It is said that the employee who pretended to be hungry last time escaped from Area X to Area Z.

Started his reassuring EAP work.

That is, telling jokes to all the people in Zone Z every day.

Because he was stimulated in the "publishing building" in District X, he decided to work hard in District Z, that is, to give psychological counseling to people in District Z, and tell jokes seriously.

So he bought 10 thick and beautiful notebooks and decided to write out the draft joke in front of him. Then he went to the radio station in Zone Z and broadcast his jokes, even on the screen.

Don't say it, his job of writing jokes really helped him develop a particularly good habit.

After a long time, it has become his daily routine to write jokes, and it has become natural for him to get used to it.

So, he wrote a draft of the joke on the first page of the notebook, and he was able to work in bed, because slowly he developed a very good simple habit. So he wrote hard:

The first joke "Shopping Cart"

Zhou Tantan and Wang Shanshan are a couple. Zhou Tantan is her boyfriend, and Wang Shanshan is her girlfriend.

One day, Wang Shanshan, surfing the Internet and playing Taobao shopping cart, she said to Zhou Tantan: "Brother Tantan, I put a lot of milk, yogurt, joy and snacks in the shopping cart, you can help me buy it quickly, can you?" ”

Zhou Tantan said: "Why are you in such a hurry, can't you wait and say it?" ”

Wang Shanshan said: "It's almost summer now, and I feel that the weather is relatively hot, and my milk, yogurt and joy fruit may be spoiled if it is so hot." ”

Zhou Tantan was speechless, he operated the shopping cart, that is, emptied the shopping cart, and also found an improper reason for himself, saying that he had recently read a book called "Subtraction Life" and had to do subtraction, so he deleted all the joy, milk and other things in Wang Shanshan's shopping cart and emptied the shopping cart.

After Wang Shanshan found out, he immediately went to the bookshelf to find a book for Zhou Tantan "Science Adds to Life", and took the book to Zhou Tantan very angrily.

Zhou Tantan fell silent again, and began to look at Wang Shanshan with big eyes.

After writing this joke, the pretending hungry employee received almost 1,000 calories of laughing energy, so he lay down on the bed and laughed fiercely for a while, laughing for an hour.

An hour later, he struggled to get out of bed and began to write in his notebook, handwriting a draft of his second joke. And his comment for the first joke was: Martian jokes.

Relieved to finish writing these four big words, he picked up his pen and began to work on his second draft of the joke.

The second joke: "Do you want a plate"

A female college student, who is already in her fourth year of college and is about to graduate, goes to look for a job with six girls in her dormitory.

People say they are a work-seeking "Seven Fairies" group.

As a result, they went to the Beijing Railway Station together to see if there was a part-time job selling advertising models and promotions, because that kind of work is the same as car models, and the money comes quickly, and they can earn more than 200 yuan an hour. So the "Seven Fairies" group went to the train station and searched everywhere, but to no avail.

At this time, they saw an eldest sister in the distance, who came over with a little boy about five years old, and she held the child and asked these female college students of the "Seven Fairies": "Misses, do you want a plate?" ”

The female college students were shocked, so they chatted with the eldest sister.

The eldest sister said: This little boy is my son, he always sticks to me, and it seems to be a bump stone when he picks it up. I still have to sit on my lap, holding her and selling dishes every day is almost exhausting to death.

At this time, the little boy suddenly chose the fattest female college student in the "Seven Fairies" and said: Sister, I want to sit on your lap too.

The other college girls were envious of this chubby fleshy college girl.

So he asked the eldest sister, "Why did your son choose her to hug him, and he had to sit on her lap?" ”

The eldest sister said: "The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, do you want to be my next family and sell with me?" ”

The female college students gladly accepted because they heard from their eldest sister that they could earn 500 yuan an hour for this work.

So the eldest sister saw that the recruitment was successful, and there were two female college students who bought her plate, so she decided to tell these female college students the secret of the little boy's choice.

The eldest sister said: "The six of you are too thin compared to the one he chose, especially your legs. Look at the one he chose, chubby, with a lot of meat on his legs, and comfortable to sit on! ”

The female college students were relieved and relieved.

So they all decided to study selling with their eldest sister, and work hard to gain weight, so that they can achieve positive results as soon as possible and get rich.

In this way, the pretending to be hungry employee in Zone Z finished telling two jokes, which brought him about 500 calories of laughing energy.

Seeing that only 500 calories of laughing energy are needed to complete today's task. So he decided to lie down and laugh for a while, oh, no, no, no, laugh a little more, and then he got up and continued to think of a way out for his scratch paper and notebook jokes, looking for a way, if this is done well, he can make 2,000 calories of laughing energy for Z every day, and as long as he collects 30,000 calories of laughing energy, he can get a bonus, why not.

So the more he thought about it, the happier he became, and he lay down on the bed and laughed while sleeping. He smiled very happily, and slowly he entered the dream with a smile on his face and a smile.

In his dreams, he dreamed of joy, he dreamed of plates, and he dreamed of his grandmother. His grandmother told him another joke: it turned out that a long, long time ago he was his grandmother's grandmother, and his grandmother was his grandson. In his dream, he also saw the kingdom of heaven, where there was a wall-like door, a golden gate, and he had heard that the gate was the gate of heaven, but the way to open that gate was to push, not pull. It's going from the outside to the inside into heaven. And the magic of this door is that if you want to go out of heaven and then come back to the world, that is, you can walk out of the gate of heaven from the inside out, and the way is the same as when you go in, and if you want to get out of the gate of heaven, you need to push it not pull. So he remembered to push the door. When he came back, he told his grandmother the secret. As a result, his grandmother wrote a book of martial arts secrets, that is, "The Art of War". And it has also been passed on to the world.

In this way, after lying down for two hours, he woke up. When he woke up, he drank 8 glasses of water, and he was so happy that he wrote down the story in his beautiful notebook. And I found a copy of "The Art of War in China" and read it carefully, because it contained "The Art of War".