After eating, I realized that I had to face a fact, Lao Cai said that those instructors wanted to find me alone, what should I do? All kinds of thoughts flashed through my mind, and I came to the conclusion that it was the most reliable to pretend to be sick, but this was denied by me before, so it seemed like a very reliable reason, but in fact it was still unreliable.

Lao Cai sat next to me and played with his mobile phone, and I asked him: "Lao Cai, how can I not go to the military training in the afternoon?" ”

Lao Cai Ting looked up at me in surprise and said to me, "What's wrong?" Are you scared? ”

Fear? Are you kidding? If I think about it carefully, I am indeed quite afraid, not afraid of being beaten, but afraid of being beaten up in an accident. So I nodded to Lao Cai.

Lao Cai smiled, and he said to me: "Actually, according to my analysis, none of those instructors are your opponents, I know you also understand this, you just don't want to cause trouble." To be honest, if it were me, I would definitely repair them fiercely, and from now on I won't have to worry about my sister in my arms at school. But...... I don't have the skills. ”

"Now there are two solutions, either you can just play with them, or if you can't let them beat them up a few times. Either you can contact Instructor Deng, after all, you have to get his consent to ask for leave, as long as you get him, then you can ask for leave for any reason, and you don't even need a reason. ”

After Lao Cai finished speaking, he took off his shoes and began to deal with the blood blisters on the soles of his feet.

I thought about it for a while, it's definitely not okay to let them beat up, these five big and three thick men are no better than Xiao Deng, they are not familiar with me, in case there is no weight, my poor little body will definitely not be able to bear it. But looking for Xiao Deng? …… I'm afraid it's too late to go to him now, and it smells like a sheep in the tiger's mouth. Call? I don't have his phone number.

I suddenly remembered Deng Qian, Xiao Deng is her brother, she must have Xiao Deng's phone number, fortunately, Deng Qian's contact information was saved on the bus last time, there is QQ, there is also a phone, this kind of 100,000 urgent moments or call directly.

Thinking of this, I took out my mobile phone to find Deng Qian's number and dialed it, and after a few rings, she answered, it was lunch break, and she should have almost just finished eating, so she answered quickly.

"What's the matter, Brother Li, why did you think of calling me?"

Deng Qian seemed to be in a good mood and said to me with a smile on the phone.

"Sister, do you know your brother's phone number?" I remembered the troubles of the afternoon, so I asked her straight to the point.

Deng Qian seemed stunned for a moment, and then asked me in surprise: "Brother Li, why do you want my brother's number?" Are you looking for him? ”

She couldn't have imagined that her brother's heartless goods would become my military training instructor by coincidence, and she couldn't have imagined that her brother would be beaten into a panda eye by me by a very coincidence and death.

I smiled wryly, and then told her the general situation, if I didn't say anything, she would definitely ask again, I didn't want to waste time, it was only half an hour.

Deng Qian's reaction on the other end of the phone surprised me a little, she didn't care whether her brother was seriously injured, but instead

He was very surprised and said to me, "Brother Li, are you so powerful?" My brother is a veteran who has been in the army for many years, his body is like an iron plate, once he made me angry and I punched him, my hands hurt for a long time, I didn't expect you to be better than him, I always thought you could only catch ghosts, I didn't expect your kung fu to be so high. ”

Speaking of the back, Deng Qian's voice became much quieter, probably because there was a roommate next to her, but her voice was full of excitement, as if I could defeat her brother and make her admire it very much.

Sure enough, Xiao Deng should reflect on himself, he really owes a beating, and even his own sister doesn't face him, isn't that enough to be beaten? I didn't feel guilty at all, I didn't remember later that I was beaten by him in my left eye socket, and his right eye socket was innocent, but now I don't care, such an unpopular pretending to be a coerc, beating him is not innocent anywhere.

I smiled bitterly and said to Deng Qian on the other end of the phone that I had practiced a little boxing before, and it was pure luck to be able to hurt her brother, and there was also a reason why her brother deliberately let me in it, and I was nothing bad myself.

Deng Qian said to me: "Don't be modest, don't I know what kind of virtue my brother has?" Forget it, I'll send his number to your phone first, if it doesn't work to call him, you can tell me on QQ, and I'll call to help you get him. ”

Hung up the phone, looked at the phone number in the message, I smiled bitterly again, and at the same time felt a lot more steady, with Deng Qian's words, it means that the matter is not very serious.

dialed the phone, and after a few rings, Xiao Deng on the other end answered: "Hey, who is it?" ”

The voice was unusual, and it seemed that the injury really didn't have much of an impact on him.

