Chapter 100: Crossing the Song Dynasty and Plotting Evil

Fang Yu called the shopkeeper, added a wooden bed to the room, and added a futon, just when he was secretly happy, the two little babies were not happy. Yuanyuan was clamoring to sleep with his father, and was clamoring to sleep with his mother, no matter how the husband and wife coaxed, the two little babies just didn't agree.

originally thought that there would be a good show tonight, but I was disturbed by these two little guys. Fang Yu sighed, feeling a little depressed, but he was helpless. And Yu Yan laughed and trembled on the side.

"You seem to be happy. Fang Yu looked sullen.

Yu Yan pursed her lips and smiled, until he glared again, Yu Yan came over, kissed him on the face, and whispered, "Stupid, won't you wait for the children to fall asleep?"

"yes, I didn't think of that. Fang Yu's eyes lit up and he laughed. It's a good idea, and when the kids fall asleep, it's a good time for me to do it.

Yuanyuan was about to climb into bed, but was pulled down by Zheng Zheng mischievously: "I want to sleep in a big bed." ”

"No, the big bed is mine. Yuanyuan didn't give up, and grabbed Zhengzheng's clothes vigorously to prevent him from going to bed.

Zhengzheng said: "You sleep in a small bed." ”

Yuanyuan pouted, looking unhappy: "No, I want to sleep in a big bed." ”

"I am your brother, and you should listen to me." ”

Yuanyuan argued: "I am your sister, and my brother should let my sister." ”

Zhengzheng was unhappy, shouted loudly, and played a petty temper: "I won't let it!"

"Father, I'm going to sleep in a big bed. Yuan Yuan had red eyes, pulled the corner of Fang Yu's clothes, raised his little face, and looked at him pleadingly.

Hearing this, Yu Yan walked over with a smile and said softly: "I have an idea, you see if this is good, everyone takes turns to say an idiom with the same beginning and end words." Whoever can't say it will admit defeat. Those who admit defeat sleep in small beds. Is that good?"

"Good. The two little ones readily agreed.

Yuan Yuan snorted and said, "Don't cheat." ”

Zhengzheng shot back without showing weakness: "If you lose, don't cry." ”

Yu Yan smiled and said, "Then, which of you will come first?"

"Mother, I'm my brother, I'll come first!" Zhengzheng rolled his eyes and casually said an idiom: "It's hard to prevent it." ”

Yu Yan nodded: "The first word is the same as the last word, very good." It's my sister's turn. ”

The round little hands crossed their waists, and they responded angrily: "There is a sky outside the sky." Obviously, she hadn't gotten rid of the anger she had just had.

Zhengzheng grinned: "Haha, there is exactly one: there are people outside the person." ”

Yuan Yuan snorted: "There is a mountain outside the mountain." ”

Zhengzheng immediately continued: "There are too many to count. ”

Yuan Yuan went on to say, "It's very little. ”

Masamasa immediately continued: "Day after day. ”

When Yuan Yuan heard this, he clapped his hands and smiled: "Year after year." ”

Zhengzheng pouted and said, "This doesn't count, you robbed me." ”

Yuan Yuan was wronged, his eyes immediately turned red, and he looked at his father with tears: "Father, do you count?"

Fang Yu squatted down, gently exposed her in his arms, and said, "Forget it, of course forget it." You can also say three at once. ”

"I'll come first. Zheng Zheng rushed to say: "It's difficult to make a bed in bed, beans and beans to burn." ”

"There are words in the words, excellence, and the unseen. Yuanyuan held her hands behind her back, looking confident, and immediately, she reported three more: "The benevolent see the benevolent, the gods are divine, and the unheard of." ”

"The thief shouts to catch the thief, and the dream speaks of the dream. "Hey, it seems like there's one less. Zhengzheng scratched his scalp, and just as Yuanyuan clapped his hands and cheered to celebrate the victory, Zhengzheng suddenly replied loudly: "Do whatever you want!"

Yuanyuan followed up again: "Unbearable, benevolent, benevolent, divine." ”

"Headache heals, foot pains. Holding his cheeks, he fell into deep thought.

