Sometimes, time is like a rabbit, and when you want to catch it, a smoke disappears. Sometimes, time is not a pig-killing knife at all, it is a pig, and you can't kick it even if it's so heavy.

The bald man on the stage has been talking for 2 hours, but he doesn't seem to be able to prove his existence at all, and the people in the audience are still talking and laughing, sleeping and sleeping, although he has worked hard. Who asked him to make this freshman opening ceremony very boring, the truth of twelve pounds has been polished out by the bald man's mouth, it is really more Chinese class than high school Chinese class.

"This bald man has a titanium mouth, and he hasn't been tired for so long." Lu Zihao (Scorpio) raised his right hand that was playing with his mobile phone until he was numb, and shook it a few times.

"Classmate, please take your hand away and block my view." Lu Zihao turned his head, and a middle-length straight-haired beauty behind him was looking at him expressionlessly, her temperament revealed some arrogance intentionally or unintentionally, and she faintly felt a lion-like domineering.

Lu Zihao turned to look at the bald man in the stands and smiled: "What is so good about baldness." ”

"Better than you."

actually compared himself to this bald man, the handsome Lu Zihao's self-esteem was suddenly hit by these careless words, although he was extremely confident in his appearance, he still felt that his hairstyle was messed up, and subconsciously dialed it a few times.

"Haven't you heard a famous quote from Albert Einstein: Character is a person's interior, and reputation is a person's appearance." Establishing a good image in front of women is every man's respect for women, Lu Zihao suddenly remembered a famous sentence he copied when he copied essays in high school, and he didn't expect it to come in handy now.

"This sentence seems to be said by Shakespeare, if you don't read much, then please don't quote the scriptures here, it's really embarrassing." The beauty's eyes showed a little disdain and even ridicule, but her words were very stingy, and she didn't leave any affection.

I wanted to show off my literary literacy, but I was laughed at by this beauty, and suddenly Lu Zihao felt embarrassed.

There is still a good saying: "Showing off is like a peacock opening the screen, while showing his beauty, he was seen******** Lu Zihao turned around and wanted to say something to the beauty, but was stopped by the squad leader next to him.

"Don't mess with her, her temper and personality are not very approachable, she is the principal's daughter, she is in the same class as us, you have to pay attention in the future." The squad leader whispered to Lu Zihao.

"The principal's daughter is arrogant, and she really thinks this school is her family." Lu Zihao smiled and said softly. "What's her name?"

"Xu Mengjie (Leo)."

"Xu Mengjie." Lu Zihao read, and wanted to turn around again to take a closer look at this arrogant beauty, but it happened that the light on the stage hit the bald man's head, reflecting into Lu Zihao's eyes - dazzling.

Perhaps this could not be understood as a bald man's protest against the crowd's ignorance......

Ma Biaoyu (Sagittarius) on the other side of Lu Zihao is comfortable, of course, he prefers others to call him Brother Biao, who is looking for beautiful women while holding a lollipop. The hand unconsciously pressed the lollipop's stick, and suddenly saw a beautiful woman in front of him, "Hey, hey, hey......" Brother Biao laughed involuntarily as soon as he looked at it. Of course, as soon as his mouth loosened, the lollipop's stick bounced out, drawing an arc fluently in the air. smashed on the head of the beautiful woman in front. Brother Biao's eyes widened, and he quickly pretended to be nothing. Sure enough, the beauty turned her head like a cat looking for mice from a pile of garbage, and she would never let it go once she found it. Brother Biao happened to have one in his pocket, and as soon as his eyes turned to an idea, he pushed against Zhou Dagang (Capricorn) who was in a daze on his legs, and at this time, Zhou Dagang had already fainted and had slept for more than half an hour. In his dreams, it was a strange place.

On the endless grassland, Zhou Dagang, dressed in black, rode a horse as strong as himself, admiring the beautiful scenery of the grassland, the continuous sunshine was as comfortable as a quilt, and the grass on the ground was as dense as a blanket, and a dog followed behind fell asleep.

"The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills, what kind of song is the most swaying, what kind of song is the most expected...... Huh......" Zhou Dagang patted the back of his head and said inexplicably: "I can't sing, why did I suddenly sing?" Just when Zhou Dagang was unbelievable, suddenly, Ma suddenly sang: "The crooked river comes from the sky and flows to the sea of thousands of purples and thousands of reds." Hot ballads are our expectations, singing while walking along the way is the most comfortable, we have to sing the most happy! ”

"Horses can sing, Mom, youkai!" Zhou Dagang fell off the horse in fright, and even ran away with his legs, waking up the dogs next to him.

