There was no one in the empty alley, and the owners and waiters of those snack bars, after hearing the movement, there were many people standing at the door, they were all looking at me and Lao Cai, but Lao Cai and I did not restrain ourselves, but shouted louder and more energetically, we regarded them as spectators, and they should treat us both as fools.

The shop is above the residents, some of them were woken up and pushed open the window to look down, most of them saw me and Lao Cai two drunks did not care, closed the window and continued to sleep, a small number of people with more anger will scold a few words, I and Lao Cai did not care, because we couldn't hear what they said at all, among them there was a more prominent, thin and weak young man, stretched out half of his body from the second floor, revealing the ribs clearly visible on his upper body to me and Lao Cai scolded me: "You two stupid howls a few times in the middle of the night, noisy to Lao Tzu know?" ”

Because of the distance is not far away, Lao Cai and I both heard him scolding us, I looked up and found that this kid's yang qi is very pitiful, and he can find it without opening his eyes. ”

Lao Cai smiled, I laughed too, and the people around me laughed.

Lao Cai also raised his head and scolded the man: "You're right, Lao Tzu is helping you get a few howls back." ”

It seems that I really said it right, the young man's face turned blue and white for a while when he heard this, and he scolded me and Lao Cai angrily.

Of course, we couldn't bear it, so not to be outdone, we greeted all the women of his ancestors in the eighteenth generation. The content of the scolding is very unbearable, so I won't say it here, anyway, it ended up scolding for more than 20 minutes, and finally ended with the young man snapping and closing the window.

Originally, people were doing academic exchanges with Japanese action movies, but we disturbed other people's Yaxing, and it is estimated that it will cut off the possibility of him doing academic exchanges in the future.

But as the saying in the Buddha's saying: One thought becomes a Buddha, and one thought becomes a demon. There are two sides to people's hearts, and it just so happened that I drank too much that night and completely released my demonic side, but I couldn't help it, it was all over, if that buddy could see it, I could only say sorry to him here.

The hangover is very uncomfortable, at least I am quite uncomfortable, the next day I felt a very painful head, I opened my eyes to see a strange room, I shouted a few times Lao Cai did not get a response, Lao Cai is obviously not there, or has not woken up yet.

Looking around, it seems to be a school dormitory, I don't remember how I got here last night, it seems that later I and Lao Cai staggered while shouting, and then we fell, and then I lost consciousness, and when I woke up again, I saw it now.

I sat up slowly, trying to find some water to drink, but my stomach was empty and my throat was sore, I don't know if it was because I shouted too loud and crazy last night.

I got out of bed and walked two steps, and found that I hadn't slowed down, and I almost fell down after walking two steps, so I hurriedly held on to the bed frame, but saw Lao Cai sleeping on the bed next to me.

I looked around, it was a dormitory for four people, the same as when I lived in high school, two bunk beds welded with iron shelves, and a few dilapidated desks, as if they were found in the second-hand market, of course, depending on the dilapidation, it may have been picked up from the garbage dump. Moreover, the latter is extremely likely.

Lao Cai hasn't woken up yet, I plan to let him sleep a little longer, so I stood on the bed for a while, and felt that my brain was clearer, so I walked around in the dormitory, not surprisingly the dormitory was very clean, of course, the clean here means that in addition to what should not be, there are no things that should be, and there are a lot of things that should not be there, such as a messy long-legged anime girl hanging on the gray wall, which is also mixed with sexy photos of a Japanese action actress. Squinted glance, there seems to be a pair of briefs in the desk, men's, all of them are very moldy, I'll go to his uncle's.

I want to drink water, but it is obviously impossible to have water in such an environment, and even if there is, I dare not drink it.

At this time, the door was pushed open, I heard the movement and looked over, and suddenly scared me, and I didn't know whether it was surprise or fright, the surprise was that the two people standing outside the door were too familiar to me, and the fright was that fate was really wonderful, so that my brain had a momentary short circuit, and I had only one thought in my heart: Am I dreaming?

I saw two people standing outside the door, one was obscene, the other was belly, they were holding bags in their hands, looking at me and smiling coldly, with playful expressions, probably wanting to ask me if I was surprised or not.

Can it not be unexpected? Seeing them here made me feel like a dream.

Lewdly looked at me and said, "Yo, awake?" ”

Belly raised the bag in his hand and answered: "Do you feel hungry and your throat is dry?" Would you love to drink water, so it's better to have something to eat? ”

I nodded, and they walked in, and they all said, "Listen to ...... daddy." ”

I laughed a little, and I still remember that on the day I took a few of them to take a bus after the college entrance examination, I took advantage of them and recognized my four sons without consent. At that time, I thought it would be difficult to meet in the future anyway, and the friendship between our classmates for three years was too deep, so why not deepen it a little?

