In other words, this pretending to be a hungry employee continues to EAP the employees in Zone Z every day, exercising and learning to continue to tell jokes. In fact, he realized that telling jokes must be serious, and he likes black humor the most, because black humor has the largest volume, so the laughter energy is also the largest.

Although he can't see those ridiculous and terrifying corners, as the first choice of an R++ director, he still decided to temporarily suspend his work as a director, take a serious look at the joke material, and study it himself, how to add food to the people of Zone Z every day, and create more original jokes. And now jokes are just material jokes, so he decided, in order to prevent others from making trouble, to learn original jokes for the first time, that is, today, in fact, the spirit of black jokes is really not only the spirit of gossip, nor is it gossip news, because there are many impurities in those contents, which are neither comfortable nor perfect. Because is the real perfect PURE CORE, otherwise how to go to heaven to live, this rhetorical question, really has a sense of humor.

So the pretending to be a hungry employee decided to learn how to tell original jokes today, and learn with everyone, the most important thing is to show everyone how to learn to tell jokes, so that everyone can get it as soon as possible. Because the world is full of laughter, and there is always more happiness than depressed others.

By the way, before learning to tell jokes, we finally determined that the male protagonist of this "Happy Two Thousand" is this pretending hungry employee. He escaped from the "Publishing Building" and was subjected to some horrors in Area X, so when he returned to Area Z, he focused on studying black humor-style jokes, trying to use black jokes to EAP all the residents who had been emotionally traumatized in Area Z.

But he's decided to finish his own black joke today!

How can a joke that can't even laugh at oneself make others laugh, because this is the ceiling of laughter energy, whether it is easier to laugh than others, or more difficult to laugh than others, is it a question of whether the extremes of things must be reversed, or the extremes of Tailai? It is still necessary to find a piece of scratch paper and deduce it carefully in order to get a clear structural diagram.

As a scientific research leader in neuroscience in Zone Z, this pretending hungry employee seriously thought about the tragedy and comedy of life. He is a serious person, he thinks that people who smile and smile for a little thing are more frivolous, and life will only be truly happy if everything comes true and goes well. Therefore, if we want to be truly happy, we must tell jokes that are level, perfect jokes, jokes that can make us laugh. This is also the best way for EAP to treat depression in all residents of Area Z. Because health is more precious than dying laughing, especially spiritual health. Well, let's get started:

The first joke

An ignorant man asked: What creature has the most powerful arm, sharp nails, and sharp teeth in the world, so much so that it can also have the ability to shred all hard objects?

A wise man replied: That's the Godzilla type of woman, when they open the package of the fast Taobao delivery.

After telling this first joke, the pretending hungry employee analyzed the black joke and said that there were qigong ingredients in it, or a question and answer joke, a question and answer joke that pays attention to exhalation and exhalation, and it must be seriously grinded. So it's a black joke of Q&A.

The second joke

In the Houhai bar in Sanlitun. There was a big man who was talking fluently in Chinese, and he said: "We are out of the mixed club, and the most important thing for us is the word "credit"!" ”

The young man next door thought it was a spiritual quotation and a spiritual mantra, so he hurriedly lit a cigarette for this "big brother" and asked, "Brother, we don't know which club you are in in the underworld?" ”

The big man spat out the circles under his eyes, squinted his eyes that were not too big, and said, "Tiekenong Credit Union." ”

Everyone was suddenly relieved, it turned out that their "big brother" was talking about: small advertising language.

After telling this second joke, in fact, this joke is specifically a scene joke in a black joke, a joke that we have personally experienced, so it sets off the imagination space of the scene.

The third joke

Sanmao went to the hair salon to get her hair done. He said to the hairstylist, "Why don't you braid me with a twist?" The hairstylist said: I can't do it. Sanmao was angry, so he thought of a way to embarrass the hairstylist, and he said: Then master, you can give me a middle point. This frustrated the hairstylist, who said, "I don't know calculus." Sanmao suddenly said with a serious face: Do you want me to go shopping with a cloak?

