After all, the output and input of people every day should be basically balanced, if all the input is the essence or nutrition, and all the garbage that can be discharged is the garbage, then people can grow and grow and progress more perfectly.

Therefore, using each day as a unit statistics, people's progress is: the essence that people absorb every day - the essence that people discharge every day + the dross that people discharge every day - the dross that people absorb every day = the progress value of people every day

In fact, the Internet is like a giant trampoline, you throw 1 unit of dross into it, and you will get 100 times the unit of dross rebound, because this is the power of science.

I don't need to say more about other cases, take out a piece of scratch paper and a notebook, draw a sketch on the book and deduce it, calculate what your situation is, and then find out what you should do. Why bother fighting unprepared battles, isn't that like a headless fly, annoying and annoying?

So District Z pretended to be a hungry employee, and gave today's joke a good start, last time it was about his turn, a gorgeous turn, or the kind that turned around to meet him, but today it came to the beginning, just like that, clean Internet, there is no need to poison, because the Internet has the power of science, not to mention that it is very likely to be a heart, too hateful. Because everyone remembers: detoxification on the Internet and poisoning on the Internet are different, I don't know if you can understand these two words are only one word, but the moral concept is a heavenly and underground difference.

As the saying goes, if you are sick, whoever beats you, you go to whoever you settle accounts for revenge. There is absolutely no need for you to bully and suppress people, vent nonsense, and abuse the innocent, then I think you are either a brainless fool or a villain with bad morals. So you've gotten a psychotic bastard to that point, not only is your disease incurable, but you're polluting society. Because you're poisoning the Internet. Because 1 the person you scolded is not the person who caused your illness at all, it means that you have not found the cause of the disease. 2Because you are innocent, and your villain nature has reached the point of incorrigibility, so you are terminally ill.

So now do you understand the difference between detoxification and poisoning?

Saying the right thing, even if it's a critique of negative energy, is detoxifying.

If you say the wrong thing and put it on the Internet, you are poisoning the Internet, and the Internet has a scientific effect, so their fate can be imagined.

So at the beginning, we now understand the difference between detoxification and poisoning.

Then we can tell jokes.

To be honest, even if someone forces me to tell jokes now, I don't necessarily tell them anymore, so why am I telling jokes to everyone so responsibly?

Just to let everyone join me: the pursuit of happiness! Continue the pursuit of great pleasure! Unparalleled pleasure. So that the matter has not been resolved, the revenge has not been avenged, and the depressed death is not cost-effective. So we still have to pursue happiness while doing things, and we have to avenge all of our revenge.

The first joke

One day I was watching an anti-Japanese drama at home, and I asked the 7-year-old second girl: "Xiaobao, do you know why there are two pieces of cloth on both sides of my hat?" ”

My daughter glanced at me impatiently and said, "Dad, you're so stupid. Their two pieces of cloth are for fear that the leaders will scold them, slap them, and block their ears to prevent noise pollution!

So after hearing this, I was relieved and sewed a protective hat with earplugs for the second girl, which is beautiful.

The second joke

One day I went swimming with my girlfriend in a hot spring.

As a result, in the pool, we were swimming and suddenly saw the water behind our girlfriend change color.

I was taken aback, so I quickly asked her, "Why are you peeing in the water, it's so immoral." ”

The girlfriend was petrified by the moment of anger, and he said, "That's because of my makeup." ”

As soon as he said this, I was almost embarrassed, and you all know that I am a passive person, because after all, people are rich and low.

The third joke

One day, the police arrested a "thief", but the "thief" was killed and did not admit that he was a thief. The police asked: Why? The "thief" said that I was a special ability, that is, a talent, because I had a particularly powerful ability: I could always find treasures before they found them.

The police let the genius go.

The genius said to the police: Before saying that someone else is a thief, you must see if the person is taking someone else's things, whether he has found something without an owner, or whether he has found something that he has lost. Of the three cases I'm talking about, only the first is a thief, and neither the second nor the third is a thief.

This genius gave a specific example to the police: the master of the earth is God, that is, God. Therefore, all wealth belongs to God, and if one day God needs to get any wealth back, and which SB dares to call God a thief, then he is a deep well of ice that is reversed in black and white.

After hearing this, the police felt that they had been educated, bowed their heads and confessed their mistakes...

The fourth joke

This is a conversation about couples.

Husband: I worked so hard to earn money for you, why do you still want to divorce me and get rid of me?

Wife: Because I don't have enough money to spend.

Husband: So where does your money go?

Wife: I lost all my mahjong games.

Husband: No wonder those seven aunts and eight aunts "speak for you". I suggest that we get a divorce as soon as possible to avoid future troubles.

Wife: Okay, the divorce agreement is ready, waiting for you to sign it.

Husband: After signing, you go out of the house.

The fifth joke

Every time I am at a railway station, bus station, or airport, I hear a radio reminder that "it is strictly forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials on the bus". I've figured it out, I'm going to have to get rid of my wife and run away before she blows me up. Because she has low intelligence and a great temper, she is the most typical representative of fireworks and firecrackers.

The sixth joke

In the alley late at night, a person suddenly jumped out, holding a knife to my back and saying, "Pay back!" Money or death, you choose? ”

I only heard the person who was stabbed by the knife say in a trembling voice: "Forget it, it's not mine, why don't you give me more money." ”

The debt robber was very angry, angry to the extreme, he scolded: You TMD want to murder someone else's body。。。。。

The 7th joke

There is a parenting group that talks about the growth and education of babies.

Many people have headaches about the baby's various conditions.

One parent spoke in the group and said, 'If your child is disobedient, hit them, don't get used to them!' ’

Someone asked him: So do you usually beat your children?

The parent who spoke replied: I am reluctant to beat my child, because after all, it is my own birth.

So it didn't take long for the group owner to shut down the group where many people performed performance art and kept scolding, and permanently disbanded the group.

The eighth joke

A former colleague who hadn't contacted me for a long time suddenly spoke to me on QQ, and he said, "Are you there?" ”

So I wondered, what kind of situation this whole thing is, what bad habits, bad debts!

So the previous colleague said: "Don't worry, I'm not here to borrow money from you when I'm chatting with you today." ”

Hearing the word "borrowing" reminded me of the word "debt", and then reminded me of the word scoundrel, so I quickly raised my vigilance and asked him, "Then what are you doing?" ”

I saw a former colleague say lightly:

"Then I'll go to you tomorrow to borrow money, okay?"

This sentence made me angry, I told him, I suggest that you go to primary school again, and thoroughly understand: borrowing money, robbing, asking for debts, repaying debts, what are the concepts of these words and then come out to mix with society.

It's a shame.

Because every time we die, the system of automatic reincarnation of nature will liquidate us, and we have been in debt to the world, and in an extremely serious situation, if we are still not clean, the final result is to disappear.

I've said it 3 times, why doesn't anyone remember it?

In fact, this last sentence is a real joke, if you think the joke is superficial, then it means that you are too superficial. The connotation of the joke is as deep as the sea.

Let's talk about these 8 today.

The pretending hungry employee closed his notebook and put down his pen.