Chapter Ninety-Nine: Through the Troubles of the Husband of the Song Dynasty
After eating so much, it's time to practice! Yu Yan gave an order, and although the two little babies were a little reluctant, they didn't dare to resist, so they had to stand side by side in the room obediently.
Chest up, head up, straight waist, abdomen, head straight, shoulders flat, thighs flat, calves vertical, feet flat, knee joints at 90 degrees!
Whoever wants to be lazy is not allowed to sleep!
Yu Yan commanded, and at the same time put a bowl of water on Xiao Zhengzheng and Xiao Yuanyuan's knees and shoulders.
"Hold steady, pranayama, inhale deeply, and come out slowly. Looking at their posture, Yu Yan smiled and nodded, "Hold on for half an hour!"
Seeing the two of them walking in a decent manner, Fang Yu saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart.
Fang Zheng asked suspiciously, "Father, why do you want to practice horse walking?"
Yu Yan smiled slightly and replied: "The horse step is also a pile, it is a pile, and the main purpose of practice is to be stable, and only when it is stable can it send out force." ”
Fang Zheng wanted to say something, but was stopped by Fang Yuan: "Brother Hugh wants to ask again, so as not to make my mother angry." ”
Yu Yan smiled and sent the two little ancestors away, and she breathed a long sigh of relief. During this time, in addition to her husband being a child, she hasn't practiced martial arts for a long time. She turned to the last page of the sword book and muttered to herself:
Heaven and man are one, do whatever they want, are not bound by moves, have no tricks to win, and can turn decay into magic. People are different, and their comprehension of martial arts is also different. The true meaning of "martial arts" is in its virtue, not in its appearance.
What does it mean to have no moves to win? How can you defeat the enemy without moves? She thought obsessively, and gradually became obsessed. Fang Yu walked lightly behind her, secretly stretched out his hand, and gently took off her clothes.
Hee-hee, she didn't even notice it! Great, so good!
When his hand reached for Yu Yan's last obscene clothes, suddenly, Yu Yan turned around, grabbed his wrist casually, "popped", and quickly hit his palm three times.
"Lady, what a big hand. ”
"Hmph, are you still naughty?"
"No, lady. ”
"Do you dare to be careless?"
"Don't dare, lady. He cried and mourned, like a child who had done something wrong, "How did the lady notice it?" ”
Suddenly, Yu Yan was stunned. Just now, I did what I wanted, outside of the moves, I grabbed it casually, this is no trick, but it is better than a trick, and it can turn decay into magic......
Her eyes lit up and suddenly brightened, she stood up at once, and shouted at her stunned husband, "Come on, you try again." ”
Fang Yu's head shook like a rattle, if he came back, his hand would have to be chopped off by her. Who knew that Yu Yanliu raised her eyebrows and shouted: "Don't be afraid, just give it a try!"
"Lady, just spare me, I don't dare anymore, just hug it. Fang Yu arched his hands and grinned and was about to come over to hug him.
Yu Yan couldn't help but be angry. When you do it with this person, it seems that you have to pay attention to some ways and means and do what you like.
Thinking of this, Yu Yan smiled charmingly at him and laughed coquettishly: "If Fang Lang can take off the last piece of underwear on the slave family, the slave family will allow you to do whatever you want." How?"
"Is this true?" Fang Yu suddenly came to his senses. Damn, I can't beat you, I admit it, can't I take off one of your clothes?
Yu Yan looked at him coquettishly, and hooked her finger at him with extreme charm.
"Little beauty, that's what you said. ”
Fang Yu rubbed his hands, staring at Yu Yan's chest with a squint, and suddenly a black tiger pulled out his heart, and quickly reached out to grab her chest.
Fang Yu's fingers were less than half an inch away from Yu Yan's chest, but seeing that Yu Yan was still smiling, he couldn't help but smile, this stupid wife, isn't it clear that she wants me to bully?
Before he had time to rejoice, his grasp had already come to an end, and when he looked closely, he was still half an inch away from the coveted Mount Everest.
Immediately afterwards, with a "snap", he was slapped firmly in the face.
"I'm kidding you, why are you really fighting?" Fang Yu touched his hot face, looking innocent.
"But I'm not kidding you. Yu Yanwan smiled, "If you can take off my clothes, tonight will be your world." ”
"Then you're welcome!"
Yu Yan smiled coquettishly, and gently opened a slit in the dirty clothes, and a trace of snow-white crisp breasts was revealed in front of his eyes, making Fang Yu almost spray nosebleeds.
"Don't cry if you lose!" he snorted, opened his bow left and right with both hands, punched and kicked, and one move was as tight as a move.
But what made him feel strange was that every move was a little bit different. Looking at Yu Yan again, she either moved her steps slightly, or turned sideways slightly on the spot, and after fifty moves, Fang Yu was already a little panting, but Yu Yan was still standing in place, smiling indifferently.
It's a strange thing, I didn't even touch the edge of my clothes.
"Fang Lang has admitted defeat?"
Seeing her looking at herself with a smile, Fang Yu snorted: "I don't have the word lose in my eyes." ”
He suddenly grabbed the brush on the table, replaced the sword with the pen, and launched a fierce attack on Yu Yan.
"The world's martial arts are invincible, only fast and unbreakable. "This was taught to him by Master Huitong back then.
