Chapter 9 And all sorts of funny reasons followed
"How is it, has the old class given approval?"
Bai didn't look at Zhu Tianyi, he was going to rest tomorrow, he hadn't asked the teacher for leave, and he planned to ask Zhu Tianyi first to see how the situation was.
Zhu Tianyi had a gloomy face and said in a muffled voice:
"The old class only verbally agreed, and did not give a fake note, saying that he would give it to us at the end of the week. But I always felt that something was going to happen, and the old class had never done this before. ”
Zhu Tianyi scratched his head, and the 185-year-old shrunk down on the seat, looking very incongruous. He looked at Bai Hao again, and wanted to say something more.
Dingdingding......
The class bell rang, as if the time was calculated, the head teacher solemnly opened the teacher's door on time, and walked up to the stage, holding a textbook in his hand and a stack of notes.
"I'm going to say one thing before I give a lecture."
When he came up solemnly, he went straight to the point, his eyes stared at Chubby, and he glanced back and forth in the direction of several other participants of the event.
"Tomorrow is the day off, and the students must have already figured out how to spend their time at school. But some people don't want to improve their grades, but think about how to sneak out to play, if you are really in a hurry or sick, you can go out, but ......"
solemn face turned pale, clenched his teeth, and his pretty face showed an unbearable expression. After a long time, I slowly spit it out.
"But why are some students asking for leave so outrageous? I don't know if you treat me as a student or if you think you're a teacher. ”
She slowly took one out of the stack of notes and read:
"My puppy is about to give birth, it is usually very clingy to me, if it is not for me during the birth, it will be very anxious, and I beg the teacher to approve me to go home on the weekend to accompany the child. Liu Ze, your reason is the most serious in it. ”
Zhuang nodded at Liu Ze, Liu Ze hurriedly stood up, pursed his lips and smiled.
"But I was already on the phone with your mother yesterday, and she said that your dog has never been bred and that it is a male. And told your mother about the regression of this monthly exam, and your mother asked me to tell you to go home early after the holiday, and she wanted to have a friendly and long negotiation with you. ”
looked at Liu Ze solemnly and pursed his lips and smiled.
Liu Ze's eyes widened, revealing a desperate expression. The class burst into laughter.
At this time, the old class picked up another note, and she looked at the students in the audience, with an elegant expression and a calm expression.
"It's been a long time since I've taken a leave of absence, and I want to experience what it's like to take a leave of absence."
Ning Xin immediately stood up consciously, held back his smile, and lowered his head and didn't dare to look solemn.
"I can't see that you still have a beast living in your heart, if I agree, do you still want to go on a trip, the little old girl is really energetic." Stared at Ning Xin solemnly, and deliberately said with a sneer in a northeastern dialect.
There was another round of laughter in the class. Ning Xin still lowered his head, smiling vigorously, his head shaking like a rattle.
solemnly changed back to his original expression and took out another note. She glanced at the contents of the note and said lightly:
"Liu Pang, you stand up first."
"Huh!? Why don't you read it first? Chubby scratched his head and said in a slur manner.
The class burst out laughing again.
"I usually think you're an otaku, but I didn't expect you to be a literary otaku, it's a pity that you don't want to be a writer."
solemn eyes widened, and said with a smile.
Well? The classmates all looked at each other, wondering what Chubby had written.
"The cherry blossoms at home are blooming, and I want to go back and see them."
She read it out slowly in a reciting tone, making people feel as if the letter was a romantic wanderer living in a foreign country or a frustrated knight wandering the rivers and lakes.
Bang Bang Bang ......
The classroom burst into thunderous applause.
The old class waved his hand, signaled the applause to stop, and said:
"Not to mention that we don't have cherry blossoms here, even if they do, they bloom in April, and they only bloom for half a month at a time, and now it's November, you don't even understand this, do you?"
"No, no, I bought ornamental cherry blossoms online, and they bloom all year round."
Chubby was a little panicked and hurriedly said.
"Open all year round? It turned out to be a fake flower. Solemnly raised her good-looking eyebrows.
Oh! The class suddenly heard a voice of understanding.
Chubby lowered his head in frustration, as if he had accepted his fate.
The old class ordered Ouyang Youqian, He Xiaoye, Zhen Tian, Zhou Qun, Zhu Tianyi and others one after another, she looked at the people who stood up in the audience, and said quietly:
"I felt something was wrong the last time you pretended to be sick and asked for leave, and I didn't find any problems with you all the way, so I didn't catch a little fish and I was hooked."
Everyone didn't speak, their heads bowed, and they looked like schoolchildren who had made a mistake and were waiting to be punished.
"Look at this posture, you are going to play the second biggest, I know you won't say, I won't ask, just don't go, each of you will copy the "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion" twenty times for me, and I will hand it in tomorrow, and I will clean you up after the midterm exam."
He looked at them solemnly and said hatefully.
"Understood." The people who were standing muffled their voices.
Haha, the other students have been laughing a few times.
It's Saturday night, and the students are rushing out of the classroom and running to the playground to the sound of music on the radio. The school has a 20-minute recess every night, which is specially reserved for students to go out for activities to avoid stuffiness in the classroom, which can be regarded as a little buffer under high-pressure learning.
Some of the students with whom they have a good relationship go out for a walk or play badminton to do other things, and some run around the playground alone, venting the stress of the day. But there are also people who don't want to go out, no one to accompany them, and they are too lazy to go out for a run, but fortunately, staying in the class and listening to the radio is also a good choice.
But today is different, most of the people in the class have gone out, and only a handful of people are left sitting around Zhu Tianyi, shaking their heads and sighing one by one.
"It's over, tomorrow's plans are going to be cold."
Chubby said dejectedly.
"Who told you to write such an outrageous reason for taking leave, good guy, you are treating the old class as an idiot, I haven't finished copying the "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion" until now."
Zhu Tianyi lowered his head and scolded, the pen in his hand kept working on the paper.
"How can so many people make up different reasons, don't just talk about me, we're all outrageous. Fuguier is too, if you don't want to use this method, you have to use this method. Chubby replied.
"Oh no, it's on my head." Ouyang Qian shouted. "Didn't you say anything at the time, and blamed me again."
"Okay, it's happened, let's stop arguing." Liu Ze stopped the argument, looked at everyone, and said, "Let's think about whether there is any other way?" ”
"Do you want to go tomorrow, you shouldn't be able to get out without a fake note." Bai Hao thought about it and asked.
"But it's been so long since I've been preparing for it, and the places have been booked, so it's a pity not to blame."
Xiaopang glanced at He Xiaoye, and swept around.
"Fugui'er, think of a way." Liu Ze stared at Ouyang Youqian and said slowly.
"No, it's all messed up this time, and you still want me to come up with ideas." Ouyang Youqian shouted loudly.
Everyone looked at him in unison and nodded in unison.
"Brother, the first time I saw you, I thought you had the posture of a sleeping dragon, Guan Zhongzhi, everyone relied on you." Liu Ze looked at him with a smile.
"Although I am very reluctant, but once the talent in the world is a stone, you have seven buckets, I have one bucket, and everyone in the world has one bucket, which is not much stronger than Cao Zhi or something."
The little chubby said cheaply, looking like a greasy uncle who abducted an underage girl.
Ouyang was rich and embarrassed, and suddenly complained;
"You guys can stop, I don't think you can do it yet." He muttered for a while, and then said to the people:
"That's the only way......"
Everyone huddled in a circle around him, head to head, and it was extremely comical from the outside.