Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin looked up in unison.

After seeing Lang Qiao's face clearly, Ji Shaoyi was obviously stunned for a moment, and then the corners of his lips hooked, and he smiled extraordinarily brightly: "Hello, meet again." ”

He shook his phone and said straight to the point: "Is it convenient to add a friend?" Lang, の, seduction, confusion? ”

He deliberately bit the last few words very hard, and there was a bit of ridicule in his smiling eyes.

The so-called stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, he doesn't believe that he is polite to this extent, and the other party can directly give him another sentence: Dead pervert, get out!

And he obviously underestimated Lang Qiao's degree of straight manhood.

Lang Qiao stared at him expressionlessly for a minute, and when his face was about to stiffen with laughter, he said in hindsight: "Why?" ”

“？？？” The smile on Ji Shao's face froze on the spot, and he was confused: "What, why?" ”

Lang Qiao: "Why do you want to add me as a friend?" ”

“？？？” If you want to add it, you can add it! How can there be so many whys?

Ji Shaoyi suddenly went a little crazy, sure enough, the brain circuit of the straight woman of steel is not something that he can understand as a damn handsome man!

But looking at her extremely cold iceberg face, if he didn't say a reason today, she probably would really give him a sentence of 'dead pervert roll', and by the way, cover the unfinished half bowl of noodles on his face.

Ji Shaoyi silently glanced at the half bowl of noodles, and suddenly came to inspiration, and blurted out: "You add me as a friend, and I will teach you to eat noodles!" ”

Lang Qiao: "??? ”

"The kind that doesn't need to be rolled! The kind that can be sucked to the end in one bite! The silky kind that Thandove wants to indulge in! "Ji Shaoyi's strong desire to survive is added.

Lang Qiao's whole person felt offended, and it was okay to be caught secretly when they met for the first time, and he was surrounded by him when they met again, especially when he also knew that she was Lang Yu's temptation!

Rounding up is equivalent to him knowing that Lang Yu will secretly photograph handsome guys when he is tempted to walk on the street, eat noodles and roll them with chopsticks like a child, and all of this affects her image as an iceberg boss who is cold to the outside world, and how can she still have the face to mix in the college town when it gets out?

What's more, as soon as she thought of the name Ji Shaoyi, the tape recorder in her head was like automatically pressing the single loop, playing back his pig-killing sound over and over again, making her unable to sleep.

Did she think her ears were too clean to add such a thing to her friends list?

Lang Qiao, who had cleared his mind, shook his head decisively: "No, thank you." ”

"Why?" Ji Shaoyi asked one more sentence without giving up.

Lang Qiao said honestly: "I can't eat when I see you." ”

As soon as these words came out, Ji Shaoyi seemed to have suffered a dimensionality reduction blow, and instantly petrified in place, his mind was like a barrage, repeating that sentence repeatedly: I can't eat when I see you, I can't eat when I see you, I can't eat when I see you, I can't eat when I see you......

He's autistic and will never get better.

When Tian Luo packed up the dishes and chopsticks and rushed to the scene, he saw his eldest family stunned in place like a statue, and his eyes were still staring at the shredded chicken noodles in other people's bowls.

Gu Congxin noticed his fiery gaze, and moved to a position farthest away from him holding his bowl like an old hen protecting food, and Lang Qiao followed closely behind.

Tian Luo looked at the two of them and then at Ji Shaoyi, and finally said tentatively: "Or, I'll buy you one?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

He took a deep breath, calmed his wounded heart, and left the restaurant with a noble and glamorous 'go'.

On the way back to the dormitory, he was like turning on Xianglin's sister-in-law mode, repeatedly: "I'm so stupid, really, I just knew how to teach her to eat noodles correctly, but I didn't expect her to see that I couldn't eat at all......"

"Woo woo woo she said she saw that I can't eat when she sees a man with 42 abdominal muscles, a side face with a knife-cut face, a ghostly facial features, and a fan-shaped statistical chart with three points of coldness and three points of ridicule and four points of carelessness in his eyes!"

Tian Luo automatically made up that picture in his brain, and said honestly: "If you want me, I can't eat." ”

Stimulated by him like this, Ji Shaoyi cried even louder: "Woo woo woo she saw that I couldn't eat!" That's not what she said when she secretly filmed me on the street that day! She ......"

"Wait!" Tian Luo instantly grasped the key information in his words: "What did you just say?" ”

Ji Shaoyi finally stopped howling, "She saw that I couldn't eat?" ”

"Next sentence."

"Didn't she say that when she secretly filmed me on the street that day?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Tian Luo nodded frantically, and then said with a face full of surprise: "My goddess actually secretly photographed you?" She looked at ...... It doesn't look like someone who would do such a thing, right? ”

In just such a short period of time, Lang Qiao has been successfully promoted from the skateboarder to the new goddess of Tian Lolikong Luo.

In his aesthetics, whether it is a human or an animal, as long as it has short legs, it is all cute.

Ji Shaoyi was a little unhappy by his questioning, "What do you mean?" With such a handsome face, this young master doesn't deserve to have a candid photo of a fan girl? ”

"No, no, no." Tian Luo pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, and suddenly opened a magical train of thought: "Do you think she could be your fan sister?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? What the do you need to ask? Of course it is possible! ”

"Then since she is a fan girl, why does she refuse to add friends with you?" Tian Luo asked again.

"Didn't you say it, I saw that I couldn't eat." As soon as he mentioned this, Ji Shaoyi was angry with a toothache, and whispered BB with a grudge on his face: "Why do you want to secretly film me when you see that I can't eat?" What's the difference between this and running away? ”

"That's right!" Tian Luo felt that he was extremely uplifted: "This is the biggest contradiction in this case!" Judging from my experience in immersing myself in web novels for so many years, my goddess is definitely bitter about rejecting you! ”

"What can she do?" Ji Shaoyi snorted coldly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it was the old Mary Sue: "It can't be that I have been my childhood sweetheart since I was a child, the two little ones have no guesses, we run together in the sunset, pee and mud together by the river, the two sand sculptures in the sunset are our lost youth, and then time has changed, she moved, leaving me only half of the mud as evidence that we have loved, and her half of the mud was snatched away by her vicious sister, and she threatened her not to recognize me for various reasons." ”

"So in order to keep a distance from me and prevent it from attracting my attention, she exploded my head as soon as she met, and when she met again, she rejected my friend application ugly, and she even said that she couldn't eat when she saw me couldn't eat!".

The more Ji Shaoyi spoke, the more angry he became, and he said indignantly: "It's too much! I was in a hurry, and I married her vicious sister directly, so that she couldn't regret it! ”