"Big brother, big brother! Do you see it? Did you see that scene just now? A middle-aged man with sharp-beaked monkey gills, two mustaches on his mouth, and a long scar from his ear to the corner of his mouth, pointed to a certain place and shook his hand excitedly as he ran.

The man who is called the eldest brother has a beard on his face, his eyes are not angry and arrogant, and he is slightly fierce, and he knows that he is not a good person at a glance.

"What's the noise, just chatter about this little thing, and do you have the consciousness of being a bandit?" The bearded man shouted, his anger sank into the dantian, and his voice was like a bell.

As soon as these words came out, Li Tieniu, who was so shocked that he ran over, was stunned, and even raised his hand and shook it, and unconsciously took it back, "What? Consciousness? What consciousness does it take to be a bandit? ”

"Stupid!" Li Tiezhu, a bearded man, patted his younger brother on the back of the head, "Raiding homes and robbing houses is an art, and we are not at the same level as the gang of robbers who block the road!" ”

Li Tieniu was hit in the back of the head like this, and he couldn't help crying, and muttered: "But we are also engaged in roadblocks and robberies!" ”

"Idiot!" Li Tiezhu slapped the back of his brother's head again, and his two mustaches were shocked and floated up, "How can it be a level?" When we block the road and rob, we only kill people, not rob money! They don't want all that money, we two picked it up, do you understand? ”

"Hey, got it, got it!" Li Tieniu hurriedly covered his head and nodded again and again, trying to use the technique of shifting the topic to make Li Tiezhu give up the continuation of this topic, "But, big brother, you haven't said that you have the consciousness of being a bandit?" ”

"Hey, yes, I almost made your kid confused!" Li Tiezhu slapped his head, touched his beard, raised his hand, and wanted to pat the back of Li Tieniu's head, so frightened that Li Tieniu quickly covered his head.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Li Tiezhu put down his hand stupidly and said in an unfathomable tone: "We bandits are a group of artists, do artists know? ”

Li Tieniu covered his head and shook his head, and he didn't know where his eldest brother heard this seemingly very high-end and high-grade word.

"Why do I have a brother as stupid as you?" Li Tiezhu raised his hand again, and drank Li Tieniu with hatred that iron is not steel, "Do you know the red devil and blue ghost in the mountain next door?" ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, this knows!" Li Tieniu covered the back of his head and nodded repeatedly, "The red devil is the one with red hair, and the blue devil is the one with blue hair, they are so ugly, and their noses are about to reach the sky!" ”

"Also, their eyes are also of other colors, which is really scary! I heard that many villagers at the foot of the mountain were scared to death by their eyes at night, and they really picked up a lot of bargains! ”

Li Tieniu seems to know a lot about the red devil and the blue ghost, and when he talks about it, he talks endlessly, and when he talks about their deeds, he can't help but smash his mouth, quite envious.

"That's what people are capable of! You see, they have a pair of artists' eyes, and they don't have to go up and grab them in person, they can scare people to death with a glare of their eyes! Li Tiezhu was also quite envious, and taught Li Tieniu earnestly, "Therefore, we will learn from their set in the future!" Be an elegant artist, you know? ”

"Understood, understood, big brother is so wise!" Li Tieniu said this, but he was muttering in his heart, "We don't have their conditions, and the robbery in the future will all depend on staring?" Will that work? ”

Li Tieniu has a deep understanding of the eldest brother's inconsistency, but due to the family rules of the Li family, Li Tieniu does not dare to say anything, and he does not dare to let go of farts.

Thinking that once he said something to refute, he would be beaten badly, Li Tieniu couldn't help but shudder, yes, forget it, let's take one step at a time!

Just thinking like this, a big hand of the fan version suddenly waved over, hitting the back of Li Tieniu's head, "Our brothers are artists, do you have the consciousness of an artist now?" ”

"Huh? Consciousness? Li Tieniu covered the back of his head and was blindfolded again, "What kind of enlightenment?" ”

Big brother, my big brother, in what you just said, you never said what it takes to be an artist! Li Tieniu roared madly in his heart.

Seeing Li Tiezhu's big hand raised again, Li Tieniu hurriedly waved his hand, "Big brother, let's do it slowly!" Little brother understands! Then, without waiting for Li Tiezhu to reply, he ran away.

After a while, Li Tieniu, who had changed into makeup, reappeared in Li Tiezhu's field of vision, wearing a robe with exaggerated embroidery, holding a dry branch picked up on the road in his left hand, and a jade cup in his right hand, walking slowly over.

When he came, the dry branch on his left hand was used as a crutch by him, and he took a pestle step by step, and took a sip of the wine in the jade cup in his right hand during the interval, and learned the manners he saw from the red devil and blue ghost.

