It is said that the employee who pretended to be hungry was in charge of telling jokes to the entire Z district because he was excellent at writing draft jokes in Z District. Abbreviation: Joke Project. He promised everyone in Zone Z to create 4 jokes for Zone Z every day to facilitate EAP everyone.

So he took out his fiberglass pen and her scratch paper notebook, and began her mental journey of creating jokes.

He wrote a total of four jokes today:

The first joke

One day, an ordinary-looking woman went to seek advice from an eminent monk.

She walked to the temple of Shaolin Temple, and when she saw the monk, she went to consult the monk, so she asked: Master Monk, you said that in this incomparably complex and incomparably sinister world, how should a weak woman like me who looks so ordinary and ordinary protect her safety?

The monk glanced at her, felt her temperament again, and told her very calmly: This lady, in fact, as long as you take off your makeup, you are the safest in this world.

The woman was speechless, and felt that it was brazen for her behavior to get cheap and sell her beyond. So she decided to contribute some strength to the society from now on, to protect the safety of those beauties, and to be a security guard.

The enlightened monk knew her thoughts and nodded silently, but the master instructed her: It is okay to protect the safety of the beauty, but to really protect the safety of the beauty, and also remember to make the beauty happy, don't be depressed at all. In fact, the beauties of this world, whether male or female, are relatively kind people, not bad people, because beauty is a gift. It is a gift that is rewarded by God for being kind to people.

The second joke

In fact, in this society, parents must do their best to educate their children, which is particularly important, because a small tree, if it grows crooked at the beginning, and then corrects it later, it may be playful, and it will be counterproductive.

It's not just a joke right now:

Parents must educate their children well in everything and help them change their shortcomings and mistakes.

For example, there was a little boy who, when he was a child, went to the next neighbor's house and stole an embroidery needle from his neighbor's sewing kit because he was mischievous. The parents didn't find out, so they didn't care about him in time, and in a family, there are several parents of the child, and everyone's opinions are not unanimous. Some say that they must be managed, correct the child's mistakes, and ask the child to return the embroidery needle, but some parents are particularly bad and decide to indulge the child, that is, they completely ruined the child's character.

Later, when the child grew up, he did not study well in school at all.

I especially like embroidery cross-stitch, an embroidery is three days and three nights, he also embroidered a cross-stitch painting of "Qingming Riverside Map", said that it was to be given to the neighbor, but in the end the neighbor did not receive it, he gave half to his girlfriend and half to his mother. This incident really made his mother angry, so his mother forced him to study hard every day, and asked him to pay 100 needles to his neighbor.

The third joke

This is a story about a man who has money in his private house. It's also a quit smoking story.

There is a little handsome guy who chats with his sister on the Internet, and he met a girl through online chat, and made an appointment to meet and eat and go out to play.

So he went to his mother and asked her to give him 200 yuan. Mom picked up a brick from the corner and took out the money she had saved. This is because my mother is afraid that my father will rob her of her own private money and jewelry, so she hides those treasures in the wall.

So his mother gave him 200 yuan. Ask him: What are you going to do with all this money?

He said, "I'm going on a date."

So when my mother heard that he was going on a date, she very readily took out 200 yuan and gave it to him.

As a result, this handsome little guy was very happy, took the 200 yuan given to him by his mother, and was about to go out on a date in a mood. Who would have thought that as soon as he walked out of the house, his father suddenly jumped out from behind the door, grabbed him, and then dragged him aside and said to him: "Son, your mother gave you 200 yuan, give me 100 yuan quickly."

This handsome little guy didn't understand why, so he went to ask his father: Why?

His father said: A while ago, I went to cut meat, and I cut a bunch of meat, but I went to Macau with your mother on my back, playing slot machines and betting on sizes, and lost it all. Now that I'm penniless, I don't know what it's like to smoke for more than half a month, I'm so difficult, so pitiful!

The handsome little guy said, "Dad, this is the money my mother gave me, I want to use it to date my girlfriend, I can't give you this money."

Seeing this, the father had no choice but to confess to his son: What girlfriend are you with, you are going to go so much, your girlfriend who chatted online is a small account built by me, and I have been chatting with you for more than half a month in order to buy cigarettes and smoke, hurry up and get the pocket money your mother gave you! You give me 100 yuan, so I can buy a pack of cigarettes to smoke and save the emergency.

After hearing this, the little handsome guy immediately choked speechlessly.

The fourth joke

It is said that there was an elder who would not only whip the whip in the corner, but also practice the kung fu of the iron sand palm.

Oddly enough, though

In the 70s, he practiced kung fu, he could use an iron sand palm to break five bricks, at that time his kung fu of breaking bricks in an instant was majestic, and his martial arts were very strong.

But in the 80s, he didn't know why he was only able to break three layers of bricks with an iron sand palm.

But what's even stranger is that in the 90s, he could only break a brick with an iron sand palm.

He knew that his iron sand palm was a real kung fu, so he suspected that the bricks were becoming more and more difficult to break, and it was a problem of intellectual property rights. He didn't believe his kung fu would regress.

Later, he went to the brick factory to inquire, and did everything possible to know the inside story, it turned out that the formula of the bricks was not protected by intellectual property rights over the years, and the factory rushed to the formula, which led to the formula of burning bricks becoming more and more powerful, and the bricks had become hard and fast to become King Kong.

So he finally understood the importance of intellectual property.

He also finally knew how dangerous those who steal other people's secret recipes and knowledge without their permission and unity are to harm society in disguise.

He felt that a teacher teaching others knowledge was like doing a serious business, and it was necessary to pay attention to your feelings and my willingness, and both parties were willing, rather than forcibly stealing other people's intellectual property, which would eventually lift a stone and shoot themselves in the foot, making it more and more difficult, and finally it was so difficult that no one could really succeed.