Chapter 7 How do you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air?
A table of talents, you are less than ......
You are a young season......
Few......
Lang Qiao blinked, and after making sure that he was really right, he decisively took out his mobile phone and provided Gu Congxin with the latest materials.
[Lang の temptation: Ji Shaoyi is not only a zero, but also a pseudo-mother, the kind that can retreat ten kilometers when he opens his mouth! ] 】
After thinking about it, she added.
[Lang の temptation: Don't ask me how I know, just write it.] 】
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On the other side, Ji Shaoyi looked at the interface where he landed into a box, doubting the .jpg of life
Is it because he doesn't sound good enough, or is he not dressed well enough? Other soft girls can not only be let go by those straight men of steel, but they can even send guns, medicine and bullets.
It's better to get to him and send him directly to the western sky?
He's autistic and will never get better.
What he didn't see was that Tian Luo, who was standing behind him, was shocked, and after the shock, he was a little confused.
What's going on? He's just taking a shower, why is his boss still spoiled in the game like he was robbed of his life by a pervert?
Scanning the game interface again, he suddenly understood, patted Ji Shaoyi's shoulder with a complicated face, and said bitterly: "Boss, listen to my advice, the Internet fee is valuable, and the price of the festival is higher, if it is for the sake of the body, both can be thrown." ”
Ji Shaoyi leaned back, and the whole person collapsed on the gaming chair, with a sad expression: "What do you want to say?" ”
Tian Luo: "If the experience coupon is gone, you can earn it again, and if people are crazy, there will be nothing." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" You're crazy, your whole family is crazy.
He raised his leg and gave Tian Luo a kick, which was quickly dodged by Tian Luo, and quickly climbed onto the bed, relying on his reach to beat him, and continued without fear of death: "What a single row of solo kings, what kind of college town heartthrob, it's just a passing cloud, if you lose it, you lose it, it's not a pity." ”
"So boss, don't give up on yourself just because you're no longer the king of the solo row—"
Ji Shaoyi was ready for him to show his loyalty to himself, for example, even if you are no longer the king of the single row, I am still willing to follow you and so on, but he changed his words and said coldly: "Because it's useless to give up on yourself." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”
Did Lao Tzu wipe out the entire galaxy in his last life and jump on the grave of all mankind? Why are both of them targeting me like this?
Tian Luo: "Judging from your current mental state, whether you can continue to go to school or not is a matter, let alone call back." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”
No, didn't Lao Tzu just try to see if his newly bought voice changer works? How did it become a mental problem?
"Don't give up a whole big forest outside the game for the sake of a fierce 1 in the game." Speaking of this, Tian Luo also sighed leisurely: "After all, there are still quite a lot of people who come to watch you every day, you-"
Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”
What the hell is Mammoth 1? Co-author, he thought he was messing around in the game to find 1?
He really couldn't listen to it anymore, grabbed a doll in his hand and smashed it at Tian Luo, and couldn't bear it: "Shut up!" Then force no one to go to the toilet with you at night! ”
Tian Luo, who was still punching hard just now, instantly became submissive again, "Okay, okay, it's okay if I don't say it." ”
You may not believe it when you say it, Tian Luo, who is 1.8 meters tall and looks like a dog...... He's afraid of the dark.
And this secret is only known to Ji Shaoyi, in order not to affect the rest of the other two roommates, after turning off the lights at night, Tian Luo has to accompany Ji Shaoyi at the door when he goes to the toilet.
This is not only an important reason why the two of them can get along quickly as soon as school starts, but also the source of the rumors that the two of them are gay.
After all, going to the toilet together or something...... Sounds gay indeed.
After suppressing Tian Luo by force, Ji Shaoyi exited the game settlement page, and was about to open another single row to regain his lost self-confidence, when he heard the opposite side of the bunk, Tian Luo's little speaker began to broadcast again: "the groove, the groove, boss, look at the sticker, you are on fire again." ”
Ji Shaoyi is already a popular figure in the university town, and there are countless posts about him in the post bar, so he sneered coldly and said with a disapproving face: "Is it you and my fellow scholar who have updated again?" Or have new rumors emerged? It's not the kind of post that portrays me as having ghostly facial features, an otherworldly temperament, and holding the lifeblood of the global economy. ”
He said no, but his fingers had already honestly clicked on the sticker, and then he saw a title that stung his 24K pure titanium dog's eye.
[Hi Da Pu Ben! Ji Shao, the dog man who controls the lifeblood of the experience coupon in the whole university town, has finally been sanctioned! 】
As soon as this post came out, the e-sports dead houses in the entire college town climaxed themselves, and the post exploded in an instant.
[1L: Really? Is anyone really so fierce? 】
[2L: I said at the scene that I was overturned, Ji Shao, a dog man, he deserved it! ] 】
[3L: It's too late, that's fast, this mysterious old brother's wave of operations is like a god descending to earth, and the dog man Ji Shao didn't even see where he was, and he was shot in the head. 】
[4L: "You must have been shot in the head again!"] ”
The dog man Ji Shao opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......
"What innocence? Two days ago, I saw you shouting at the empty city and being shot in the head. ”
The dog man Ji Shao's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he argued: "Being shot with a black gun can't be considered a headshot!" Can playing tactics fail as a headshot? The succession of difficult words, such as "bluffing" and "tactical delivery", caused everyone to laugh, and the store was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
The next time you play, please bring this passage to Ji Shao, this is how we Zuan people greet each other. (Dog's head saves his life)】
[5L: Hahahahaha Funny .jpg】
[6L: So does anyone know this mysterious brother who is a fairy in the world?] 】
[7L: I will ask this question!] I'll answer! Many people at the scene at the time saw the last kill news.,It seems to be a temptation to call Lang の。 】
[8L: Hahahahaha, what the hell is Lang stinging? Is this ID serious? How do you feel that this unknown brother is more sassy than Ji Shao's dog man? 】
[9L: Lang Yu's temptation is more sassy than Ji Shao's, add me one, I even suspect that this old brother will imitate Ji Shao's single row of three consecutive championships, and then change a Sao ID every week. 】
[10L: This week is called Lang の temptation, next week is called love and loneliness? ] 】
[11L: Call it the Lotus Pond Moonlight next week? 】
[12L: Hahahaha, you guys upstairs want to laugh at me, my wolf disco asks for a name! 】
[13L: emmm, what you said, I still have a little bit of expectations, how to gain four? 】。
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