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Such an offense, which emperor in the world can stand it? But Chen Che just said the wrong thing at this juncture, this wrong thing is impossible for Xuan Tianfei to hear in his life, the empress is in a mess, and she has not reacted for a long time.

"What's wrong with me, I'm the king of a country, the lord of the Ninety-Five, I was vulgarly compared to a tigress, how could there be a trace of excitement in my heart, weird, really weird!" Xuan Tianfei's heart was in turmoil, and what scared Xuan Tianfei even more was that the anger she was trying to raise had disappeared without a trace at some point.

The king is powerless, it is difficult to control the world, Xuan Tianfei was shocked in his heart, and secretly said "not good", quickly put away his messy thoughts, and said angrily: "What did you say?

"I... The foreign envoy said, Your Majesty is as majestic as a tiger, elegant as a phoenix, the face of heaven is better than immortals, and everyone respects him!"

Xuan Tianfei heard this compliment, snorted lightly, disliked it in her heart, and recalled the happy feeling just now, that is the way she likes to chat, but who made her the emperor, it is rare for someone to "offend" her like this, but she was frightened and disappeared, she has the emperor's gains, and the emperor's losses, this is the emperor's helplessness.

"Don't talk about these useless things, say the answer I want to know, and I will spare your sin!"

"Back to Your Majesty, this matter is not difficult, Zhefang is the land of the world, the merchants of the countries come and go to and from the Guide Mansion, the government has given the countries 10,000 pieces of 'peace house' runes, and it is made of different colors according to the national colors of the countries, so as not to be confused, this is the secret rune of the Fire God Terrace of Guide, hanging above the courtyard gate, can avoid the fire and settle the house, we are using it to calculate the number of people in your country. ”

"What do you mean? This rune really has such a god?" Xuan Tianfei frowned, in this era, mathematical calculations are not everyone's learning, only down-and-out literati or businessmen and the like will learn, Her Majesty the Empress has studied the subset of classics and history since childhood, and the essentials of governing the country, so naturally she can't understand Chen Che's words.

"We will select a town of 100,000 people in your country, and send someone to investigate the runes hanging at the gate of the courtyard, and compare this number with the number of people in the whole city to arrive at a ratio. ”

"It's a little interesting, you go on!" Xuan Tianfei was very interested, urging Chen Che to explain quickly.

"After calculation, there are thirty-seven runes in the city of 100,000 people, may I ask Your Majesty, how many people do 10,000 runes correspond to?" Chen Che is not the kind of teacher who knows how to talk stupidly, he prefers to guide the "students" to reveal the answer by themselves.

Her Majesty the Empress suddenly realized, secretly calculated, and quickly came up with a number, and slapped her thigh excitedly, "Twenty-seven million!"

"Your Majesty is really smart! The population of your country, that's how we calculated it!"

"Hahaha, thank you for the compliment, it really has you, it seems that I didn't send a spy to break into my Tang household!" As soon as she said Datang, Xuan Tianfei's face turned red, she was happy for a while, and she forgot her identity as the emperor.

"Hmph, where did you learn such crooked thoughts?"

"The little skill of carving insects is not worth mentioning, it makes Your Majesty laugh!" Chen Che heard that Xuan Tianfei did not mean to blame, so he beat the snake with the stick and followed it.

The empress became more and more interested in Chen Che, how could he have so much strange knowledge in his head, as soon as his mind opened, the empress couldn't hold it back: this kid is talented and good-looking, and he is brave, but unfortunately he is a pillar of the enemy state, and it is difficult for me to use it.

Xuan Tianfei looked down at Chen Che, Chen Che looked calm, as if he had forgotten the game cleanly, thinking of this, Xuan Tianfei couldn't bear it, and kindly reminded: "Silly boy, look at the sky?"

Chen Che looked up at the long sky, the autumn was high and crisp, the blue sky was thousands of miles, a few light clouds were as thin as veil wings, and the scorching sun was not far from the middle of the south.

Chen Che looked at the blue sky, and then asked puzzledly: "Your Majesty, the foreign ministers are ordered to look at the sky, the sky is blue, and the sun is just right, they are not grateful for Your Majesty's favor." ”

"Poor, then poor, I'm asking why you don't go hunting?" The empress was furious, ripped off the jade pendant, and smashed it at Chen Che, this Chen Che, who was stupid when he was smart, really wanted to be torn and eaten by the children of the family.

"Thank you, Your Majesty for the reward, the foreign minister is not not going, but wants to live a little longer. Chen Che took the jade pendant and quickly put it into his arms, lest Xuan Tianfei take back the emperor's order.

"Explain it plainly!" Xuan Tianfei squinted his eyes and urged.

"If the minister enters the mountain, I'm afraid he would have already braided his hair, these turtle grandsons, some have a way to kill me, inside and outside the Changjing City, I'm afraid that only His Majesty's side is the safest place. ”

"The heroes on the Xuanyuan Palace, when they see danger, they think of retreating, and when they are in trouble, they shrink, but they learn to seek the protection of women, hum is really heroic. ”

In the face of the empress's contempt, Chen Che was about to argue with reason, at this time, a sound of horses stepping on the ground came, and then, people outside the courtyard gate were neighing, Xiuen and Wuhan returned from hunting, from the cheers of everyone, it is not difficult to guess that the harvest of the two must be not small.