Yu Yan was no longer polite, a simple sideways, and a backhand was a palm: "Smack!"
"Slap me in the face?" Fang Yu smiled, the trick "Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers" that he learned from Yu Yan, although he didn't have the aura of her, he was also quite disciplined.
How do you know that Yu Yan does not retreat but advances, takes a step forward, and raising her hand is a slap: "Smack!"
"You slapped your face again?" Fang Yu covered his hot face with both hands, what the hell, if he continued like this, his face would be knocked off.
How easy is it to crack this trick? Yu Yan couldn't help but be stunned.
Fang Yu waved his hand: "Don't fight, you can't catch it, you can't eat it, it's boring, it's boring!" As he spoke, he sat on the stool panting. I'm so tired that I've digested all the food I just ate.
"Fang Lang!" Seeing that he had surrendered, Yu Yan stepped forward and kissed him on the forehead, and said softly, "Thank you." She had the intention of letting him take advantage of him, and her body was closer to him.
The beauty who was close at hand, if she didn't start at this time, let alone when?Fang Yu suddenly reached out and grabbed her dirty clothes, and then pulled it hard!
In an instant, her upper body was already there*.
"This is called a soldier who does not tire of deceit. The ploy was successful, and he looked triumphant.
She laughed secretly: Xiao'er, I already knew about your plan, and I deliberately let you. Yu Yan smiled shyly, did not hide it, and let him hold her, Fang Yu was already anxious to take her into his arms.
"Mother, your clothes have fallen off. Fang Yuan walked over holding Yu Yan's underwear high.
Yu Yan subconsciously protected her chest with her hands, and she didn't know what to say for a while.
"Mother, why do your clothes keep falling off?"
Yu Yan grabbed her clothes and messed around on the boat: "Because ...... Because I've just finished practicing and I'm going to take a shower. Come, Yuanyuan, and ask my father to put us with bath water, and we will wash up later. ”
"Oh, take a bath, take a bath. ”
Fang Zheng came over and pulled the corner of Fang Yu's clothes and said, "Father, shall we take a bath?"
"Wipe it off and go to bed. ”
Fang Zheng clapped his hands and jumped up: "Oh, sleep, sleep." ”
In the back room, Yu Yan's scolding voice came: "Don't take a bath, don't sleep." ”
"Father, shall we wash it?"
"Listen to Mom. ”
Fang Yu said this casually, which made Fang Zheng tilt his head and think for a long time: "Father, I don't understand. ”
"Little girl, what don't you understand?"
"You just said Mom, who is Mom?"
"Mom is your mother, your mother is mom. "Fang Yu is a little strange, this kid, what's wrong?
Xiao Zhengzheng said with a serious face: "Father, what you said is not right. Mother is mother, mother is mother, it's not the same. ”
"What's the difference? Change your name to Mom, I'm your Dad. Got it?"
"Father, don't you want to be upright?" Fang Zheng was about to cry aggrieved.
"Silly boy, how could I not want you? You don't know how much I love you and my sister. ”
Fang Zheng cried out with a "wow" and shouted loudly: "Father is father, father is father! Mother is mother, mother is mother! It's different!"
"Okay, good!" Fang Yu smiled bitterly and shook his head, it seemed that it would take some time for the two children to change this concept.
"Xiao Zhengzheng, you tell your father, how old are you?"
"Father, I'm seven years old. ”
Hey, are you seven years old? Baby, you're at least three hundred years old now. How can I explain it to you, this has to go back to modern times, and there are a lot of troublesome problems. If you don't have a hukou, you can't go to school, and if you don't have an ID card, you can't go anywhere.
"Baby, do you know where your family lives?"
"Chongzhou City Fang Mansion. ”
Hearing Xiao Zhengzheng's answer, Fang Yu sighed secretly.
"Do you know your birthday?"
"March 1, 14th year of Zhenguan. ”
"What do you remember?"
"I still remember that our emperor was Tang Taizong Li Shimin. Xiao Zhengzheng suddenly covered his mouth and whispered in horror, "Oh no, father, I told the emperor's name." Will you cut off your head?"
Fang Yu caressed his head lovingly, his face covered with gloom. In the modern era, how should they live and study? If they clamored to go back, what should they do? If we knew this, we should not have coveted a momentary pleasure when we did that, even if it was just a fish bladder.
He looked at the cute little Zhengzheng, with pity in his heart, and couldn't help but kiss his forehead. Little baby, since I have brought you into this world, I will take responsibility and devote myself to education, because you are unique.
If you think about it, it's not unique.
Xiao Zhengzheng shook Fang Yu's arm and asked weakly, "Father, when are we going home?" I miss Taigong and Uncle He. ”
Fang Yu squatted down, thought for a while, and said, "Child, father will take you to see your aunt and visit your grandparents." Okay, okay?"
"Who are your grandparents?"
"Grandpa is my father's father, and my grandmother is my father's mother. They're good, they like you. There are a lot of kids your age there, you can play together, you can study together, you say, okay?"
"Shall we go home then?"
"We have a new home. ”
"Then the princess, and Uncle He, will they all take it over?"
"When we get to our new home and settle down, we'll pick them up. ”
"Oh, that's great, we have a new home. ”
Looking at Xiao Zhengzheng's happy appearance, a gloomy cloud shrouded Fang Yu's heart.