If this was before, the process after returning home would have looked like this:

Change slippers, pull stinky and smelly, wash your hands, watch a few commercials on TV, eat a banana, wash your hands again, divide chopsticks, serve rice, sit down to eat, wash dishes, turn off lights, urinate and do homework......

But there are some discrepancies today, although I know that my identity is special, but the Heavenly Master should also have to do his homework, not to mention that he was punished......

I didn't pick up the tempting banana, let alone excrete the Qi in my body, hoping that in the absence of supplies, my Yuan Shen could support me to copy a little poetry first, and I didn't want to lose sleep because of my homework.

"Wash your hands and eat!"

It is still necessary to excrete before eating, which is also to give the "other me" more fresh food, and it must not be allowed to continue to be reused.

"You're almost there, don't hold on to it at night."

"No, no, no, you don't know, it seems to be one me eating, but it's actually two."

My mother subconsciously looked at my stomach, and then as if she was stupid, she raised her head violently and said, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

You all give us a review, how can any mother say this about her son! So of course I had to retort: "Hey, you don't understand, I actually ......"

"Okay, okay, let's eat less, and go down for a stroll in a while."

"I'm afraid I can't do it today, the teacher left a lot of homework."

"Then don't eat it, hurry up and do your homework."

"Okay~"

Gu Shang's ears are very sensitive, and after listening to our conversation, he immediately shouted: "It's time for Gu Yang to wash the dishes!" ”

At this time, my mother was still very fair and said to Gu Shang: "He has a lot of homework, you can brush it first, and let him brush it tomorrow." ”

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I don't know if you've all heard the saying - "a good memory is not as good as a pen", I think, this is completely ineffective for people like me, I used to copy words all night long, I didn't think I had to write down much, and repeated copying with emotions will increase my own disgust, and the effect is worse.

You may ask, isn't it just a matter of copying a few poems, no matter how bad it is, there are only a few sentences, how many can you copy? I can only say that you are still too young, and we write poems silently, such as the teacher table and the preface to King Teng's pavilion...... It's not the full text, but that's enough to see.

In order to pass the boring time, I turned on the radio, and the volume was controlled so that I could hear it, but it was not noisy, which was difficult, and don't forget, there was an open-air dance hall at the back of our house......

It turns out that when multiple irritability factors are intertwined, you will want to give up everything and find a way to relax, and if you still have a shred of composure, you may continue to finish the trickiest or most important things beforehand.

I copied several poems, and I didn't finish copying them until Gu Shang was asleep.

"Penalized?"

"You care?"

"You can't get your IQ anywhere."

"You can't take the test to support me?"

"I love you!"

"Then what are you cursing me for, sleep on you!"

Having said that, I never seemed to have seriously thought about the future, but I only heard my parents and teachers say that if I can't get into college, I won't be able to do anything in the future. (If I had known what education the rich people had at that time, I would have jumped up against the fallacy of "academic supremacy")

There are still a few math problems that have not been written, so let's forget it, go a little early tomorrow and copy other people's.

So, I stretched and prepared to pack my bag.

At this time, I suddenly found a postcard in my bag, which read: I may not be the one who knows you best, but I must be the one who tries the hardest to understand you.

“……”

I've seen this postcard, it was used by Lan Yuxuan as a bookmark, why did it put it in my school bag? Could she ......

I felt a little feverish, and my facial movements were obviously a little sinister, but luckily no one noticed, otherwise I would have to explain to them who the guy who had a crush on me was, it was too much trouble.

Look, the secrecy work is so good! There is no trace of it! In fact, I am also very afraid of being confessed to my face, since I was a child, I have been said to be a neuropath, and the sudden "spring breeze" will definitely not be used to it.

Since Lan Yuxuan likes me so much, should I reluctantly accept her? Wait, I don't know what boyfriend and girlfriend need to do yet, and I don't have a love manual or anything, so I blame myself for underestimating my charm, so that happiness is knocking on the door, and I'm still looking for guilt outside.

No, since they are all people with girlfriends, why are they embarrassed not to even write homework?

So, I took out my math book and homework book and got it done with excitement!

The night was deeper, the starlight wanted to sprinkle on the earth, but it was covered by the lazy clouds, and the leaves waiting to bathe were a little anxious, so they swayed desperately, hoping to attract the attention of the wind, but the wind was fascinated by the flowers, carefully brushing away the dust and frost on their bodies, so that the grass was envious, and the puddle of clear water by the flowers and plants was particularly naughty, rippling from time to time, wanting to disturb the moon's thoughts, but the smart moon was not tempted, quietly accompanied the night sky, and enjoyed this old movie that never got tired of watching.

Later, I had a dream, dreaming that on the beach I longed for, a gust of sea breeze blew the sea water ashore, Lan Yuxuan and I smiled happily, and we were not resentful of washing away the sand city we had just piled up.

Suddenly, Lan Yuxuan shyly confessed to me, so I turned my head with a red face and whispered something I forgot to see from where I saw the love words, she gently snuggled up to my back, I raised my head happily, closed my eyes, and listened to the cicadas not far away.

But it didn't take long for the cicadas to chirp, but the "pressure" behind them was getting bigger and bigger, as if Lan Yuxuan was standing and falling asleep, I didn't look back, my hands reached behind my back, wanting to protect her, afraid that she would fall down because of her unsteady standing, but I felt a little unsupportable, like she was deliberately pressing me, I felt that the joke was not good anymore, so I wanted to turn around to stop her, and this time I turned around, I woke up......

Guchan's feet were stepping on my back.

I hurriedly got up, and when I saw Gu Shang's hideous face, I should have been having a nightmare, blaming me for finding that Gu Shang had put on a "big" character before going to bed, which took up most of my "territory", so I could only bend down and sleep under his feet, and this unfortunate thing happened.

I sighed, gently put Gu Shang's hand back on his side, and accidentally woke him up, I really didn't mean to, I also want to complain about the scenes in the TV series that covered the quilt and even picked it up and "transferred", how dead does that person have to sleep to be messed around without waking up......

"What are you smoking?"

"If you didn't almost kick me out, what would I do with you?"

"I said, there's something you can't step on."

“……”

I readjusted my posture and prepared to fall asleep again, hoping to walk along the beach with Lan Yuxuan, watching the sunset, watching the stars, listening to the tsunami (an exaggerated technique, not that kind of natural disaster), listening to the cicadas......

However, the sound of cicadas can no longer be heard, as the so-called "the slanting sun cherishes the falling leaves, the city is full of golden, the cicadas still want to make trouble, how can the wind be slightly cool"......