"Hey, third uncle, dad, look at the third uncle is also here!" The young man said excitedly and waved his hand at Zhou Dagang, "Hey, third uncle! ”

Zhou Dagang, who was in the distance, saw a stranger greeting him, he was stunned for a moment, touched the back of his head, but still walked over.

Syllable! The young man received a slap in the back of the head, "Why did you give birth to this stupid son?" Don't just recognize relatives, he's just a hairstyle. The old man scolded after beating.

"Uncle, you recognized the wrong person, I'm only eighteen years old." I don't know when, Zhou Dagang has appeared in front of the old man's father and son, and he was stunned.

"When I look at you, you're a college student, and my son is kidding." The old man hurriedly said hello, and suddenly the old man's eyes narrowed and said, "Are you really only eighteen years old?" ”

Zhou Dagang asked the old man, took out the student ID card he had just issued and looked at his photo on it, and he was at a loss for a while.

"I'm not sure, that's what my mom told me anyway."

"Then how old do you think I am now?" The old man said with a smile.

Zhou Dagang touched the back of his head and looked at the old man carefully, and finally made a conservative estimate.

"60 years old."

"Actually, I ...... 70 years old. The old man paused slightly, but still finished speaking, "It is because I have been using this KFG facial cleanser that I am 10 years younger" The old man took out a bottle of facial cleanser and showed it to Zhou Dagang.

"Isn't Daddy only 51 years old this year?" The young man muttered quietly on the side, but fortunately Zhou Dagang didn't hear it.

"As long as you use this bottle of facial cleanser, you will ......" The old man thought about it, he was only eighteen years old, and he might be angry if he was too old. Then he said: "Guarantee your eternal youth." ”

In fact, Zhou Dagang estimated that the old man was 75 years old, but he was still a lot more conservative considering the old man's face. As soon as I heard that the old man's actual age was 5 years younger than this, he suddenly lost interest in this facial cleanser, and the glimmer of hope that had just been ignited was unconsciously extinguished.

"Forget it, it is estimated that there will be no change in the next thirty years with a look like mine, so there is no need for it." Zhou Dagang said with a look of loss. In fact, this sentence is also going to the old man's heart, of course, the old man will not show it,

"It's class, I'm sorry, you sell someone else." After Zhou Dagang finished speaking, he walked away silently, and the old man couldn't hold it back, so he could only look at Zhou Dagang's somewhat lonely back.

"Look, this stupid big guy didn't fall for it, Dad, your sales level is too disappointing," the young man said.

"What do you know, he has completely lost confidence in life, such a poor person, your father can't do it." The old man hurriedly prevaricated the young man, but he couldn't damage his prestige in the eyes of the young man.

"Weasel! You're swaggering and deceiving again, don't break your dog's leg today! At this time, a sanitation aunt with a broom suddenly appeared in front of the father and son like a horizontal knife.

"Run, this old lady will not go away all day long, and she will do my good deeds!" The old man scolded as he fled, and the young man swooped out.

"Ouch!" The old man ran and suddenly slipped again, and when he saw it, it turned out that he had stepped on the banana peel on the ground, so he scolded angrily: "The campus sanitation has not been done well, and there is time to do it for Tianxing!" Seeing that the aunt was about to catch up, the old man bit his teeth, and finally reluctantly threw the black bag in the direction of the aunt, and dozens of bottles of facial cleanser spilled out in an instant, and the sanitation aunt had to slow down. At this time, the old man immediately got up and continued to run forward.

"Dad, over there!" At this time, the young man pointed to the fork in the road next to him and shouted to the old man

"Stupid, the shortest straight line between two points, go straight!" The old man limped and scolded as he ran.

"Why is there the shortest straight line between two points?" The young man asked as he ran.

The old man looked pained and tangled, but still replied to him: "You throw a bone to the dog, does the dog run over directly or go around in a circle?" ”

"Running straight over, of course!" Young people feel like this is nonsense.

"You still ask questions that dogs know!" The old man scolded and sped up, leaving the young man behind.

"Oh." The young man replied as if he didn't understand, and quickly chased after him.

After a while, the shadows of these two people on campus were no longer to be found, like, like a fart, which would dissipate after a while, without a trace at all.

Lu Zihao walked alone on the way to class, quietly listening to music. The people around him have become irrelevant, and now he is the only one left in the world. Actually, for Lu Zihao, he likes such a feeling very much.

Suddenly, a beautiful woman dressed in a fashionable fashion walked over and took off his headphones. When Lu Zihao saw it, it turned out to be his high school classmate Fu Ruyan (Taurus).

"Lu Zihao, I really have a relationship with you, high school and college are in the same class." Fu Ruyan turned Lu Zihao's headphones and said.

Lu Zihao just smiled, "That must be a blessing that I have cultivated for three lifetimes." "But it sounds like self-deprecation.

"If you don't come, I haven't seen you for a few months, and you've become handsome again."

"Actually, I've always been like this, it's just that your aesthetic has improved." In Lu Zihao's tone, he didn't seem to have a good impression of this beauty.

"Hey, are there any handsome guys in your dormitory?" Fu Ruyan whispered to Lu Zihao.

"Yes, all of them are handsome guys. I just don't know if they have the money or not. By the way, the tallest handsome guy is a Bentley. Lu Zihao pointed to Ren Siye (Aquarius) not far away and said. Fu Ruyan looked in the direction and saw a tall and thin boy, wearing a slightly yellowed T-shirt on his upper body, probably a gift from the night market, and his lower body was still pants during military training. But the person is very handsome.

"Cut," Fu Ruyan sneered, "Lu Zihao, your sense of humor is still the same." ”

"Believe it or not." Lu Zihao twisted his head to the side, looking indifferent, it seemed that he didn't want to pay attention to her.

"Don't pretend to be cool in front of me, and tell you that there is a big beautiful woman in our dormitory!" Fu Ruyan understands Lu Zihao's temper very well.

"Isn't that you?"

"I'm a far cry from others." Fu Ruyan said this, Zhou Dagang could hear that it was not true.