It was almost half past eleven when Deng Qian was sent to their school.

It's a pity that there is no bright plot in between, everything is very bland, and it is very real.

Standing at the school gate, Deng Qian told me that her brother had drunk too much and asked me to help take care of it.

She had said this to me before, and I nodded to her, thinking that I wouldn't be able to do it if I didn't take care of them.

I told Deng Qian to take care of the wound after returning to the dormitory, otherwise she might not be able to walk tomorrow.

Deng Qian nodded and said something to me again.

It's all greetings between some friends, and she said that they will come out together to play together during the next vacation. I nodded and watched her walk into the school gate.

Seeing Deng Qian's figure disappear from sight, I turned around and walked back.

On the way, I couldn't help but take out another cigarette and light it, the cigarette without the stem still lacked some flavor.

I don't know what it tastes like, but I smoked four cigarettes and still didn't feel anything specific about fifteen minutes away.

……

Xiao Deng seemed to be very relieved that I was sending his sister alone, and I felt that if it were me, I would never be as big as him.

As a pet sister madman, shouldn't all the opposite sex around her be regarded as bad people?

I might, but Deng really won't.

When I returned to the KTV private room, Xiao Deng was holding hands and singing with his new good friends.

Singing is still a big river with wide waves, not only do the two sing very tacitly, but even the movements seem to be discussed, pouting and swaying left and right, and the 'waves in the waves' are serious.

Considering that something might happen that was difficult for me to accept, I stepped forward to stop them from wanting to continue the wave after they were completely done.

I told them that it was time to go back, and that the KTV was going to close.

Lao Cai staggered and pushed me away, laughed at me with a red face, and said that I am dirty, how can KTV close in the middle of the night.

Isn't it closed? I know where to go.

The two bastards seemed to have drunk a lot after I left, and after they stopped hooking their shoulders, they all looked like they were going to sit on the floor.

I thought to myself, this is not going to work, if I all get drunk here, I won't die of exhaustion.

So I even coaxed and deceived the two of them to say good things, and the core meaning was one: get out of here.

If you want to say that this person is drunk, it is really difficult to serve, if you drink too much and don't speak, it's okay, I'm afraid that if you drink too much, you will go crazy.

I think Xiao Deng and Lao Cai are this kind of people.

Half an hour later, I was scrapped

Tiger power, just when I couldn't help but move strongly, these two goods were finally willing to go.

But after entering the elevator, Lao Cai, the bastard, held on to the elevator door and didn't let go, no matter how I dragged it, I couldn't move it.

I told him to let go, or the elevator door would close and break it for you.

Lao Cai stammered and laughed at me again, then looked in one direction and asked me, "Xiaoli, do you think that girl is beautiful?" ”

I followed his gaze, your uncle, is that still a girl? Is it okay to be a man? It's just that the hair is relatively long, which is similar to that of Teacher Liu Huan.

Like coaxing a child, I nodded again and again and said to him, "Well, pretty, let's go." ”

Lao Cai pushed away my hand that wanted to pull his clothes, and smirked: "You say it's beautiful, then ...... That's pretty for sure. No, I can't go, I'm going to ask her for her phone number. ”

After finishing speaking, Lao Cai really staggered to get out.

What's going on here? If this joke comes out, you drunk, it doesn't matter, where my face goes.

So when Lao Cai left the elevator door with both hands, I dragged him into the elevator, and then turned to the door button is horn and horn for a while.

Lao Cai reacted and wanted to rush out, but I could only support the elevator box with two hands and block him with all my might.

It is said that drunk people are soft and have no strength, so I'll go to his uncle's. Why are you telling me about this posture?

It's really all the strength to eat, and I'm tired and sweating and brushing out.

Lao Cai couldn't rush out and didn't give up, and yelled in the elevator.

"Ah......, it's strong, beauty, come and save my ......."

This is the first time I've wanted to kill Lao Cai, really.

Luckily, the elevator doors began to close when everyone in the hall was drawn to them, and I was finally able to free my hands.

The first reaction was to cover Lao Cai's mouth.

Then he glanced at Xiao Deng vigilantly, if both of them have the same virtue, I would have to die here today.

Fortunately in the misfortune, Xiao Deng has no signs of seizures for the time being.

After arriving on the first floor, Lao Cai paused for a while, although he couldn't hear what he was saying clearly, at least his body was honest.

I walked out with the two of them on one side, ready to take a taxi and flash people.

But before he got to the side of the road, Lao Cai, who looked at all kinds of people, had another seizure.

He pushed myself away from my own stumbling blindness, his hands spread out, and his mouth was talking nonsense that he was a butterfly and he was going to fly, and he ran back and forth

Ha laughed.

Fly you two hundred and five, and you won't have anything to do when you fly to the middle of the road later?

I quickly let go of Xiao Deng and chased him.

But I just let go here, and Xiao Deng also had a seizure.

Learn Lao Cai's posture, saying that I am also a butterfly, and I will fly .......

This will be a real headache for me, I just caught up with Lao Cai, and Xiao Deng ran out again and went far away.

In desperation, I could only chase Xiao Deng while dragging Lao Cai.

Lao Cai's 200-pound physique undoubtedly gave me a lot of pressure, fortunately, Xiao Deng ran out and ran back, just circled around, and didn't want to fly to the road, obviously a butterfly who cherished life very much.

But this won't work, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight if I go on like this.

And there are so many people around, you two drunkards are all good to hide, but what do you mean by staring at me?

I suddenly felt like it was a mistake to be the only one of the three who was the most awake.

If you want to find a way, you have to find a way, and you really can't make them faint. Compared to this situation, I don't feel tired when I carry them into the car.

Lao Cai is still struggling in my hands, and he has so much strength that he even drags me forward.

I suddenly thought of the picture of Lao Cai and I drinking too much and vomiting in the alley on the day I first came to Kunming, and an idea appeared in my mind.

People will vomit when they drink too much, and the more they drink, the harder they vomit, and the more they vomit, the less strength they have to toss.

Thinking of this, I pulled Lao Cai to the trash can, grabbed his hand and stuffed it into his throat.

It was very effective, and after two or three strokes, Lao Cai couldn't stand it anymore, and there was a 'vomiting' sound in his throat.

Hurriedly pressed Lao Cai on the trash can, I patted him on the back and said to him, "Come, vomit slowly here." ”

After 'settling' Lao Cai, I went to chase Xiao Deng again, the same trick and the same position.

This vomit is really dark, the sun and the moon have no light. Four or five minutes later, they still showed no signs of stopping.

The two of you came here at once, and it didn't affect each other at all.

I simply lit a cigarette and found a chair to sit behind them and slowly enjoy this scene of harmony and friendship.

……。

On the way back to school, looking at them like dead pigs, I suddenly felt that it was very wise to let them vomit early.

If this is not the case, they will definitely vomit in the car at this time, and they will have to pay a huge amount of money.

Of course, it would be nice if they could wake up and walk to the dorm room by themselves when they got to school.