"Learn from the pain, kiss and kiss, see the unseen. Yuanyuan didn't seem to give him a chance to breathe, and immediately three more came.

"Just come on!" Yu Yan encouraged beside her.

"There are generals in the door, long sections in the festival, and treasures in treasures. Yuanyuan said three more, this is the rhythm of forcing Zhengzheng into a dead end.

"I don't think there's anything good about this big bed. He was pouting, suddenly got out of bed, and asked his mother, "Mother, where do you sleep?"

Yu Yan smiled and said, "Where I am sleeping, I will sleep." ”

Zhengzheng nodded vigorously, and shook his head without looking back: "Go, go sleep with me." ”

Looking at him with the appearance of a little adult, Fang Yu smiled dumbly: "Hey, why did I hear this so awkwardly." ”

Yuan Yuan clapped his hands, hummed a song of victory, took off his clothes, got into the big bed, got into the bed, and then beckoned to his father: "Come, sleep with me." ”

Yu Yan couldn't help laughing: "Why do I feel so uncomfortable when I hear this." ”

"Good night sister. ”

"Good night brother. ”

The brother and sister, who were fighting with no one just now, actually said good night to each other at this moment, one hugged their mother and the other hugged their father, and fell asleep sweetly.

Fang Yu couldn't help but laugh dumbly, Yu Yan glared at him: "Be quiet, don't wake up." ”

"Wife, I think that's funny. ”

"What's so funny?"

Fang Yu smiled: "Look at it, my wife was slept with by someone else's husband." Your husband and I, who slept with someone else's wife. ”

Yu Yan glared at him fiercely.

Seeing that the two little babies were asleep, Fang Yu got out of bed lightly, walked over and carefully hugged Zhengzheng to the big bed.

"This woman is my sleeper, and it's not your turn yet. Fang Yu said softly, pulling the quilt up.

Then, he rubbed his hands and smiled evilly at Yuyan: "Aha, my little darling, I'm here." ”

"I didn't lose, I didn't lose. ”

Fang Yu was startled, only to see Xiao Zheng turning over inwards and falling asleep.

"Shhhhhhhhhh

Fang Yu nodded, like a thief, tiptoeing, step-by-step, tiptoeing over.

Yu Yan stretched out two white and tender lotus arms from the quilt, and begged for a hug coquettishly. When he lifted the quilt and saw the scenery in the quilt, he almost had a nosebleed.

I saw this narrow white bandeau wrapped around Yu Yan's body, a peony was blooming gorgeously, and what was even worse was that under the cover of the small bandeau, the jade rabbit was slightly exposed, and the spring light appeared, which made people infinitely reverie.

"Wife, you're so sexy. He hugged her tightly and yawned long.

Yu Yan lay in the crook of his arm, her soft body pressed against him, and said softly: "Husband, I want to create a new martial arts, you can practice with me tomorrow." ”

"Okay, I'm your punching bag. ”

"It's not that scary. ”

"And what reward do you give me?"

"What reward do you want?"

He smiled wickedly, and rolled over to crush her underneath him. Yu Yan smiled softly and gently wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Can I?" asked softly, his hand wandering leisurely over her smooth skin.

"Hmm. She closed her eyes shyly, and her breathing began to grow rapid under his caressing as he did whatever he wanted.

At this moment, suddenly, there was a "bang" sound, as if someone had kicked the door next door open, someone screamed, and then there was a "crackling" sound of flipping the table and smashing the stool.

"Big brother, it's not here!"

I heard a fierce roar: "You saw a man and a woman with two little dolls, which room did they live in?"

"Next door...... ...... next door"

"Brothers, go!"

It's not good! I'm here to find trouble! Fang Yu suddenly lifted the quilt and was about to rush out, but was grabbed by Yu Yan.

"How?"

Yu Yan said while putting on her clothes: "Don't let them in, disturb the children." I'll get dressed and come. ”

Fang Yu grabbed his pants, stretched out his legs, his pants were already on, what a deal, why was someone always disturbing him at a critical time! He scolded and rushed out.