After telling the third joke, the fake hungry employee found an inflection point on his notebook scratch paper, a twist. So with a stroke of his pen, he wrote the following instructions: This is a humorous language black joke based on scene dialogue.

The fourth joke

Writing here, the pretending hungry employees don't want to write, because it was originally said that 2000 calories of laughter energy a day will be killed, but you look at the present, today is more special, because if you write 2800 calories of laughter energy today, you can successfully achieve this inflection point of 30000 calories of laughter energy, so it is possible to officially enter the scene of laughter cycle. Therefore, even if the employee is unhappy, he or she has to write down 2,800 calories of laughing energy on the scratch paper of the notebook, so as to enter the happiness cycle as soon as possible.

Without further ado, let's start writing the fourth joke in earnest.

Today, when a psychology expert was returning home on a high-speed train trip, he noticed a middle-aged and elderly man next to him. He was very clean and well-dressed. The face leaves a few traces of age and wrinkles.

He had a melancholy look in his eyes. Sometimes he quietly looked out the window. Sometimes he seems to be seriously thinking about his past life. Sometimes he closes his eyes and recuperates, so that his tired body can have a moment to recuperate.

This psychologist's idea is really completely different from that of all living beings, and he judges it based on his years of structural research on the model of behavioral psychology, as well as all the observations and social practical experiences and results of serious psychology: the middle-aged and elderly man has been looking at his mobile phone for too long at night, and now he is sitting in the high-speed train, and his mobile phone is out of battery.

After telling this black joke, the pretending hungry employee thought that this was a scene joke with the detailed description of Zhu Ziqing's "Green" prose style, or a landscape joke, which was actually a cold joke.

The fifth joke

The child's parents are busy and always have something to do. entrusted his son to his aunt to help them take care of it. So the aunt took him shopping, and the little boy had to pull the aunt to buy him all kinds of fun toys. So my aunt said, "Auntie doesn't have any money in her pocket now." ”

I saw the child take out 200 yuan from his pocket and say, "I knew that you were stingy as an aunt, so give it to you and spend my money." ”

So his aunt took him to the toy store, bought a lot of beautiful toys, and went to eat a Burger King fast food. Only then did I spend the two hundred dollars.

The aunt was strange at this time, so she asked the child: "Is your money the pocket money that your mother gave you?" ”

The boy scratched his head and touched his head and said, "Auntie, you still don't play with the clip doll, I still have 100 yuan here, this is the money I took from your bag when we came over, I took advantage of your inattention." ”

After telling this black joke, I found out that this turned out to be a connotation joke.

The 6th joke below is an intellectual joke.

My friend asked me to guess a riddle and he said: There is a bird that is funny and nervous and 250, what kind of bird is it to kiss it? I would reply: It's a sand sculpture!

So my friend silently gave me a thumbs up for my attitude of learning knowledge with the determination to die.

The 7th joke

The man asked: "People say that playing video games is to relax and vent, so what is the most relaxing moment when you play computer games?" ”

Another man replied, "That's when the system is maintained." ”

It seems that this is also a connotation joke.

So today I told 7 jokes in one breath to the Z district, pretending to be a hungry employee, very fulfilling, he suddenly remembered that another column he hosted at home "Around the World" FM has not been completed, recently busy telling jokes, because it is too suitable, so he forgot his other dream column, he feels that for the limited precious time, can not do what he can, a lot of things that are not men and women and have no evidence, it really makes him speechless, There may be two situations in this world: the first is that people like and love this person very much, but they can't get it, and the oil and water are not enough, so they scold every day. The other is the kind of people that people hate and hate, they are terrible, and the most important thing is that they infringe on people's interests, so people will scold them every day.

Therefore, seeing that today's 2800 calories laughing energy has reached the standard, I am finally relieved partly, I want to summarize this whole thing, just one sentence: the people who like people in this world are really different from the people who are hated, whether they can't or don't want to, what they do is to do it, what they can't do is what they can't do, and attracting people to like is similar to love, and happiness is a kind of energy in heaven.

So who exactly is supposed to please whom? Why is it that people who are good are always loved by many people from the bottom of their hearts?