The holidays are always short, probably because they are not as torturous as when they were in school.

According to my analysis, there are probably two situations: one is that the homework is not finished and the students write it at night; The other is that you don't have enough fun and have fun at night.

I was an exception, although I didn't sleep at night, but I wanted to see when Haitao was going to copy, and it turned out that he was much stronger than me......

"Look at you one by one, is this holiday syndrome so serious? As for the squad leader, put the homework away. ”

"Oh yes!" \(^o^)/

"Huh? How are you so young? ”

"I'm so excited to see you." I think Haitao's excuse is inferior, and he doesn't say anything about the horse's hooves, and he also exposes himself as mentally retarded......

“…… Okay, let's lie on my stomach first, and I'll be refreshed in class for a while! ”

So, I finally ushered in the quiet time, and once again broke into the backyard of Zhou Gong's house, saying that if I have thoughts, I have dreams, so when I went in, I found that it was full of nightmares......

Xiao Zhou, who was furious, called us to the class to be criticized one by one (because there were too many people, the office really couldn't fit it).

"Little A, why are you so wrong? Take it back and rewrite it! Little B (everyone understands it here), you still have a few questions, don't you know! Gu Yang, you also call it homework? How do I usually educate you? "Then, he started attacking my mid-game with eighteen punches, and he was spanking.

I woke up suddenly...... Belch...... What a terrible dream......

Since the homework was handed in, my heart has been half-hanging, and I think the comrades who are troubled by the homework will feel the same way, we are not afraid to hand in the homework, what we are afraid of is that the teacher actually looks at the homework...... In fact, it's nothing to look at homework, as long as I don't get beaten, I'm not afraid of anything!

Then again, I need to remind all teachers and parents that from the perspective of science and technology, spanking is absolutely impossible, and there are some ruthless parents who take off their children's butts and spank their pants, eh? It is to take off the child's pants and spank, which will leave a shadow on the child, and will make the child closely associate making mistakes with taking off his pants, so every time he takes off his pants, he unconsciously wants to make a mistake, do you think he can avoid accidents?

If the child makes a mistake, he can slap the palm of his hand, as long as he remembers the pain, he will achieve his goal.

"Brother Haitao, are you awake? What time did you make up yesterday? ”

"It's late, I forgot what time it was, I listened to the radio at night, damn, that show was too cheap, and I put on a cross talk joke that I couldn't sleep, I often copied the wrong line, and there were the wrong ones, I went, and I wrote a lot of mistakes. You wrote me a dozen pages of that, I've got a full book! ”

"Haha, who made you blind!"

"It's okay, it's so funny, I'm reluctant to close."

"The! By the way, why do you go to school in the afternoon? ”

"I don't know, maybe I'm going to buy clothes."

"Buying clothes? Didn't buy it on vacation? ”

"Where do you have time, how many days have I stayed with you! My mom was so tired of it. ”

“…… What kind of logic are you......"

"Anyway, it's not far, let's go and see, hey, so sleepy, let's talk about it."

When it comes to clothes, it is equivalent to opening the conversation box of female friends, so ......

"Hey, hey, what's the clothes? Where to buy? Is it discounted? I want to go shopping too. ”

In the next five minutes, I listened to Lan Yuxuan and Ai Chen chatting non-stop, and I rubbed my face on the side, laughing helplessly......

"You're still not letting me sleep......"

"Suzu ......"

"It's class again, it's really annoying."

"You're so poor! Every time I don't listen to it well, I still talk a lot. ”

I ...... "Well, think about what she said, it's actually right......

"Okay, class!"

"Stand up! Old ~ Teacher ~ Good ~"

"Sit down, new semester, new atmosphere."

I don't like to hear this, shouldn't the teacher's teaching style be rigorous? So, I resolutely retorted, "Teacher, we've been in school for a month this semester......"

Unexpectedly, the teacher's backhand was a loss: "You have slept all over the past month, are you embarrassed to say?" Okay, don't be poor, listen to the lectures. "Am I poor again? Who did I recruit and provoke...... (-Gu Yang: Brothers and sisters, am I poor?) - Brothers and sisters: Hehe, poor! -Gu Yang: I hate it...... ）

"Teacher, I will never be poor again!"

Some people say that children who lie will definitely go to hell, but I don't care at all now, why didn't anyone tell me that there was such a thing as going to hell before I lied for the first time?

I don't know why, the more hungry this class is, the more I eat during recess, in order to ensure physical development, the school will also provide a meal, now think about it, I really miss it.

Rice...... I'm going to eat......

"People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry." I don't know who invented this sentence, I really don't understand, does iron eat steel? But it's true that I'm hungry.

"Coo...... this is the sound of my belly.

"Don't scream, poor!" How can there be such a nasty little ghost!

I didn't bother to hold on to her, I was so hungry that I couldn't even salivate......

I'm just looking forward to it, looking forward to it...... Finally, spring is here for the students!

When I got home, I didn't wait for my mother to urge me to eat, and after washing my hands, I stood next to my mother to "supervise", which made my mother think I was in the way, and asked me to go aside.

Later, I ate a lot, this kind of overeating is often said by my mother, relying on the youth, I feel okay, remind all friends who have graduated for many years, overeating is extremely dangerous, don't eat for the sake of eating, you have to live......

In the afternoon, Lan Yuxuan brought a notebook, which was very good-looking, she said that she spent a lot of pocket money, so I didn't even have the qualifications to touch it, I found a page with a leaf in it, she said that she picked it up when she went out to play last year, and it was very good-looking, so she put it in the notebook.

Of course I'm not convinced.,And I think it's really not in line with my manly temperament to buy such a book.,So I decided,Do it yourself after school.,Also make a similar notebook!

Just do it!

During the training, I went around to see if there were any small animals that I could make into a specimen, and I didn't find anything until I was done, so I secretly pinched a few pine branches while the teacher and classmates were not paying attention (this is not right, I will not do it in the future).

When I got home, I began to study how to be better than Lan Yuxuan's.

"Gu Shang Guyang, wash your hands and eat."

"Gu Yang had a convulsion, and said he wouldn't eat it."

"Why are you talking about me, I'm doing creation here!"

"Take a bunch of broken leaves and scratch it around, also called creation?"

"You know Mao is a creation!"

Don't talk nonsense to ordinary people, he doesn't understand art, everyone should understand, right? What the? Say I'm just jerking? Since you guys said so, then I won't do it! Actually, I'm just missing an excuse......

The night has given us so much, and those who go to bed early have left me all the time I should have enjoyed, and I must live up to the high spirits of all expectations......

I found that today's moon is very beautiful, very clean, accompanied by stars, and gradually covered by clouds, I can't help but be stunned: "The moon drinks the clouds and the sea of stars, and the night is sultry and climbs the platform." I wanted to get drunk and chase my dreams, but the beautiful scenery invited me to stay. ”