In fact, muggy is no longer an adjective at this time, but it still rhymes with the season that is not even considered the end of summer, so the weather seems to be very hot early. The chirping of the cicadas, which do not feel the heat, tirelessly strung through the campus, but they were forgotten like the cats on the road, only the quiet shade of the trees was not impetuous, and there was a deep, philosopher's tone in the gloom.

In the bustling crowd, a familiar figure walked slowly on the way to class, and suddenly felt that the endless stream of scenery suddenly became a little silly. Who will have this ability, and who else will be - Zhou Dagang.

"Uncle, how do I get to the gymnasium?" A little girl walked up to Zhou Dagang and asked.

"I'm sorry, I'm a freshman." Zhou Dagang said, "I am 18 years old this year. Looking at the girl with a look of disbelief. Zhou Dagang added. The girl looked at Zhou Dagang carefully and walked away with a surprised expression for a while, but whispered behind Zhou Dagang, "Such a big person still comes to sell cuteness, when I am a three-year-old child!" ”

"I'm really eighteen." Hearing this, Zhou Dagang looked at the sky and muttered to himself, only to see a sparrow chirp flying by—God knows.

In the corner of the school's public toilet, an old man and a young man squatted there and watched the passers-by, there was a big black bag at the feet of the old man, I don't know what was in it, the young man drank a few sips of water, and his eyes were lazy and about to fall asleep.

If you think they're cool, you're wrong, there are idiots squatting next to the toilet to cool off, but maybe they're idiots.

Suddenly, the young man seemed to think of something, and took out a one-eyed blindfold from the torn brown leather bag behind him, and put it on. After the old man exhaled a puff of smoke, he pressed the cigarette butt in his hand to his feet, twisted it a few times, and turned his head to the young man and asked.

"Why are you wearing this, where did this thing come from?"

"Pirate Eye, yesterday the third uncle sold me for twenty yuan, saying that our two masters are villains, and we must have an aura and a return rate when we appear for the first time. Hehe, Dad, isn't it very temperamental. The young man made a V gesture at the old man, which made the old man look disdainful. Dad, you see that woman smiling at me, will she like me? The young man looked at the pedestrians on the road again and smirked.

Syllable! The old man slapped his hand, "You idiot, she thinks you are ridiculous, and you also believe your third uncle's nonsense, the third man is really getting more and more disagreeable, and his family's money is cheating, hurry up and pick it up for me." The old man scolded as he snatched off the young man's blindfold.

"I want to hold your hand like this and don't let go, can you ...... love" Brother Biao hummed "Simple Love" and walked towards the toilet, the old man on the side saw Brother Biao's appearance, a smile came out, like a snot can't be shaken off, and the expression on his face was as obscene as if he had combed his head.

"Business is coming." The old man stood up and muttered to himself.

The old man carried the black bag and smiled at Brother Biao, and his face began to be almost. "Xiao Shuai...... Oops!" As soon as he opened his mouth, the old man was hit in the face by a mineral water bottle flying from nowhere and fell to the ground. And Brother Biao passed by the old man and went into the toilet.

"Dad, are you alright?" The young man hurriedly walked over and picked up the old man who had fallen to the ground.

"Ouch, who is so lacking in virtue, this is going to cost me my life, son, smash your old man's face, you have to knock him well." The old man covered his face while lying in the young man's arms and moaned in pain, but he still endured the pain and said to the young man.

"I'm sorry, the man who sang my idol's song just now was so ugly, I really can't control it, I can't think of smashing the wrong person." A very beautiful girl came up and apologized.

The young man looked like a beautiful girl, and it was the first time that such a beautiful girl took the initiative to speak to the young man, and his heart moved, and the blood in his veins instantly rushed to his head, making his face blush for a while, and he stammered: "No...... It's okay, my dad is thick-skinned, you go quickly, or ....... The young man winked at the girl again.

The girl looked at the old man covering her face, nodded to the young man in understanding, and turned around to leave.

"Hey, wait!" The young man suddenly stopped the girl.

The moment the girl looked back, the halo of sunlight passed the tip of the girl's face and slid into the young man's heart, and the world began to be confused.

"Your mineral water." The young man handed the mineral water to the girl, but his hand kept shaking, the girl looked at the mineral water in the young man's hand, her lips opened slightly, and finally she just smiled at the young man. "It's your mineral water." And he ran away.

The young man's hand suddenly turned from trembling to stiff, "Oops! The old man screamed again. The young man threw away the old man with his other hand, and clenched the bottle of mineral water tightly with both hands, in a daze, in a daze. The young man muttered to himself, "It's exactly the same as in the TV commercial, is this what it feels like to be in love for the first time?" "Smack! The young man stayed there and slapped the old man again, "Hey, Dad, aren't you going to die." Why is it so strong? The young man held the mineral water in both hands and wondered, obviously the old man's tricks were no longer painful for him.