Everyone was admitted to the hospital, worshiped the saint, and handed over the prey on the spot, Xiuen only hunted a rabbit, and Wuhan was a hero, and he hunted nearly 400 catties of prey.

"Heh, Xiu Gongzi, you are not stupid, you gave all your prey to Wu Gongzi! In order to kill me, you are also quite hard. Chen Che smiled, these two are very good at playing.

Xiu En looked at Chen Che with resentment in his eyes, and said-for-tat: "Hmph, we knew that Ambassador Chen was so incompetent, so we don't have to bother with it." ”

Wu Han didn't want to talk to Chen Che, walked out of the crowd, came to the Fengtai, and bowed to the ground: "Holy Lord, there is no suspense about the victory or defeat, please send down the Holy Decree, cut Chen Che, and uphold justice for us!"

Looking at the children of the family who knelt on the ground, Chen Che was so anxious that he couldn't stop looking outside the courtyard gate.

"Your Majesty, according to the rules, the hunter also has an assistant, my family's light rain has not yet turned, it is too early to make a conclusion now, right?"

"Okay, then wait a little longer, everyone be quiet, the dragon girl is back, I believe Chen Che will say nothing more." "Xuan Tianfei is very calm, and he is rare to be approachable for once.

"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived, my savior has arrived. Chen Che heard the sound and rubbed his hands happily.

Long Xiaoyu rode into the courtyard, jumped off the horse, pulled the long rope, threw down a string of things, and happily puffed up his mouth at Chen Che, with a proud smile on his face.

"Little sir, I didn't kill any creatures, I was all captured alive, you see, I didn't even have any bruises. ”

"Well, Sister Xiaoyu is so amazing!" Chen Che didn't look at the prey, but just picked up the feathers between Long Xiaoyu's hair, squatted on the ground miserably, pressed his eyebrows and face, and praised "life-saving benefactor" with a toothache.

"Two pheasants, four sparrows, weighing as much as nine catties and one tael!!" The little eunuch in charge of weighing shouted loudly with a shrill male duck voice, suppressing his excited tone.

"Hahahaha..." everyone didn't care about filial piety, and they fell back and forth laughing.

"Don't move early, scratch your stomach late!It's all over, what will you do this time?" Following the layman to learn to speak foul language, Xuan Tianfei thought in her heart, of course, she said this: "Aren't you kid quite confident? ”。

"Cut, does it make sense to win or lose, even if I worked hard to hunt before and defeated you two, you, you, and you, will you let me go, will you abandon your old revenge?

"Chen Che, don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, how can I be like you, we should be willing to gamble and lose, and never regret it! But now, it is obviously you who lose, and you dare to make such a quibble! It is really shameful. Wu Han was indignant and glared at Chen Che angrily, eager to avenge his brother immediately.

When everyone heard Wu Han's words, they immediately opened their mouths to express their solidarity and shouted: "Execute Chen Che!

"Wonderful! Wonderful! A good one is willing to gamble and lose, and never regret dying! That being the case, then a word is a certainty, I will win the hatred of the people, and I will die on the spot if I lose!"

"This is still like a human saying! Accept defeat!" everyone cheered and agreed, with a victor's smile, and their eyes stared straight at Chen Che, for fear that he would escape.

Chen Che didn't run away or jump, and still said lightly: "Do you know when the game ends?"

"At noon, it's time to see it!"

"Okay, let's look at the sundial, is it noon?"

"Hmph, there is only half a pillar of incense left, can you still turn the sky upside down?"

Chen Che saw that the time was almost up, and said to Xuan Tianfei: "Your Majesty, please wait here, I'll go and get the prey!"

"Accurate!" Xuan Tianfei was not afraid that Chen Che would escape, inside and outside the hunting ground, surrounded by heavy troops, Chen Che did not have such an opportunity.

"Get out of the way! Xiaoyu, let's go!"

Chen Che rolled up his sleeves, drank away from everyone, and left with Long Xiaoyu.

"There are no large animals in the Changjing Royal Hunting Ground, most of the birds and beasts weigh dozens of catties, and it is difficult to fight a rabbit. ”

"That is, the Zhefang people sit in the well and watch the sky, and they don't know how thick the sky is, so they are really so easy to fight as a prey?"

"Everyone should be careful, Imperial Castle guards, strengthen vigilance to prevent the evil envoys from escaping!"

The children of the family had different opinions, but none of them believed that Chen Che was looking for prey.

It didn't take much effort, Chen Che and Long Xiaoyu went and returned, each pulling two long dragon-like things, and the silver light in them jumped, as if there were living creatures jumping.

"Bother the little father-in-law, weigh these prey again!" Chen Che and Long Xiaoyu threw out four large net bags of fish and shrimp one after another, like a general returning in triumph.

The little eunuch in charge of weighing ordered someone to cut open the net bag, pour out the fish and shrimp, and put two whole baskets in it, the fish and shrimp were very fresh, and the fishy smell was not heavy.

When Chen Che saw the fish, he was happy, and he had a feeling of harvesting a lot, and said happily: "Hehe, it's good to eat fresh fish, wait a minute, I'll show my cooking skills, and let you taste Zhefang's diving fish." ”

"Okay, okay!!" Long Xiaoyu was very happy.

Looking at Long Xiaoyu's dancing appearance, a slight "coo" sound came from Her Majesty's throat.