"It's a fuss, you stupid and fat people can sing "The Most Dazzling National Style", why can't I. yes, Brother Dog. The disdainful horse said to the dog, and when the dog heard this, he immediately fled in the direction of Zhou Dagang. Zhou Dagang escaped for a long time and finally stopped, Zhou Dagang really couldn't run and squatted and gasped for breath, and suddenly felt something on his shoulder, Zhou Dagang looked at it, it was a dog's leg! I saw the dog on Zhou Dagang's shoulder and panted: "I'm scared to death, the horse actually spoke, what the hell!" Whew......"

Before the dog finished speaking, Zhou Dagang immediately punched the ascension fist, hitting the dog's chin, which was actually Brother Biao's, only to see Brother Biao's mouth crooked, his body tilted, and the lollipop in his hand happened to fall in the middle of Zhou Dagang's crotch. Zhou Dagang was also scared awake at this time, and if he didn't wake up again, he would probably be scared to death. Zhou Dagang panted and looked at Brother Biao, only to realize that it was a dream just now, and quickly apologized, fortunately, the punch was missed, and Brother Biao was not a big deal. At this time, Zhou Dagang suddenly felt that someone was looking at him, Zhou Dagang looked ahead and found a beautiful woman looking at him, without blinking. Zhou Dagang looked directly at the beauty for a long time. The beautiful woman took the stick that Brother Biao threw just now and said, "You threw it?" ”

From such a distance, the stunned Zhou Dagang couldn't hear what the beauty was saying, pointed at himself with his index finger and said, "Are you talking to me?" ”

Although Zhou Dagang said that he was stunned, his physical fitness was first-class! Zhou Dagang couldn't hear clearly, and of course the beauty couldn't hear either. However, looking at Zhou Dagang's gestures, the beauty thought that Zhou Dagang was saying, "It's me, what's wrong?" ”

The beauty's eyes were angry, as fierce as a cut onion, and she couldn't see it.

The beauty still looked at herself without blinking, Zhou Dagang suddenly felt that the crotch of his pants was hard, Zhou Dagang was a little overwhelmed, looked down to cover up, and found that there was a lollipop in his crotch, this next week Dagang finally understood, it turned out that the beauty was holding the lollipop stick and asked him for this lollipop, but how could this lollipop be under his crotch, Zhou Dagang didn't have time to be unbelievable, and hurriedly threw the lollipop to her.

And the beauty saw Zhou Dagang sitting in the distance, and lowered her head as if she had taken a lollipop from under her crotch. And threw it in this direction. Boom! It hit myself on the head.

Zhou Dagang saw that he had thrown it on someone's head, grabbed the clothes on his chest with one hand and blamed himself for throwing it too far, and shook his hand with the other hand and quickly apologized in a panic: "I didn't mean to!" ”

When the beauty saw Zhou Dagang's movements, she mistakenly thought that Zhou Dagang was shouting: "It's you who smashed, don't look at me!" Look again, watch me tear your clothes again! ”

The beauty looked at this Zhou Dagang's tiger's back and bear's waist, Kong Wu's powerful appearance, thinking that she was a weak woman, if he really had to do this, the beauty didn't dare to think about it, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to look back, tears flowed down, I guess I thought about my mother this time.

The honest Zhou Dagang saw that the beauty turned around, and he didn't seem to blame himself, and slapped the back of his head a few times.

Brother Biao next to him saw that Zhou Dagang had carried the black pot for himself, "Hehe, hehe......" still couldn't help laughing, "Ouch! Brother Biao seemed to forget that his jaw was still hurting, and rubbed his chin again.

Finally over, bursts of warm applause as if he had never seen the world, and rushed to the stage. Dean Bald never seemed to be so popular. Every applause has to be bowed. This can catch the students below, and the applause just doesn't stop, one after another. The bald courtyard had no choice but to bow non-stop, and the vice president next to him couldn't stand it anymore and motioned for everyone to stop. Bird you! The applause came even more violently.

Finally, the bald man bowed excessively, supported his waist with one hand, and supported the podium with the other, and his face was lifted down by others with a painful look, it seemed that his waist flashed, and then everyone stopped, and the vice president next to him had to announce the end of the opening ceremony, shook his head and thanked the curtain with a sigh.

And the real university life has officially kicked off at this moment......