Now that retribution is coming, I can't believe it, but the only failure of them is that they still have to ask for my opinion, like me once, just don't give them a chance to express their opinions, that's the way to take advantage of the grandmaster level.

I smiled and asked them, "What's the matter, aren't oranges sweet enough?" You're going to take revenge on me like this? ”

Belly put the bag on the desk, he turned to me and said, "Xiaoli, I'm really blind, I usually look at you sullenly, it turns out that you kid is wilted and wilted." ”

I laughed, picked up a bottle of mineral water and took a few sips, my throat felt as dry as a fire, and I asked them, "Why are you two here?" ”

He said to me angrily, "Isn't that obvious? We came to the same school, and it was a coincidence that we were assigned to a dormitory. Originally, I thought I could meet friends from all over the world. As a result, look at it, hey ......, it's still a few of you who are damaged. ”

"I think the teachers in this school must have in their brains, and they don't have to say that the fellows get along better."

I asked him how Lao Cai and I came back. I didn't ask about it, but I was even more angry when I asked, he looked at Lao Cai who was asleep on the bed with a resentful face, and then looked at me again, and then looked at the belly, the expression on his face never changed, he said: "Originally, I and the belly arrived yesterday, and we had nothing to do after we arrived, so I thought about going to the Internet café to play games, and when I came back, I happened to see you two falling on the street, no way, I can't leave you alone, I want to carry you two back." ”

Speaking of this, he glared at the belly obscenely, the belly smiled embarrassedly and didn't dare to look at him, and then lewdly continued: "Liu belly, this kid is not a good thing, he took the first step to carry you away, Lao Cai is one hundred and seventy or eighty pounds, and Lao Tzu is only how many pounds, but Lao Tzu is tired to death, and now his legs and stomachs are still spinning." No, Lao Cai, this kid must let him lose weight. ”

The obscene eyes stared directly at the lying corpse of Lao Cai, holding a chicken leg in his hand and biting it fiercely, as if he had a deep hatred for the fat and oily chicken leg in his mouth.

Lao Cai also woke up at this time, he groaned, then raised his hand and rubbed his head, and said in a daze: "Who,...... Who wants me to lose weight? ”

I saw him sit up by himself, so he took a bottle of water and handed it to him, Lao Cai saw that the water was like a dog seeing a bone, his eyes flashed with green light, and he quickly reached out to take it, he twisted it three or two times and threw the bottle cap, I only heard a gurgling sound, and then a bottle of water was not left, after drinking it he hiccuped and asked me if I had anything to eat.

When he asked me this, his eyes were also looking around, and then he was confused again, only to see him rub his eyes, and then let out a scream: ", why are you two here?" Obviously, Lao Cai couldn't believe it when he saw the obscenity and belly here.

He said to him, "Thank God, or you would have slept on the street last night, no, you should thank me for being there." ”

Belly also answered: "Do you feel very hungry and want to eat?" ”

Lao Cai nodded, and then Lewd and Belly said in unison: "Call Dad ......"

"Get out of the way." Lao Cai walked to the table in two steps, picked up the other chicken leg in the bag and gnawed on it, and it was too late to stop it obscenely, and said sadly: "My roast duck for twenty yuan is ......." The grief of his expression and the sadness of his eyes were like his own legs.

Well, it turned out to be a duck leg .......

Lao Cai gnawed on the duck leg and said vaguely: "Isn't it just a roast duck?" I'll buy you twenty later, and I'll kill you ....... ”

What is a local tyrant, this is a typical local tyrant, when I was in elementary school, I thought that the local tyrant was eating spicy strips without licking his fingers and drinking yogurt...... I didn't know yogurt at the time. Later, I thought that the local tyrant could spend 20 yuan on snacks at a time without blinking, that is, the local tyrant, and then Lao Cai came back, so Lao Cai became the standard image of the local tyrant in my mind.

But Lao Cai does have the capital to let us regard him as a local tyrant, his family is rich, there are four people in the dormitory, except for him, the other three are from the countryside, although Lao Cai is also from the countryside, but his situation should be called 'born in the countryside and higher than the countryside'.

So I looked at the local tyrant who didn't have anything to eat in front of me, and said, "Tuhao, what, can I report to you the more than 100 rice money last night?" ”

"Rice? Did you eat last night? So why am I feeling so hungry? Lao Cai asked me seriously.

Well, local tyrants also have times when they pick the door.