, let alone my grandfather, but again, I don't want to affect everyone's emotions because of me.
I'm such a person, some sadness really prefers to be buried in my heart, I don't crave the comfort of others, my psychology doesn't distinguish between objects, so it's not because I don't treat them as brothers in my heart, in fact, I just treat them as brothers too much.
Just like Lao Cai, he and I are hardcore brothers, but I only told him about the pain of losing my grandfather, because he was involved in the whole process, and he knew it. And I never mentioned it to him about Song Mink, I think, now...... Or for a long time afterward, or even in this life, he will never know what a blow it would be to me to lose Song Mink, nor what Song Mink would mean to me.
After I said this, I summed it up again: "Lewd, if you want to learn martial arts, you should practice military boxing well, and military boxing is also very powerful." ”
Belly didn't speak next to him, but I knew that he had the same thoughts as Lewd, but the words were just spoken by Lewd.
After I had finished speaking, he and the obscenity fell silent, as if digesting the anecdotes I had told them that had nothing to do with science.
Indeed, they had to take a little time to digest it, because these theories were enough to collapse their worldview, and what the textbooks told them was that we live on the earth, and outside the earth is the solar system, and outside the solar system is the vast universe, and there are no gods in this world, it is just a sustenance on our spirit, and it is ourselves who can control our destiny.
But now I tell them that there is an ethereal one in this world
The hand is pushing each of us forward, and in our world, there is a cycle of cause and effect, and there is a fate that cannot be seen or touched, but it is real. Just like the five disadvantages and three deficiencies, if there are no gods, or an ethereal Tao that encompasses all of us, where do the five disadvantages and three deficiencies come from?
I really didn't look like I was lying, and even I felt that I was speaking to them in a more serious tone than ever before.
Belly was silent for a while and asked me, "Xiaoli, what are your five disadvantages and three shortcomings?" ”
I smiled wryly, I knew that verbal theories alone were not enough to convince them, and I didn't want them to learn the art of Qiankun and then derive the five disadvantages and three shortcomings that would be devastating for them, so I had to reveal some secrets to them. But the corner of the novel world revealed in my words undoubtedly intrigued them, and they were like curious babies who saw Martians, and it was hard for them to rest without a little evidence that convinced them thoroughly.
It's just that what are my five disadvantages and three shortcomings? I don't know. Living less than twenty years old is a calamity that is lacking in my five elements, but it is not a tribulation of five disadvantages and three deficiencies. I used to think that I wouldn't live to be twenty years old, and it didn't matter to me what the five disadvantages and three disadvantages were. But now I suddenly remembered that I had escaped the five elements with difficulty, but there was still a five disadvantages and three shortcomings to face, so what were my five disadvantages and three shortcomings? At that time, the sloppy old man helped me calculate, and he said that my five disadvantages and three shortcomings have not yet been fulfilled, so he doesn't know, and it should not have been fulfilled now.
But I couldn't say that about lewdness and belly, they wouldn't believe it, so I decided to make up another nonsense, and I said to them, "My five evils and three shortcomings are ......." ”
I stopped suddenly, because I wanted to scare them hard and completely cut them off, which of the five disadvantages and three shortcomings was the most effective? Of course, it's a lack of life, but I'm too afraid of my own mouth, in case it really ends up short-lived, then I'm too sad.
But I was afraid that I couldn't scare them if it was too light, and I was afraid when it was too heavy, and I suddenly remembered the light in my eyes when I saw a beautiful woman, so I said to them: "My five disadvantages and three shortcomings are widowhood, that is to say, I can't marry a wife in this life, and the ancient wife is not like now when you have to get a marriage certificate, but if you have a husband and wife, you can marry a wife, and it is more likely that we now think that we are in love, in fact, in ancient times, it was also considered a wife." So widowhood means that you can't fall in love, you can only be a virgin for the rest of your life, and if you're miserable, you can't even hold a girl's hand. ”
I was afraid that they still wouldn't believe it, so I added a sentence after I finished speaking: "If you don't believe it, you can ask Lao Cai, he knows everything about me, I and him have been iron buddies since we were children, and I don't even dare to teach him." ”
Hearing this, they looked at Lao Cai, Lao Cai nodded and said to them: "Xiaoli is right, if you still don't believe it, just learn, I can let Xiaoli teach you, but don't blame the two of us if something happens in the future." ”
I have to say that Lao Cai's move is very clever to retreat into advance, after listening to Lao Cai say this
The two of them finally looked a little convinced, and lewdly packed up the lunch box and said: "What, this is too subversive of my worldview, I have to figure it out, so I won't learn it first, I'll still practice military physical boxing." ”
College is a place where hormones erupt, and although for a long time after that, I was ridiculed by the two of them for being obscene and belly for only being a single for the rest of my life, but so what? It is said that coming to college without falling in love is equivalent to wasting time, but I didn't plan to follow the trend, in my heart, I have my own lover.
I finally understood Maoshan's old and evil ways, and in countless late nights, I had more than one idea of doing the same thing as him, the collision of conscience and selfishness, the choice between the small self and the big self, accompanied by the confrontation between angels and demons. More than once, I had the idea of going to find the Great Array against the Heavens that the Maoshan Evil Dao said. But every time I thought that thirteen young girls would die because of this, I suppressed this thought again.
If I had made up my mind to do this, with the help of Lao Cai and the sloppy old man, I might have been able to find the Great Array against the Heavens and complete it completely. But they won't let me do this, let alone help me, not to mention that my grandfather and Song Mink don't want me to become a murderous demon like Maoshan Evil Dao.
In the days that followed, I was glad I hadn't done that when I recalled this terrible thought of myself, once upon a time, in the same university, in the same Kunming, I almost became the second Maccajue, even more terrible than him.
(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Yin and Yang Low Hands" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~