"If I want to die, I will make you angry, such a good opportunity to touch porcelain, you will waste it in vain!" When the old man scolded like this, the young man just bowed his head and didn't want to explain.

"But it's okay, I earned her a bottle of mineral water, and it can't be considered for nothing." The old man said as he bent down to pick up the mineral water that had been half deflated on the ground.

"What, your mineral water?" The young man looked at the mineral water in the old man's hand, and then at the mineral water he was holding. “…… Oh, so this bottle is mine. The young man's eyelids began to droop, as if a little loss had fallen into his eyes.

A cool breeze from the bones of early autumn swept by, so fast that it was just a swish. And the young man's first love is just a swish - skipped.

"The little girl now is so cruel, she took away someone else's first love with a casual smile!" The old man looked at the young man in a daze and shook his head and sighed.

After a while, Brother Biao came out of the toilet, and the old man immediately forgot about the pain, stopped Brother Biao and said to Brother Biao with a smile: "Little handsome guy, when you look at the handsome appearance of the little handsome guy, you know that you like many little girls." ”

"Huh? Haha, where, where, a ...... It's so-wracking. When Brother Biao heard others praise him like this, he suddenly got carried away and became humble.

"I don't know what kind of milk the little handsome guy uses?"

"Wash ...... Facial cleanser...... I don't wash my face! Brother Biao suddenly felt that he had leaked his mouth, and he quickly explained, "I mean you don't need facial cleanser to wash your face." ”

"That's a pity, a handsome guy like you should pay attention to taking care of himself, as the saying goes, people rely on clothes, and beauty depends on makeup. How can such a handsome guy do without some cosmetics? After the old man finished speaking, he took out a bottle of facial cleanser from the black bag. This KFG facial cleanser is made with pure natural Norwegian aloe vera extract, blended with hundreds of ingredients such as Australian dew, but smuggled from Europe. The old man deliberately lowered his tone, and said with a seductive look, and looked around again.

"Doesn't KFC sell fried chicken, and when did you change your career?" Brother Biao asked with wide eyes.

"You don't care if he changes his career or not, anyway, he sells facial cleanser now." After the old man finished speaking, he showed the facial cleanser to Brother Biao. Brother Biao looked at the bottle of facial cleanser carefully, it was written in English, and the only thing that Brother Biao could fully understand was a line of small words under the bottle: "made-in-YIDALI!" Brother Biao subconsciously read it.

"Made in Italy, I kid you not, authentic European." The old man hurriedly agreed.

"Isn't Italy African?" The young man thought for a moment.

"You idiot, don't show people here!" The old man kicked the young man, and the young man shrank there and did not dare to speak.

"made-in-YIDALI, why does it read so awkwardly." Brother Biao felt that something was wrong.

"How can the things of foreign devils be humanized, sheep goods, humanized things are made-in-China, and besides, using this thing is not to make things rare and expensive, especially for people like you who are unconventional." The old man hurriedly said, for fear of being seen something.

"That's right, Biao is innovative, otherwise I wouldn't be called Brother Biao!" The old man's words seemed to hit Brother Biao's heart, and Brother Biao looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and said thoughtfully. Although he doesn't wash his face in the morning, people like him need this kind of thing to prove what it means to be different. At least, Brother Biao thinks so.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Brother Biao stayed there and kept giggling, not knowing what daydreaming was going on in his head again.

The old man had no choice but to poke Brother Biao with his hand, and Biao came back to his senses.

"Okay, how much is this sentence to you?"

"A hundred!"

"So expensive!"

"Italy came to ask for tariffs, of course, it is a little more expensive."

All right. Brother Biao is a good-looking person, since he said it, he had to take out a hundred yuan and give it to the old man.

"Hey, hey, hey. At this time, I had to sing a song. "Brother Biao couldn't help but get up again with the facial cleanser," the sparrow outside the window was mouthful on the telephone pole...... "Brother Biao walked away while singing.

It's just that the old man frowned, the skin on his face twitched slightly, and the corners of his mouth moved slightly. Still couldn't bear it, and finally the old man picked up a bottle of facial cleanser and smashed it at Brother Biao, who had already walked away, but unfortunately it didn't hit the ......

"The purchase price is 1 yuan 2. Dad, you're such a waste. The young man said regretfully.

"Dad, you said that after reading books for so many years, people will be stupid, but fortunately I haven't read many books." Looking at Brother Biao's disappearing figure, the young man seemed to be a little emotional.

"What do you know, people are talents as soon as they come out after reading it, and if you don't read it, you are a scumbag! Social needs are talents, and only people can drive the development of local economy and GDP. ”

"What is a chicken's fart, what do you want them to pull, and it is not better for society to directly find a few donkeys to pull." The young man began to get confused when he heard this.

"It's terrible to be uneducated, hey...... I'm ...... too much of a failure," the old man said with a look of self-reproach, "I'm too lazy to explain to you!" After speaking, the old man ran away and picked up the facial cleanser he had just thrown back.

At this time, Zhou Dagang in the distance walked over.