Li Tiezhu watched his younger brother pretending to be elegant while walking not far away, his eyes were straight, and after a long time, he couldn't help but applaud, "Iron Bull!" You're a great talent! You look like an artist now! Your consciousness is very high! ”

When Li Tieniu heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, raised his hand and wanted to give it to his eldest brother for praise, but when he saw the thing he was holding in his left and right hands, he seemed to have thought of something, coughed softly, his face was straight, and he pretended to be elegant, but in fact, he said: "Big brother praises it, and the younger brother still has a lot to learn." ”

After saying this, he also pulled the corners of his mouth, wanting to pull out an elegant smile, but his mouth didn't seem to be very bright, and he couldn't pull out the elegant smile, but pulled out a smiling expression, how obscene it looked.

As soon as Li Tiezhu heard this, he slapped him and scolded: "Don't laugh! It's weird, the more you laugh, the more I want to hit you! After speaking, he slapped him twice.

The sudden attack made Li Tieniu look stunned, the crutch in his hand was beaten and fell to the ground, and the jade cup also fell, knocking on the stone and breaking in half.

"Still, you're pretty good like that, as long as you don't laugh!" Li Tiezhu touched his beard and admired Li Tieniu's dress just now, "Tieniu, hurry up, give your eldest brother a whole set of equipment." ”

When Li Tieniu heard this, how dare he slack off, so he hurriedly went to the warehouse to search for it, after being a bandit for so many years, the two brothers still have some family backgrounds.

It didn't take long for Li Tieniu to return to Li Tiezhu's side with two sets of equipment he had just worn.

"Why are there two sets?" Li Tiezhu took something from Li Tieniu's hand, and when he opened it, there were two sets of clothes.

"Uh, big brother, that green set is mine, I don't like the current one! Gray and unsightly! Li Tieniu smiled and pointed to the set of green and exaggerated embroidered robes in Li Tiezhu's hand.

"Oh!" Li Tiezhu suddenly snorted lightly, picked up another set of red, exaggerated embroidered robes and put them on his body, and said happily to Li Tieniu: "It is worthy of my brother, I understand my brother's taste!" ”

When Li Tieniu heard this, he smiled, took off the one on his body, took the green robe from Li Tiezhu's hand and put it on his body.

After a while, a big red, a big green, and two artists-bandits with strange tastes appeared in this Iron Bandit Mountain, two kilometers away from the Void Peak.

After the two of them finished dressing, they picked up their respective items that symbolized 'elegance', looked at each other and smiled, and they couldn't help but pull the corners of their mouths, revealing an expression that was not smiling.

Before he had time to laugh loudly, as soon as Li Tiezhu raised his hand, he patted Li Tieniu on the back of the head, "Sure enough, don't laugh!" I still can't stand it. ”

Li Tieniu could only cover the back of his head aggrievedly, wanting to cry but couldn't cry, after all, his wood-like arms couldn't twist his eldest brother's thick thighs like iron pillars.

"Hey, by the way, why did you come to me?" Li Tiezhu looked at his younger brother in front of him, who usually didn't dare to appear in front of him, and his eyes were a little confused.

Li Tieniu's character of going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, Li Tiezhu knows it clearly, and now that he is happily coming, he must have found something terrible.

"Hey! Right! What am I looking for from you? ”

I don't know if I was slapped too much by Li Tiezhu's slaps, Li Tieniu now feels that his head is a little bad, and it was only a few minutes ago, but he can't remember it at all.

Seeing his eldest brother raise his hand again, Li Tieniu suddenly cried and mourned, big brother! Don't fight anymore, I won't be able to fucking remember to hit me again!

wanted to think like this, but if he wanted him to say, he didn't dare, so he had to say: "Big brother, slow!" Wait! Let me think about it, I'll remember! ”

Li Tiezhu still believed in his brother very much, and when he heard Li Tieniu's assurance, he took his hand back.

After a long time, Li Tieniu patted his head and said happily: "Big brother, I remembered, there was a vision in that direction just now, and I speculated that there should be a strange treasure coming to the world!" ”

"Don't shoot it yourself next time, brother will help you!" Li Tiezhu muttered a little moved, and then said disdainfully: "The strange treasure of the fart came to the world, it is estimated that the king and the eight lambs are setting off fireworks, we were deceived by the red devil and the blue ghost last time, have you forgotten?" ”

"No, big brother, this time is different! You have to trust me! Li Tieniu was very confident, patting his chest vigorously to assure.

Li Tieniu naturally won't forget the last time he was deceived by fireworks, but this time it's definitely different, the blue that seems to cover the sky and the sun is definitely not the effect that fireworks can make!

Li Tiezhu saw that he was so confident, his face was full of suspicion, and after a while, Li Tiezhu gritted his teeth, "Okay, let's go over and take a look!" ”

Strange treasures come to the world, this kind of strange thing, it is better to believe it than not to believe it.

In this world, too many people know that there are some people who are blessed with the same life and creation as the heavens.

And Li Tiezhu and Li Tieniu are two of them, and they have also had the pleasure of seeing a cultivator soaring in the air with a magic weapon, like a big bird.

That scene, the brothers were envious, so Li Tiezhu agreed to go and have a look.

"Let's go! I'll show the way for my big brother! Li Tieniu shouted excitedly, as if he had foreseen the scene of himself riding a magic weapon and flying.