Although I realized something, I always felt a little weird, as if something bad was going to happen, so I was cautious everywhere.

"Hurry up and eat."

"Don't you always let me chew slowly? I'm afraid I'll choke if I eat too fast. ”

Of course, I also paid a price for this, such as the date with Zhou Gong was forced to be canceled.

As soon as I walked out of the building, an aunt who was not long-eyed rode to see off the child, which happened to run over my feet.

"You're blind! Don't have long eyes? ”

I'm furious, very, very angry! But the weird feeling hasn't gone away.

So I looked at the back of the mother and daughter and whispered, "I'm sorry ......."

The woman was riding against the door of the building, crushed my feet, not only did not apologize, but also scolded me for being blind, and did not even stop the car, her behavior was simply shameful to the point of outrageousness, but I treated it with kindness, hoping that the little girl in the back seat of the car would not be like her mother.

In the afternoon class, I found the answer to "restlessness" - a quiz in class, and three consecutive ......

Xiao Zhoumo wrote a few poems that he thought were very important, and Xiao Zhang gave ten "classic" geometry questions, and almost all of the English classes were about reading comprehension, so I couldn't understand it very much, why? Is this negotiable? Can't you make people take a breather? Fortunately, there are no consecutive classes, otherwise it would be the same as an exam.

Let's not talk about the course questions first, let's talk about the quizzes one by one.

Xiao Zhou hasn't played for a long time and suddenly attacked, but in the first two years, I often did silent writing, my memory and learning attitude are clear to you, so I suspect that "sinus arrhythmia" is the problem that fell at that time.

"Gu Yang, what are you doing?"

I'm used to this kind of thing, and I don't panic because I'm caught.

"I just opened it, and I haven't had time to look at it yet."

"Be serious, it's called cheating, you know? If you cheat in the high school entrance examination, your life will be over! ”

"Teacher, I was wrong, I'll give you the book."

"Close it and put it in the hole in your desk."

Since it was a surprise attack, I didn't prepare in advance, and the target of the book was too big, so I could only use my thighs to push it up, and my right hand made small movements when the teacher was not looking.

If I have time, I must copy the content of the test first, and then blatantly put it on the table, as the saying goes, the most dangerous place is often the safest, my method seems to be brain-dead, but in fact it is the most secretive, because whether it is a paper or a blank A4 paper, they are characterized by thinness! Transparency is ideal! Put the "crime" tool under the file and copy it properly! (You've all used this trick, if anyone has ever been caught, remember to tell me, I will definitely laugh at him like crazy)

Knock on the blackboard!

The point is, when you are caught, the teacher must think that you can't write, if the teacher doesn't tear your paper away, then you must not be all right, you take the teacher for a fool, the teacher doesn't think you are smart, and it is already light to call you into the office to memorize the text......

The method I'm talking about here may be basically useless for you who have graduated from high school at least, even if it's useful, don't use it, civil servants, English level 4 or 6, once these exams are caught, this life will really be over, of course, that's what I said, if you can really bring the cheat sheet in, then I'm afraid my methods are no longer suitable for your rank.

Let's talk about math quizzes.

There's nothing to say about math quizzes, but because of a small episode, boring things become fun.

"Puff puff!"

It's really not easy to have these questions on the paper, but coincidentally, I've been working hard recently, and I happened to see a few of them in a workbook, so I put down the pen like a god, and I looked up and Xiao Zhang Feifei, seeing that he didn't mean to complain about me, I went around to learn and touch, and saw that Lan Yuxuan had also done the last question, so I looked at it twice.

I was so happy to see this, but I didn't expect her to do the penultimate question wrong!

Hehe, Xueba? Phew!

I excitedly sketched the answer from scratch paper, then pressed it under my arm and rubbed it against her. Maybe she was stumped by the last question, a little annoyed, and ignored me all the time, so I made the weird noise above.

Lan Yuxuan glanced up at Xiao Zhang, that guy was also writing something, and he didn't have time to take care of us, so Lan Yuxuan pulled my scratch paper very unskillfully, and after a few glances, I found that her face seemed to be red, I don't know if it was because of my behavior of passing her answers, or she thought that cheating was too ugly, or that she was a student who was corrected by a scumbag.

I'm very happy anyway.

After class, I ghostly leaned into her ear and whispered, "I'm amazing, how are you going to thank me?" ”

Unexpectedly, she showed a more "ghostly" smile and said, "Erque, you are wrong about that question!" ”

I was very surprised, how is this possible? I remember that the answer to the question in the workbook was the same as what I did at the end, and I was very confident in myself!

"Where's the scratch paper? Take it for me to see. ”

"You see, you're starting to be wrong here."

“……”

I regretted it, I didn't find that the two questions were different in numbers, alas, it was too embarrassing at the time, and I was too arrogant when I wrote the "answer" to Lan Yuxuan, so I didn't check it properly.

From then on, I decided that I must not be too excited about the exams in the future and not waste every second!

I don't think there's anything to say about the English test, the teacher knows that my English is poor, and he will say two sentences to me in the first year of junior high school, so he slowly gave up, and he has an attitude that I can't support the wall with mud, so I don't need to make any small moves, it's wrong.

After the class bell rang, I thought it was time to wake up from a nightmare, but Xiao Zhou walked in and slashed his face:

"Gu Yang, stand up for me! Do you know how wrong you are? Also cheating! Are you worthy of your parents? I'm telling you, if you go on like this, you won't be able to pass the exam anywhere! I arranged Lan Yuxuan next to you, are you blind? Can't you see how people learn it? Lan Yuxuan, you teach him more in the future, teach him how to be a person first, do you hear? ”

I was speechless, turned my head to look at Lan Yuxuan, expecting her to report to Comrade Xiao Zhou on the situation I had listened carefully to in the past few days, but unfortunately, I only saw her firm nod and that desperate "um"......

"Copy your mistake, a wrong word, and you must hand it over to me tomorrow morning!"

Since I was in the third year of junior high school, I feel that Xiao Zhou doesn't love me as much as before......

"Others don't look at jokes here (I became a joke...... But it seems to have become a joke for a long time...... He said that he was also talking about you, the last year, give me a good study, and the rest is not what you should think, especially don't think crookedly! Didn't you hear it! ”

"I heard you!"

"Alright, come home from school and stay safe."

I glared at Lan Yuxuan, wanting her to see my anger, which caused a sense of fear, and finally forced me to become unconditional obedience to me, such as helping me copy a text or something, and the result was that I thought too much.

"Look, I've never seen a beautiful woman."

"I want to throw up when I see it."

"Go, go, go home and vomit!"

I ignored her, packed my bag, and prepared to go home.

"Yangzi, don't you help them on duty?"

"Be your uncle, I have to hurry home and copy the text."