Chapter 44 Shooting ingots
As you all know, I have a soft spot for sweeping and mopping the floor, and it may be because I am cheap, and I have been punished more times, but I have fallen in love with this kind of labor more and more.
"Are you in a hurry, are you still going?"
"What's the hurry?"
"I'm not in a hurry, I just want to pump you when I see you rubbing."
"You're sick, you have to be cured!"
Although I didn't think much of Lao Mao's urging, I still accelerated the speed of doing duty, and I was such a boss who could listen to the suggestions of the younger brothers!
When she was about to walk next to Lan Yuxuan, she hurriedly lay on the table, blocking the folded ingots and semi-finished products that were being folded with her hands, and stared at me with her eyes.
"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?"
"I sweep the floor, lift my feet!"
"Oh."
"How many did you stack?"
"Six or seven."
"It's pretty fast, show me it."
"No."
"What's so shy about this, it's time to use it in a while, I'll see if you can stack it."
"I won't give it!"
“……”
I reluctantly continued to sweep the floor, I wanted to suddenly reach into Lan Yuxuan's table hole and pick up those ingots, but I felt that Lan Yuxuan, an animal with uncoordinated limbs, would definitely hit the table because of excitement, and I couldn't explain it when I cried.
Alas, I'm such a good person.
"You fold slowly, ten should be enough."
"Why do you do so much?"
"Then you can look at it."
Soon, we cleaned the classroom so clean that we had to take a few reluctant glances when we finally locked the door.
"What are you looking at, aren't you hurrying?"
"I'm looking at the glory of the working people!"
"Neuropathy."
There are not many people in the small park, and you may see that this small park seems to be not crowded every time, probably because there are very few facilities inside, and the road is a bit detoured, and most people who don't want to come in will choose to walk from the outside.
The pools in the small park had dried up due to the colder weather, but that didn't dampen our enthusiasm in the slightest.
"How do we divide it?"
"I'll take a look."
Counting Lan Yuxuan, there were five people in total, and I turned my head and asked, "Hey, how many have you stacked?" ”
"Didn't you say ten?"
"Well, it's a good performance, it's just two people, take it out, let's divide it."
Lan Yuxuan took out a notebook from her schoolbag, and then shook out the ten ingots, I was not calm when I saw it, and said to her: "Hey, sister, you're too thin, aren't you?" ”
As if she had made a mistake, Lan Yuxuan nervously picked up one of them and whispered, "Is it thin?" Your newspapers are already the thickest, nothing else. ”
I didn't continue to count her, but said in a different tone: "You still blew it before, it seems that you haven't played much, brother told you, ingots are this thing, you don't have to use a piece of paper to fold, you put the paper together, and it will be thick when you fold it together." ”
Lan Yuxuan didn't seem to understand what I meant, and asked suspiciously, "What's the use of that?" ”
I saw that she couldn't guess the mystery, so she said proudly: "You don't understand this, of course, the ingots are sinking as much as possible, and sometimes in order to win, I also deliberately add some iron pieces into it!" ”
Not good, the little sanity that remains tells me that there is murderous aura around!
"I said that you won't let us touch it every time, and it doesn't sound right, so we shouldn't play with you!"
"Calm down! I'll just say it, I don't have to play tricks with you. ”
Lan Yuxuan was still struggling with the ingots she stacked, so she interrupted: "Then can this be used?" ”
I didn't take it from her, but picked up the last two on the ground, touched them and said, "It's not easy to get, it's a little light." ”
To prove my point, I threw one of them back to the ground, then lifted the other high and threw it at the ingots on the ground.
"No, I can't do it."
"What then?"
"I want to think about it."
If you fold the two together, the weight should be about the same, but fortunately, the newspapers I usually collect are enough, oops, how can I be so tender!
"In this way, let's re-stack, two into one, and try."
So, we began to stack each other.
During this period, I kept learning to touch everywhere to see what could be sandwiched in it, so that the ingots would be heavier.
"Don't play badly, just have fun if you want to."
"Who's the hell, am I that kind of person?"
"If you don't, what do I say you're doing?"
“……”
After stacking, it felt about the same, and I didn't try again, so I was ready to group it.
"Palms and backs of hands, divide into groups of two, and then rock-paper-scissors, see who shoots first."
"Come on, then."
I don't know how you played "palm and back of hand" when you were a child, anyway, our statement is very strange, the first "palm and back of hand" is not distinguished, and the next slogan becomes "wolf heart and dog lung", this kind of rhyme that can't be played with eight poles, it seems that there are a lot of it.
"It's really a narrow road, how can I compare with you!"
"Less nonsense, come on."
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
"Haha, I won! I'll shoot first! ”
"I haven't come out yet, big sister!"
"I don't care! You're out! ”
"Okay, okay, you come first."
I was unwilling to throw the ingots on the ground, but Lan Yuxuan didn't know if she had stayed with me for a long time or if she had the potential to be cheap before, she actually squatted down and put my ingots again.
"What are you doing? Lai yes! ”
"I'm here to see if there's anything in you."
"I'm not you!"
"So I'll have to check it."
“……”
After Lan Yuxuan finished fiddling, she sighed on the ingots, I am also obedient, not throwing paper airplanes.
"Hurry up, what's the luck?"
"Hate, don't bother me."
I'm impatient, isn't it just to take a picture of an ingot? This kind of game of strength is over. But soon I found out that I was too simple, and at the moment when Lan Yuxuan threw the ingots in her hand, the wind was not big or small, and I don't know where it came from, although it was not enough to turn the ingots, but Lan Yuxuan's strength just turned my ingots over.
"Damn, that's fine!"
"Haha, Chosen One!"
"No, no, no!"
"Why not? I can't afford to lose! ”
"Just kidding, two wins in three games! This time I'll come first! ”
"Why did you come first?"
"That's rock-paper-scissors."
I suddenly remembered the scene of playing rock-paper-scissors with girls in the past, and now to sum it up, I hope my friends will take out a small notebook and write it down, it will be very helpful to you!
When girls are in rock-paper-scissors, 80% of them will come out of the scissors first, so you come out of the rock, unless you play like just now, otherwise you will basically win first, if you are unfortunate to draw, don't be discouraged, according to my observation, 90% of girls will not repeat the same, so at most three times, you will win!
Of course, if you're called a girl's friend like me, you can deliberately lose to each other!
Just as I was about to show my masculine side, Lan Yuxuan suddenly said:
"Huh? Have you ever heard that rock-paper-scissors is very much like the song goes, it's five two zero. ”
"What's wrong with five-two-zero?"
"I haven't heard it when I see it, the song says that 520 means that I love you."
"You can pull it down, and you won't get anywhere. Besides, how can something like rock-paper-scissors be five two zero, maybe two hundred and five! ”
“…… Sure enough, it's you......"
“…… Yes? ”