Tian Luo: "...... forgiveness, what's the difference between you and those big pig trotters who abuse the sky and the air in the boss's article?"

He sighed and tried to enlighten him: "So think about it carefully, have you ever played with mud with you when you were a child, and finally moved again?" Don't all of you big families like to stage this kind of sadomasochistic bloody drama? ”

Ji Shaoyi really pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, and then said with a sad face: "Qingmei doesn't have it, but there is one bamboo horse." ”

As soon as he heard that it was a bamboo horse, Tian Luo suddenly became even more excited: "Boss, I suddenly have a bolder idea!" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”

Tian Luo: "He is transgender for love!" That's how it is played in the Vietnamese MV! ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God Special Vietnam MV.

He rolled his eyes silently, raised his legs and walked towards the dormitory, not even bothering to vomit.

Tian Luo hurriedly followed, and his little mouth kept whispering in his ear: "Don't take it seriously, boss, there is really such a possibility, let me tell you about the Vietnamese MV ......"

"Shut up." Ji Shaoyi was so noisy by him that he was loud and loud, "Be careful if you force me to send you to Vietnam to dig coal!" ”

Being yelled at by him like this, Tian Luo was like a frightened little chicken, instantly silenced, and followed Ji Shaoyi into the dormitory aggrievedly, looking more well-behaved and well-behaved.

I didn't know, and I thought that Young Master Ji was going to force him to do something dirty.

And after the young master Ji returned to the dormitory, he collapsed on the gaming chair, Erlang's legs were cocked, and he said: "My Bamboo Horse Primary School is the school weightlifting team, and he is two meters tall and looks like Li Kui, if he is transgender......"

Ji Shaoyi recalled Lang Qiao's approximate height, and couldn't help laughing for a while: "You have to cut off all the parts below the navel to be so compact, right?" ”

Tian Luo: "......" makes sense.

"But your speculation is not unreasonable." Ji Shao's fingers tapped on the table, his brain spun quickly, and he muttered: "She secretly filmed me on the street, but she refused to add me as a friend, obviously she was my fan sister, but she shot me in the game......"

Tian Luo looked at him as if he had lost his soul every day, and couldn't help sighing, feeling that his own boss might be finished.

After all, before the temptation of Lang appeared, the boss of his family played warm every day in class, ate chicken after class, and even on the way back to the dormitory after school, he did not forget to call the four wild men he raised to brush the bonds, no matter which wild bee wave butterfly came to show goodwill, it was a sunglasses that no one loved, a proper kaolin flower.

It's like now, Nuan Nuan doesn't fight, and the fetters don't brush, and barely play a few handfuls of chicken to find the flower in the basin!

With such a big difference in elevation between the high ridge and the basin, can there really be a future?

Tian Luo couldn't help but worry about the height of their children in the future.

Some people, in the name of a child daughter-in-law, have the heart of an old mother, saying that they can't abandon him as a child daughter-in-law, and they are even worried about the height of other people's future children behind their backs.

When he relieved himself from his worries, he saw that Ji Shaoyi didn't know when he turned the gaming chair, clicked on the computer, and smiled weirdly at the QQ login interface.

Tian Luo instantly smelled the gossip, hurriedly moved a small bench over, and asked excitedly, "What's the boss?" ”

"Shhhh Ji Shaoyi made a silent gesture, and said with an unfathomable expression: "After my careful and logical analysis, I think that the reason why Lang Yu's temptation refuses to make friends with me in person is because——"

His voice became lower and lower, and he deliberately paused for a few seconds at the critical moment, which made Tian Luo very anxious: "Because of what? Say duck quickly! ”

"She's shy."

Tian Luo: "......" Oh, I really didn't see it.

Other girls are shy and red-faced to their idols.,When you get to Lang の temptation here.,Open your mouth to see you and I can't eat.,Implying that you can't sleep because of shyness.,From the side, I deeply expressed my shyness in the face of idols?

After finishing the slander, Tian Luo glanced at his boss in a complicated way, thinking that he might have been stupid by Lang Yu's temptation.

He even silently clicked on Baidu and searched: Will being shot in the head when eating chicken affect IQ?

And the replies of sand sculpture netizens are also exceptionally good: Of course it will, it will be sad all day, and it will become cerebral palsy directly, I am just because I am too young and vigorous, and I was shot in the head and had an appointment with someone offline, and I just came out of the ICU today [light a cigarette] [light a cigarette] [light a cigarette] [light a cigarette]

Tian Luo: "......" is a ruthless person!

And Ji Shaoyi is obviously a little more ruthless, because after he boarded QQ, he directly clicked on the contact group of Jinhua University freshmen, relying on the fact that he was the administrator and came up to be a member of Aite, so frightened that Tian Luo hurriedly pressed his typing hand: "What are you doing?" ”

If he's not mistaken, their counselor was still lurking in the freshman group.

"She's embarrassed to add me to her face, so I'll take the initiative to send it to the door and ask her to add it." Ji Shaoyi dusted off his paws, and felt that his new plan was perfect: "This should always be sincere enough, right?" ”

"But what does that have to do with you going crazy in the freshman group? What if she's not your fan sister at all? And we ...... help."

Before Tian Luo could finish speaking, he saw him quickly press enter, and he shook his head, and said confidently: "Impossible!" No one can resist the temptation of Ji Shao! ”

Tian Luo: "......" hopes that you can maintain this self-confidence in front of the counselor.

What could he do? He is just a child daughter-in-law who has no right to speak, and he can only silently pray to the counselor that his old man has fallen asleep, or silently help him pack his luggage when the eldest of his family is persuaded to retire.

This is the last love of his child daughter-in-law.

Where can I find such a good child daughter-in-law as him!

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After returning to the dormitory from the cafeteria, Lang Qiao went to the bathroom to take a shower as usual, and before she could dry her dripping hair, a loudspeaker-like broadcast came from the living room: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Lang Qiao, come and see, your wife is complaining again!" ”

While wondering when he had a wife, Lang Qiao came to the living room on flip-flops, but before he could ask, he was dragged to the sofa by Gu Congxin like a chicken, and then thrown on the sofa roughly.

Gu Congxin's Amway method has always been simple and direct, after pulling people to the sofa and sitting down, she forced the mobile phone into her hand in the next second, and her attitude was tougher than the stones in the pit: "Don't say much, show it to the master!" ”。

Lang Qiao stared at her girly Sailor Moon phone case for a while, and said tentatively: "You changed the phone case again?" ”