I walked out of the school gate in a daze, and instead of going home in a hurry to copy the poems, I was in a trance, listening to two voices arguing (I saw this scene in the cartoon, that is, an angel on the left and a demon on the right).

The devil said, "To live is to be happy in time!" You have to know, why are you doing so hard when you don't study this material? ”

The angel said, "People always grow, sometimes because of people, sometimes because of things, I want you to mature at one time, and not to be a child after being beaten repeatedly." ”

The demon couldn't take it anymore, and pointed to the angel's nose and said, "You fat man who pretends to be tall!" I ask you, what's so good about him when he's mature? Do you want him to keep world peace? ”

When the angel saw that the demon was coming, he retorted, "Is it true that maturity is to maintain world peace?" ”

My attention was completely drawn to them, and I knew what they were, one to maintain world peace, and the other to compel the former to maintain world peace. One does all the good deeds, and the other forces the former to do the best.

I wanted to see the two of them fight, but I forgot that they were my inner OS, and they must all follow me, cowardly.

But I'm still going to take sides.

As an Aquarius, I have very peculiar ideas. For example, this choice is not based on who is reasonable, but who is cuter and more handsome, you can make up for these two goods: one looks that people have nothing to say, and the other looks make people lazy to say anything.

So I quickly had an answer.

I was about to comfort them and carry out the ideological propaganda of the united front to them, when someone behind me stopped me.

"Wait, lad."

I turned around and looked, I was dripping! It is actually a Taoist priest with hair and beard and a white robe, he holds gossip in his left hand and I Ching in his right hand...... Ah. It's just that in my impression, there is still a lack of dust.

"You...... Call me? ”

"Well, young man, I see you've been sullen, have you encountered something unhappy?"

I understand this routine, I used to meet the kind of "master" who told people fortunes on the street, and my mother said that it was all a lie, saying that it was all a lie, saying that you would see that your Yin Tang was black, and there was a bloody disaster, and she also said that she would be merciful and scatter how many years of her cultivation, (for the sake of money) just to help you get through the difficulties, Brabra...... Another point is very suspicious, when the Taoist priest says "I", shouldn't he call it "poor Tao"? It seems that he is a half-witted person who pretends to be a Taoist priest and comes out to deceive.

"I'm sorry, I'm not counting my life."

"Wait, wait, I just feel like I'm destined for you, I want to talk to you, don't worry, I'm not a liar, I don't take money."

As soon as I heard that I didn't want money, why didn't I take advantage of it?

"I was told by the teacher today, oh yes, I was run over by a bicycle when I went out."

The Taoist nodded and said to me, "Come with me." ”

"Huh?"

Uncle, you don't want money, you want to die, don't you?

The Taoist saw through my thoughts, smiled and said, "We can't just stand here and say, isn't there a small park in front of us?" Let's go there and talk, don't worry, there are so many people coming and going. ”

I want to laugh in my heart, this person is quite familiar with the environment, have you stepped on it a little? But the small park is my territory, are you afraid that you won't be able to do it?

"Okay, then I'll talk to you."

(Warm reminder, I was brain-dead back then, don't learn from me, in case you meet a bad person, I'm not responsible)

There aren't too many people laughing and playing in the small park, but if the Taoist wants to commit murder, I'm afraid it's not that easy, not to mention how clever I am, just the big brothers passing by can subdue him.

"Young man, have you ever heard of Christianity?"

“……”

Look, I'm just saying I'm a liar pretending to be a Taoist priest, and now I'm talking about Christianity, see how I tear off your hypocritical mask!

I fixed my mind and said, "Aren't you a Taoist?" Did he feel that the Tao was not working, and he converted to Jesus? ”

Daoist elder laughed a few times and said, "Haha, I'm not a Christian, and I don't know if Taoism is magical, but when I saw you, I suddenly remembered that Christianity divides the 'heavens' into seven layers, and the second of them, that is, Tuesday, is called Mercury Heaven, which is where the angels are imprisoned." ”

“…… Yes? ”

It's an angel again, I saw it just now, yes, no, it was on my shoulder! Why was he detained so quickly? I don't understand these things at all, and I don't want to understand them, all I care about now is whether or not I am an angel reincarnation!

"Hmm...... Let's put it this way, in their Christian parlance, everything you encounter today is because when the angel was imprisoned, one of them escaped and happened to find you. ”

Oh...... That makes sense, but the angel is really enough, like a quarrelsome aunt.

"But in our Taoist view, it is contrary to metaphysics, I am just telling you the cause and effect that you have encountered today." The Taoist chief opened the Book of Changes, took out a few copper coins sandwiched in the book, and continued, "Zhang Tianshi will come to this world to preach every other day, and today is the right time, before I stop you, I calculated a hexagram, and said on the façade that the person Zhang Tianshi chose this time is you." ”

“…… What? ”

I'm not interested in the I Ching gossip, and I'm not interested in why I was chosen, at least let me understand the previous question.

"Dao Chief, that's what I should call you."

"Haha, it's okay."

"Oh, I want to ask you, did Zhang Tianshi possess my body, or did he change my primordial spirit? I'm ...... now."

"Child, don't divulge the secrets." I hear this on TV, I get it.

"Okay, so may I ask what your road number is......?"

The Taoist chief shook his head and said softly: "The so-called monks do not speak of their names, and the Tao does not speak of longevity, but they are also monks, so you don't need to know too much. ”

I wanted to continue to ask, but I saw the Taoist chief put away the copper coin, got up and said to me: "Actually, although I have only one side relationship with you, I know that you are extraordinary, you and I don't have to see each other in the future, child, the Tao is boundless, if you are interested, you can learn some I Ching gossip, it will be of great benefit." ”

After saying that, the Taoist chief left, and I was dazed and inexplicably excited.

"Damn, it turns out that I'm such a bull B!"

After this incident, I became more and more convinced. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense, that Taoist priest is not related to me, why is he talking to me so much? The point is, don't want money yet!

Just as I was excitedly walking home, I met Lan Yuxuan at the school gate, she seemed to see me chatting with the Taoist chief in the small park, and said mysteriously: "Young man, haven't you been trafficked?" ”

Of course, I ignored this kind of layman, glared at her, and then said arrogantly: "You wait for mortals to know a fart!" ”

She sighed and said, "I really don't know what you have in your head, forget it, Ai Chen and I are going home together, alas, my brain is sick, and it is useless to take medicine." ”

After speaking, Ai Chen jumped and ran over, maybe she didn't hear it in front, but she really heard what she said that I was sick, so she echoed with a smile: "I knew he was sick, let's go." ”

I snorted at their backs and bounced home.

"Father, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, here it says a Taoist priest has been arrested." Then he shouted at my mother, who was cooking, "I said, there are really a lot of liars now, and they deceive people in different ways, you look at this, just giving people feng shui to cheat so much money." ”

"What do you say? I'm cooking here, I can't hear you. ”

Therefore, I have never told my parents that I am the reincarnation of the Heavenly Master......