"Instructor Deng? I'm Chu Li. ”

At this time, you must not be able to call him Xiao Deng anymore, and you can't call him in front of him. I don't know why, although I'm younger, but I always like to use the tone of the elderly when calling others, such as Xiao Zheng before, as well as the county Internet café and the front desk of the city hotel, etc., in fact, the little girls in my mouth are a few years older than me, I should call the eldest sister, but I just don't consciously call them little girls, of course, it's called so in my heart, and when I am in front of them, I still call the beauty very disobediently and disgustingly. Disgusting doesn't mean because they're ugly, on the contrary, they're all beautiful, it's just that I feel sick when the word beauty comes out of my mouth, and I feel disgusted myself. I always feel that calling other people's beauties is too frivolous, like in ancient times, it was much better to call Miss, no, but now the hearts of people in this society are too deformed, and if you call her a beauty, she will not think you are frivolous, but she is very happy. You call her Miss...... You might be killed. The word Miss has been played badly.

"Chu Li?" Xiao Deng on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment: "Who are you, what are you doing?" I don't buy a house, I don't buy insurance, I don't have overseas consumption, I don't have a credit card......"

My face was black, this kid was really bad, he couldn't even hear my voice, and he learned to be himself

Son to add drama to himself, what kind of mess is this?

"I, a ghost hunter, occasionally beat up a part-time person and pretend to be a criminal, do you remember?" I really don't want to talk to him in this tone, after all, now I beg him, and I have to have a gesture of asking people to do things, right? But this kid is cheap, no way.

"It's a little gentleman......." Xiao Deng finally reacted, and he didn't give me the urge to beat him a second time.

"What's the matter with me?" Xiao Deng asked me.

"That's the case, I want to take a leave of absence in the afternoon, can you approve it? Also, don't call me Mr. next time, it's hard to hear. ”

I didn't beat around the bush with Xiao Deng, and told me the purpose of looking for him straight to the point, and at the same time corrected the disgusting title.

Xiao Deng seemed to be very embarrassed, he was silent for a while and said to me: "Oh, it's a little difficult to ask for leave, are you sick, little sir?" Yan is not serious, do you want me to take my classmates to comfort you? ”

Difficulty? Difficulties you ....... I really want to say that it is difficult for your sister, but when I think of Deng Qian's words, I still didn't say it in my heart, are these two brothers and sisters biological? Why is one so lovable, and the other so hateful? His uncle's.

And asked me if I was sick? Isn't it clear why I took a leave of absence? It seems that what Lao Cai said is indeed true, otherwise Xiao Deng, the bastard, would not be able to push back with me.

No, I can't pull the target with him, and if I pull it again, it's time to gather. So I said to him straight to the point again: "Don't fix these useless things, don't I know your little Jiujiu?" Let me tell you, none of your comrades-in-arms are my opponents, and I can knock them down in minutes, and if you don't want your group of instructors to lose face, you will grant me leave. ”

"I know." Xiao Deng said to me very calmly.

What's that? You know? You know you're still playing with me here, are you sick in the head? Now it was my turn to be dumbfounded.

Xiao Deng's tone was a little aggrieved, and he said to me with some resentment: "Mr. Xiao, you are obviously a master, but you are too stingy, you don't know, after I came back, I was laughed at by several comrades-in-arms, and my face was lost." I'm going to be demobilized next year, and this joke will stay with me for the rest of my life, and I will definitely be embarrassed to go when my comrades-in-arms get together in the future. ”

"So what?" I asked him.

"So as long as you beat them up, they will be able to keep this matter in their hearts in the future, and everyone will be embarrassed to say it, and then I won't be afraid of being laughed at, don't you think that's the reason?" Xiao Deng's words still had a taste of schadenfreude.

Isn't that the reason? It's your uncle. This bastard is really not a big deal to see the excitement, his heart is too dark, beat him, he must be beaten hard, his comrades-in-arms must have robbed the old man's crutch in his last life, peeked at the widow's bath, stole the pocket money of primary school students, otherwise he would not be so unlucky to meet him such a bad goods.

"Actually, there are other solutions to this situation, and I don't have to beat them up." I'm trying to save little Deng from stumbling, yes

He said, "And aren't you afraid that I will release the water?" ”

"Drain the water?" Xiao Deng smiled and said to me very darkly: "Hehe, I'm embarrassed to be like this, of course I won't let you release the water." Don't worry, they won't give you a chance to release water, and if you do, you'll be killed. ”

Oh, uncle, I feel like I'm going to be blown up, this bastard and Deng Qian are definitely not born by the same mother, I'm sure. This kid's appearance at this time is completely the villain in the TV series...... No, what kind of villain is he? At best, it's self-inflicted and beaten by the protagonist.,When you get home, you sue the adult.,And slander the protagonist for saying something offensive to his ancestors for eighteen generations.,Or make up nonsense that the protagonist wants to destroy him and so on.。 This soft-footed shrimp usually doesn't survive more than two episodes.

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Yin and Yang Low Hands" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~