"Husband, be careful. ”

As soon as he went out, before he could close the door, he saw a minion pointing at him and shouting: "That's right, big brother, he is the one who is with that little lady!"

The man, known as "Big Brother", was seven feet tall, burly, with a full beard, and on the left side of his face, there was a distinct scar that stretched from the corner of his eye to his ear. Behind him, ten younger brothers followed.

Obviously, the comer is not good. Fang Yu hugged his fists and said: "This hero, you and I have never known each other in our lives, and in the middle of the night, we are so excited to mobilize the people, I don't know what I want?"

"Don't be nosy, it's not you!"

"May I ask the hero, I don't know who to look for?"

"It's your lady who is looking for you!"

"I don't know what disturbed this good man, my lady, tell me about it, and if it is true, I will definitely reprimand it when I go back." ”

"Our Lord Wang asked her to go over and catch up. ”

"May I ask who it is?"

"Can there be a second Lord Wang in this Luoyang? Naturally, it is Lord Wang Jixun!"

Fang Yu suppressed his anger and said coldly: "My lady has never had anything to do with Lord Wang, so why talk about it? ”

"I'll tell you the truth. Lord Wang has taken a fancy to your lady, so he specially ordered me to come and ask her to go back to be a wife. ”

"What if you don't go?"

"Lord Wang has explained, if you don't move, then tie it back!"

Fang Yu said angrily: "Robbing the people's daughters, there is no royal law!"

"Quickly dodge! Don't be verbose! Annoyed Lord Wang, cut off your lady's flesh and eat it!"

"What if I don't let it?"

"Then even you will chop it together!" The scar man's eyes widened, his figure flashed, and in the blink of an eye, he pounced.

Fang Yu was taken aback. This burly man with a scar may seem rude and dull, but he is so agile.

He snorted coldly, luck was in his fist, "bang", his fists were facing each other, Fang Yu's body shook and he took two steps back.

"You have some ability, but you are not my opponent!" I saw that the scar man was like a Tarzan, not moving at all.

No wonder he is so arrogant, and there are really two hits.

"Hurry up and back down, don't stop it!" The horizontal flesh on the scarred man's face trembled, and he suddenly pulled out the knife, already looking a little impatient.

"Fang Lang, what's going on outside, so noisy?" With a gentle voice, the door opened, and Yu Yan stood at the door.

"Lady, they came to arrest you to be a lady. ”

"Hurry up. ”

"Did you hear that, my lady let you go. ”

The scar man froze in place, almost stunned. This voice is so beautiful, his figure is as graceful as a time, and his appearance is so captivating, not to mention that Wang Jixun will be tempted when he sees it, even the scar man, who is not close to women, can't help but feel his heart flutter when he sees it.

"It seems that the little lady has to be tied back!"

Fang Yu whispered: "Be careful, lady, this guy is agile and powerful. ”

I saw the scar man roar angrily, his figure flashed and flashed, and in the blink of an eye, his claws were less than half an inch away from Yu Yan's chest.

Yu Yan gently moved back half a step, and his claw fell into the air. The scar man was furious, and suddenly exerted his strength, and the knife in his hand slashed down with the sound of breaking the air.

Yu Yan turned to the right, and his knife was in the air again. The scar man was angry, and his backhand was a knife, wanting to cut Yu Yan's waist.

"Zheng", and then, the cold light flashed, Fang Yu didn't see anything, only saw Yu Yan take a diagonal step, and when he looked closely, the sword was already in the sheath.

The muscles on the scarred man's face trembled, twitched, and stood motionless.

"Big brother, big brother!" a group of small minions cried out in panic.

Yu Yan said coldly: "Carry him back, if you go faster, you may be saved, otherwise, your life will be over." ”

As soon as the words fell, a deep and long opening suddenly opened in the scar man's waist, and a stream of blood gushed out. He shook his body, and with a "poof" sound, it collapsed like a mountain, and the whole plank seemed to tremble.

Yu Yan snorted coldly and said, "Why don't you carry him away?"

Seeing the little minions scurrying in a panic, Yu Yan knew that they would not give up, so she pulled her husband back to the room quickly, woke up the two little babies, packed up their baggage, and left the inn overnight.