Chapter 13: The Last Physical Education Lesson
Normally, as long as last night was beautiful, then the mood in the morning is not bad, but today, the unexpected happened.
When I returned to the classroom after a happy training, I found that Comrade Xiao Zhou was looking at us with a sad heart.
"Teacher, what's wrong?"
"Go back and sit down, I have something to say."
I glanced at Lao Mao, he shook his head, and then at Haitao, he also shook his head, I put my hope on Lan Yuxuan, and found that she didn't bother me at all.
"Students, today's physical education class is the last physical education class of your junior high school year, and you will go to the playground to run a few laps in the morning, and ah, you should leave a good impression on the teacher in this physical education class, don't teach you for three years, your impression is nonsense."
After speaking, the class was silent.
Silence is better than sound at this point, but the result cannot be changed.
I was just about to tilt my head, Lan Yuxuan immediately picked up a book and put it on the table: "Go and go, don't cross the line, I really don't know what you can do all day except sleep." ”
"It's a lot, eating, pooping, playing football, women's ...... Wait. ”
"Female what?"
"What do you care? It's up to you. ”
"Look at you're not a good bird."
"Yes, yes, your Miss Lan has no choice but to go bird! Sleep~"
I recharge my batteries and wait for the moment when the trumpet sounds...... Comrades! Come with me to the playground of hope~
In the last physical education class, we let go of ourselves without reservation, but we had the urge to cry, missing this playground, and missing the only class in middle school life that we never slept in......
I sat on the lawn for a long time and refused to get up, and the man beside me said my heart: "I'm tired, I guess I'll have to sleep again when I go back." ”
[Pick-up - real name Wang Yu, as for why he was nicknamed, I forgot it, anyway, it's used to it]
You may ask, why don't I have a nickname? Actually, I have, called a peerless beautiful man!
When Dazhi heard this, he complained: "You are all asleep, the teacher should ask me to answer the question again, I have no rut, and you don't want to think about it, which teacher has no opinion on you now." ”
That's right, the teachers have made several small reports to Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou has also carried out a rectification campaign, but the effect is average, if it weren't for the fact that my class grades are always the first in the grade, it is estimated that Xiao Zhou will get out of class early, so other teachers simply turn a blind eye, after all, sleeping is much better than turning heads and ears......
We were walking towards the classroom when we bumped into Xiao Wang and Xiao Feng, and their next session was their PE class.
"Brothers, discuss and discuss, it should be cold in the future, take advantage of the good weather today, let's play a game of football in two shifts at noon."
"Damn, you see that we are tired like grandchildren, can you bear it?"
"Aren't we going to have physical education classes soon, there are about ten people in my class, how many can you take?"
"Shangmao, think about it, you have to go home after school, you need to go home in the process, you have to eat when you get home, you have to rest for a while after eating, you have to go to the playground after the break, you have to move to the playground, you have to kick after the activity, right?"
"Suzu ......"
Lao Mao urged me to say, "Don't be poor, hurry back to work and go to sleep." ”
"You still know me", I gave Lao Mao a flying eye, turned his head to Xiao Wang and said, "Let's go, brother, there will be many opportunities to play football in the future." ”
In the last lesson, we fell down unsurprisingly, Dazhi is an exception, he should have discovered the potential to be strong, he can't do it if he is not strong, he is too close to the teacher. I feel like he is like Ultraman, and he doesn't know that he still has a big move until he is beaten to the point where he can't stand up.
Don't think it's bad for us to sleep, and don't give us a class and say that we don't respect the teacher, we just did a good job of pre-studying, and we rotted everything the teacher was going to talk about in our hearts (I seem to have developed a new skill: serious nonsense).
In short, sleeping has become a part of our learning career, and it may be the most important part, after all, we can study well by cultivating enough spirit.
After a full meal at noon, I thought that my physical strength could recover seventy or eighty, but I didn't expect it to be sluggish.
I was a little unconscious in my legs, so when I got back to the classroom, I was lying on the desk.
Lan Yuxuan didn't pinch me as usual and say that I had crossed the line, but asked softly: "Are you tired from playing football?" ”
"Tired, didn't you see it too."
"I didn't see it much."
“…… That Yan boss is too cheap! ”
"What's wrong?"
"You don't know what too cheap is? The one in the palace. ”
"I asked him what was wrong with you, hate!"
"It's too profound, you won't understand."
"Forget it."
"Huh?"
"Call sister."
"Don't stink."
My eyelids were always fighting, and I felt like I was in math class.
"Hey, don't sleep, okay?"
"In class, don't talk to me, okay?"
"Are you stupid, don't you see that they are all discussed?"
I glared at her! Both the soul and the body despise her! You idiot, how dare you call me stupid?
"Then you can discuss it yourself."
"I know, Gu Yang, what do you think of this question? Oh, I think @#¥%&* (this sentence she's learning from me...... )。 Wow, you know? Awesome! That's (these two words, learn me...... Rabbit)! ”
I was wrong, she was not an idiot, but a schizophrenic......
"Lan Yuxuan, tell me about the results of your discussion."
I'll go, Comrade Xiao Zhang, if it weren't for the fact that you are my teacher, we would have a fight before graduation! (- Passerby Jia: cowardice.) - Passer-by: Do you do it, do you come? )。
Time is splashing, but it doesn't splash my lovely campus, and this damn class makes me feel a lot older.
I thought that when I opened my eyes after closing my eyes, I saw the smiling faces of my classmates packing their schoolbags and preparing to go home, but many times when I opened my eyes, I saw the same teacher on the podium with a hideous face and a hideous face.
"Why don't you get out of school yet~"
"Don't be poor, the teacher will focus on the point."
I glared at her! Make up for everything you didn't stare at just now! While she's not paying attention, stare at her a few more times!
"Don't be annoying, when I finish memorizing this question, you're done!"
Am I innocent and glaring at me a few times? (-Lu Renyi: Cheap!) - Passerby I: ...... )
And then? Of course I'm still alive, I don't have the same knowledge as her, the pain is only temporary, be patient! I'm going to endure! The one who once said that in a certain situation, moderate patience and self-soothing are the best way to reduce suffering!
After school, go home, put down the schoolbag to find your mother, eat, sleep, and the afternoon time is more wonderful~
I love to write about these seemingly useless tunes, but I don't want others to discover my talents, because I worship hermits!
King: "Sir, come and follow me!" "Oh no, it should be in ancient times, and "sir,......" is not right, it should be ...... in China, "annoying the king to help the lonely take the world, if what?" Seeing that I didn't complain about him, he asked again, "Is it possible to fix the world with the talent of the lonely king?" "Huh? Am I writing correctly? Hey, whatever.
As a very "virtuous" hermit, of course I will not be moved by this one-sided statement: "If you can't do it yet, please go back quickly, take one hundred and eighty taels of gold and hand it over to me, then I can follow the king's grand wish." ”
In fact, I've been thinking that in the era of war and chaos, there is a use for money, and food is king, isn't it, but I still think, how long can the shelf life of food be at that time? Isn't it a waste of so much grain......
Because I was very tired, I fell asleep early, and I had a dream that I wanted to go to the toilet, thinking that something bad was wrong, which might be a precursor to bedwetting, so I said: "Brother Wang, come quickly, help me go to the toilet." ”
As a result, I took a heavy punch...... Alas, it seems that reality does not allow anyone to dream at all, how annoying!