When the family warmth search failed, Ji Shaoyi quit WeChat with an autistic face, threw his phone on the bed, turned on the computer, clicked on PUBG, and decided to have some fun in the game.

As soon as he entered the quality square, he heard a noise in the headphones, some yelling to find girls, some threatening to form a team illegally, and some taking advantage of the chaos to advertise and sell plug-ins.

"Sao Nian, do you crave power? Do you want to be eight times more unpressed? Do you want to open the mirror and lock your head in seconds......"

"Frustration, sometimes after losing the gun, the heart aches, the spirit is low, as if the fighting spirit has been hollowed out......"

"Now it's only ninety-eight, the lock plug-in takes home, and you only need a takeaway money, so you can live like a fairy......"

Ji Shaoyi was so noisy by the multiple sounds that bombarded at the same time that his eardrum hurt, and he frowned and turned all the microphones into team microphones.

Then he found that things were not simple, because after blocking out all the murmurs of Maili, the voices of the three sellers were clearer......

It's like an appointment, you sing and I appear, one after another, endlessly.

He silently glanced at the top left corner of the screen and noticed that the microphones of the three teammates he was matched with were all flashing......

Ji Shaoyi sighed in his heart, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.

After the countdown was over, all the people in the quality plaza were packed into the plane and began the parachute jump along the route.

However, the happiness is theirs, and Ji Shaoyi only has three teammates who don't skydive and a trio of advertising advertisements that buzz in the eardrums.

Ji Shaoyi was completely Buddha, he didn't even bother to jump the umbrella, just waited for the plane to leave him directly at the end of the route and left him to fend for himself.

Along the way, he was thinking about a question: Did Lao Tzu forget to look at the yellow calendar when he went out today?

It's okay if the Internet café is punished by God, after all, he is used to being punished by God every day.

It's acceptable if Dad doesn't love Mom, after all, he has been living under their destruction for eighteen years.

But why did he play four rows and match the robot number that sold plug-ins? One horse is three!

Before he could figure out these questions, the plane had already flown to the end of the route, and he was forced to drop off the plane, and at the same time, he saw three system messages.

[The plug-in is too strong, I surrender and quit the game]

[Sexy aunt sells online and quits the game]

[If you become an immortal, happiness is boundless, exit the game]

Maybe it's in a hurry to get on the next plane and keep the advertisement.

In an instant, Ji Shaoyi's fast-falling four rows became illusory bubbles and became tear-jerking single four rows.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" If I were a little more fragile, I would have committed suicide by jumping into the sea.

But he didn't, he finally carried everything silently by himself, and flew to a small house by the sea with a parachute, ready to take the jungler route to enter the finals.

He's had suffered enough today, he doesn't believe he can be caught in the wilderness!

As soon as Ji Shaoyi's flag fell, he saw that the small town he was about to land in had been occupied, and they were still in a formation of four people, and they might have beaten him as a bird before he could land and take a gun.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" I can't figure it out.

Just a little dilapidated house 108,000 kilometers away from the circle and poor as a dog is worth your team of four people driving to search?

It's not enough for gas, is it?

He suspected that the group had been sent against him by the system, but he had no evidence.

Lang Qiao couldn't figure it out, after she successfully matched, she heard Gu Congxin calling her in the opposite room to collect her clothes, so she casually clicked and went to follow the skydive, and when she came back, she found that she was taken by her teammates to this ghost place where birds don't.

She quickly searched the wave room and got an S686 and a P92 pistol.

Just as she was about to change rooms and search areas, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from near and far in the headphones, and the left ear was heavy and the right ear was light.

Lang Qiao judged the exact location of the enemy in an instant, jumped out of the window and switched his main weapon to S686 at the same time, and squirted at the pink figure.

Ji Shao guessed that they had already got the gun, and after landing, they ran in the opposite direction without looking back, and even used snake skin to move around, but he didn't expect that the other party's reaction speed was much faster than he imagined, and his marksmanship was also exceptionally accurate, and he killed two-thirds of his blood with one spray.

If it weren't for the distance, the troll's power would not have been maximized, and he would have been a corpse by now.

Without waiting for her to throw out the second spray, Ji Shaoyi quickly hid behind the tree by taking advantage of her coquettish position, and at the same time gritted her teeth and opened all the voices.

He has been devastated three times in a row today, and his young heart has been greatly traumatized, and if he falls into a box tragically again, he will be depressed.

Maybe it was because he felt that it was not sincere enough to open all the microphones and beg for mercy, Ji Shaoyi thought about it, and silently opened the voice changer that he had just bought two days ago and had not had time to play, and after a quick glance at the available sounds, he forcibly endured goosebumps all over his body and chose a loli sound.

I heard that the current straight men of steel like this one.

Lang Qiao had already observed that he didn't have a gun in his hand when he was throwing the spray, so she chased after him without hesitation, ready to take the head with another spray.

Seeing that she was getting closer and closer to the Tibetan tree, the pink figure had no intention of continuing to escape, and judging from the series of coquettish moves he had just now, this person was not a rookie.

It's been so long and still motionless, either I'm scared stupid, or I'm still holding back some bad tricks.

Thinking like this, Lang Qiao's heart was a little more vigilant, and just when she was only one step away from the tree, a ...... suddenly sounded in her earphones that could push people back ten kilometers Male voice.

In order to create the effect of a soft girl who was crying when I saw the milky voice, Ji Shaoyi pinched his voice and made it vigorously: "Huh, little brother, I give you all my things, let's see you in the finals, okay?" ”

Lang Qiao's whole person was stunned by this male voice of the tenth-level male voice who was indistinguishable between male and female, and he stood in place in a daze and forgot to shoot.

Ji Shao saw that it had an effect, and he pinched his throat and made it even happier, "Little brother, you are the best, I love you~"

While talking, he was still manipulating his pink girl character and stepped back shyly: "Then I'll go~Let's go in the finals~"

Seeing him retreat farther and farther away, Lang Qiao finally recovered from the great shock, and raised S686 to the delicate figure is ruthless spray, and at the same time cursed in a low voice: "Damn, death pervert." ”

It was so disgusting that she was going to vomit the overnight meal.

I don't know if it's because her ears are nauseous or what's wrong, she listens to this pretentious voice and is a little familiar with honey.

Then she saw the system message.

[Lang の temptation used S686 to kill a table of talents, you Ji Shao]